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~*~ One day, Souron was very very bored so he created a ring of such power that it caused the mind to see very very disturbing images, this caused the bearer to go completely insane, and thus the reason it was so dangerous.
So one day Frodo baggins found the one ring, not knowing what it was, he said to himself " what a pretty ring, I shall wear" it he slipped it on his finger, and saw the most disturbing sight in his life. Gandalf dancing in a bikini!!!!
" AAAHH!! MY EYES!!" he screamed as Gandalf continued to dance, "MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!" then Gandalf started to sing. "I'm to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt, so sexy that it hur." " NOOOOO!!" Frodo screamed as gandalf was about to remove the bikini top, Frodo slipped of the ring and ran away. completely insane.
Then Pippin came along and saw the ring, " ouhh, that looks nice" he said as he slipped on the ring, he saw something very disturbing.
Sam, wearing A oink toutou, singing, "I AM WHAT I AM AND WHAT I AM NEEDS NO EXCUSES!!" " HOLY SOURON!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!" Sam continued to sing, " I DEAL MY OWN CECK SOMETIMES THE ACE SOMETIMES THE JUICES." he started to belly dance " NOO!! PLEEEASE STOOP!!" Pippin threw the ring off his hand and ran as fast as he could. insane.
Legolas came along to visit Frodo when he saw something on the road, " what's this?" he said to himself as he picked it up, he examined it, " how strange, it looks like the one ring but doesn't bear the same markings," he slipped it on his finger and saw something very VERY disturbing, Aragorn and Boromir dancing in very revealing miniskirts, " were looking for some HOTT STUFF BABY THIS EVNIN" Aragorn sung, " looking for some HOTT STUFF BABY TONIGHT" Legolas said nothing, he merely stared wide eyed, the whole thing far too disturbing to take in.
That's how Gandalf found him, still in the same place, staring at nothing, wearing the ring. completely insane.
Next the ring came upon young Arwen Evenstar, " ouuh its soo shiny" she said happily as she slipped it on her slender finger,
However it had absolutely no effect on her, to make things worse though it gave her the powers to make OTHER people see disturbing things. so she did the only thing she could thing of doing at this time, torture her father.
He saw Saruman, he was dressed in his usual clothes, except one thing, he had a funny look in his eye and he began to sing.
" LOVE ME LOV ME SAYTHAT YOU LOVE ME!" now this wouldn't be very disturbing, unless this was being sung to your face by a skinny wrinkly old man with a long white beard who for some reason had some kind of interest in you, this disturbed Elrond so much he jumped out his bedroom window and Arwen continued to cause havoc throughout the world..
the end
~*~ One day, Souron was very very bored so he created a ring of such power that it caused the mind to see very very disturbing images, this caused the bearer to go completely insane, and thus the reason it was so dangerous.
So one day Frodo baggins found the one ring, not knowing what it was, he said to himself " what a pretty ring, I shall wear" it he slipped it on his finger, and saw the most disturbing sight in his life. Gandalf dancing in a bikini!!!!
" AAAHH!! MY EYES!!" he screamed as Gandalf continued to dance, "MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!" then Gandalf started to sing. "I'm to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt, so sexy that it hur." " NOOOOO!!" Frodo screamed as gandalf was about to remove the bikini top, Frodo slipped of the ring and ran away. completely insane.
Then Pippin came along and saw the ring, " ouhh, that looks nice" he said as he slipped on the ring, he saw something very disturbing.
Sam, wearing A oink toutou, singing, "I AM WHAT I AM AND WHAT I AM NEEDS NO EXCUSES!!" " HOLY SOURON!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!" Sam continued to sing, " I DEAL MY OWN CECK SOMETIMES THE ACE SOMETIMES THE JUICES." he started to belly dance " NOO!! PLEEEASE STOOP!!" Pippin threw the ring off his hand and ran as fast as he could. insane.
Legolas came along to visit Frodo when he saw something on the road, " what's this?" he said to himself as he picked it up, he examined it, " how strange, it looks like the one ring but doesn't bear the same markings," he slipped it on his finger and saw something very VERY disturbing, Aragorn and Boromir dancing in very revealing miniskirts, " were looking for some HOTT STUFF BABY THIS EVNIN" Aragorn sung, " looking for some HOTT STUFF BABY TONIGHT" Legolas said nothing, he merely stared wide eyed, the whole thing far too disturbing to take in.
That's how Gandalf found him, still in the same place, staring at nothing, wearing the ring. completely insane.
Next the ring came upon young Arwen Evenstar, " ouuh its soo shiny" she said happily as she slipped it on her slender finger,
However it had absolutely no effect on her, to make things worse though it gave her the powers to make OTHER people see disturbing things. so she did the only thing she could thing of doing at this time, torture her father.
He saw Saruman, he was dressed in his usual clothes, except one thing, he had a funny look in his eye and he began to sing.
" LOVE ME LOV ME SAYTHAT YOU LOVE ME!" now this wouldn't be very disturbing, unless this was being sung to your face by a skinny wrinkly old man with a long white beard who for some reason had some kind of interest in you, this disturbed Elrond so much he jumped out his bedroom window and Arwen continued to cause havoc throughout the world..
the end