(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Mall)
(Cut to the interior. KIM walks up to Club Banana, passing some foliage. When she is gone, DRAKKEN and SEHGO pop up. SHEGO has the voodoo doll)
DRAKKEN: Now?
SHEGO: Nah. Let's wait a little bit.
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. KIM approaches MONIQUE)
MONIQUE: Hey, girl. Ready to work?
KIM: You bet.
MONIQUE: Sidekick in place, in case of emergency?
KIM: Taken care of.
(Cut to the interior of Slipped Disc. RON and JILL are listening to music on headphones. RON is listening to "Basket Case" by Green Day. JILL is listening to "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull)
RON: This rocks!
(RUFUS climbs onto RON's shoulder)
RUFUS: Oh yeah! Rocks!
(Cut to KIM and MONIQUE)
MONIQUE: All right, let's get started. I've got register duty until five, you're stacking shelves.
KIM: Got it.
(KIM and MONIQUE head off in separate directions)
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)
DRAKKEN: Now?
SHEGO: In a minute, in a minute.
DRAKKEN: Why are we waiting? Strike now!
SHEGO: Please. Whose scheme is this?
DRAKKEN: (Sheepishly) Yours.
SHEGO: And who calls the shots?
(Beat)
DRAKKEN: You do.
SHEGO: Yeah. So keep your boots on and let me do all the work.
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. KIM stacks some pants onto a lower shelf)
KIM: Ah! What the?
(KIM clutches her leg. MONIQUE walks by)
MONIQUE: You all right, girl?
KIM: Yeah. I must have torn a muscle or something on an earlier mission. Why it'd be kicking in now I don't know.
MONIQUE: Hm. Well, let me know if it gets any worse. I'll be at the register.
(MONIQUE walks off)
KIM: (To herself) I will not blow this. I will not blow this. I will not blow this.
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)
DRAKKEN: That was it? You waited all that time just to make her think she tore a muscle? Give me that!
(DRAKKEN reaches for the doll, but SHEGO prevents him)
SHEGO: Woah, woah, woah. Easy there. I know what I'm doing.
(Cut to KIM. She places some pants on a chest-level shelf. As she puts the pants in, she grabs her arm)
KIM: Must have hit the shelf. No big, I'll be more careful next time.
(Cut to MONIQUE. She looks OC)
MONIQUE: Odd. She seemed fine yesterday.
(Cut to KIM. She is on a ladder, putting pants on a high shelf)
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)
SHEGO: And now, the icing on the cake.
(SHEGO raises the pin to the doll)
(Cut to KIM. She is just loading another pair of pants onto the shelf, when...)
KIM: Ow!
(KIM grabs her rear, looses her balance and falls backwards off the ladder with a crash)
(Cut to the floor. KIM has landed in a pile of pants, an angry look on her face)
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)
DRAKKEN: Very good.
SHEGO: See? You've got to be patient when it comes to this sort of thing.
(Cut to KIM, who is picking up the pants she landed in. MONIQUE approaches her)
MONIQUE: Um, are you sure you're okay?
KIM: I'm fine. Absolutely fine.
(KIM walks OC with the pants she just picked up)
(A short pause)
KIM: (OC) Ouch! Aah! Ow!
(A crash is heard)
MONIQUE: You sure you're okay?
KIM: (OC) Fine! Perfect. Never felt better. Got any bandages?
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO. SHEGO gets up)
SHEGO: I think that's enough for one day.
(DRAKKEN gets up)
DRAKKEN: That's it? That's all you're doing?
SHEGO: For today. We'll be back tomorrow. And the day after that, and the day after that, and... (Beat) Well, just once more.
(Cut to the interior. KIM walks up to Club Banana, passing some foliage. When she is gone, DRAKKEN and SEHGO pop up. SHEGO has the voodoo doll)
DRAKKEN: Now?
SHEGO: Nah. Let's wait a little bit.
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. KIM approaches MONIQUE)
MONIQUE: Hey, girl. Ready to work?
KIM: You bet.
MONIQUE: Sidekick in place, in case of emergency?
KIM: Taken care of.
(Cut to the interior of Slipped Disc. RON and JILL are listening to music on headphones. RON is listening to "Basket Case" by Green Day. JILL is listening to "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull)
RON: This rocks!
(RUFUS climbs onto RON's shoulder)
RUFUS: Oh yeah! Rocks!
(Cut to KIM and MONIQUE)
MONIQUE: All right, let's get started. I've got register duty until five, you're stacking shelves.
KIM: Got it.
(KIM and MONIQUE head off in separate directions)
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)
DRAKKEN: Now?
SHEGO: In a minute, in a minute.
DRAKKEN: Why are we waiting? Strike now!
SHEGO: Please. Whose scheme is this?
DRAKKEN: (Sheepishly) Yours.
SHEGO: And who calls the shots?
(Beat)
DRAKKEN: You do.
SHEGO: Yeah. So keep your boots on and let me do all the work.
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. KIM stacks some pants onto a lower shelf)
KIM: Ah! What the?
(KIM clutches her leg. MONIQUE walks by)
MONIQUE: You all right, girl?
KIM: Yeah. I must have torn a muscle or something on an earlier mission. Why it'd be kicking in now I don't know.
MONIQUE: Hm. Well, let me know if it gets any worse. I'll be at the register.
(MONIQUE walks off)
KIM: (To herself) I will not blow this. I will not blow this. I will not blow this.
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)
DRAKKEN: That was it? You waited all that time just to make her think she tore a muscle? Give me that!
(DRAKKEN reaches for the doll, but SHEGO prevents him)
SHEGO: Woah, woah, woah. Easy there. I know what I'm doing.
(Cut to KIM. She places some pants on a chest-level shelf. As she puts the pants in, she grabs her arm)
KIM: Must have hit the shelf. No big, I'll be more careful next time.
(Cut to MONIQUE. She looks OC)
MONIQUE: Odd. She seemed fine yesterday.
(Cut to KIM. She is on a ladder, putting pants on a high shelf)
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)
SHEGO: And now, the icing on the cake.
(SHEGO raises the pin to the doll)
(Cut to KIM. She is just loading another pair of pants onto the shelf, when...)
KIM: Ow!
(KIM grabs her rear, looses her balance and falls backwards off the ladder with a crash)
(Cut to the floor. KIM has landed in a pile of pants, an angry look on her face)
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)
DRAKKEN: Very good.
SHEGO: See? You've got to be patient when it comes to this sort of thing.
(Cut to KIM, who is picking up the pants she landed in. MONIQUE approaches her)
MONIQUE: Um, are you sure you're okay?
KIM: I'm fine. Absolutely fine.
(KIM walks OC with the pants she just picked up)
(A short pause)
KIM: (OC) Ouch! Aah! Ow!
(A crash is heard)
MONIQUE: You sure you're okay?
KIM: (OC) Fine! Perfect. Never felt better. Got any bandages?
(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO. SHEGO gets up)
SHEGO: I think that's enough for one day.
(DRAKKEN gets up)
DRAKKEN: That's it? That's all you're doing?
SHEGO: For today. We'll be back tomorrow. And the day after that, and the day after that, and... (Beat) Well, just once more.