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This is my second fic!!!
Students
I thought it was just going to be another day at Guntoon Jr. High. Until I remembered that today was student council election day. I dreaded this day!
"Hi! Did you remember your speech this year, Rain?" questioned Allenby.
Luckily the bell rang before I had to answer that. The first thing on the agenda today was student council speeches. *-*;
"Now everybody take a seat. I will read off the people that are running for student council. Domon, Cecil, Argo, George, Janet, Cath, Bunny, Shirley, Chibodee, Sai, Nastasha, Marie, and Rain. Is there anybody who handed in a slip but isn't on here? Okay is there anybody who doesn't want to run for student council that handed in a slip?" said Ms. Gookenwiserd in two and a half breaths.
I shot my hand up right away. Argo's was up too. He wasn't much of a talker.
"So Rain and Argo dropped out of running for student council." Ms. G said having a hard time holding back her back and front flips of joy.
I could tell that she didn't like me from the first time I met her. That death glare when I looked at her. She hasn't given that glare at me in awhile. Maybe it is because her job is one the line but I thought she didn't like being a teacher.
"Lets start out with the speeches. Domon, your up first." Ms. G said almost squealing with delight.
I swear Ms. G had a crush on Domon. She's around 45 years old and that's at least a 30-year difference.
Being mostly zoned out most of the time. I thought I heard Domon say: "I will try to expand the banana-eating time and the taking-a-nap time. I'll try to get more monkeys too. Also I'll try to get more chickens."
Next up was Cecil. Again it seemed like I was in the Twilight Zone. So I thought she said: "Having hair and noodles for lunch is confusing because you can't tell the noodles from the hair. So I will try to get a new lunch menu and more cooking fishes."
I almost barfed from that one and with George up next I was going to barf. Staring at the ceiling all the time George was talking. I think he said something like this: "I will make sure that there is a rose and a picture of me everywhere you look. Also there has to be something done about those lunches. The eyeball surprise has some brains in it and I think they should have some toe nails in it too."
With that one I was going to barf but I held it back. Now it was time to stare at the cockroach scurrying across the floor. Janet was next and being to distracted by the bug thinking that I heard Janet say: "To have a equal amount of skin flakes in here we need to use lotion! So bring a bottle of lotion to school everyday! I will try to get pepperoni to rub on our skin! Won't that be nice?"
Now I was confused but that's what I get. I decided to count the hairs on the back of Domon's head. (I sat behind him.) 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. 10 down 1,000,000 to go! Cath was up next. Naturally being to distracted with counting the hairs on Domon's head I thought she said: "To have fun days like walk around in your underwear/boxers day or walk on your hands day. You need to vote for MEEEEE! I will try to do something about the worms in your desk."
Beginning to get tired of counting the hairs on Domon's head. Bunny was up and I was clearly not interested in listening to Bunny's speech. I seemed to start an obsession with counting so I started to count the wrinkles on Ms. G's face. I was up to 6 when I thought I heard Bunny say: "We need more flowers to eat and bugs to pet. Also we need to do something about the school lunches. I agree with George that the eyeball surprise should have something added but not toe nails. It should have some earwax in it too."
I counted 57 wrinkles on Ms. G face. Shirley was heading to the front of the room when I spotted a family of cockroaches with a mom wearing a pink dress, a dad wearing a blue business suit, a sister wearing a purple dress, and a brother wearing a red t-shirt. I thought I was going mad. Maybe I was? Shirley was blabbing about something, it sounded like this: "Having lamas in the room will be possible if you vote for me. To have lamas' leave little presents would be one of the many joys of having lamas! So I'm the best choice if you like LAMAS!!!!!
Being fully confused I felt my mind slowly melting away into my skull. A family of cockroaches and Shirley talking about lamas. Chibodee was the next to give a ridiculous speech. While staring around the classroom, finding nothing to entertain me, I started to count the hairs on my head. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16. 17.18.19.20. I only heard parts of Chibodee's speech and with my mind melting away. What I hear is ridiculous: "If you vote for me for oozes council I would hire more lions to floss our teeth. Also more zebras to brush our teeth."
I was up to 100 and had at least 60,000 left. Sai was digging through his desk trying to find his paper. I was beginning to get a headache. Probably from my brain melting. Sai finally found his paper. When I started counting my eyelashes I knew I was obsessed with counting. Naturally when I heard Sai's speech it was simply stupid: "We must have an equal number of hair on each eyelash. (Coincidence.) If that is to be true I'm your man, I mean boy, no bro, whatever! That is a very important part of longitude and latitude! I need a job so help me God! Who put that in! I know who did that it was I!!! It was all ME!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I stopped counting and was almost scared. Nastasha was up at the front of the class with her crop with her. Now I was scared. I stared at the crop the entire time she was talking. Thinking scared thoughts I heard only scary things: "If you don't vote for me you will get ten in the butt and ten in the bladder. Then I'll drink the sweet juices from your eyes. If you do vote for me we will have pink ponies to ride on across the clouds."
The last part was the scariest. Marie walked confidently up to the front of the class. I began to guess how thick Argo's eyebrows are and kept arguing with myself. To caught up in my own mind hearing Marie's speech wasn't my top priority. Arguing with myself and listening to Marie's speech was harder than I thought: "Having fish guts for lunch is the best! Pictures of fishes should be hung up all over the school would be a great memorial for all the fish we had to kill to make the school's lunches. If you want theses things vote for me!"
Finally the speeches where done and I got out of the Twilight Zone! Ms. G handed out ballets to cast our vote. I marked off Domon's name. He kept his head still when I was counting the hairs on his head. The bell rang and on the way out we put our votes in a box. Domon stopped me in the hall.
"I would have voted for you if you would have ran for student council," Domon whispered to me.
Tell me if you want a second chapter or not. All I want is 2 reviews saying they want another chapter. Please R&R. I know this may be OOC for Rain. I know Rain is usually is on top of things. Hope you liked it!
Students
I thought it was just going to be another day at Guntoon Jr. High. Until I remembered that today was student council election day. I dreaded this day!
"Hi! Did you remember your speech this year, Rain?" questioned Allenby.
Luckily the bell rang before I had to answer that. The first thing on the agenda today was student council speeches. *-*;
"Now everybody take a seat. I will read off the people that are running for student council. Domon, Cecil, Argo, George, Janet, Cath, Bunny, Shirley, Chibodee, Sai, Nastasha, Marie, and Rain. Is there anybody who handed in a slip but isn't on here? Okay is there anybody who doesn't want to run for student council that handed in a slip?" said Ms. Gookenwiserd in two and a half breaths.
I shot my hand up right away. Argo's was up too. He wasn't much of a talker.
"So Rain and Argo dropped out of running for student council." Ms. G said having a hard time holding back her back and front flips of joy.
I could tell that she didn't like me from the first time I met her. That death glare when I looked at her. She hasn't given that glare at me in awhile. Maybe it is because her job is one the line but I thought she didn't like being a teacher.
"Lets start out with the speeches. Domon, your up first." Ms. G said almost squealing with delight.
I swear Ms. G had a crush on Domon. She's around 45 years old and that's at least a 30-year difference.
Being mostly zoned out most of the time. I thought I heard Domon say: "I will try to expand the banana-eating time and the taking-a-nap time. I'll try to get more monkeys too. Also I'll try to get more chickens."
Next up was Cecil. Again it seemed like I was in the Twilight Zone. So I thought she said: "Having hair and noodles for lunch is confusing because you can't tell the noodles from the hair. So I will try to get a new lunch menu and more cooking fishes."
I almost barfed from that one and with George up next I was going to barf. Staring at the ceiling all the time George was talking. I think he said something like this: "I will make sure that there is a rose and a picture of me everywhere you look. Also there has to be something done about those lunches. The eyeball surprise has some brains in it and I think they should have some toe nails in it too."
With that one I was going to barf but I held it back. Now it was time to stare at the cockroach scurrying across the floor. Janet was next and being to distracted by the bug thinking that I heard Janet say: "To have a equal amount of skin flakes in here we need to use lotion! So bring a bottle of lotion to school everyday! I will try to get pepperoni to rub on our skin! Won't that be nice?"
Now I was confused but that's what I get. I decided to count the hairs on the back of Domon's head. (I sat behind him.) 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. 10 down 1,000,000 to go! Cath was up next. Naturally being to distracted with counting the hairs on Domon's head I thought she said: "To have fun days like walk around in your underwear/boxers day or walk on your hands day. You need to vote for MEEEEE! I will try to do something about the worms in your desk."
Beginning to get tired of counting the hairs on Domon's head. Bunny was up and I was clearly not interested in listening to Bunny's speech. I seemed to start an obsession with counting so I started to count the wrinkles on Ms. G's face. I was up to 6 when I thought I heard Bunny say: "We need more flowers to eat and bugs to pet. Also we need to do something about the school lunches. I agree with George that the eyeball surprise should have something added but not toe nails. It should have some earwax in it too."
I counted 57 wrinkles on Ms. G face. Shirley was heading to the front of the room when I spotted a family of cockroaches with a mom wearing a pink dress, a dad wearing a blue business suit, a sister wearing a purple dress, and a brother wearing a red t-shirt. I thought I was going mad. Maybe I was? Shirley was blabbing about something, it sounded like this: "Having lamas in the room will be possible if you vote for me. To have lamas' leave little presents would be one of the many joys of having lamas! So I'm the best choice if you like LAMAS!!!!!
Being fully confused I felt my mind slowly melting away into my skull. A family of cockroaches and Shirley talking about lamas. Chibodee was the next to give a ridiculous speech. While staring around the classroom, finding nothing to entertain me, I started to count the hairs on my head. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16. 17.18.19.20. I only heard parts of Chibodee's speech and with my mind melting away. What I hear is ridiculous: "If you vote for me for oozes council I would hire more lions to floss our teeth. Also more zebras to brush our teeth."
I was up to 100 and had at least 60,000 left. Sai was digging through his desk trying to find his paper. I was beginning to get a headache. Probably from my brain melting. Sai finally found his paper. When I started counting my eyelashes I knew I was obsessed with counting. Naturally when I heard Sai's speech it was simply stupid: "We must have an equal number of hair on each eyelash. (Coincidence.) If that is to be true I'm your man, I mean boy, no bro, whatever! That is a very important part of longitude and latitude! I need a job so help me God! Who put that in! I know who did that it was I!!! It was all ME!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I stopped counting and was almost scared. Nastasha was up at the front of the class with her crop with her. Now I was scared. I stared at the crop the entire time she was talking. Thinking scared thoughts I heard only scary things: "If you don't vote for me you will get ten in the butt and ten in the bladder. Then I'll drink the sweet juices from your eyes. If you do vote for me we will have pink ponies to ride on across the clouds."
The last part was the scariest. Marie walked confidently up to the front of the class. I began to guess how thick Argo's eyebrows are and kept arguing with myself. To caught up in my own mind hearing Marie's speech wasn't my top priority. Arguing with myself and listening to Marie's speech was harder than I thought: "Having fish guts for lunch is the best! Pictures of fishes should be hung up all over the school would be a great memorial for all the fish we had to kill to make the school's lunches. If you want theses things vote for me!"
Finally the speeches where done and I got out of the Twilight Zone! Ms. G handed out ballets to cast our vote. I marked off Domon's name. He kept his head still when I was counting the hairs on his head. The bell rang and on the way out we put our votes in a box. Domon stopped me in the hall.
"I would have voted for you if you would have ran for student council," Domon whispered to me.
Tell me if you want a second chapter or not. All I want is 2 reviews saying they want another chapter. Please R&R. I know this may be OOC for Rain. I know Rain is usually is on top of things. Hope you liked it!