(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Mall)
(Cut to the interior, Club Banana. KIM and MONIQUE are at the register)
MONIQUE: So it was voodoo.
KIM: I know, can you believe it?
MONIQUE: Did the doll do you justice?
KIM: Yeah, I guess so.
MONIQUE: Who has it?
KIM: Ron.
(Cut to the interior of Slipped Disc. RON and JILL are listening to music. RON is listening to "Minority" by Green Day; JILL is listening to "Beer" by Reel Big Fish)
RON: Man, Green Day is great!
JILL: So's Reel Big Fish.
RON: You know why? They actually play instruments. They're talented.
JILL: I know. What else have they got?
(JILL picks up a CD)
JILL: Hilary Duff? Who the snoogan is that? [There you go, naco]
RON: Beats me.
JILL: Not worth listening to.
(JILL puts the CD back. JILL sees BONNIE walking towards Club Banana)
JILL: Be right back.
(JILL walks off)
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. KIM is at the counter. BONNIE approaches her)
KIM: Hello, Bonnie.
BONNIE: Hello, Kim.
KIM: What can I do for you?
BONNIE: I'd like a skirt, that is, if you can do it without hurting yourself.
KIM: No problem.
(KIM reaches to a high shelf and pulls down a skirt)
BONNIE: No, I'd like the one on the top shelf.
KIM: I can get that.
BONNIE: No, that's okay. I wouldn't want you to fall or anything.
KIM: Funny.
(BONNIE continues to laugh, then...)
BONNIE: Ow!
(BONNIE grabs her rear)
BONNIE: What the? Ow! Ow! OW!!
(BONNIE grabs her leg, then her arm, then the top of her head)
KIM: (Confused) Um, Bonnie?
BONNIE: Ow! Ow! Ow!
(BONNIE runs out of the store. JILL walks up to the counter)
JILL: Hey, Kim. Did you see Bonnie?
KIM: Yeah. What was with her?
JILL: No idea.
(JILL takes out a small doll that looks just like Bonnie)
JILL: Say, like my doll? Made it myself.
KIM: You didn't.
JILL: Didn't I?
KIM: You are bad.
JILL: Thanks.
(JILL pockets the doll and smiles)
The End.
(Cut to the interior, Club Banana. KIM and MONIQUE are at the register)
MONIQUE: So it was voodoo.
KIM: I know, can you believe it?
MONIQUE: Did the doll do you justice?
KIM: Yeah, I guess so.
MONIQUE: Who has it?
KIM: Ron.
(Cut to the interior of Slipped Disc. RON and JILL are listening to music. RON is listening to "Minority" by Green Day; JILL is listening to "Beer" by Reel Big Fish)
RON: Man, Green Day is great!
JILL: So's Reel Big Fish.
RON: You know why? They actually play instruments. They're talented.
JILL: I know. What else have they got?
(JILL picks up a CD)
JILL: Hilary Duff? Who the snoogan is that? [There you go, naco]
RON: Beats me.
JILL: Not worth listening to.
(JILL puts the CD back. JILL sees BONNIE walking towards Club Banana)
JILL: Be right back.
(JILL walks off)
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. KIM is at the counter. BONNIE approaches her)
KIM: Hello, Bonnie.
BONNIE: Hello, Kim.
KIM: What can I do for you?
BONNIE: I'd like a skirt, that is, if you can do it without hurting yourself.
KIM: No problem.
(KIM reaches to a high shelf and pulls down a skirt)
BONNIE: No, I'd like the one on the top shelf.
KIM: I can get that.
BONNIE: No, that's okay. I wouldn't want you to fall or anything.
KIM: Funny.
(BONNIE continues to laugh, then...)
BONNIE: Ow!
(BONNIE grabs her rear)
BONNIE: What the? Ow! Ow! OW!!
(BONNIE grabs her leg, then her arm, then the top of her head)
KIM: (Confused) Um, Bonnie?
BONNIE: Ow! Ow! Ow!
(BONNIE runs out of the store. JILL walks up to the counter)
JILL: Hey, Kim. Did you see Bonnie?
KIM: Yeah. What was with her?
JILL: No idea.
(JILL takes out a small doll that looks just like Bonnie)
JILL: Say, like my doll? Made it myself.
KIM: You didn't.
JILL: Didn't I?
KIM: You are bad.
JILL: Thanks.
(JILL pockets the doll and smiles)
The End.