(Helicopter has continued to follow cars. They reach a large crowd of hippies, etc. spread across a field with a stage at front. A large blatant banner reads: "Wood stock '69 'The biggest little concert you will wish you had been to!' " POPCORN SELLER (like those from a baseball game) is wandering through the crowd with peanuts, popcorn, large foam fingers promoting 'Woodstock # and 'Down with Nixon' T-shirts.)

6 CUT TO ESTABLISHING SHOT 6

POPCORN SELLER

Get your popcorn, peanuts, Woodstock fingers (AD LIB)

(Actors get out of vehicles)

7 CLOSER ANGLE FAVOR TYBAL 7

(TYBAL is scanning crowd, his eyes narrow visibly)

8 POV (TYBAL'S) 8

(EUGATNOMS approach through crowd, still far off. EUGATNOMS in formation, snapping, while still far off they begin "EuGatnom Theme Song" with choreography.)

9 CLOSER ANGLE TO SHOW SONG AND DANCE 9

SONG: (to the tune of "The Monkey's Theme Song") Here we come Walking down the street We get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet,

Hey! Hey! We're the EuGatnoms! We've got a funny name It's a word spelled backwards It's all part of our game

We go wherever we want to Do what we like to do There's no time to get restless There's always someone new

Hey! Hey! We the EuGatnoms! Don't pronounce the E-U And if you dare to try it We'll get groovy on you

We're just trying to be clever It's not workin' out real well We're not gonna change it So you can go to hell

Any time or anywhere Just look over you shoulder And we'll be standing there

Reprise 1st Chorus

10 DOLLY QUICKLY TO SHOW TELUPAC SONG 10

Telupac Song

Tel, tel, tel, tel-u-pac Tel, tel, tel-u-pac Tel, tel, tel-u-pac Tel, tel, tel-u-pac

Tel, tel, tel, tel-u-pac Tel, tel, tel-u-pac Tel, tel, tel-u-pac Tel, tel, tel-u-pac

(TYBAL) As I walk through this world Nothing can stop a Telupac And-a you, you are our foes And we can hurt you, ho ho (like laughter)

Yes-a, I'm gonna cream you, oh oh C'mon let me kill you darlin' 'Cause we're the Telupacs So hey yea yea yea

And when we kill you You will be dead, very very dead, And you'll go to hell And paradise we will have

Yes-a Oh I'm gonna kill you Nothing can stop me now, Cause I'm a Telupac So hey yeah yeah yeah

Repeat chorus

Yes-a Oh I'm gonna kill you Nothing can stop me now, Cause I'm a-

(ABRA trips SAMSO (Telupac) at the end of his dance number, their swords appear magically and they stand ready to fight)

BENVOLINA

Silly fools, don't fight, it's Love not War

TYBAL

C'mon, you wanna start somethin?

BENVOLINA

I said peace Not war you oaf

TYBAL

What? Talking of peace with your sword drawn? I hate the word as I hate hell, all EuGatnoms, and you! (TYBAL makes a thrust at BENVOLINA) C'mon then coward! (They drop their swords and start pulling each others hair and scratching; concert goers join in)

CONCERT GOERS

(shouting) Down with Nixon! Down with war! (hitting with big foam fingers)

ENTER PETER-on flying fans

PETER

Rebels, peacebreakers! (his voice is lost in the din) Neighbor killers! (The two sides fight on) Are they deaf!? (Raising his voice) You there! You men there! You beasts! Cooling your ardor with your own spilt blood! On pains of torture, drop those misused weapons from your blood stained hands and listen to the verdict of your angry Peter!!(The fighting stops) Three times the peace has been disturbed by brawling citizens because of some remark made by Telupac and EuGatnom! Our old folk have put aside their sober habits and brandished in their aged hands weapons rusted with disguise to come between you and your cankerous hatred, if you ever disturb our streets again your lives shall pay and the forfeit of peace. For this time all the rest depart away; You Telupac shall go that way (points) and EuGatnom, go that way (points other way) To know our further pleasure in this place, to old Freetown our common judgement place. Once more, on pain of death, all men depart.

(PETER snaps and everyone vanishes)

EXIT everyone but BENVOLINA and PETER

PETER

What happened?

BENVOLINA

(explains) I'll find out what's going on. The servants were fighting hand to hand, and I drew my sword to separate them (starry-eyed) Aren't I the most groovy? (normal) At the very moment that hotheaded two faced son of a jackal Tybal arrived his sword already out. He swung it around shouted abuse at me, and sliced the air, which, not being me, cause I'm much cuter, merely swished and hissed in scorn. While we were exchanging cuts and thrusts, others cam and fought in pairs, till you, Peter came and separated them.

11 PULL BACK TO ROME 11

ENTER ROME

PETER

I'm leaving

EXIT PETER

BENVOLINA

Morning cousin

ROME

Is it morning?

BENVOLINA

Yeeeeessss....

ROME

(sighs) Man, I am soooo depressed (brightens) Hey, was that PETER?!

BENVOLINA

Why ya so sad? Yea, sure that was Peter..So, you in love?

ROME

Out!

BENVOLINA

Of love?

ROME

Out of favor with loved ones

12 FAVOR BENVOLINA 12

BENVOLINA SINGS "WORDS OF LOVE" WHILE WALKING THROUGH CONCERT. ROME FOLLOWS.

ROME

I'll try to get over it, I'm leaving

BENVOLINA

(grabs ROME's sleeve) hold on, I'm coming with you. Don't leave me hangin'!

ROME

Tut, I have lost myself-I am not here-This is not Romeo.

BENVOLINA

Yea, so who's the girl?

ROME

What? Shall I groan and tell you?? (mutters) Stupid script, I sound like an dork.

BENVOLINA

Groan? Well, no..UH, Just tell me!! (grabs ROME's sleeve) SPILL!

ROME

Doesn't matter, woman's gonna be a NUN!

BENVOLINA

Man, there are LOTS of other fish in the sea, LOOK AT ME! A fine specimen of womanhood

ROME

Ehgm (coughs, stifles laughter)

BENVOLINA

(Thumps ROME with a club, caveman style, and drags him offset)

EXIT ROME AND BEVOLINA