ENTER EXTRA (onto black screen)
(EXTRA holds up SIGN reading "Act I Scene v "Pilgrims! What kind of nonsense is that!")
EXIT EXTRA
1 FADE IN 1
IXT-TENT ON BIG FIELD-EVENING
TELUPAC
What a wonderful party huh Tybal?
TYBAL
(looking around notices ROME) Uncle, there is a Eugatnom at the party! I shall vanquish the villain!
TELUPAC
You shall do no such thing! Do you have any idea how much this party cost!? I won't have you ruining things!
TYBAL
But..
TELUPAC
Oh you're just sore because they ruined your dance number.
TYBAL
(slinking off) Am not
TELUPAC
Kids these.(to EXTRA) Put that down young man!
2 CAMERA PANS TO ROME AND JULIE 2
ROME
(To JULIE not realizing he is on camera) Can you believe these lines! (reading) 'If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.' Really!
JULIE
Oh that's nothing! (reading) 'Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.' Why do they dance around the subject? And what's with all the metaphors? I feel like I'm in English class!
ROME
(mockingly) 'Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?'
JULIE
(similarly)'Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer'
ROME
'O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.'
JULIE
'Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.'
ROME
'Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.'
(They kiss)
JULIE
(giggling) Kiss me again you pilgrim!
ROME
Oh no! I might sully you saint!
JULIE
Sometimes a girl has to take charge. (Kisses ROME)
ROME
(laughs) Lets hope we can get this straight on camera.
ENTER EXTRA
EXTRA
(whispering) psst. You are on camera.
EXIT EXTRA
(ROME and JULIE blush)
ENTER NURSE
NURSE
Julie! Your mother wants to talk to you.
ROME
Who is her mother?
NURSE
Why Lady Telupac
EXIT NURSE
ROME
Damn.
3 PAN TO JULIE 3
JULIE
Nurse, who was that man you were talking to?
NURSE
I believe Rome, a EuGatom.
JULIE
Damn.
2 FADE TO BLACK 2
AN: From Slayers to Monty Python.Well it seems to me most who like one usually like the other. Up next.Act 2!
(EXTRA holds up SIGN reading "Act I Scene v "Pilgrims! What kind of nonsense is that!")
EXIT EXTRA
1 FADE IN 1
IXT-TENT ON BIG FIELD-EVENING
TELUPAC
What a wonderful party huh Tybal?
TYBAL
(looking around notices ROME) Uncle, there is a Eugatnom at the party! I shall vanquish the villain!
TELUPAC
You shall do no such thing! Do you have any idea how much this party cost!? I won't have you ruining things!
TYBAL
But..
TELUPAC
Oh you're just sore because they ruined your dance number.
TYBAL
(slinking off) Am not
TELUPAC
Kids these.(to EXTRA) Put that down young man!
2 CAMERA PANS TO ROME AND JULIE 2
ROME
(To JULIE not realizing he is on camera) Can you believe these lines! (reading) 'If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.' Really!
JULIE
Oh that's nothing! (reading) 'Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.' Why do they dance around the subject? And what's with all the metaphors? I feel like I'm in English class!
ROME
(mockingly) 'Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?'
JULIE
(similarly)'Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer'
ROME
'O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.'
JULIE
'Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.'
ROME
'Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.'
(They kiss)
JULIE
(giggling) Kiss me again you pilgrim!
ROME
Oh no! I might sully you saint!
JULIE
Sometimes a girl has to take charge. (Kisses ROME)
ROME
(laughs) Lets hope we can get this straight on camera.
ENTER EXTRA
EXTRA
(whispering) psst. You are on camera.
EXIT EXTRA
(ROME and JULIE blush)
ENTER NURSE
NURSE
Julie! Your mother wants to talk to you.
ROME
Who is her mother?
NURSE
Why Lady Telupac
EXIT NURSE
ROME
Damn.
3 PAN TO JULIE 3
JULIE
Nurse, who was that man you were talking to?
NURSE
I believe Rome, a EuGatom.
JULIE
Damn.
2 FADE TO BLACK 2
AN: From Slayers to Monty Python.Well it seems to me most who like one usually like the other. Up next.Act 2!