Chapt 2.
I'm having so much fun writing this. Can you guys send me a review on how funny you think the family curse in. I might want to make a little funnier. But thanks people you made me want to write more. Yah. I got the idea of the family curse from Austin Powers. I thought it fitted. Actually my friends and I thought that.
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Ruby walked out of the train right next to Sirius who she now had a crush on. She was also being followed by the family curse. Who had taken a liking to through pancakes at her head and singing 'Daddy wasn't there.'
Sirius looked at Ruby and said. "Who the hell is he?'
"I told you he is the family curse. He is a direct relative of the tryonasourasrex. And so are his pancakes, never try them." She smiled.
"Oh ok." He said looking puzzled at her.
Peter lagged behind. He was afraid of Ruby's family curse. James started to poke the guy in the back with his wand and Remus just looked at them. Sarah came running up to them. "May I stay with you guys?" She asked, her hair messy.
"Sure." Ruby said smiling. A second later a pancake hit her in the face. She mumbled. "I hate this guy."
Sirius looked at her and took the pancake off he face. "I think you look cuter with out the pancake." He smiled. "Oh shut up Sirius. " James said while poking the pancake guy in the back. The pancake guy finally turned around and flung a waffle in his face. And laughed. Ruby and Sarah giggled. "Ha you deserved that!" Sirius said laughing at James.
"Haha." James said that and took the waffle off his face.
"Now back to what I was saying. I shall tell you right now. You are the 750th girl who told me I was cute." He was interrupted by Ruby.
"But I didn't say anything. I didn't say that I really think you are cute." Ruby said this without thinking and covered her mouth. She though, 'That was smart.not.'
"Well now you did. And I think you are really cute. even though I just meet you. And the way I have told the other 749 girls that I don't want to go out with them is by saying I already have a girlfriend. Well I might not be lying to them if you would say yes." He was interrupted again.
" But you didn't ask me." Ruby said smiling up at him.
"Well I am now. Will you be my Girlfriend Ruby?" He said smiling.
"Sure." She said smiling.
"What the heck. oh well. " Sarah looked the other way and saw the hottest guy ever. At least that is what she thinks. Her eyes turned into hearts. Remus tapped her on the shoulder.
"Uhmm. are you ok?"
"Yah I am. yah." She looked a head.
"Shmoke and a Pancake! Shmoke and Pancake!" The guy kept on saying.
"Just ignore him. " Ruby said as she leaned on Sirius.
About 15 mins. Later they where in the school and was about to be shorted. Ruby was called 1st. " Weasley, Ruby."
The hat said." Hhmm. another Weasley I know where to put you... Shmoke and A Pancake!"
Everybody looked at the hat, puzzled.
The Pancake guy jumped out of the hat. "Shmoke and a pancake. Cigar and a..pipe and a crape? No? There is no pleashing you? Fashare?" He ran out of the Ceremony doors.
"What the heck...Griffindor!" The hat said puzzled. She sat in the middle of the table. Her face was bright red, while sitting down she slammed her head on the table, mumbling." Stupid curse.." Next was Sarah. "Smith, Sarah!" She went up there and sat down on the stool. The hat took the longest on her." Slytherin. no Griffindor. Slytherin.. Griffindor. I'm just going to place you in Griffindor!" She walked over to the Griffindor table and sat on Ruby's left. Her crush was up. "Riddle, Tom!"
He walked up. The hat yelled "Slytherin!"Sarha frowned as Tom sat at the Slytherin table. Next was the guy that Ruby saw on the train.(I didn't write that part down sorry.) "Snape, Severus!" He walked up. Ruby thought he was kinda cute. She crossed her fingers." Slytherin!" The hat yelled and Ruby frowned. Severus walked over and sat by Tom. It was about 2 hours later after the Ceromony. On their way up. Ruby was leaning on Sirius smiling, Remus and James where talking about how quiddatch was started, Peter was shaking cause the Pancake guy was pokink him in the back , and Sarah was looking for Tom.
I'm having so much fun writing this. Can you guys send me a review on how funny you think the family curse in. I might want to make a little funnier. But thanks people you made me want to write more. Yah. I got the idea of the family curse from Austin Powers. I thought it fitted. Actually my friends and I thought that.
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Ruby walked out of the train right next to Sirius who she now had a crush on. She was also being followed by the family curse. Who had taken a liking to through pancakes at her head and singing 'Daddy wasn't there.'
Sirius looked at Ruby and said. "Who the hell is he?'
"I told you he is the family curse. He is a direct relative of the tryonasourasrex. And so are his pancakes, never try them." She smiled.
"Oh ok." He said looking puzzled at her.
Peter lagged behind. He was afraid of Ruby's family curse. James started to poke the guy in the back with his wand and Remus just looked at them. Sarah came running up to them. "May I stay with you guys?" She asked, her hair messy.
"Sure." Ruby said smiling. A second later a pancake hit her in the face. She mumbled. "I hate this guy."
Sirius looked at her and took the pancake off he face. "I think you look cuter with out the pancake." He smiled. "Oh shut up Sirius. " James said while poking the pancake guy in the back. The pancake guy finally turned around and flung a waffle in his face. And laughed. Ruby and Sarah giggled. "Ha you deserved that!" Sirius said laughing at James.
"Haha." James said that and took the waffle off his face.
"Now back to what I was saying. I shall tell you right now. You are the 750th girl who told me I was cute." He was interrupted by Ruby.
"But I didn't say anything. I didn't say that I really think you are cute." Ruby said this without thinking and covered her mouth. She though, 'That was smart.not.'
"Well now you did. And I think you are really cute. even though I just meet you. And the way I have told the other 749 girls that I don't want to go out with them is by saying I already have a girlfriend. Well I might not be lying to them if you would say yes." He was interrupted again.
" But you didn't ask me." Ruby said smiling up at him.
"Well I am now. Will you be my Girlfriend Ruby?" He said smiling.
"Sure." She said smiling.
"What the heck. oh well. " Sarah looked the other way and saw the hottest guy ever. At least that is what she thinks. Her eyes turned into hearts. Remus tapped her on the shoulder.
"Uhmm. are you ok?"
"Yah I am. yah." She looked a head.
"Shmoke and a Pancake! Shmoke and Pancake!" The guy kept on saying.
"Just ignore him. " Ruby said as she leaned on Sirius.
About 15 mins. Later they where in the school and was about to be shorted. Ruby was called 1st. " Weasley, Ruby."
The hat said." Hhmm. another Weasley I know where to put you... Shmoke and A Pancake!"
Everybody looked at the hat, puzzled.
The Pancake guy jumped out of the hat. "Shmoke and a pancake. Cigar and a..pipe and a crape? No? There is no pleashing you? Fashare?" He ran out of the Ceremony doors.
"What the heck...Griffindor!" The hat said puzzled. She sat in the middle of the table. Her face was bright red, while sitting down she slammed her head on the table, mumbling." Stupid curse.." Next was Sarah. "Smith, Sarah!" She went up there and sat down on the stool. The hat took the longest on her." Slytherin. no Griffindor. Slytherin.. Griffindor. I'm just going to place you in Griffindor!" She walked over to the Griffindor table and sat on Ruby's left. Her crush was up. "Riddle, Tom!"
He walked up. The hat yelled "Slytherin!"Sarha frowned as Tom sat at the Slytherin table. Next was the guy that Ruby saw on the train.(I didn't write that part down sorry.) "Snape, Severus!" He walked up. Ruby thought he was kinda cute. She crossed her fingers." Slytherin!" The hat yelled and Ruby frowned. Severus walked over and sat by Tom. It was about 2 hours later after the Ceromony. On their way up. Ruby was leaning on Sirius smiling, Remus and James where talking about how quiddatch was started, Peter was shaking cause the Pancake guy was pokink him in the back , and Sarah was looking for Tom.