Chapter 3
Note: I am getting to carried away. I am just having so much fun. I love this story.*huggles it* This is my best one yet. And this one is going to be so damn long too. It will go to Harry Potter's first year.. Then I will make another one about the Present. But that comes later. Don't worry all of these are funny humorous stories.

'I see London I see France I see Prof. Umbridge's under pants.. Eiw..' --Cindy Chang

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The next morning Ruby awoke to find herself kissing the pillow. She threw it down on the floor and jumped out of her bed. 'What was I dreaming about to have that happen.' She quickly got on her cloths and ran down the stairs to the common room. She saw Sarah sitting on the couch. "Hey Sarah." "Hey Ruby! Do you know our schedule is?" Sarah asked while picking up her brush.
At that very same time Sirius, Bob(James.), Peter, Remus and the Pancake guy. Sirius came over to Ruby and leaned on her. James went over to the fireplace and started to poke the remaining of the fire with a stick. Remus laughed as the pancake guy started to poke Peter again."Shmoke and a Pancake... Cigar and a waffle...pipe and a crape. no? There is no pleashing you.."
"Eeck.. Get away." Peter started to shiver.
"Hi Sirius how did you sleep? Oh, I think we have potions first."
"Good." Sirius yawned and fell asleep on Ruby.
"Shouldn't we head down to the potions class room?" Sarah said giggling at Ruby, who was now trying to stay standing.
"Uhmm... sure.. Sirius please get off your way to heav..Y!" She fell back wards. Sirius stayed standing, he yawned and looked down. "What are you doing on the floor?"
Ruby looked at him and smiled." Nothing. lets head down to the potions room." Ruby jumped up onto her feet. Her hair flipped into her face. She titled her head backwards to allow her hair to back to how it was. She looked over at Peter and the pancake guy. " Leave me alone!!!" He finally said and he ran towards the door, while clumsly dodgeing pancakes. Instead of running out the door he ran into the wall. He lay on the ground twitching.
"Cigar and a waffle?!?! No there is no pleashing you.." The pancake guy said looking down at Peter.
James fell to the floor laughing. Remus just shook his head. Ruby walked past Peter , Sarah and Ruby started to argue about who was cuter. "Sirius is cuter.."
"No Tom is."
"Sirius is."
"No Tom is.."
About ten minutes later they where in the potions class room. Sirius lagged behind with James, they too where argueing. A tall slender figure was standing in front of the chalkboard. The figure wore dark blue robes and had curly blonde hair. "Good Morning Class. My name is Mr. Powers." He says with a gentel voice." This is your 1st year and heres the rules of this class."
"Oh great." Sirius moaned.
"Yah!" Peter said smiling.
"There will be no wand using in here.. 2 we will be needing to wear our safty stuff."