Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim.
"Zim, I don't agree with your decision. Earth should be conquered. Before my mom died, sure it would be all right. But now the world is full of idiots." Gaz told Zim.
"You sure that's not your Irkan side saying that?" Zim asked.
"You know, I really can't tell anymore." Gaz said.
"Well, if we are going to take over Earth, we'll have to deal with your brother." Zim said.
"I have an idea." Gaz said with a smirk.
The next day
"Attention class. Today is a great day. Our very own Zim has brought a carnival ride, courtesy of his parents, to school and is allowing everyone to use it BEFORE it is released to the public." The principal at skool said.
Everyone cheered. "When I was a girl, I went on a carnival ride." Ms. Bitters said. We see her in a ride that goes so fast she flew right out of it.
"No everyone, this is a trap. Zim's probably going to send you to his planet and dissect you or something." Dib said.
"DIB! DETENTION!" Ms. Bitters yelled. Dib walked out.
Later
"I better stop Zim from taking them away." Dib yelled as he ran down the hall. He looked and saw the ride was a rocket ride. However he saw that the people got on and off without trouble. "What is going on here? I better wait until after school." He did. He climbed into the ride. "What's so great about this?" Suddenly the door slammed shut and lights flickered. "WHAT!" The ride shot up into space and suddenly changed into a robot (like in Nanozim).
"Greeting Dib." Zim said.
"Zim, what is the meaning of this?" Dib asked.
"I decided to, how do you earthlings put it, take you out." Zim said. He charged up a ball of energy and tossed it at Dib who, being the inexperience pilot that he is, got hit. Then Zim charged at him. Dib threw a punch and uppercut Zim.
Dib was shocked. "I hit him. I ACTUALLY HIT ZIM!"
"Well, that was a good warm up. I hope you're ready for the two of us." Zim said.
"THE TWO OF YOU?!?" Dib yelled. "WHERE? WHO?" Just then another robot came up from behind and hit Dib. "WHO IS THAT? ANOTHER UGLY ALIEN?"
"Oh, I will destroy you for that." Gaz said. She was the one in the robot.
"GAZ?!? WHAT'S GOING ON?" Dib yelled.
"Well you see, oh half-brother of mine. I am with Zim on this cause, you see, you and the rest of the earth are too stupid for the likes for us." Gaz said.
"What do you mean "the likes of you"? You're an earthling." Dib said.
"Wrong idiot. I'm half human, and half Zim's race." Gaz said.
"Irken." Zim said.
"Yeah, half Irken." Gaz said.
Dib couldn't believe. "My sister HALF ALIEN! I'm going to . . ."
Before he could finish. Zim and Gaz rammed at him. Then they charged up balls of electricity and tossed them at him. He was down and out. He went down the atmosphere and crashed on the ground.
Later
After an hour, an ambulance came by and picked up Dib, his body was in a cast. "Gaz is a . . . Gaz is a . . ." He stuttered.
Professor Membrane stood nearby. "My poor son's gone crazy. So like his mother. I hope Gaz doesn't end up the same. Woops, I better get back to that cure." He ran off.
Back at Zim's house
"YIPPEEE! YAHOOO!" Gir yelled off the wall. Zim came in. "MASTER!" Then Gaz came in. Gir went into his serious mode (red eyes, guns out). "INTRUDER! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!"
"GIR!" Zim yelled.
Gir switched back to non-serious mode. "OHH! CUTE GIRL BACK! GIR LIKE GIRL! ZIM LIKE LIKE GIRL!"
"GIR!" Zim yelled again.
Just then, there was a blur jumping around the house. Then Girs head fell off and some of the wires fell too.
"Mimi. Then that means . . ." Zim smirked. "Gaz, hide."
"Why?" Gaz asked angrily, she didn't like being bossed around. She noticed Zim smirking and got the idea, sort of, and hid in the kitchen.
Just then Tak came in, her disguise hologram on. She closed the door behind her and turned it off. "Zim, I noticed that Dib human crash and came to thank you. Now I can definitely take over Earth. However I want to make sure you don't try to beat me. I thank you enough that I don't want to humiliate you at the Tallests."
"Well Tak, how about this gets settled by a ship battle." Zim said. Gaz heard and got the idea.
"You really think would defeat ME!" Tak said. "I trained for years and am probably the best pilot in the Irken Empire."
"Second you mean." Zim said.
"Don't tell me YOU think you're better than ME!" Tak laughed.
"No, I'm probably the third best Irken here." Zim said.
"THIRD! HA! You really are stupid Zim. You and I are the only Irkens here." Tak laughed.
"True, full blooded Irkens. But not HER." Zim pointed to Gaz who walked out of the kitchen.
"You mean that HUMAN is a great pilot. HA! And she's the sister of that Dib human no less." Tak said.
"Oh, afraid to be beaten an earthling?" Gaz taunted.
"THAT'S IT!" Tak yelled, she ran to her pod. Zim and Gaz got in the Voot Runner, Gaz piloting and weapons control, Zim on weapons firing.
In space
Tak shot first. Gaz dodged it and fired back.
"Gaz, Zim said you are half Irken. True?" Tak asked as she fired.
"Yes, my mom." Gaz said as she dodged and fired back.
"What was here name?" Tak asked as she dodged and fired spread shots..
"Um, what was it." Gaz mumbled as she dodged. "Iran."
"IRAN! THE IRAN!" Tak yelled in shock. "THE GREATEST PILOT IN THE IRKEN EMPIRE!" She was frozen.
"Yep." She and Zim said at the same time. The charged up the lasers and fired while Tak was stunned. She was sent reeling towards the moon.
"I'LL GET YOU ZIM AND GAZ! I WILL CONQUER EARTH!" Tak yelled. Mimi rolled her eyes.
"Great, next target Earth." Zim and Gaz said.
What interesting way will Zim and Gaz invade Earth? Will the humans show SOME intelligence? (Probably not!) Review A TON and find out.
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim.
"Zim, I don't agree with your decision. Earth should be conquered. Before my mom died, sure it would be all right. But now the world is full of idiots." Gaz told Zim.
"You sure that's not your Irkan side saying that?" Zim asked.
"You know, I really can't tell anymore." Gaz said.
"Well, if we are going to take over Earth, we'll have to deal with your brother." Zim said.
"I have an idea." Gaz said with a smirk.
The next day
"Attention class. Today is a great day. Our very own Zim has brought a carnival ride, courtesy of his parents, to school and is allowing everyone to use it BEFORE it is released to the public." The principal at skool said.
Everyone cheered. "When I was a girl, I went on a carnival ride." Ms. Bitters said. We see her in a ride that goes so fast she flew right out of it.
"No everyone, this is a trap. Zim's probably going to send you to his planet and dissect you or something." Dib said.
"DIB! DETENTION!" Ms. Bitters yelled. Dib walked out.
Later
"I better stop Zim from taking them away." Dib yelled as he ran down the hall. He looked and saw the ride was a rocket ride. However he saw that the people got on and off without trouble. "What is going on here? I better wait until after school." He did. He climbed into the ride. "What's so great about this?" Suddenly the door slammed shut and lights flickered. "WHAT!" The ride shot up into space and suddenly changed into a robot (like in Nanozim).
"Greeting Dib." Zim said.
"Zim, what is the meaning of this?" Dib asked.
"I decided to, how do you earthlings put it, take you out." Zim said. He charged up a ball of energy and tossed it at Dib who, being the inexperience pilot that he is, got hit. Then Zim charged at him. Dib threw a punch and uppercut Zim.
Dib was shocked. "I hit him. I ACTUALLY HIT ZIM!"
"Well, that was a good warm up. I hope you're ready for the two of us." Zim said.
"THE TWO OF YOU?!?" Dib yelled. "WHERE? WHO?" Just then another robot came up from behind and hit Dib. "WHO IS THAT? ANOTHER UGLY ALIEN?"
"Oh, I will destroy you for that." Gaz said. She was the one in the robot.
"GAZ?!? WHAT'S GOING ON?" Dib yelled.
"Well you see, oh half-brother of mine. I am with Zim on this cause, you see, you and the rest of the earth are too stupid for the likes for us." Gaz said.
"What do you mean "the likes of you"? You're an earthling." Dib said.
"Wrong idiot. I'm half human, and half Zim's race." Gaz said.
"Irken." Zim said.
"Yeah, half Irken." Gaz said.
Dib couldn't believe. "My sister HALF ALIEN! I'm going to . . ."
Before he could finish. Zim and Gaz rammed at him. Then they charged up balls of electricity and tossed them at him. He was down and out. He went down the atmosphere and crashed on the ground.
Later
After an hour, an ambulance came by and picked up Dib, his body was in a cast. "Gaz is a . . . Gaz is a . . ." He stuttered.
Professor Membrane stood nearby. "My poor son's gone crazy. So like his mother. I hope Gaz doesn't end up the same. Woops, I better get back to that cure." He ran off.
Back at Zim's house
"YIPPEEE! YAHOOO!" Gir yelled off the wall. Zim came in. "MASTER!" Then Gaz came in. Gir went into his serious mode (red eyes, guns out). "INTRUDER! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!"
"GIR!" Zim yelled.
Gir switched back to non-serious mode. "OHH! CUTE GIRL BACK! GIR LIKE GIRL! ZIM LIKE LIKE GIRL!"
"GIR!" Zim yelled again.
Just then, there was a blur jumping around the house. Then Girs head fell off and some of the wires fell too.
"Mimi. Then that means . . ." Zim smirked. "Gaz, hide."
"Why?" Gaz asked angrily, she didn't like being bossed around. She noticed Zim smirking and got the idea, sort of, and hid in the kitchen.
Just then Tak came in, her disguise hologram on. She closed the door behind her and turned it off. "Zim, I noticed that Dib human crash and came to thank you. Now I can definitely take over Earth. However I want to make sure you don't try to beat me. I thank you enough that I don't want to humiliate you at the Tallests."
"Well Tak, how about this gets settled by a ship battle." Zim said. Gaz heard and got the idea.
"You really think would defeat ME!" Tak said. "I trained for years and am probably the best pilot in the Irken Empire."
"Second you mean." Zim said.
"Don't tell me YOU think you're better than ME!" Tak laughed.
"No, I'm probably the third best Irken here." Zim said.
"THIRD! HA! You really are stupid Zim. You and I are the only Irkens here." Tak laughed.
"True, full blooded Irkens. But not HER." Zim pointed to Gaz who walked out of the kitchen.
"You mean that HUMAN is a great pilot. HA! And she's the sister of that Dib human no less." Tak said.
"Oh, afraid to be beaten an earthling?" Gaz taunted.
"THAT'S IT!" Tak yelled, she ran to her pod. Zim and Gaz got in the Voot Runner, Gaz piloting and weapons control, Zim on weapons firing.
In space
Tak shot first. Gaz dodged it and fired back.
"Gaz, Zim said you are half Irken. True?" Tak asked as she fired.
"Yes, my mom." Gaz said as she dodged and fired back.
"What was here name?" Tak asked as she dodged and fired spread shots..
"Um, what was it." Gaz mumbled as she dodged. "Iran."
"IRAN! THE IRAN!" Tak yelled in shock. "THE GREATEST PILOT IN THE IRKEN EMPIRE!" She was frozen.
"Yep." She and Zim said at the same time. The charged up the lasers and fired while Tak was stunned. She was sent reeling towards the moon.
"I'LL GET YOU ZIM AND GAZ! I WILL CONQUER EARTH!" Tak yelled. Mimi rolled her eyes.
"Great, next target Earth." Zim and Gaz said.
What interesting way will Zim and Gaz invade Earth? Will the humans show SOME intelligence? (Probably not!) Review A TON and find out.