Dysfunctional charm

Yay a new chapie. ("_") Okay so I'm a little late who cares. Any way hope you enjoy Hojo bashing.

Dysfunctional charm Hojo bashing

Kagome was bored so she decided to go over to Hojo's to have some fun. So when she started to walk over to Hojo's, she noticed that she was being followed. "Inuyasha what are you doing behind me. Are you trying to drag me back to that dumb stupid fairy world again?"

"Wha." ' How did she know it was me and not some one else. Stupid fairy world oh man she's crazy. Oh well, I just have to calm her down. "Kagome maybe you should come back to my time. you would-"

That's when Kagome cut him off "would be what .more safer, more easier to protect, be more what?"

"More of both. You would hurt others in your current state. Until you can under stand how to control this new you better, I do not think that you should be in this time." for once Inuyasha was saying things he truly believed. His habit of putting his foot in his mouth and saying the wrong thing are behind him. "You would be able to protect your self there by not saying anything that you would regret. So will you please come back with me?"

"No. not just yet. I have to do some thing to that weak human that you so fricking hate. You go play with Souta" with that Kagome leapt off to Hojo's house.

'Who knew that I could run this fast.' She thought as she ran. 'I know that I've been working out because of the fairy tale. but this is just too much power.' Se reached Hojo's house in a record 3 ½ minutes (wow "_"). She knocked on the door and came in.

"yo lover boy. Ya here?"

"Kagome? Is that you?" Hojo replied from the kitchen. "Just a second Kagome sama." When Hojo came into the hallway he was wearing an apron that said, 'kiss the chef '. "What can I do for you? Are you felling okay?"

Kagome felt a little frustrated because of the apron said, "Why the hell would I want to kiss you Hojo?" noticing that he had the apron on he took it off with a blush still on his face. "Any way I was just wondering. would you like to.go to the prom with me?"

A look between shock and happiness went to his face in the second after she said that."Wha. okay when can I -"

And for the second time she cut someone off, "oh yeah sorry Hojo Kun, I forgot there is no prom. my mistake." He became sad and flushed just as fast as the last mood change. "Oh well. I guess we'll just have to make out. Sorry. I thought we could go a little further."

Okay scratch the last thing I sad, he's happy." Oh that's okay. wha. m-m- make o-u-t?"

"Oh I for got I already have a boyfriend .sorry again. Oh well good bye Hojo kun." And with that she turned around and left leaving a horrified Hojo behind. After a few block of walking she started to hear loud sobbing noises." oh that was really fun. What to do, what to do. oh I can go to Souta and find out what happened with Inuyasha.

With that she left for home to find out that some thing was terribly wrong.

END OF CHAPTER THREE

Well that was pretty good. Sorry for the short chapters. think of it this way: short chapies= more chapies. More chapies= more time for review. Any way review and I'll make it up to you. Oh also I do not own Inuyasha. I wish I did but I don't. also, also to all those people that like Hojo.1) you are insane. 2) I'm soooo sorry.

Any way just review and I'll update.

Ja ne minna."_"