Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. :: bursts out crying::
A/N: On the last chapter, the word CUM, means, err. when a male and a female make love:: starts sweating everywhere:: and when a male reaches his:: cough:: climax:: cough:: umm. what I'm trying to say is. ummm.? Ahhh, it's when a male makes his:: cough:: SpErM :: hack:: come out. And that was sake on her kimono when she came out of her room, but Kenshin thought it was cum. So whenever you here the word 'come', think of 'cum'! Come on! (Cum on!) :: spazzes out on the floor:: ahem, any ways! On with the story!
A little too much sake
Chapter 2
I'd do anything to make you happy [A/N: CUM! WEE!]
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Kenshin and Kaoru were both sitting on the porch as the sun was beginning to set.
Kaoru almost gave Kenshin a heart attack when she suggested something very scary. "Ne, Kenshin, let's dress you up in a kimono!" said a very intoxicated Kaoru.
Kenshin began to quietly get up, but Kaoru pulled him down from the back of his gi, so he was back to sitting next to her.
"What's *hiccup* wrong? Don't wanna?" Kaoru asked.
"How can a guy wear a kimono?" Kenshin asked, trying to sneak off again, only to be pulled back down by Kaoru.
"It'll fit! *Hiccup*" Kaoru reassured him. Kenshin slowly shook his head, unsure what she would do to him since she was, well.. drunk.
Kaoru's eyes watered up, but quickly turned to anger. She quickly stood up. "Fine." She said, turning her back to him, and began walking towards the dojo gates. [A/N: I don't know where she's heading, but oh well!]Kenshin quickly got up and followed her.
"Matte.. Um, you could wear my clothes that you could." Said Kenshin, trying a different tactic.
"Hmph" was Kaoru's only answer, as she continued to walk away.
"I'll wear your ribbon, that I would." Kenshin tried again.
Kaoru gave him a sidelong glance as she kept on walking. "You don't understand women." She said hotly.
Kaoru had her hand on the gate, when Kenshin finally gave in. "Alright, alright, I'll wear a kimono that I will."
Kaoru quickly turned around with a mischievous smile on her lips. "Really?" she asked.
~30 minutes and a thousand oro's later~
Yahiko had just finished helping Tsubame at the Akebeko, and was now closing the dojo gates. When he turned around, he burst out laughing.
There, on the porch stood Kaoru, with a pretty redhead who wore a beautiful purple kimono that matched his eyes, and had light pink sakura petals embodied on it, also with a light purple obi. And let's not forget the hair, which was held up in a low ponytail by a purple ribbon. Kenshin stood there with swirly eyes and muttering oro under his breath.
"I've got to get Sano!" said Yahiko, quickly getting up and leaving the dojo. Kaoru went to the gates and locked it after Yahiko left, so that no one would come in and make fun of them. When she turned around and looked at Kenshin, she started giggling madly.
"You look SO KAWAII!!" she said, giving him a hug. She then dragged the oro-ing redhead to her room. "Let's put on make-up!" She said in a childish tone. Kenshin sweat dropped.
"Kaoru-dono, I've already dressed up for you, please no more." Kenshin said on bended knees. Kaoru's eyes began to form tears. Kaoru hiccuped, then giggled, then she looked at Kenshin angrily.
"At least walk out in public like that! I'll even walk with you!" said Kaoru.
"IN PUBLIC! Sorry, Kaoru-dono, but I could never do that, that I could not." Said Kenshin. Kaoru's eyes began to water up AGAIN. Kenshin sighed heavily. He'd do anything to make her happy. [A/N: Awww, how sweet!] "Alright, alright, I'll do it." He said
"Yipee!" Kaoru exclaimed, throwing her brush at him. " Hurry and make your hair higher! I want to leave soon!""Said Kaoru, leaving the room so Kenshin could do his hair. 'What did I get myself into?' he thought. "Ororooo.." He muttered, redoing his hair.
When he came out, he saw Kaoru drinking more sake. He quickly took it away from her, and hid it where she could not find it.
"Kaoru-dono, you shouldn't have been drinking MORE sake, that you should not. You are already drunk, and now you are more drunk, that you are." Said Kenshin, as he watched Kaoru wipe away the sake that was left on her mouth, using her sleeve.
"Awwww, come on *hiccup* Kenshin! Let's just go!" said Kaoru, trying to get up. Kenshin helped her up and then they left the dojo.
Kaoru looped her arm with Kenshin's as she noticed a few men looking at Kenshin lustfully. Women were laughing as the pair walked past them, understanding what Kaoru made Kenshin do.
Kaoru pulled Kenshin's arm closer as she heard hoot calls calling for the redhead. Kenshin bowed his head, hiding his blush from embarrassment.
Suddenly Kaoru let go of Kenshin's arm and ran to a corner where there was no one at, and started throwing up.. again. Kenshin sweat dropped. Than people started laughing at her.
Kenshin began to blush from embarrassment, but quickly shook his head. He would never be embarrassed by Kaoru's nature callings. He went over and patted her back.
Kaoru got up when she was finished, and looked at all the people who were staring at them. She than yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT? HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A SICK, PREGNANT WOMAN?!" she lied. She then pulled out Kenshin's ribbon, and tied it back to his normal style. "AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, SO QUIT HITTING ON HIM!" she lied again.
There were collective gasps from the men, and the women just shook their heads at the idiotic men. Then everyone went back to what they were doing, pretending like none of this happened. 'That's what I thought' Kaoru thought.
"Ne, Kenshin." Said Kaoru.
"Nani?" asked Kenshin, blushing about what she lied about earlier. [A/N: Awwwwwww!]
"I'll race you back to the dojo!" said Kaoru, she then took off running, stumbling a bit, but she kept on going. People were beginning to stare again. Kenshin stared at her running form a bit. ' How am I supposed to run in a kimono? I don't want to do anything embarrassing after this' he thought. He then took off, trying to catch up with her, which was difficult, because he was wearing a kimono.
TBC
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Author's notes:
What did you think? PLEASE REVIEW! Do you want me to continue on? I've got a few ideas for the next chapter! ::dum, dum, dum::WEE!
Um, I don't think I'll make a lime or lemon out of this fic, I'm not really sure.. Hmmm, maybe Kaoru can do something drastic! I dunno yet!
Till next time!
Cutie-chan-XD3
PLEASE REVIEW! You're reviews make me so happy!^^
Weeness!
A/N: On the last chapter, the word CUM, means, err. when a male and a female make love:: starts sweating everywhere:: and when a male reaches his:: cough:: climax:: cough:: umm. what I'm trying to say is. ummm.? Ahhh, it's when a male makes his:: cough:: SpErM :: hack:: come out. And that was sake on her kimono when she came out of her room, but Kenshin thought it was cum. So whenever you here the word 'come', think of 'cum'! Come on! (Cum on!) :: spazzes out on the floor:: ahem, any ways! On with the story!
A little too much sake
Chapter 2
I'd do anything to make you happy [A/N: CUM! WEE!]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kenshin and Kaoru were both sitting on the porch as the sun was beginning to set.
Kaoru almost gave Kenshin a heart attack when she suggested something very scary. "Ne, Kenshin, let's dress you up in a kimono!" said a very intoxicated Kaoru.
Kenshin began to quietly get up, but Kaoru pulled him down from the back of his gi, so he was back to sitting next to her.
"What's *hiccup* wrong? Don't wanna?" Kaoru asked.
"How can a guy wear a kimono?" Kenshin asked, trying to sneak off again, only to be pulled back down by Kaoru.
"It'll fit! *Hiccup*" Kaoru reassured him. Kenshin slowly shook his head, unsure what she would do to him since she was, well.. drunk.
Kaoru's eyes watered up, but quickly turned to anger. She quickly stood up. "Fine." She said, turning her back to him, and began walking towards the dojo gates. [A/N: I don't know where she's heading, but oh well!]Kenshin quickly got up and followed her.
"Matte.. Um, you could wear my clothes that you could." Said Kenshin, trying a different tactic.
"Hmph" was Kaoru's only answer, as she continued to walk away.
"I'll wear your ribbon, that I would." Kenshin tried again.
Kaoru gave him a sidelong glance as she kept on walking. "You don't understand women." She said hotly.
Kaoru had her hand on the gate, when Kenshin finally gave in. "Alright, alright, I'll wear a kimono that I will."
Kaoru quickly turned around with a mischievous smile on her lips. "Really?" she asked.
~30 minutes and a thousand oro's later~
Yahiko had just finished helping Tsubame at the Akebeko, and was now closing the dojo gates. When he turned around, he burst out laughing.
There, on the porch stood Kaoru, with a pretty redhead who wore a beautiful purple kimono that matched his eyes, and had light pink sakura petals embodied on it, also with a light purple obi. And let's not forget the hair, which was held up in a low ponytail by a purple ribbon. Kenshin stood there with swirly eyes and muttering oro under his breath.
"I've got to get Sano!" said Yahiko, quickly getting up and leaving the dojo. Kaoru went to the gates and locked it after Yahiko left, so that no one would come in and make fun of them. When she turned around and looked at Kenshin, she started giggling madly.
"You look SO KAWAII!!" she said, giving him a hug. She then dragged the oro-ing redhead to her room. "Let's put on make-up!" She said in a childish tone. Kenshin sweat dropped.
"Kaoru-dono, I've already dressed up for you, please no more." Kenshin said on bended knees. Kaoru's eyes began to form tears. Kaoru hiccuped, then giggled, then she looked at Kenshin angrily.
"At least walk out in public like that! I'll even walk with you!" said Kaoru.
"IN PUBLIC! Sorry, Kaoru-dono, but I could never do that, that I could not." Said Kenshin. Kaoru's eyes began to water up AGAIN. Kenshin sighed heavily. He'd do anything to make her happy. [A/N: Awww, how sweet!] "Alright, alright, I'll do it." He said
"Yipee!" Kaoru exclaimed, throwing her brush at him. " Hurry and make your hair higher! I want to leave soon!""Said Kaoru, leaving the room so Kenshin could do his hair. 'What did I get myself into?' he thought. "Ororooo.." He muttered, redoing his hair.
When he came out, he saw Kaoru drinking more sake. He quickly took it away from her, and hid it where she could not find it.
"Kaoru-dono, you shouldn't have been drinking MORE sake, that you should not. You are already drunk, and now you are more drunk, that you are." Said Kenshin, as he watched Kaoru wipe away the sake that was left on her mouth, using her sleeve.
"Awwww, come on *hiccup* Kenshin! Let's just go!" said Kaoru, trying to get up. Kenshin helped her up and then they left the dojo.
Kaoru looped her arm with Kenshin's as she noticed a few men looking at Kenshin lustfully. Women were laughing as the pair walked past them, understanding what Kaoru made Kenshin do.
Kaoru pulled Kenshin's arm closer as she heard hoot calls calling for the redhead. Kenshin bowed his head, hiding his blush from embarrassment.
Suddenly Kaoru let go of Kenshin's arm and ran to a corner where there was no one at, and started throwing up.. again. Kenshin sweat dropped. Than people started laughing at her.
Kenshin began to blush from embarrassment, but quickly shook his head. He would never be embarrassed by Kaoru's nature callings. He went over and patted her back.
Kaoru got up when she was finished, and looked at all the people who were staring at them. She than yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT? HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A SICK, PREGNANT WOMAN?!" she lied. She then pulled out Kenshin's ribbon, and tied it back to his normal style. "AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, SO QUIT HITTING ON HIM!" she lied again.
There were collective gasps from the men, and the women just shook their heads at the idiotic men. Then everyone went back to what they were doing, pretending like none of this happened. 'That's what I thought' Kaoru thought.
"Ne, Kenshin." Said Kaoru.
"Nani?" asked Kenshin, blushing about what she lied about earlier. [A/N: Awwwwwww!]
"I'll race you back to the dojo!" said Kaoru, she then took off running, stumbling a bit, but she kept on going. People were beginning to stare again. Kenshin stared at her running form a bit. ' How am I supposed to run in a kimono? I don't want to do anything embarrassing after this' he thought. He then took off, trying to catch up with her, which was difficult, because he was wearing a kimono.
TBC
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Author's notes:
What did you think? PLEASE REVIEW! Do you want me to continue on? I've got a few ideas for the next chapter! ::dum, dum, dum::WEE!
Um, I don't think I'll make a lime or lemon out of this fic, I'm not really sure.. Hmmm, maybe Kaoru can do something drastic! I dunno yet!
Till next time!
Cutie-chan-XD3
PLEASE REVIEW! You're reviews make me so happy!^^
Weeness!