(A bush wobbles out on to the stage where the fanfic is being held.
Suddenly, as it reaches the middle part, a gray-haired man with a pointed
mustache and referee clothes jumps out and lands perfectly on the ground.
Several spotlights cover him at all angles.)
Mysterious Man: Hello all contenders and viewers! Before we get this fanfic started, are we in agreement?!?
Audience: Get on with it already!
Mysterious Man: Okay! I, Mr. Referee, am substituting for Drode, who is at the moment in the stalls. The author purposely inserted in this because Joe Mello put me in his! I, Mr. Referee, shall give out the rules of Super Hurricane's TD Tournament, so that all authors can become aware of what they are getting themselves into!
(A Wormmon struggles over to the middle of the arena, pushing a giant chart of rules behind Mr. Referee. It then loomily scruttles away.)
Mr. Referee: That was another muse of Super Hurricane's, but that's not important right now! What is important is the rules!
1.No cheating (adding extra cards, having spies look at cards, etc.)
2.You must have 20 locator cards to produce the true location of the battleship if a TD player, or 10 if a Duel Monsters player.
3.All sorts of weapons are allowed.
4.If you use a weapon or attack to permanently injure a duel monsters player, you are officially disqualified! But if injured by a TD duelist, clinics will be open and free of charge.
5.Mr. Referee is in charge of official card battles, and the Judge Capsule Satellite.
6.If you are to lose, you must fork over 2 locator cards, regardless of how many the duelist has, or what the duelist is, and one of your rare cards.
7.You must have at least 6 rare cards in your deck, as you can play up to 6 monsters on the field.
8.Eliminators are either predator or prey-type warriors, who exist only to take all your locator cards. They are handpicked by Globex himself and have access to Dark Judge Satellites (Shadow Battles), in which I, Mr. Referee, prefer not to do.
9.In a Elimination Battle, all rules are off, and the barriers that normal Judge Capsules have will be open, allowing the duelist to feel pain, and may damage property if energy blasts are launched.
10.TD Duelists can also use a different method of battle known only as "Author-ization Combat", more will be on that later this chapter.
11.Card Decks can be up to 45 if A Class, or 60 if S Class, you can add the rare cards to your deck to improve your number and rank.
12.In order to get the 30 million, you must defeat all three members of the Card Axis.
13.Finally, authors are allowed to leave the battlefield, only through their chronoshifter watches, any other attempt will end up being disqualified.
14. The chronoshifter idea is Seth Turtle's, not mine.
Mr. Referee: That is all! Mr. Referee, out! (runs off the stage, Drode walks on, with a stream of toilet paper stuck to his foot)
Drode: Hmmm? Did I miss something? (Turns to meet the chart) Can't have that laying around. (The chart becomes ashes) Let's get going!
(A gong appears and gets hit by two shaolin priests)
Opening Song (Drode: Which is similar to the 30 days of darkness, which in July of '02 the server went down causing dozens to shut down their accounts. If the song seems familiar, it isn't. Trust me on this.)
Itsumade mo wasurenai
Takusan no mono moratta ne
Sora no iro utsushite hikaru
aoi houseki ya
(the opening scene appears to be a happy meadow with dozens of authors, but after a few seconds, the sky becomes dark and flashes lightning)
koi no tachi hane mawaru
hiroi ni wa ja nai
motto motto daijina mono wo
(A pair of red eyes opens in the darkness as it launches a barrage of bolts, zapping several in their tracks. Two giant black hands reach down and snare some of the authors, silencing them permanently.However, a single card is launched and hit's one of the eyes, angering the beast. The person who threw it is none other than NocturneD, who holds his sword high for a battle to the death.)
Kinou kara kyou he
Kyou kara asu he to
Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo!
(A shot of thousands of centipede-like creatures in combat with different authors. However, 6 streams of light shoot down from above and crash, revealing 6 very powerful cards that glow and transform. Six Authors are by each one, their faces are unseen because of their helmets.)
Yuuyake no sakamichi de
Kataguruma shite moratta ne
Warui koto shikarezu ni tada
Kanashii me wo shita
(The authors point at the army, and the monsters glow as their respective energies combine into a giant energy cannon and fires, killing everytime in it's path. That over, the monsters glow purple and disappear, never to be unlocked again after the death they've caused.)
Tooi hibi utsusu kamera
Dare no kokoro ni mo
Kitto kitto aru hazu dakara
(Screenshot of the present, with Yugi and the others laughing. A battle in the sky between two legendary birds that rain down fire and ice. A dozen bombs destroying a building, with Marik staring in disbelief.)
mi toji meguru
Arubamu no kazu dake
Boku-tachi wa otona ni naru yo!
(Shot of the different present day authors, with their weapons at the ready. NoctuneD is in the front, although he isn't related to THE NoctuneD, and flashes a smile. However, Ultima Trev comes up from behind and gives him a knuckle noogie, in which both laugh and the others sweatdrop)
Tsunaideku kizuna
Hitori kara futari ne
Te to te wo kasane ai
Ato kara kuru kimi ni
Onaji mono wa dashitai kara
(Shot of Pegasus brutally defeating a duelist with a monster that looks similar to a Jigglypuff with fangs. Another shot is Duke encasing a reluctant bodyguard in a large dice cube for disobeying him. Finally, a shot of Globex, scratching his beard as he overlooks the city, his eyes glowing red.)
Kinou kara kyou he
Kyou kara asu he to
Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo!
(Shot of all the authors raising their arms as their watches/chronoshifters glow. The clouds turn dark as large green tentacles begin to impale the Earth. Tea and Yugi are in each other's arms, as Yami looks on with interest. Bakura and the other Millennium holders look on as well)
Kinou kara kyou he
Kyou kara asu he to
Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo!
(Finally, a vision of the sun setting as the authors, right now on the beach, are relaxing and enjoying themselves.)
(End Song)
Kaiba Land, Domino City
"Ho-Hum." A beautiful woman in her 20's muttered to herself as she watched past the drunk security guard. Her long, blonde hair blew gracefully in the air-vented rooms as she walked into a dimly-lit room. A panel opened up as she drew closer, and a small tube-like eyeball came out of the small hole in it.
"Beginning-retina-scan." A computerized female voice said, as a red light went up and down her eyeballs. She dared not blink, Kaiba set the alarm for 100% perfection, if she blinked, a trapdoor will fall beneath her feet and cause her to land in a pool full of manga geeks who will pester her to no end. "Welcome-Mai-Valentine."
Mai sighed a sigh of relief, and the two hidden doors opened in front of her. 'That's good, the duelist who sent that e-mail isn't there yet.' She thought, noticing that the duel arena with the dragon platforms were vacant.
"Don't be so over-confident, Mai Valentine, or should I say Siren of the Harpies?" A distant tone said, as if it was thoughts placed in her own head. She turned around, looked up, turned left, and turned right, but no one was there.
"The stress from the job must be getting to me, I'm hearing voices." Mai said to herself, attempting to laugh at her miserror. Tap. Tap. She turned around again to see a large cowboy hat in her face.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" She screamed, as she backed up and fell backwards.
"Oops, forgot to turn on Invisible Mode there, you ok?" The hatted person said, as a person formed the rims in the darkness. The person was clearly male, sturdily built, about her height at least unless he was bending his knees underneath his orange, yellow and red poncho that covered most of his legs and shoulders, a dueling disk was on his left arm. His face was 1/3 exposed, a red bandanna covered his mouth to disguise his voice, and the big hat covered his eyes. All that she saw of him was his black hair and asian skin.
A friendly hand picked her up, although she wasn't in the mood. She got up without any assistance, which the man did not object to. There was also the sound of Mexican music around somewhere, but it might be from a radio in the area by the night watchman.
"What's the big idea?" she thundered at him, as the poncho guy stepped off, "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?"
"I'm sorry, I thought a duelist of your rank would expect a hidden maneuver, but my expectations of you are now lowered." The teen said, bowing to show no disrespect, awhile keeping his hat on, "The name is Phantom Mask, and I wish to duel you." He showed he has his dueling disk on, as well as a very fancy watch.
Mai smirked, this guy must be a real pushover, but he's a ladies man for sure, She'll just win him over with her "charm". "Okay, so I'm assuming you'll pay if you lose right?" She said, drawing out 2 locator cards. She had 4 extra cards in her pockets.
"Two cards as well, I wish you luck." The man said, as he went into attack stance and launched his emitters. They glowed, as a hologram of a Judge Capsule appeared in the middle of them. A old man wearing a referee outfit was running the projector on the side of the room.
"Judge Capsule holograms, heh. Guess they didn't want to bombard the city with craters this time." Phantom Mask said, and Mai, of course, was dumbfounded for the right words to describe the large white robot that had a thin exoskeleton.
"Battle City Rules Limit: 45 cards this round, area scanned, battlefield set-up! 1 on 1 face-off, card prize trophy battle! Ready, DUAL DUEL!" The sound of a bell clanged as the judge crossed his arms.
"Okay! Let's duel this!!!" Mai said, launching her own emitters.
**********Data Analyzer********* Name: Phantom Mask Rank: S class(no tournament listed) ATT Power: N/A Card Deck: ? cards Card Deck Type: Magic/Misc Weapon: Staff Speciality: Millennium/Talisman power Special Attack:Tetra-Cannon
Mai: M
Phantom Mask: P
Mai: I call upon the mystic powers to summon forth my Harpy's lady! (She takes the card out and places it in attack mode) (Harpy's Lady ATT 1300 DEF 1500)
P:'How predictable, I guess she's still using that card to win all her matches.' Fine then, I place this card face down in defense mode, and I place this card face down as well.
M: 'Hmm, a trap perharps. My Harpy's feather duster should easily eliminate it, but it's not in my hand. Therefore.' It's time for a lesson in fancy makeovers, the magic card Cyber Shield! Which raises Harpy's lady by 300 ATT points! Say goodbye to your defense monster!
(Harpy's Lady 1600 ATT, 1500 DEF)
M: Attack! (The Harpy flies at it)
P: I don't think so! Activate Defense Effect! Mercury Bubble Blast! (The card, still in defense mode, flips up to reveal Sailor Mercury, who has now done her special magic poses and revealed a ton of fog onto the field. Harpy's Lady strikes, but misses Mercury completely)
(Sailor Mercury Crystal (1600 ATT 1400 DEF)
M: 'So, this guy is really a Toonami Duelist. Kaiba told me about this, their cards have special and mysterious effects when battling Duel Monsters. Since Sailor Mercury has the same amount of attack points, she can prevent my Harpy and herself being destroyed by activating a dense fog that lasts 1 turn.' (Draws a new card) You may have stopped me with that little fog, but now I use the magic card, Rose Whip, to boost attack power even higher, and I place a card face down as well.
(Harpy's Lady ATT 2450, DEF 1500 )
P: 'Mirror Wall Trap Card, just as predicted.' (draws a card) I sacrifice Sailor Mercury to call forth, the Dark Magician! And I place this card face down as well!
Dark Magician (ATT 2500 DEF 2100)
P: Dark Magician, Dark Magic Attack! (Just as he poses to strike, Mai flips the card to reveal. Mirror Wall!)
M: Hahaha! You fell into that one, hook, line, and sinker! Now half of the att points are reduced!
(Dark Magician 1250 ATT, 2100 ATT)
m: Now Harpy's Lady! Rose Whip attack! (Harpy's Lady lashes out, and strikes the Dark Magician, but has no effect at all) What?!?
P: Forgot my face down card, Mai? It's a rare Element Trap Card called Immunity Idol, which makes the attack of what you did 0 attack strength for 1 turn. But thank you anyway for reducing the attack power, now it's perfect for summoning a new monster. (The Dark Magician glows as it explodes, turning into Sailor Jupiter)
(Sailor Jupiter Crystal (2000/1800)
P: And I switch it into defense mode. Since your Harpy's Lady's defense is still lower, my card will activate a special attack to block it!
M: Hmmph! (draws a card, and smiles) I call upon a new Harpy Lady! (Another Harpy pops up and crows) Ready to give up yet?
P: Not on your life! (draws a new card) I use the magic card, Dragon Summoning Horn!
M: (Face turns panicked)W-what? That card can only be used with the Lord of Dragons!
P: Ah, but in Toonami Duel, any Magic-type human can use the flute. And now, I use it to summon forth two Red-Eyes Black Dragons! And sacrifice Sailor Jupiter to summon my third Red Eyes! (Sailor Jupiter screams as he blows up, as all three REBD appear, shrieking their roars) (REBD X3 2400/2200)
M: Still won't matter, my Harpy's Lady has 50 more ATT points, and now I sacrifice the one I played to summon Harpy's Pet Dragon! Which gains 300 ATT with every Harpy on the field! (The red beast appears with it's gold chains, in which the harpy holds on to control it.) (Harpy's Pet Dragon 2300 ATT, 2000 DEF) P: (draws a card) I now put Jigan Bakudan on the field!
(Jigan Bakudan att 0/ def 0)
M: 'Is he insane, that thing blows up all monsters on the field after 3 turns'
P: I assure you that if you touch a hair on one of my dragons, this bomb will self-destruct in your harpy's face!
M: Fine then, I won't attack. (draws a card)
P: Good girl. (Mai growls, as he draws a new card) I play.Catapult Turtle (1000/1000)in attack mode! Which I use Jigan as a way to break your trap card, and as rules state, Jigan gains 400 ATT points from it!
Jigan Bakugan(400 ATT, 0 DEF)
M: 'Geez, it's like he prepared in advance or something!
P: Now, I use Catapult Turtle to launch my Jigan directly at your Mirror Wall! (The robot beast moans as the Jigan goes on it, and launches it at the Mirror Wall with a bang! It collapses, causing Mai to panic again)
P: (LP 4000- 3600) So much for Mirror Wall.
M: And so much for your plan! Harpy's Lady, Rose Whip attack! (she lashes out, but this time, two of the Red Eyes deflect the whip using their heads)
P: Normally one Red Eye's would be helpless, but against a trio, two will shield one of their own. My turn. (draws a new card) Good, good, the last piece of the puzzle is now complete. Take flight my Red Eyes! For I now activate the magic Card, Polymerization!
M: Impossible!
P: Impossible in Duel Monsters maybe, but combined by 3 Toonami sacrifices, this is the result of ultimate annihilation! Behold! The Red Eyes Ultimate Dragon! (The dark clouds lift as a new creature is born, it's wings are now twice their length, it's body more heavy, it's claws sharper and lethal. But to top it all off is the three Red Eye's head's towering over everything)
(REUD ATT 4800, 3100 DEF)
P: Now, my ultimate destroyer, finish Harpy's Pet Dragon into the ground! Volcanic Comet! (All three heads open wide and release their respective fireballs, which combine into a comet-like cannonball, which explodes upon Harpy's pet Dragon, destroying it)
M: (LP 4000-2500) There's no denying it, you are truly a good duelist. You stopped me from raising my Pet Dragon any higher. Especially, (picks up a card on the top of the deck and reveals it) since I was just about to pick Elegant Egotist, which would have made my dragon gain 600 more attack points.
P: Thank you, you are just as talented. Your reputation precedes you.
M: Yes, but unfortunately, I must (puts her hand on her deck, defeated- like) forfeit.
P: You chose the right choice. Had you continued, all you would receive would be destruction of all your cards.
(Suddenly the two hear a crashing sound as the strange man falls off the balcony with the projector, and lays in a daze. The two ignore him completely)
M: (Fishing out a card in her graveyard) Here, I heard you duelists only accept rare magic or trap cards, so I guess I'll have to buy a new one to make up for it. (Rare Trap Card: Mirror Wall)
P: Thank you. (takes it, and walks away, the enchanting tone of Mexican music follows)
M: What a strange guy, and yet, what a hunk!!! (Goes gaa-gaa for a half- hour)
****End Battle***
Battleship, above Domino City
"Ah, it's so good to be bad, don't you think so, Duke?" Pegasus said, spinning around in Kaiba's chair. Duke didn't answer, seeing as he was creating the ultimate dice tower. Pegasus stopped spinning and grumbled, as Duke finished the left wing by adding two thick dice for the tower. Amazingly, it didn't fall over.
"Done! What do you think, Pegasus? Class A workmanship or what?" Duke asked, and Pegasus rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"I think your dice-playing is going to your head, Dukey-boy, but it does remind me of the trips at the Sears Tower that I went with my father to. Anyways, have you learned anything from Globex yet, I am soooo bored of waiting." Pegasus said, as he picked up a tray of darts on the desk.
"Not yet, but I think he went into the conference room downstairs. Something about eliminators." Duke said, Pegasus snorted as he threw a dart at a crude picture of Yugi on the wall.
"Eliminators, ha! What good will that do if Yugi and Joey don't want to face us?" He threw another dart, hitting Yugi's eye.
"Beats me." Duke said, carefully taking down the tower piece by piece, "all I know is that about 2 dozen just arrived, and according to Kemo, they appeared severely hostile."
Pegasus signed, putting down the dart tray, "Well, if we can't fight them right now, we'll just have to take the ones they love dearly." He pressed a button, and a hologramic panel went up. Two images formed on the base, creating 3-D images of Tea Gardner and Serenity Wheeler.
Duke raised an eyebrow, "You mean kidnap? Isn't that illegal there? And how do these two fit in this?"
Pegasus smirked, as he turned off the hologram , "Of course, kidnap, all I have to do is make a few phone calls so my hands will be clean. Besides, according to sources, Yugi has a big crush on Gardner, and I heard Joey- boy's sister is blind. By doing that, those two will have to come to us."
"You're crazy, you realize that. And yet your plan is as brilliant as your dueling skillz." Duke said, buttering up his mentor. Pegasus grinned as he walked over to the payphone and typed in the numbers.
"Hello, is this the headquarters of Zatoichi Matsugo, head of the Yazuka Crime Ring?...I received this number from your boss..My name? Maximillion Pegasus, or the Legendary Pegasus J. Crawford..Good to hear your voice again, my old friend...Yes, yes, 3 million is in the checking account as promised...I have a job for you...Indeed, they should be helpless in their present state..How helpless? One's blind and the other's a dancer, you do the math..Thank you, gomen nasai." Pegasus put the phone down, closing the connection, with a smile on his face, "Score."
Domino Park
'If there's anything I hate, it's incompetent Rare Hunters. They were supposed to keep in contact with me at all times, but with that pollen incident, people seem to still drift off to sleep as an after-effect.' Marik thought, moving the body of a overly gross mime that was filled with piercings all over it's body. "Still, I must seek out little Yugi's Puzzle, no matter how fierce these 'Toonami Duelists' are. Now, if I was a pathetic duelist with a rare God Card, where would I be?"
BOOOOM! RAT-TAT-ATA-TAT! The sudden sound of explosions and gunfire was music to Mariks ears, as several trees ignited from the result of a missed attack. Marik walked over, scanning the area for the source.
"Why did you attack me, you fool? That might have killed me!" yelled a teen dressed in all black. He had a mask on that had a resemblance of a cat. There was another teen, who merely smirked at the guys anger.
"It was merely to get your attention. Don't worry your pretty little face over it,.Black Panther ." The teen said, tossing a small black bomb with a skull on it. He had a red jacket on, bell-bottom jeans, gray T-shirt and brown hiking boots. His blue hair could put even Tyson to shame, it was very wild and long, bishi-like.
"I see, you came to duel me, so why the sudden attack? We can always meet in a more open area to play cards." Black Panther said, edging back.
"My name is Fanboyimus Prime, and I came there on behalf of Super Hurricane, to battle you in a Author-ization One-on-one battle." Prime said, his eyes getting fierce, as his watch glowed orange. His bomb was transformed into red energy and went inside his watch.
"Authorization battles? Super Hurricane's there? What the heck?" Black Panther was taken back by this a bit. 'I wasn't expecting HIM to be there, after I just beat him a year ago. Now this guy is facing me on behalf of him, in a new type of battle simulation I haven't heard of.'
"Indeed." Prime's eyes flashed, "He has granted me a large sum of money and rare cards if I win against you, he has exceeded in the B-Ranks, you know."
"No kidding." Black Panther said, stalling for time, 'Let's see, the hotel that I made reservations for will cancel them if I don't get their by three PM, and this guy is ready to duel me. I might as well get this over with.' "I accept your challenge!"
"Then-owch! It's-oooh! Agreed!" The man in the referee costume fell down one of the burning trees, his rump was clearly on fire. "Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!" The two duelists sweatdropped as the funny man rolled back and forth on the dirt path to soak out the flames.
"Who's he?" Prime said, confused. The man, now not on fire, got up, and went between them.
"I am Mr. Referee, who was hired by Mr. Globex to ensure the rules are followed at all times! A authorization battle is a Non-tribute Card Match, which two players must be Toonami Duelists! Because of your status, you are given a 30 minute time limit, best wishes to both of you!"
"Dang." Prime mumbled, as he pulled out his watch and set it on "high". The middle glowed dark orange as his eyes lit up, the clouds became as dark as night. Already Marik was starting to worry about these sudden changes, as the floor began to tremble beneath him, small pebbles began rising all over and exploding.
'Not even the Pharaoh can accomplish this! They must have a very powerful Millennium Item in that watch of theirs. I must stay hidden to watch this battle." He said to himself as he went into the bushes, which seemed to sway with the mysterious energy.
"Is that all you got? I can definitely tell that you have some powerful attacks, but even they are no match against the ultimate defense!" The Black Panther said, moving his arms in front. The trees began to dance, their branches swayed in the wind. This was BP's version of the Mystical Jurai Power-Up, as the winds caused Marik to grasp the roots more stronger. His eyes glowed blue as his watch caused the wind to increase greatly, Marik could barely hold on!
"Activate Judge Capsule! Launched!" Mr. Referee yelled as he backed up a few miles and threw a Capsule Corp capsule all the way to them. With a FWWOOOOSH and fancy pink smoke, a real-life Judge capsule opened up, and began to sense the area. Marik closed his eyes, as his yami spirit flew back to his own, and the mime was sucked up in the cyclone of energy. No one knows where he landed, and they don't care either.
Back at Marik's private domain.
"Strange, what are these duelists? Are they not human?" Marik said, now physically at his ocean look-out. Seeing that the rare hunter was expendable, (Marik had not sent it with his Sky Dragon god card) it would be better for spies to check it out.
"Master Marik, are you alright?" A bald, chubby guy in Rare Hunter's clothes came up from behind. Marik snarled and turned, slapping the Hunter on his face with the rod. It left a nasty gash on the servants right cheek.
"You dare to interfere with my rod's connection?!?" The threat was pure and lethal, as the Hunter panicked for words. His rod instantly transformed into his favorite dagger, and gleamed.
"No my lord! You looked like you were in pain!" He said, stammering, as he felt his throat tightening by the Rod's power.
"Well now you know I am not! Get out of my face!!!" Marik yelled as he mind controlled the servant to throw himself off the balcony into the shark- infested waters two stories below. 'Idiot.'
Back at the battle, the Judge enacted a powerful bubble shield made of energy that covered the entire arena. Black Panther's and Prime's drilled daggers at each other, as the Judge began to swing it's arms back. "Battle mode 1028: Toonami Duelist Author-ation battle. Duelists have unshed pure forms for raw Author Power. Warning, all people within the bubble may become annihilated! Duel set, ready, FIGHT!!!" The sound of a bell was heard, and the two launched their dueling emitters.
(*******Duelist Database*****) Fanboybious Prime Weapon: Power Bomb, Mega Bomb ATT Power 1750-DEF 1450 Deck:Mech/Misc # of cards: 45 Speciality: Camouflage Class: B (Official Asian Tournament-2nd Place) Black Panther Weapon: Cabbit Shield/Energy sword ATT Power: 1650 (at the moment)- DEF 2800 Deck:Magic/Fighter # of cards:45 Speciality: Gem Barrage Class: A (Sakuramatsurikai Tournament-1st Place)
P: Fanboybious Prime B:Black Panther
P: I go first, and start off with Rattrap, in attack mode!
(Rattrap ATT 1500, DEF 1700)
B: Hmm, I'll then put this card face down on the field, as well as this card. (Both cards appear on the field.)
P: 'A trap? Maybe, but I don't know all of the legend's tactics.' I place this card face down and send my Rattrap to attack your face-down monster! (Ratrap lunges, but explodes as the face down card reveals it's self to be Ryoko, which impaled the dirty rat) (Ryoko:Tenchi Universe ATT 1600 DEF 1200 ) P: Arrgh. (LP 4000- 3900)
B:Looks like I just drew first blood. Since you have no traps or monsters on the field, I can directly attack your life points! Ryoko, Gem Cannon! (Ryoko flares up as her gems glow, and opens her palm to reveal a rapidly glowing energy ball. She then brings it back for a pitch and lets it fly. It hit's Prime, exploding on impact)
P: LP 3900-2300 (Looking crispy) Ouch. My turn. I place Rhinox in defense mode and put this card face down. (Rhinox-1500 att 2400 def)
B: I'm afraid you can't. Activate Trap Card, Stop Defense! (Rhinox stands up ready to fight) And since it has weak attack points, I can destroy it! Attack, Ryoko!
P: Not this time, as I activate the rare trap card Kunai With Chain! Which not only boosts att by 500, but paralyzes your weak card!(Rhinox throws the chain and captures Ryoko. He then runs in charging destroying her.)
B: (LP 4000- 3600 ) Hmm.(draws a card) I play a monster in defense mode, and add a face-down card as well.
P: Now who's hiding? Attack, Rhinox! (Rhinox charges, but stops as he hears a bunch of gobbledygook coming from the card)
Face Down Card: Blah, blah, blah, friendship, blah, blah,justice,blah,etc!
P: Darn it, why is my monster not attacking?
B: That's because your monster was about to hit a magical girl. All duelists realize that they focus before launching an attack, and therefore their monsters will stop to listen. (reveals the face down card to be Magical Girl Pretty Sammy)
MGPS ATT 1900 DEF 2300
P:I'll still squash it! Rhinox, attack! (Rhinox runs forward, but explodes in mid run)
B: My personal favorite, Trap Door, which sends your guy to the bottom of the Void! (Rhinox falls though a large black hole that appears to suck him in.)
P: Drat!
B: (draws a card) Oh, I just picked a rare card. (Prime sneers) I summon, the Blue Eyes White Dragon! (The field erupts as the Blue Eyes roars and lands, flapping it's wings.)
(BEWD 3000 ATT 2500 DEF)
P: (draws a card and takes three out) I match your Blue Eyes with Transmetal Megatron! And I put 2 cards face down as well.
(Transmetal Megatron 3000 att 2100 def)
B: (Draws a card) Well played, I place a card in defense mode and put two cards down.
P:(realizes his plan can be done) You fool! I shall now activate a rare magic card, Brain Control, which takes over one of your monsters for one turn. (The brain stretches out it's nightmarish limbs to capture the Blue Eyes and put it under his control)
B: And?
P: You're quite the snappy one aren't you? I'll then activate a element card known as Metal Fusion! Prepare yourself for an onslaughter! ( Lightning fills the dome as the two creatures seem to do the Fusion Dance, in which both duelists sweatdrop at) Okkkaay. (Finally, the two connect in a flash of burning light, turning into Megatron's Transmetal Dragon Mode)
(MTDM ATT 4500 DEF 3000)
B: Well then, I might as well play this card Swords of Revealing Light! (The swords impale Megatron all over his body, freezing him in place.) He'll stay that way for 3 turns.
P: (draws a card) Might as well restock.
B: Now, (draws a card) I summon Tenchi in Attack Mode!
(Tenchi 1700 att 1200 def)
P:( Yawns and draws another card)
B: (draws a new card and plays it) Sasami, go!
(Sasami 600 att 700 def)
P: 'He's drawing newer cards then what my master has told me about. I don't know the reason, but at least I have a runt to do damage on.' (draws a card)
B: 'My last turn, this is it. It's all up to the cards.' (Draws, a smile forms) Jackpot, I won.
P: HUH?
B: That's what happens when people don't take me seriously. For now I activate the Ritual Card, Juraian Hertiage! (Tenchi, MGPS, and Sasami glow and rise in the air.) It's a special sacifice card that requires three Juraians, in order to summon my Toonami God Card!
P: Impossible! Such a card does not exist!
B: (Grinning as he wags his finger disappovingly) Na, ah. They do exist. It's said that 7 exist all together, but are located in S-Class card packets. I won and got the card, but chose to wait until my opponent drew a strong card! Behold, the most powerful ship in the Univverse, controlled by the core of the Juraian Goddess Tsunami! (A ring of blue fire envelops the to duelists, as traditional action music starts up. The flames rise and cover the three into a ball of blue light that shoots up into the sky. In a few seconds, a shimmering white light bursts through the storm clouds, as the many Light Hawk Wings materialize above the force field. Prime's face pales greatly, awhile Megatron scoffs)
(Tsunami;Ship Mode ATT X000 DEF X000)
P: 'Thankfully, ritual cards require one turn, better call forth the ultimate defense' I place Voltorb in defense mode, and use the magic card Multiply to shield my life points! (Voltorb 400 att 800 def) (They spread out all over, dozens of them ready to detonate if needed)
B: I hope that's not your final choice.
P: What do you mean? You can't penerate this attack!
B: Actually, you forgot a certain trap. (flips the card he played down earlier to reveal.) I play Dispell! Which cancels out your magic card, allowing my Tsunami to knock you flat! Her Jurai Siphon Cannon is one of the most powerful 1 hit KO attacks in Toonami Duel! Now, fire!
(The giant ship raises all it's wings up as it's cannons go forward and open up. Slowly but surely, the energy is collected from all the non-burnt trees in the area and gathers into a white ball of energy. The wings then snap forward, pitching the ball at Megatron, whose face is unreadable as it explodes on contact.)
P: (LP 2300- 0:TKO (faints))
Judge: Battle over! Battle over! The winner is, the Black Panther!
*************End Duel***********
"Well, might as well help myself to your Megatron and two of their locator cards." Panther said, as he walked over to the dazed duelist who wanted to fight him. The trees were still burning, and some were bent back from the sudden explosion as he observed. Mr. Referee casually walked over to the Judge and pushed a button on it, turning it into a capsule again, and pocketed it, going on his merry way.
"Behind you!" yelled out a frantic voice in the forest as he stooped down to gather the cards on the ground. BAM! A yellow bullet shot out of the woods, narrowly missing Panther's head by a few feet, and a cry was heard from behind.
"Huh?" Panther wondered, turning around to see one of the most disgusting creatures in his life. It was gruesome, it had wires in it's eye sockets. It's head was metallic-like, only it looked more wolf than human. It's body was made of rotting blue-green flesh, and it's legs were metallic, with cat-like claws on it's feet. But it was the arm that freaked Panther out, as it looked like this creature, whatever it was, was about to take his life. It had a long extension of wires attached and such, and it had a long machete surgically implanted in it's hand. The gold bullet seemed to be in the chest area, but there was no holes dug in anywhere in the body. However, now was not the time for questions, it was time for answers, as he turned towards where the shot was. "Hey, who ever shot that, reveal yourself!"
"Ha, ha, ha, so the mighty Joe Mello is peeved." A slender tone said, as approaching footsteps came out of the forest. Panther readied himself, for this person sounded familiar. "Very well, Invisible Mode, power down." Several rings of golden data encircled the unseen person, as a form took hold and turned the person visible again. Panther's eyes widened.
It was a teenager, tall and lanky. He appeared 18 but didn't seem like it as he appeared amateurish. His icy green eyes scanned the area, which were covered by high density grey glasses, and his brown hair was kept short and straight, like a military cut. He had a strange outfit on, like a mix between a speedo and a jumpsuit, only it was crafted out of pure silver.He carried a gun belt on his pants, with two holsters on each side. Of course, one on each was holding his deck, but the other two were his hunting/stun blasters. Three blue and red lines slashed from left hip to right shoulder, and he wore finely crafted black leather boots. Once called the Lone Marksman of the Mid-West, he is better known as.
"Super Hurricane! I could have sworn I sensed your battle aura during the match!" Panther said, walking over. SH smiled, and then disappeared. "Huh? Ooof!" That was the sound of a sudden sneaky roundhouse kick to Panther's back, as he wasn't aware what just happened. SH disappeared and reappeared in front of him, and smirked.
"You've grown sneaky behind my back, Mello. I would never had found out who you were until your tournament semi-finals against that girl. Only a few know the combo for the Ultimate Dragon Soldier, and I was one of them who witnessed the destruction." SH said, pulling out a card from his deck. "I remember that battle as if it was yesterday, it was the American Finals, and I was playing my second most powerful deck, Neutral Zone. All I had to do was finish you with one mighty blast, but you activated a trap card you never placed down which deflected it back at my beast. Finally, you wasted me with the most powerful card I had ever faced till now in front of everyone! Ever since, I've been holding a major grudge, and now I have seen your trump card in action."
"You know perfectly well that card was in play, SH!" Panther said, since the kick barely hurt him, "You just wanted to get the prize money!"
"Yeah, what was it for again? Oh yeah, I was going to donate it to the AIDS foundation!" SH accused, angry as heck, his glasses flashed dark green, "Do you have any idea what the disease rate is up there? Are you even aware what's happening right now? It's a mixed attack between war hawks and peace doves, and the time for justice is now!" Lightning flashed all over, and the the ground began to freeze over, the branches snapped in two all over the place, some maimed a power line that caused dozens of homes to black out.
"I'm not interested, SH, and I'm certainly not battling you in your in this type of rage." Black Panther snorted as he turned his back on SH and started walking towards his hotel.
"Well then, I might as well give you my calling card, we can talk turkey over the phone lines." SH said, calming the storms down as well as his temper, and grinned at the retreating rival. He pitched the card above Panther's head, in which the duelist calmly caught, and walked off into the trees. "Nice guy, glad I forgot to tell him where this eliminator came from." He drew a gun from the holster, only it was blue colored and was double barreled. Yet it was similar to Gene Starwind's, in a way.
"O.O;;" The eliminator woke up from the attack to face a very wide gun barrel in it's face. SH smiled, as he pulled the trigger, "Bang goes the undead." Dozens of birds took flight from the sudden explosion.
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SH: Hello there! I bet you're all wondering why I wasted that Eliminator.
Audience:( put to sleep by the story)
SH:( Fuming) Stay calm, stay calm.
Drode: Basically, that guy was a android with a evil authors mind inside who wanted to cut Joe's dueling hand off. SH decided that would be cruel so he saved Joe from total destruction. After all, it was just a lowly Prey- type android, Joe will need all his skills just to fight the more smarter Hunter Droids who will fight him in a duel.
SH: DRODE! I was going to say that!
Drode: Well?
SH: Well what?
Drode: Who's going to win?
SH: I'm not sure yet, but I definitely am seeing the opening for someone.
Drode: So in other words, you'll be testing the other authors on strategy and their decks.
SH: Yep. All they need to do is transfer their deck and special stuff concerning their status as authors at my e-mail. Remember, there's 5 slots open for TD God Cards, and I would appreciate it if you guys could help.
Drode:( raises a non-existant eyebrow) Five?
SH: (nods) Why not? Odds are 500 to 1 against him.
Drode: I loathe you.
SH: (Misunderstanding) Trust me, I don't swing that way.
Drode: Baka. (Gets nailed by a hammer.) SH: Oh, and any authors out there, I want your full deck, your combo strategies, what you look like (sorry if I goofed you Joe), magic cards, trap cards, element cards, etc. You won't die, you'll just lose badly if the polls show the percentage of winning. See ya! (teleports)
Next on Toonami Dual: (A neko-Joey goes over to a large round bell and rings it, meowing happily. Dozens of fangirls cry out and cuddle him, who purrs happily)
-Joey prepares himself for a Toonami Duel like Yugi did, but is his L33t skillz good enough to defeat the 2-on-1 combo of the enigmatic ShadowCell2?
-As another God Card appears in the hands of a young girl, Marik suits up to collect it, but how does one capture a ghost?
- Kaiba, of course, breaks out all the stops when escaping, but will their efforts be enough when facing down Pegasus's L33T propaganda Bunny troops?
Mysterious Man: Hello all contenders and viewers! Before we get this fanfic started, are we in agreement?!?
Audience: Get on with it already!
Mysterious Man: Okay! I, Mr. Referee, am substituting for Drode, who is at the moment in the stalls. The author purposely inserted in this because Joe Mello put me in his! I, Mr. Referee, shall give out the rules of Super Hurricane's TD Tournament, so that all authors can become aware of what they are getting themselves into!
(A Wormmon struggles over to the middle of the arena, pushing a giant chart of rules behind Mr. Referee. It then loomily scruttles away.)
Mr. Referee: That was another muse of Super Hurricane's, but that's not important right now! What is important is the rules!
1.No cheating (adding extra cards, having spies look at cards, etc.)
2.You must have 20 locator cards to produce the true location of the battleship if a TD player, or 10 if a Duel Monsters player.
3.All sorts of weapons are allowed.
4.If you use a weapon or attack to permanently injure a duel monsters player, you are officially disqualified! But if injured by a TD duelist, clinics will be open and free of charge.
5.Mr. Referee is in charge of official card battles, and the Judge Capsule Satellite.
6.If you are to lose, you must fork over 2 locator cards, regardless of how many the duelist has, or what the duelist is, and one of your rare cards.
7.You must have at least 6 rare cards in your deck, as you can play up to 6 monsters on the field.
8.Eliminators are either predator or prey-type warriors, who exist only to take all your locator cards. They are handpicked by Globex himself and have access to Dark Judge Satellites (Shadow Battles), in which I, Mr. Referee, prefer not to do.
9.In a Elimination Battle, all rules are off, and the barriers that normal Judge Capsules have will be open, allowing the duelist to feel pain, and may damage property if energy blasts are launched.
10.TD Duelists can also use a different method of battle known only as "Author-ization Combat", more will be on that later this chapter.
11.Card Decks can be up to 45 if A Class, or 60 if S Class, you can add the rare cards to your deck to improve your number and rank.
12.In order to get the 30 million, you must defeat all three members of the Card Axis.
13.Finally, authors are allowed to leave the battlefield, only through their chronoshifter watches, any other attempt will end up being disqualified.
14. The chronoshifter idea is Seth Turtle's, not mine.
Mr. Referee: That is all! Mr. Referee, out! (runs off the stage, Drode walks on, with a stream of toilet paper stuck to his foot)
Drode: Hmmm? Did I miss something? (Turns to meet the chart) Can't have that laying around. (The chart becomes ashes) Let's get going!
(A gong appears and gets hit by two shaolin priests)
Opening Song (Drode: Which is similar to the 30 days of darkness, which in July of '02 the server went down causing dozens to shut down their accounts. If the song seems familiar, it isn't. Trust me on this.)
Itsumade mo wasurenai
Takusan no mono moratta ne
Sora no iro utsushite hikaru
aoi houseki ya
(the opening scene appears to be a happy meadow with dozens of authors, but after a few seconds, the sky becomes dark and flashes lightning)
koi no tachi hane mawaru
hiroi ni wa ja nai
motto motto daijina mono wo
(A pair of red eyes opens in the darkness as it launches a barrage of bolts, zapping several in their tracks. Two giant black hands reach down and snare some of the authors, silencing them permanently.However, a single card is launched and hit's one of the eyes, angering the beast. The person who threw it is none other than NocturneD, who holds his sword high for a battle to the death.)
Kinou kara kyou he
Kyou kara asu he to
Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo!
(A shot of thousands of centipede-like creatures in combat with different authors. However, 6 streams of light shoot down from above and crash, revealing 6 very powerful cards that glow and transform. Six Authors are by each one, their faces are unseen because of their helmets.)
Yuuyake no sakamichi de
Kataguruma shite moratta ne
Warui koto shikarezu ni tada
Kanashii me wo shita
(The authors point at the army, and the monsters glow as their respective energies combine into a giant energy cannon and fires, killing everytime in it's path. That over, the monsters glow purple and disappear, never to be unlocked again after the death they've caused.)
Tooi hibi utsusu kamera
Dare no kokoro ni mo
Kitto kitto aru hazu dakara
(Screenshot of the present, with Yugi and the others laughing. A battle in the sky between two legendary birds that rain down fire and ice. A dozen bombs destroying a building, with Marik staring in disbelief.)
mi toji meguru
Arubamu no kazu dake
Boku-tachi wa otona ni naru yo!
(Shot of the different present day authors, with their weapons at the ready. NoctuneD is in the front, although he isn't related to THE NoctuneD, and flashes a smile. However, Ultima Trev comes up from behind and gives him a knuckle noogie, in which both laugh and the others sweatdrop)
Tsunaideku kizuna
Hitori kara futari ne
Te to te wo kasane ai
Ato kara kuru kimi ni
Onaji mono wa dashitai kara
(Shot of Pegasus brutally defeating a duelist with a monster that looks similar to a Jigglypuff with fangs. Another shot is Duke encasing a reluctant bodyguard in a large dice cube for disobeying him. Finally, a shot of Globex, scratching his beard as he overlooks the city, his eyes glowing red.)
Kinou kara kyou he
Kyou kara asu he to
Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo!
(Shot of all the authors raising their arms as their watches/chronoshifters glow. The clouds turn dark as large green tentacles begin to impale the Earth. Tea and Yugi are in each other's arms, as Yami looks on with interest. Bakura and the other Millennium holders look on as well)
Kinou kara kyou he
Kyou kara asu he to
Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo!
(Finally, a vision of the sun setting as the authors, right now on the beach, are relaxing and enjoying themselves.)
(End Song)
Kaiba Land, Domino City
"Ho-Hum." A beautiful woman in her 20's muttered to herself as she watched past the drunk security guard. Her long, blonde hair blew gracefully in the air-vented rooms as she walked into a dimly-lit room. A panel opened up as she drew closer, and a small tube-like eyeball came out of the small hole in it.
"Beginning-retina-scan." A computerized female voice said, as a red light went up and down her eyeballs. She dared not blink, Kaiba set the alarm for 100% perfection, if she blinked, a trapdoor will fall beneath her feet and cause her to land in a pool full of manga geeks who will pester her to no end. "Welcome-Mai-Valentine."
Mai sighed a sigh of relief, and the two hidden doors opened in front of her. 'That's good, the duelist who sent that e-mail isn't there yet.' She thought, noticing that the duel arena with the dragon platforms were vacant.
"Don't be so over-confident, Mai Valentine, or should I say Siren of the Harpies?" A distant tone said, as if it was thoughts placed in her own head. She turned around, looked up, turned left, and turned right, but no one was there.
"The stress from the job must be getting to me, I'm hearing voices." Mai said to herself, attempting to laugh at her miserror. Tap. Tap. She turned around again to see a large cowboy hat in her face.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" She screamed, as she backed up and fell backwards.
"Oops, forgot to turn on Invisible Mode there, you ok?" The hatted person said, as a person formed the rims in the darkness. The person was clearly male, sturdily built, about her height at least unless he was bending his knees underneath his orange, yellow and red poncho that covered most of his legs and shoulders, a dueling disk was on his left arm. His face was 1/3 exposed, a red bandanna covered his mouth to disguise his voice, and the big hat covered his eyes. All that she saw of him was his black hair and asian skin.
A friendly hand picked her up, although she wasn't in the mood. She got up without any assistance, which the man did not object to. There was also the sound of Mexican music around somewhere, but it might be from a radio in the area by the night watchman.
"What's the big idea?" she thundered at him, as the poncho guy stepped off, "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?"
"I'm sorry, I thought a duelist of your rank would expect a hidden maneuver, but my expectations of you are now lowered." The teen said, bowing to show no disrespect, awhile keeping his hat on, "The name is Phantom Mask, and I wish to duel you." He showed he has his dueling disk on, as well as a very fancy watch.
Mai smirked, this guy must be a real pushover, but he's a ladies man for sure, She'll just win him over with her "charm". "Okay, so I'm assuming you'll pay if you lose right?" She said, drawing out 2 locator cards. She had 4 extra cards in her pockets.
"Two cards as well, I wish you luck." The man said, as he went into attack stance and launched his emitters. They glowed, as a hologram of a Judge Capsule appeared in the middle of them. A old man wearing a referee outfit was running the projector on the side of the room.
"Judge Capsule holograms, heh. Guess they didn't want to bombard the city with craters this time." Phantom Mask said, and Mai, of course, was dumbfounded for the right words to describe the large white robot that had a thin exoskeleton.
"Battle City Rules Limit: 45 cards this round, area scanned, battlefield set-up! 1 on 1 face-off, card prize trophy battle! Ready, DUAL DUEL!" The sound of a bell clanged as the judge crossed his arms.
"Okay! Let's duel this!!!" Mai said, launching her own emitters.
**********Data Analyzer********* Name: Phantom Mask Rank: S class(no tournament listed) ATT Power: N/A Card Deck: ? cards Card Deck Type: Magic/Misc Weapon: Staff Speciality: Millennium/Talisman power Special Attack:Tetra-Cannon
Mai: M
Phantom Mask: P
Mai: I call upon the mystic powers to summon forth my Harpy's lady! (She takes the card out and places it in attack mode) (Harpy's Lady ATT 1300 DEF 1500)
P:'How predictable, I guess she's still using that card to win all her matches.' Fine then, I place this card face down in defense mode, and I place this card face down as well.
M: 'Hmm, a trap perharps. My Harpy's feather duster should easily eliminate it, but it's not in my hand. Therefore.' It's time for a lesson in fancy makeovers, the magic card Cyber Shield! Which raises Harpy's lady by 300 ATT points! Say goodbye to your defense monster!
(Harpy's Lady 1600 ATT, 1500 DEF)
M: Attack! (The Harpy flies at it)
P: I don't think so! Activate Defense Effect! Mercury Bubble Blast! (The card, still in defense mode, flips up to reveal Sailor Mercury, who has now done her special magic poses and revealed a ton of fog onto the field. Harpy's Lady strikes, but misses Mercury completely)
(Sailor Mercury Crystal (1600 ATT 1400 DEF)
M: 'So, this guy is really a Toonami Duelist. Kaiba told me about this, their cards have special and mysterious effects when battling Duel Monsters. Since Sailor Mercury has the same amount of attack points, she can prevent my Harpy and herself being destroyed by activating a dense fog that lasts 1 turn.' (Draws a new card) You may have stopped me with that little fog, but now I use the magic card, Rose Whip, to boost attack power even higher, and I place a card face down as well.
(Harpy's Lady ATT 2450, DEF 1500 )
P: 'Mirror Wall Trap Card, just as predicted.' (draws a card) I sacrifice Sailor Mercury to call forth, the Dark Magician! And I place this card face down as well!
Dark Magician (ATT 2500 DEF 2100)
P: Dark Magician, Dark Magic Attack! (Just as he poses to strike, Mai flips the card to reveal. Mirror Wall!)
M: Hahaha! You fell into that one, hook, line, and sinker! Now half of the att points are reduced!
(Dark Magician 1250 ATT, 2100 ATT)
m: Now Harpy's Lady! Rose Whip attack! (Harpy's Lady lashes out, and strikes the Dark Magician, but has no effect at all) What?!?
P: Forgot my face down card, Mai? It's a rare Element Trap Card called Immunity Idol, which makes the attack of what you did 0 attack strength for 1 turn. But thank you anyway for reducing the attack power, now it's perfect for summoning a new monster. (The Dark Magician glows as it explodes, turning into Sailor Jupiter)
(Sailor Jupiter Crystal (2000/1800)
P: And I switch it into defense mode. Since your Harpy's Lady's defense is still lower, my card will activate a special attack to block it!
M: Hmmph! (draws a card, and smiles) I call upon a new Harpy Lady! (Another Harpy pops up and crows) Ready to give up yet?
P: Not on your life! (draws a new card) I use the magic card, Dragon Summoning Horn!
M: (Face turns panicked)W-what? That card can only be used with the Lord of Dragons!
P: Ah, but in Toonami Duel, any Magic-type human can use the flute. And now, I use it to summon forth two Red-Eyes Black Dragons! And sacrifice Sailor Jupiter to summon my third Red Eyes! (Sailor Jupiter screams as he blows up, as all three REBD appear, shrieking their roars) (REBD X3 2400/2200)
M: Still won't matter, my Harpy's Lady has 50 more ATT points, and now I sacrifice the one I played to summon Harpy's Pet Dragon! Which gains 300 ATT with every Harpy on the field! (The red beast appears with it's gold chains, in which the harpy holds on to control it.) (Harpy's Pet Dragon 2300 ATT, 2000 DEF) P: (draws a card) I now put Jigan Bakudan on the field!
(Jigan Bakudan att 0/ def 0)
M: 'Is he insane, that thing blows up all monsters on the field after 3 turns'
P: I assure you that if you touch a hair on one of my dragons, this bomb will self-destruct in your harpy's face!
M: Fine then, I won't attack. (draws a card)
P: Good girl. (Mai growls, as he draws a new card) I play.Catapult Turtle (1000/1000)in attack mode! Which I use Jigan as a way to break your trap card, and as rules state, Jigan gains 400 ATT points from it!
Jigan Bakugan(400 ATT, 0 DEF)
M: 'Geez, it's like he prepared in advance or something!
P: Now, I use Catapult Turtle to launch my Jigan directly at your Mirror Wall! (The robot beast moans as the Jigan goes on it, and launches it at the Mirror Wall with a bang! It collapses, causing Mai to panic again)
P: (LP 4000- 3600) So much for Mirror Wall.
M: And so much for your plan! Harpy's Lady, Rose Whip attack! (she lashes out, but this time, two of the Red Eyes deflect the whip using their heads)
P: Normally one Red Eye's would be helpless, but against a trio, two will shield one of their own. My turn. (draws a new card) Good, good, the last piece of the puzzle is now complete. Take flight my Red Eyes! For I now activate the magic Card, Polymerization!
M: Impossible!
P: Impossible in Duel Monsters maybe, but combined by 3 Toonami sacrifices, this is the result of ultimate annihilation! Behold! The Red Eyes Ultimate Dragon! (The dark clouds lift as a new creature is born, it's wings are now twice their length, it's body more heavy, it's claws sharper and lethal. But to top it all off is the three Red Eye's head's towering over everything)
(REUD ATT 4800, 3100 DEF)
P: Now, my ultimate destroyer, finish Harpy's Pet Dragon into the ground! Volcanic Comet! (All three heads open wide and release their respective fireballs, which combine into a comet-like cannonball, which explodes upon Harpy's pet Dragon, destroying it)
M: (LP 4000-2500) There's no denying it, you are truly a good duelist. You stopped me from raising my Pet Dragon any higher. Especially, (picks up a card on the top of the deck and reveals it) since I was just about to pick Elegant Egotist, which would have made my dragon gain 600 more attack points.
P: Thank you, you are just as talented. Your reputation precedes you.
M: Yes, but unfortunately, I must (puts her hand on her deck, defeated- like) forfeit.
P: You chose the right choice. Had you continued, all you would receive would be destruction of all your cards.
(Suddenly the two hear a crashing sound as the strange man falls off the balcony with the projector, and lays in a daze. The two ignore him completely)
M: (Fishing out a card in her graveyard) Here, I heard you duelists only accept rare magic or trap cards, so I guess I'll have to buy a new one to make up for it. (Rare Trap Card: Mirror Wall)
P: Thank you. (takes it, and walks away, the enchanting tone of Mexican music follows)
M: What a strange guy, and yet, what a hunk!!! (Goes gaa-gaa for a half- hour)
****End Battle***
Battleship, above Domino City
"Ah, it's so good to be bad, don't you think so, Duke?" Pegasus said, spinning around in Kaiba's chair. Duke didn't answer, seeing as he was creating the ultimate dice tower. Pegasus stopped spinning and grumbled, as Duke finished the left wing by adding two thick dice for the tower. Amazingly, it didn't fall over.
"Done! What do you think, Pegasus? Class A workmanship or what?" Duke asked, and Pegasus rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"I think your dice-playing is going to your head, Dukey-boy, but it does remind me of the trips at the Sears Tower that I went with my father to. Anyways, have you learned anything from Globex yet, I am soooo bored of waiting." Pegasus said, as he picked up a tray of darts on the desk.
"Not yet, but I think he went into the conference room downstairs. Something about eliminators." Duke said, Pegasus snorted as he threw a dart at a crude picture of Yugi on the wall.
"Eliminators, ha! What good will that do if Yugi and Joey don't want to face us?" He threw another dart, hitting Yugi's eye.
"Beats me." Duke said, carefully taking down the tower piece by piece, "all I know is that about 2 dozen just arrived, and according to Kemo, they appeared severely hostile."
Pegasus signed, putting down the dart tray, "Well, if we can't fight them right now, we'll just have to take the ones they love dearly." He pressed a button, and a hologramic panel went up. Two images formed on the base, creating 3-D images of Tea Gardner and Serenity Wheeler.
Duke raised an eyebrow, "You mean kidnap? Isn't that illegal there? And how do these two fit in this?"
Pegasus smirked, as he turned off the hologram , "Of course, kidnap, all I have to do is make a few phone calls so my hands will be clean. Besides, according to sources, Yugi has a big crush on Gardner, and I heard Joey- boy's sister is blind. By doing that, those two will have to come to us."
"You're crazy, you realize that. And yet your plan is as brilliant as your dueling skillz." Duke said, buttering up his mentor. Pegasus grinned as he walked over to the payphone and typed in the numbers.
"Hello, is this the headquarters of Zatoichi Matsugo, head of the Yazuka Crime Ring?...I received this number from your boss..My name? Maximillion Pegasus, or the Legendary Pegasus J. Crawford..Good to hear your voice again, my old friend...Yes, yes, 3 million is in the checking account as promised...I have a job for you...Indeed, they should be helpless in their present state..How helpless? One's blind and the other's a dancer, you do the math..Thank you, gomen nasai." Pegasus put the phone down, closing the connection, with a smile on his face, "Score."
Domino Park
'If there's anything I hate, it's incompetent Rare Hunters. They were supposed to keep in contact with me at all times, but with that pollen incident, people seem to still drift off to sleep as an after-effect.' Marik thought, moving the body of a overly gross mime that was filled with piercings all over it's body. "Still, I must seek out little Yugi's Puzzle, no matter how fierce these 'Toonami Duelists' are. Now, if I was a pathetic duelist with a rare God Card, where would I be?"
BOOOOM! RAT-TAT-ATA-TAT! The sudden sound of explosions and gunfire was music to Mariks ears, as several trees ignited from the result of a missed attack. Marik walked over, scanning the area for the source.
"Why did you attack me, you fool? That might have killed me!" yelled a teen dressed in all black. He had a mask on that had a resemblance of a cat. There was another teen, who merely smirked at the guys anger.
"It was merely to get your attention. Don't worry your pretty little face over it,.Black Panther ." The teen said, tossing a small black bomb with a skull on it. He had a red jacket on, bell-bottom jeans, gray T-shirt and brown hiking boots. His blue hair could put even Tyson to shame, it was very wild and long, bishi-like.
"I see, you came to duel me, so why the sudden attack? We can always meet in a more open area to play cards." Black Panther said, edging back.
"My name is Fanboyimus Prime, and I came there on behalf of Super Hurricane, to battle you in a Author-ization One-on-one battle." Prime said, his eyes getting fierce, as his watch glowed orange. His bomb was transformed into red energy and went inside his watch.
"Authorization battles? Super Hurricane's there? What the heck?" Black Panther was taken back by this a bit. 'I wasn't expecting HIM to be there, after I just beat him a year ago. Now this guy is facing me on behalf of him, in a new type of battle simulation I haven't heard of.'
"Indeed." Prime's eyes flashed, "He has granted me a large sum of money and rare cards if I win against you, he has exceeded in the B-Ranks, you know."
"No kidding." Black Panther said, stalling for time, 'Let's see, the hotel that I made reservations for will cancel them if I don't get their by three PM, and this guy is ready to duel me. I might as well get this over with.' "I accept your challenge!"
"Then-owch! It's-oooh! Agreed!" The man in the referee costume fell down one of the burning trees, his rump was clearly on fire. "Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!" The two duelists sweatdropped as the funny man rolled back and forth on the dirt path to soak out the flames.
"Who's he?" Prime said, confused. The man, now not on fire, got up, and went between them.
"I am Mr. Referee, who was hired by Mr. Globex to ensure the rules are followed at all times! A authorization battle is a Non-tribute Card Match, which two players must be Toonami Duelists! Because of your status, you are given a 30 minute time limit, best wishes to both of you!"
"Dang." Prime mumbled, as he pulled out his watch and set it on "high". The middle glowed dark orange as his eyes lit up, the clouds became as dark as night. Already Marik was starting to worry about these sudden changes, as the floor began to tremble beneath him, small pebbles began rising all over and exploding.
'Not even the Pharaoh can accomplish this! They must have a very powerful Millennium Item in that watch of theirs. I must stay hidden to watch this battle." He said to himself as he went into the bushes, which seemed to sway with the mysterious energy.
"Is that all you got? I can definitely tell that you have some powerful attacks, but even they are no match against the ultimate defense!" The Black Panther said, moving his arms in front. The trees began to dance, their branches swayed in the wind. This was BP's version of the Mystical Jurai Power-Up, as the winds caused Marik to grasp the roots more stronger. His eyes glowed blue as his watch caused the wind to increase greatly, Marik could barely hold on!
"Activate Judge Capsule! Launched!" Mr. Referee yelled as he backed up a few miles and threw a Capsule Corp capsule all the way to them. With a FWWOOOOSH and fancy pink smoke, a real-life Judge capsule opened up, and began to sense the area. Marik closed his eyes, as his yami spirit flew back to his own, and the mime was sucked up in the cyclone of energy. No one knows where he landed, and they don't care either.
Back at Marik's private domain.
"Strange, what are these duelists? Are they not human?" Marik said, now physically at his ocean look-out. Seeing that the rare hunter was expendable, (Marik had not sent it with his Sky Dragon god card) it would be better for spies to check it out.
"Master Marik, are you alright?" A bald, chubby guy in Rare Hunter's clothes came up from behind. Marik snarled and turned, slapping the Hunter on his face with the rod. It left a nasty gash on the servants right cheek.
"You dare to interfere with my rod's connection?!?" The threat was pure and lethal, as the Hunter panicked for words. His rod instantly transformed into his favorite dagger, and gleamed.
"No my lord! You looked like you were in pain!" He said, stammering, as he felt his throat tightening by the Rod's power.
"Well now you know I am not! Get out of my face!!!" Marik yelled as he mind controlled the servant to throw himself off the balcony into the shark- infested waters two stories below. 'Idiot.'
Back at the battle, the Judge enacted a powerful bubble shield made of energy that covered the entire arena. Black Panther's and Prime's drilled daggers at each other, as the Judge began to swing it's arms back. "Battle mode 1028: Toonami Duelist Author-ation battle. Duelists have unshed pure forms for raw Author Power. Warning, all people within the bubble may become annihilated! Duel set, ready, FIGHT!!!" The sound of a bell was heard, and the two launched their dueling emitters.
(*******Duelist Database*****) Fanboybious Prime Weapon: Power Bomb, Mega Bomb ATT Power 1750-DEF 1450 Deck:Mech/Misc # of cards: 45 Speciality: Camouflage Class: B (Official Asian Tournament-2nd Place) Black Panther Weapon: Cabbit Shield/Energy sword ATT Power: 1650 (at the moment)- DEF 2800 Deck:Magic/Fighter # of cards:45 Speciality: Gem Barrage Class: A (Sakuramatsurikai Tournament-1st Place)
P: Fanboybious Prime B:Black Panther
P: I go first, and start off with Rattrap, in attack mode!
(Rattrap ATT 1500, DEF 1700)
B: Hmm, I'll then put this card face down on the field, as well as this card. (Both cards appear on the field.)
P: 'A trap? Maybe, but I don't know all of the legend's tactics.' I place this card face down and send my Rattrap to attack your face-down monster! (Ratrap lunges, but explodes as the face down card reveals it's self to be Ryoko, which impaled the dirty rat) (Ryoko:Tenchi Universe ATT 1600 DEF 1200 ) P: Arrgh. (LP 4000- 3900)
B:Looks like I just drew first blood. Since you have no traps or monsters on the field, I can directly attack your life points! Ryoko, Gem Cannon! (Ryoko flares up as her gems glow, and opens her palm to reveal a rapidly glowing energy ball. She then brings it back for a pitch and lets it fly. It hit's Prime, exploding on impact)
P: LP 3900-2300 (Looking crispy) Ouch. My turn. I place Rhinox in defense mode and put this card face down. (Rhinox-1500 att 2400 def)
B: I'm afraid you can't. Activate Trap Card, Stop Defense! (Rhinox stands up ready to fight) And since it has weak attack points, I can destroy it! Attack, Ryoko!
P: Not this time, as I activate the rare trap card Kunai With Chain! Which not only boosts att by 500, but paralyzes your weak card!(Rhinox throws the chain and captures Ryoko. He then runs in charging destroying her.)
B: (LP 4000- 3600 ) Hmm.(draws a card) I play a monster in defense mode, and add a face-down card as well.
P: Now who's hiding? Attack, Rhinox! (Rhinox charges, but stops as he hears a bunch of gobbledygook coming from the card)
Face Down Card: Blah, blah, blah, friendship, blah, blah,justice,blah,etc!
P: Darn it, why is my monster not attacking?
B: That's because your monster was about to hit a magical girl. All duelists realize that they focus before launching an attack, and therefore their monsters will stop to listen. (reveals the face down card to be Magical Girl Pretty Sammy)
MGPS ATT 1900 DEF 2300
P:I'll still squash it! Rhinox, attack! (Rhinox runs forward, but explodes in mid run)
B: My personal favorite, Trap Door, which sends your guy to the bottom of the Void! (Rhinox falls though a large black hole that appears to suck him in.)
P: Drat!
B: (draws a card) Oh, I just picked a rare card. (Prime sneers) I summon, the Blue Eyes White Dragon! (The field erupts as the Blue Eyes roars and lands, flapping it's wings.)
(BEWD 3000 ATT 2500 DEF)
P: (draws a card and takes three out) I match your Blue Eyes with Transmetal Megatron! And I put 2 cards face down as well.
(Transmetal Megatron 3000 att 2100 def)
B: (Draws a card) Well played, I place a card in defense mode and put two cards down.
P:(realizes his plan can be done) You fool! I shall now activate a rare magic card, Brain Control, which takes over one of your monsters for one turn. (The brain stretches out it's nightmarish limbs to capture the Blue Eyes and put it under his control)
B: And?
P: You're quite the snappy one aren't you? I'll then activate a element card known as Metal Fusion! Prepare yourself for an onslaughter! ( Lightning fills the dome as the two creatures seem to do the Fusion Dance, in which both duelists sweatdrop at) Okkkaay. (Finally, the two connect in a flash of burning light, turning into Megatron's Transmetal Dragon Mode)
(MTDM ATT 4500 DEF 3000)
B: Well then, I might as well play this card Swords of Revealing Light! (The swords impale Megatron all over his body, freezing him in place.) He'll stay that way for 3 turns.
P: (draws a card) Might as well restock.
B: Now, (draws a card) I summon Tenchi in Attack Mode!
(Tenchi 1700 att 1200 def)
P:( Yawns and draws another card)
B: (draws a new card and plays it) Sasami, go!
(Sasami 600 att 700 def)
P: 'He's drawing newer cards then what my master has told me about. I don't know the reason, but at least I have a runt to do damage on.' (draws a card)
B: 'My last turn, this is it. It's all up to the cards.' (Draws, a smile forms) Jackpot, I won.
P: HUH?
B: That's what happens when people don't take me seriously. For now I activate the Ritual Card, Juraian Hertiage! (Tenchi, MGPS, and Sasami glow and rise in the air.) It's a special sacifice card that requires three Juraians, in order to summon my Toonami God Card!
P: Impossible! Such a card does not exist!
B: (Grinning as he wags his finger disappovingly) Na, ah. They do exist. It's said that 7 exist all together, but are located in S-Class card packets. I won and got the card, but chose to wait until my opponent drew a strong card! Behold, the most powerful ship in the Univverse, controlled by the core of the Juraian Goddess Tsunami! (A ring of blue fire envelops the to duelists, as traditional action music starts up. The flames rise and cover the three into a ball of blue light that shoots up into the sky. In a few seconds, a shimmering white light bursts through the storm clouds, as the many Light Hawk Wings materialize above the force field. Prime's face pales greatly, awhile Megatron scoffs)
(Tsunami;Ship Mode ATT X000 DEF X000)
P: 'Thankfully, ritual cards require one turn, better call forth the ultimate defense' I place Voltorb in defense mode, and use the magic card Multiply to shield my life points! (Voltorb 400 att 800 def) (They spread out all over, dozens of them ready to detonate if needed)
B: I hope that's not your final choice.
P: What do you mean? You can't penerate this attack!
B: Actually, you forgot a certain trap. (flips the card he played down earlier to reveal.) I play Dispell! Which cancels out your magic card, allowing my Tsunami to knock you flat! Her Jurai Siphon Cannon is one of the most powerful 1 hit KO attacks in Toonami Duel! Now, fire!
(The giant ship raises all it's wings up as it's cannons go forward and open up. Slowly but surely, the energy is collected from all the non-burnt trees in the area and gathers into a white ball of energy. The wings then snap forward, pitching the ball at Megatron, whose face is unreadable as it explodes on contact.)
P: (LP 2300- 0:TKO (faints))
Judge: Battle over! Battle over! The winner is, the Black Panther!
*************End Duel***********
"Well, might as well help myself to your Megatron and two of their locator cards." Panther said, as he walked over to the dazed duelist who wanted to fight him. The trees were still burning, and some were bent back from the sudden explosion as he observed. Mr. Referee casually walked over to the Judge and pushed a button on it, turning it into a capsule again, and pocketed it, going on his merry way.
"Behind you!" yelled out a frantic voice in the forest as he stooped down to gather the cards on the ground. BAM! A yellow bullet shot out of the woods, narrowly missing Panther's head by a few feet, and a cry was heard from behind.
"Huh?" Panther wondered, turning around to see one of the most disgusting creatures in his life. It was gruesome, it had wires in it's eye sockets. It's head was metallic-like, only it looked more wolf than human. It's body was made of rotting blue-green flesh, and it's legs were metallic, with cat-like claws on it's feet. But it was the arm that freaked Panther out, as it looked like this creature, whatever it was, was about to take his life. It had a long extension of wires attached and such, and it had a long machete surgically implanted in it's hand. The gold bullet seemed to be in the chest area, but there was no holes dug in anywhere in the body. However, now was not the time for questions, it was time for answers, as he turned towards where the shot was. "Hey, who ever shot that, reveal yourself!"
"Ha, ha, ha, so the mighty Joe Mello is peeved." A slender tone said, as approaching footsteps came out of the forest. Panther readied himself, for this person sounded familiar. "Very well, Invisible Mode, power down." Several rings of golden data encircled the unseen person, as a form took hold and turned the person visible again. Panther's eyes widened.
It was a teenager, tall and lanky. He appeared 18 but didn't seem like it as he appeared amateurish. His icy green eyes scanned the area, which were covered by high density grey glasses, and his brown hair was kept short and straight, like a military cut. He had a strange outfit on, like a mix between a speedo and a jumpsuit, only it was crafted out of pure silver.He carried a gun belt on his pants, with two holsters on each side. Of course, one on each was holding his deck, but the other two were his hunting/stun blasters. Three blue and red lines slashed from left hip to right shoulder, and he wore finely crafted black leather boots. Once called the Lone Marksman of the Mid-West, he is better known as.
"Super Hurricane! I could have sworn I sensed your battle aura during the match!" Panther said, walking over. SH smiled, and then disappeared. "Huh? Ooof!" That was the sound of a sudden sneaky roundhouse kick to Panther's back, as he wasn't aware what just happened. SH disappeared and reappeared in front of him, and smirked.
"You've grown sneaky behind my back, Mello. I would never had found out who you were until your tournament semi-finals against that girl. Only a few know the combo for the Ultimate Dragon Soldier, and I was one of them who witnessed the destruction." SH said, pulling out a card from his deck. "I remember that battle as if it was yesterday, it was the American Finals, and I was playing my second most powerful deck, Neutral Zone. All I had to do was finish you with one mighty blast, but you activated a trap card you never placed down which deflected it back at my beast. Finally, you wasted me with the most powerful card I had ever faced till now in front of everyone! Ever since, I've been holding a major grudge, and now I have seen your trump card in action."
"You know perfectly well that card was in play, SH!" Panther said, since the kick barely hurt him, "You just wanted to get the prize money!"
"Yeah, what was it for again? Oh yeah, I was going to donate it to the AIDS foundation!" SH accused, angry as heck, his glasses flashed dark green, "Do you have any idea what the disease rate is up there? Are you even aware what's happening right now? It's a mixed attack between war hawks and peace doves, and the time for justice is now!" Lightning flashed all over, and the the ground began to freeze over, the branches snapped in two all over the place, some maimed a power line that caused dozens of homes to black out.
"I'm not interested, SH, and I'm certainly not battling you in your in this type of rage." Black Panther snorted as he turned his back on SH and started walking towards his hotel.
"Well then, I might as well give you my calling card, we can talk turkey over the phone lines." SH said, calming the storms down as well as his temper, and grinned at the retreating rival. He pitched the card above Panther's head, in which the duelist calmly caught, and walked off into the trees. "Nice guy, glad I forgot to tell him where this eliminator came from." He drew a gun from the holster, only it was blue colored and was double barreled. Yet it was similar to Gene Starwind's, in a way.
"O.O;;" The eliminator woke up from the attack to face a very wide gun barrel in it's face. SH smiled, as he pulled the trigger, "Bang goes the undead." Dozens of birds took flight from the sudden explosion.
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SH: Hello there! I bet you're all wondering why I wasted that Eliminator.
Audience:( put to sleep by the story)
SH:( Fuming) Stay calm, stay calm.
Drode: Basically, that guy was a android with a evil authors mind inside who wanted to cut Joe's dueling hand off. SH decided that would be cruel so he saved Joe from total destruction. After all, it was just a lowly Prey- type android, Joe will need all his skills just to fight the more smarter Hunter Droids who will fight him in a duel.
SH: DRODE! I was going to say that!
Drode: Well?
SH: Well what?
Drode: Who's going to win?
SH: I'm not sure yet, but I definitely am seeing the opening for someone.
Drode: So in other words, you'll be testing the other authors on strategy and their decks.
SH: Yep. All they need to do is transfer their deck and special stuff concerning their status as authors at my e-mail. Remember, there's 5 slots open for TD God Cards, and I would appreciate it if you guys could help.
Drode:( raises a non-existant eyebrow) Five?
SH: (nods) Why not? Odds are 500 to 1 against him.
Drode: I loathe you.
SH: (Misunderstanding) Trust me, I don't swing that way.
Drode: Baka. (Gets nailed by a hammer.) SH: Oh, and any authors out there, I want your full deck, your combo strategies, what you look like (sorry if I goofed you Joe), magic cards, trap cards, element cards, etc. You won't die, you'll just lose badly if the polls show the percentage of winning. See ya! (teleports)
Next on Toonami Dual: (A neko-Joey goes over to a large round bell and rings it, meowing happily. Dozens of fangirls cry out and cuddle him, who purrs happily)
-Joey prepares himself for a Toonami Duel like Yugi did, but is his L33t skillz good enough to defeat the 2-on-1 combo of the enigmatic ShadowCell2?
-As another God Card appears in the hands of a young girl, Marik suits up to collect it, but how does one capture a ghost?
- Kaiba, of course, breaks out all the stops when escaping, but will their efforts be enough when facing down Pegasus's L33T propaganda Bunny troops?