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Xander: May I guess what you were doing back there? Cause I can
think of a few things.
Giles: For once, I have to agree with Xander. Would you care to tell
us why you look like that, or should we guess?
Angel: *looking desperately at Buffy* Honey?
Willow: I knew it! That honey has been in the fridge far too long,
it was only a matter of time before it would come to life...Or.Oh
wait..
Buffy: Well, guess all you want. Only Angel and me know what
happened and we don't wanna share.
Angel: Is that such a good idea? Because they will find out sooner
or later.
Buffy: And how is that? The only way for them to know is when our
meeting was videotaped. And that didn't happen, did it?
Angel: Ehhm...y..no. No ofcourse not!
Buffy: What was that?
Angel: What was what?
Buffy: You hesitated. Angel.Did you videotape what we did in the
kitchen?
Angel: *nodding silently*
Xander: Kinky! Can I borrow that tape sometime?
Buffy: NO! Angel how could you do that?
Angel: It's because I'm sick Buffy. I'm sick in my head and then I
videotape things. Is that a crime?
Xander: Only in some states,.But you weren't talking to me so I'll
just go to the bathroom..
Willow: Ooh! Can I come?..Wait..That didn't come out right..But
because of the tension and all..Can I?
Xander: Yes, you can come with me into the bathroom. You know,
because of the tension in this room..
Willow: Cool!
Xander and Willow strode of to the bathroom.
Giles: Well. That was awkward.Ow, Buffy, you didn't bring any
teabags. I'll look for them in the kitchen..Yes..That seems to be
the right thing to do..
Giles left the room, to look for teabags in the kitchen.
Buffy: How could you Angel? No, really! Don't give me that 'I am
sick' crap.
Angel: Well.Spike told me to.
Buffy: Spike? I thought Spike wasn't your master anymore Angel. You
said to me you were done doing jobs for him! Are you still working
for that slime?
Angel: Afraid so, but I love you Buffy. You're nothing like the
other girl I recorded the other day and...Oh damn..
Buffy: What! You did with another girl what you just did with me? Do
you know how disgusting that sounds? Now I feel all dirty and I need
to take a shower, but Xander and Willow are in the bathroom doing
who-knows-what.
Xander: *from the bathroom* We're..Ouch!..We're talking!
Buffy: Anyway, what does Spike want with those tapes?
Angel: Spike's a lonely vampire Buff. He needs female companionship,
but he can't get any, because of his chip..So he tells me to make
tapes..I don't know what he does with them.
Buffy: Well I've got a pretty good idea, and it's sick!
Angel: That's what I said, but you didn't believe me!
Buffy: You're missing the point here sweety, it's sick in a
disgusting way, not in a mental way.
Angel: Did you just call me sweety?
Buffy: No! I'm still mad at you.
Angel: Oh, then I must have heard it wrong.
Buffy: Probably you did.
Angel: Will you excuse me, 'cause Spike's expecting me to bring the
tapes in half an hour, and I can't be late.
Buffy: Did you even hear a thing I said just now? My whole point was
that you shouldn't give that tape to Spike!
Angel: Then why didn't you tell me?
Buffy: I tried, but you're too dumb to understand!
Angel: Am not!
Buffy: Kiss me!
Angel: *muffled by Buffy's mouth* Kay!
Giles: *walking into the room* I found the teabags!
Buffy: That's *kiss* nice *kiss* Giles *very long kiss*
Giles: I see you've put yourself down on my spot on the couch. Could
you two move over a little so I can sit down? What are you doing
anyway?
Buffy: *stops kissing and gets up* This my dear Giles is called
kissing. Something you won't be able to do with your books. You can
however look it up in them.
Giles: Right. Well, enough said. You've made your point.
Angel: What should I do with the tape then?
Buffy: Whatever you do, don't give it to Spike.
Angel: We could watch it now if you'd like.
Buffy: No! *looks at Giles* not now, we have guests.
Giles: Oh, don't mind me. I don't care what you do. My job is purely
set on training and observing. I don't care for your romantic
issues, I would rather enjoy watching your video though.
Angel: You can borrow it sometime.
Giles: That would be nice...eh..For watcher-purposes only ofcourse.
Angel: Alright the.
Buffy: HEY! No borrowing the video! Borrowing is out of the
question.The video will disappear into my own, private collection.
Angel: And what will you do with it? Huh?
Buffy: Well, I will.I will put it in my closet, and then never watch
it.
Angel: So why can't I keep it. I will at least watch it. I didn't
make the video to be kept in a closet for all eternity.
Buffy: You should have thought of that before you made it!
Angel: I did! But..not quite good enough I guess.
Buffy: Too bad for you.
Angel: Yes, but..Aha! I will probably live much longer than you
will, so I can take the video from your closet once you're dead! So
there! *begins a little dance* I outsmarted Buffy..I outsmarted
Buffy..I outsmart..Uh-oh..
Buffy: *raising the stake she had brought in earlier* One more word
and I will outLIVE you pal.
Angel: Hmpf.
Giles: Calm now Buffy. Your arm's too high and your feet are too
close to eachother. If you would have listened to what I said
yesterday, you would be much better today.
Buffy: I'm the one with the weapon here! Don't patronize me or you
will be outlived!
Giles: I can hardly believe you would attack me, even if you could.
Buffy: But I can!
Giles: No you can't. Try it if you'd like.
Buffy: I don't want to.
Giles: Then put down the stake and fetch me some sugar for my tea.
Buffy: *curling her lip* okay.
Buffy sauntered to the kitchen, leaving Giles and Angel alone.
Giles: So..
Angel: So..
Giles: Angel, you're a vampire right?
Angel: Yes, I am.
Giles: So tell me, why has Buffy not yet killed you?
Angel: She can't resist my boy-ish charm. I mean, look at me.
*turning around once to show his body* She's got the hots for me.
Giles: Ah, well, I'll have to do something about that later..What
are Xander and Willow up to?
Willow: *from the bathroom* Still talking!.Wow! That's big!.Wait.
Did I just think out loud?..
Buffy entered the room again with sugar for Giles' coffee.
Giles: Hey, I'm an Englishman I drink tea!
Buffy entered the room again with sugar for Giles' tea. She also brought cookies and some toast and eggs. The potatoes were still in the oven and there wasn't any bacon in the kitchen. The Big Ben boinged three times.
Giles: You don't have to overdo it you know. Just sugar for my tea is enough.
Buffy: Thank you Giles. I couldn't have carried that all by myself.
Angel: Hmpf?
Buffy: What?
Angel: *pointing at his mouth* HMPF?
Buffy: Oh, yes speak already. Geesh..
Angel: Thank you. I meant 'I could have helped you'.
Buffy: You've helped me enough tonight.
Angel: *With a big smile on his face* Yes I have, haven't I?
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Xander: May I guess what you were doing back there? Cause I can
think of a few things.
Giles: For once, I have to agree with Xander. Would you care to tell
us why you look like that, or should we guess?
Angel: *looking desperately at Buffy* Honey?
Willow: I knew it! That honey has been in the fridge far too long,
it was only a matter of time before it would come to life...Or.Oh
wait..
Buffy: Well, guess all you want. Only Angel and me know what
happened and we don't wanna share.
Angel: Is that such a good idea? Because they will find out sooner
or later.
Buffy: And how is that? The only way for them to know is when our
meeting was videotaped. And that didn't happen, did it?
Angel: Ehhm...y..no. No ofcourse not!
Buffy: What was that?
Angel: What was what?
Buffy: You hesitated. Angel.Did you videotape what we did in the
kitchen?
Angel: *nodding silently*
Xander: Kinky! Can I borrow that tape sometime?
Buffy: NO! Angel how could you do that?
Angel: It's because I'm sick Buffy. I'm sick in my head and then I
videotape things. Is that a crime?
Xander: Only in some states,.But you weren't talking to me so I'll
just go to the bathroom..
Willow: Ooh! Can I come?..Wait..That didn't come out right..But
because of the tension and all..Can I?
Xander: Yes, you can come with me into the bathroom. You know,
because of the tension in this room..
Willow: Cool!
Xander and Willow strode of to the bathroom.
Giles: Well. That was awkward.Ow, Buffy, you didn't bring any
teabags. I'll look for them in the kitchen..Yes..That seems to be
the right thing to do..
Giles left the room, to look for teabags in the kitchen.
Buffy: How could you Angel? No, really! Don't give me that 'I am
sick' crap.
Angel: Well.Spike told me to.
Buffy: Spike? I thought Spike wasn't your master anymore Angel. You
said to me you were done doing jobs for him! Are you still working
for that slime?
Angel: Afraid so, but I love you Buffy. You're nothing like the
other girl I recorded the other day and...Oh damn..
Buffy: What! You did with another girl what you just did with me? Do
you know how disgusting that sounds? Now I feel all dirty and I need
to take a shower, but Xander and Willow are in the bathroom doing
who-knows-what.
Xander: *from the bathroom* We're..Ouch!..We're talking!
Buffy: Anyway, what does Spike want with those tapes?
Angel: Spike's a lonely vampire Buff. He needs female companionship,
but he can't get any, because of his chip..So he tells me to make
tapes..I don't know what he does with them.
Buffy: Well I've got a pretty good idea, and it's sick!
Angel: That's what I said, but you didn't believe me!
Buffy: You're missing the point here sweety, it's sick in a
disgusting way, not in a mental way.
Angel: Did you just call me sweety?
Buffy: No! I'm still mad at you.
Angel: Oh, then I must have heard it wrong.
Buffy: Probably you did.
Angel: Will you excuse me, 'cause Spike's expecting me to bring the
tapes in half an hour, and I can't be late.
Buffy: Did you even hear a thing I said just now? My whole point was
that you shouldn't give that tape to Spike!
Angel: Then why didn't you tell me?
Buffy: I tried, but you're too dumb to understand!
Angel: Am not!
Buffy: Kiss me!
Angel: *muffled by Buffy's mouth* Kay!
Giles: *walking into the room* I found the teabags!
Buffy: That's *kiss* nice *kiss* Giles *very long kiss*
Giles: I see you've put yourself down on my spot on the couch. Could
you two move over a little so I can sit down? What are you doing
anyway?
Buffy: *stops kissing and gets up* This my dear Giles is called
kissing. Something you won't be able to do with your books. You can
however look it up in them.
Giles: Right. Well, enough said. You've made your point.
Angel: What should I do with the tape then?
Buffy: Whatever you do, don't give it to Spike.
Angel: We could watch it now if you'd like.
Buffy: No! *looks at Giles* not now, we have guests.
Giles: Oh, don't mind me. I don't care what you do. My job is purely
set on training and observing. I don't care for your romantic
issues, I would rather enjoy watching your video though.
Angel: You can borrow it sometime.
Giles: That would be nice...eh..For watcher-purposes only ofcourse.
Angel: Alright the.
Buffy: HEY! No borrowing the video! Borrowing is out of the
question.The video will disappear into my own, private collection.
Angel: And what will you do with it? Huh?
Buffy: Well, I will.I will put it in my closet, and then never watch
it.
Angel: So why can't I keep it. I will at least watch it. I didn't
make the video to be kept in a closet for all eternity.
Buffy: You should have thought of that before you made it!
Angel: I did! But..not quite good enough I guess.
Buffy: Too bad for you.
Angel: Yes, but..Aha! I will probably live much longer than you
will, so I can take the video from your closet once you're dead! So
there! *begins a little dance* I outsmarted Buffy..I outsmarted
Buffy..I outsmart..Uh-oh..
Buffy: *raising the stake she had brought in earlier* One more word
and I will outLIVE you pal.
Angel: Hmpf.
Giles: Calm now Buffy. Your arm's too high and your feet are too
close to eachother. If you would have listened to what I said
yesterday, you would be much better today.
Buffy: I'm the one with the weapon here! Don't patronize me or you
will be outlived!
Giles: I can hardly believe you would attack me, even if you could.
Buffy: But I can!
Giles: No you can't. Try it if you'd like.
Buffy: I don't want to.
Giles: Then put down the stake and fetch me some sugar for my tea.
Buffy: *curling her lip* okay.
Buffy sauntered to the kitchen, leaving Giles and Angel alone.
Giles: So..
Angel: So..
Giles: Angel, you're a vampire right?
Angel: Yes, I am.
Giles: So tell me, why has Buffy not yet killed you?
Angel: She can't resist my boy-ish charm. I mean, look at me.
*turning around once to show his body* She's got the hots for me.
Giles: Ah, well, I'll have to do something about that later..What
are Xander and Willow up to?
Willow: *from the bathroom* Still talking!.Wow! That's big!.Wait.
Did I just think out loud?..
Buffy entered the room again with sugar for Giles' coffee.
Giles: Hey, I'm an Englishman I drink tea!
Buffy entered the room again with sugar for Giles' tea. She also brought cookies and some toast and eggs. The potatoes were still in the oven and there wasn't any bacon in the kitchen. The Big Ben boinged three times.
Giles: You don't have to overdo it you know. Just sugar for my tea is enough.
Buffy: Thank you Giles. I couldn't have carried that all by myself.
Angel: Hmpf?
Buffy: What?
Angel: *pointing at his mouth* HMPF?
Buffy: Oh, yes speak already. Geesh..
Angel: Thank you. I meant 'I could have helped you'.
Buffy: You've helped me enough tonight.
Angel: *With a big smile on his face* Yes I have, haven't I?