SH: (drowns in a pile of homework) Aaaauuugh!
Drode: (pops in, smirks) Come on already! Did you get it finished?
SH: (groans as he points to the monitor)
Drode: Great! It's about time you did something useful. (pushes the submit button)
SH: Oh, and tell the folks at home I don't own Alan Capallo. He's one of Descendant of the Dragon's creations, from Survivor 3 and 4, in which I had consent from DotD to annihilate him. , and that the authors own themselves. I own myself and all the new element cards I design. Also, Yu-Gi-Oh is property of Toei. And if anyone who can tell me who Rebecca Hawkin's name is in the non-dub, as well as her Japanese Voice actress, it would be greatly needed. (goes off to find research for the murder game as well as the coded word "CGABE" formed from AZILE's simple code)
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"This looks like the place." A mysterious voice said, as the light sound of footsteps fell upon the duel arena of Kaiba Craft 3. The figure was at the moment shadowed for some reason, but was very swift as he dodged a pair of guards passing by. The figure grinned, as they walked back into the room, and produced a black sword of unknown origin. Slik! He shoved the sharp point of it into the ground, cutting the thick metal as if it was paper. The blade shone brightly as the floor melted from it's dark magic, and the figure fell through without a scream.
"Three-point landing as always." The figure said as time slowed down, allowing him to drop gracefully on his feet. Then the big lights flashed on all sides on him, partly cutting down on sight. Whiiiirrr! Clank! Whiiiiiirrrr! Clank! Five Globex Drones appeared, sent in through the floor, fully armed.
"Ah, the first author, and through one of my entrances too." The sound of Duke Devlin said over the loudspeaker, as the drones walked towards the figure. The figure smiled as the sluglish drones gathered energy in their palms. "This is your exam in order to fight Pegasus. You have 6 rooms to go through in order to fight the Card Axis, each much harder than the rest. What is your name?"
"Funny you should mention names," The figure chuckled as he brought his sword up to bear. The room lit up, and the figure was uncloaked. He was probably 10 years at the most, but had very distinct adult features. His ears were Vulcan-like, his eyes blood-red, and his hair a messy blonde. He was dressed in a archer's green suit, carrying a pack of different shields and weaponry. His sword was black, and was half the size of him, his shield had a odd snake design on it. "I am the one known as Lost-Link of the Five Hades Mutants. I have heard of your pathetic tournament, and soon the others will be joining me." He opened his hand, and a bomb appeared instantly. "Allow me to show you what a Mutant Author is capable of! Bomb Masquerade!" He threw the bomb high into the air, and in a flash, became hundreds of small bombs.
"I'm also combining it with Swift Rang!" He yelled as twin red-colored boomerangs appeared, and he tossed them at the drones. In just a few seconds, the rang went right through the drones thick metal, and then the bombs hit home with the impact of a Rocket Fuel explosion. KA-BOOOOM! They exploded all over, turning the drones into scrap metal.
"Nice try, but this is only round one. To get to the next room, you must go through 3 rounds." Duke said, slightly impressed, but still going to make it hard on the Elvin boy. "And there's plenty of rules to go with it, but I'll explain as you progress." WHIRRRR! The floor in front opened and five new Droids appeared, this time with laser-sabers.
"Bring-It-On." Lost-Link said, as he drew out his sword, ready to fight to the death.
Opening Song
Itsumade mo wasurenai Takusan no mono moratta ne Sora no iro utsushite hikaru aoi houseki ya
(The opening scene appears to be a happy meadow with dozens of authors, but after a few seconds, the sky becomes dark and flashes lightning)
koi no tachi hane mawaru hiroi ni wa ja nai motto motto daijina mono wo
(A pair of red eyes opens in the darkness as it launches a barrage of bolts, zapping several in their tracks. Two giant black hands reach down and snare some of the authors, silencing them permanently. However, a single card is launched and hit's one of the eyes, angering the beast. The person who threw it is none other than NocturneD, who holds his sword high for a battle to the death.)
Kinou kara kyou he Kyou kara asu he to Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo
(A shot of thousands of centipede-like creatures in combat with different authors. However, 6 streams of light shoot down from above and crash, revealing 6 very powerful cards that glow and transform. Six Authors are by each one, their faces are unseen because of their helmets.)
Yuuyake no sakamichi de Kataguruma shite moratta ne Warui koto shikarezu ni tada Kanashii me wo shita
(The authors point at the army, and the monsters glow as their respective energies combine into a giant energy ball and fires, killing every person in it's path. That over, the monsters glow purple and disappear, never to be unlocked again after the destruction they've caused.)
Tooi hibi utsusu kamera Dare no kokoro ni mo Kitto kitto aru hazu dakara
(Screenshot of the present, with Yugi and the others laughing. A battle in the sky between two legendary birds that rain down fire and ice on the ground. Civilians fleeing, with others staring at each other in defiantance. A dozen bombs destroying a building, with Marik staring in disbelief.)
mi toji meguru Arubamu no kazu dake Boku-tachi wa otona ni naru yo
(Shot of the different present day authors, with their weapons at the ready. NocturneD is in the front, although he isn't related to THE NocturneD, and flashes a smile. However, Ultima Trev comes up from behind and gives him a knuckle noogie, in which both laugh and the others sweatdrop)
Tsunaideku kizuna Hitori kara futari ne Te to te wo kasane ai Ato kara kuru kimi ni Onaji mono wa dashitai kara
(Shot of Pegasus brutally defeating a duelist with a monster that looks similar to a Jigglypuff with fangs. Another shot is Duke encasing a reluctant bodyguard in a large dice cube for disobeying him. Finally, a shot of Globex, scratching his beard as he overlooks the city, his eyes glowing red.)
Kinou kara kyou he Kyou kara asu he to Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo
(Shot of all the authors raising their arms as their watches/chronoshifters glow. The clouds turn dark as large green tentacles begin to impale the Earth. Tea and Yugi are in each other's arms, as Yami looks on with interest. Bakura and the other Millennium holders look on as well)
Kinou kara kyou he Kyou kara asu he to Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo
(Finally, a vision of the sun setting as the authors, right now on the beach, are relaxing and enjoying themselves.)
(End Song)
Battle City Harbor
Unlike most of the city, the entire area was completely fogged over by Globex's influence. Or rather, the several dozen fog machines pumping out thick smog to layer the area. The small fishing boats and all forms of travel by sea were hastily evacuated and then annihilated by Drones. The people themselves were escorted and evicted from the premises till further notice.
"What could Globex be up to?" The voice of Phantom Mask wondered as the fog began to part for his presence, a young lady in white robes seemed to shove it aside, in order to see the shipyard below.
"WRRRROOOOOOOO!" A blowhorn bellowed as ships of some sort appeared to be coming from the north. They were gigantic from ground level, each wide enough to support five football fields and a hockey stadium, and still have room to boot. In fact, they looked like Aircraft Carriers, only without aircraft or personnel, and were red colored instead of black. Phantom Mask's eyes widened at the cargo on the ships. Toonami Cards, unpackaged, opened all over the decks, perhaps hundreds of thousands on each one. Rare cards, common cards, every type of Promo and Counterfeit card was on those ships, as well as thousands of Duel Disks from Toy's R Us. (where one can get easily on the net)
"Man, it's if Globex was preparing an invasion of sorts." Phantom Mask said to himself as he hovered over the ships and their precious cargo. "Still, you'd think he would've hired a guard or something."
TSSSSEEEW! A orange beam of light was fired from one of the ships and struck his back before he even countered. It didn't exactly hurt, just burned a little. His staff glowed white as the burn disappeared, and he sighed in relief. However, that didn't stop him from finding out the source.
"Show yourself!" Phantom Mask said, his eyes turning amber. His staff glowed as well, as boxes and planks fell up into the air, and exploded, raining rare cards all over. The person who fired the shot was partly halfway in the air, but it was the cards he held in his hand that peaked Phantom Mask's interest. "The super rare Neo-Queen Serenity!" He vanished in a flash.
"Huh?" The cloaked figure gaped as the masked duelist disappeared, then felt his hand breaking from a uncontrollable grip. "Aaaccck!" He dropped the card and an invisible force grabbed it, pulling it back into Phantom Mask's hands. The figure drew back and became one with the fog.
"One of the most powerful cards in Toonami Duel, and you just happened to be looting this place. I should kick your sorry can for even getting close to such a card. Show yourself, coward!" His staff glowed as gravity kicked in and dropped to the ground in perfect form. The figure growled, walking forward, as he took off his mask. Phantom Mask gasped. It was...
(A/N:I love pulling a Chris McFeely © who of course is not my property )
"Alan Capello?" Indeed, it was the infamous bonehead of the News Media, but for some reason he didn't look like himself for some reason. Of course, that reason is mostly because he was gray-skinned and had black eyes. Also, his clothes stunk as if they've never been washed for several months.
"Do I know you? Hmmph, doesn't matter, you're probably one of the authors who witnessed my awesome power during Survivor 4. Oh, that's right, I kicked their butts! Hahaha!" The madman laughed as he produced his duel disk, and put in his card deck.
"All I know is that you were supposed to be locked up forever in the Shadow Realm." Phnatom Mask said, his eyes flashing as his watch glowed red.
"Ah yes, shame I didn't see 'Globie' and that Kaiser fella there. Playing Duel Monsters against myself gets boring after a year or so, but thankfully I was released due to this man named Globex." Alan laughed as he looked at his cards, his battle aura a pale purple. The fog around them turned black and misty, as they seemed to be in the Shadow Realm.
'I'll have to remember to kill Globex AFTER I deal with him.' Phantom Mask thought as he prepared to activate the power of Motion to the Motionless to his deck. After all, there was a chance the carrier would sink and the holo- emitters would drown. His cards glowed white and he grinned with his eyes at the ugly jerk and a half.
"Unfortunately, I'm part dead, but at least it allows me to use my customized TD deck that Globex gave me as a Enforcer. Globex speaks highly of you, but you won't get far against me! I summon Buster Eagle!" A sphere of energy shot from his deck and struck the floor.A giant of a metal bird launches out of the floor, carrying an impressive arsenal of weapons and it's tin cannons. (Buster Eagle 1800/1300)
"If you're a enforcer, why not wager your locator cards?" Phantom Mask said, stalling for time as the cards continued to flash throughout his deck, nearly completing the ritual of Rebirth. After all, this was no mere Toonami Duel game, but a Cursed Battle; one he had to win or lose his soul.
"Ha! Ha! Funny, but apparently we have a partial standoff. You have my Neo- Queen Serenity, awhile I have Atomsk the Pirate King!" Alan said, showing off a gold card with a blank picture on it. Phantom Mask didn't appear to be bothered.
"I fail to see the standoff. Okay, Sailor Jupiter, go! Attack his Buster Eagle!" The card was placed on the disk, and instantly, a very realistic Sailor Jupiter appeared. Sensing trouble from the Buster Eagle, she seemed to chant her attack. (Sailor Jupiter 2000/1800)
"Hmmph! I play the trap card, Shadow Spell! It reduces your Sailor down 700 ATT!" The chains shot all over the place, entwining the warrior of lightning.
'He didn't even announce that card!' Phantom Mask thought as the chains binded her neck, weakening her chant.
"I'm a Enforcer, and we don't play by the rules! Buster Eagle,attack his Sailor Jupiter!" Alan shouted, as the winged demon shot down upon the warrior.
"(4000-3500) Aaugh! I play a card in defense mode and put two cards face down. Thread carefully, for you won't have the privilege to strike twice!" Phantom Mask said, taking the blunt of the gusts.
(Alan grinned evilly as he put another card down without announcing, and then put a monster in ATT mode. "I now play Berzerk Fury! (2100/1900) Attack his defense monster!" The iron dino-mite opened his big mouth and released three Charged Particle Beams.
"I don't think so! Activate Trap Card! Spirit Mirror! It reflects the attack right back at your Life Points!" A large ghost girl holding a mirror appeared and countered the attack. With that the beam reflected off the lady with the mirror and struck Alan dead-on (A/N: I love puns).
Alan snarled as he recovered, drawing a new card. "I play Fusion! It allows me to combine Berzerk Fury and Buster Eagle into Buster Berzerk Fury!" The two attach, and the Berzerk Fury powers up to max. (BBF: 2600/2200) "I could attack, but fusions need a turn to prepare. But I doubt anything in your deck can beat this."
"That's what you think! I play Jackie Chan, and use the Element Card 'Unity of the Talismans" to raise his DEF and ATT by 1000!" (Jackie Chan-1700/2100 -2700/3100) And I switch my card to ATT mode, Uncle!" (Uncle-1400/2500) "His effect increases Jackie's power 400 ATT!" (Jackie Chan-2700- 3100)"Attack!" Jackie rose up to the challenge and glowed with a supernatural light. Jackie then yelled out his trademark scream as he jumped at the giant beast, and with one swift ox-powered kick, annihilated it.
"Don't be so sure about that! Time Machine! It brings my Buster Berserk Fury from one turn ago!" The machine from Casper appeared and the demon dino rose from the pit of the scrapyard.
"I'm telling right now, cheating will get you nowhere." Phantom Mask accused diligently.
"Says you. I draw." With that he took a card and looked at it with a smug grin, "I play Graceful Charity, allowing me to discard two to get three new cards," He disposed of the weak hand and got three new ones. "Finally I play one card face-down and a Rev Raptor in defense mode."
'A trap no doubt.' "I place one card face down and summon a Red Eyes Black Dragon onto the field! Red Eyes, attack his Rev Raptor!" (Red Eyes 2400/2100) The beast rose into the air and prepared a Fireball.
Alan's eyes widened in excitement. "Activate Element Card! Ancient Vile! This card allows me to absorb your Red Eyes and my Buster Berserk Fury to summon the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! Say goodbye to whatever hope you have left!" The two creatures screamed as a new more powerful monster appeared before Phantom Mask. It screamed it's powerful battle cry.
"I doubt it, as I place two cards face down and activate my Element Card that I won from Chibi Chan, Dragon Hatchlings! It brings 2 Red Eyes onto the field and revives one of them from the graveyard also on the field for only 500 LP. Then I play the special Element Card, Toonami Magic! It fuses my 3 dragons and Chan into one ultimate force! Behold! The mystic champion, the Jackie Chan Dragon Warrior!" The field rumbled in flames as a massive Red Eyes Ultimate Dragon flew out of the floor and roared. Then Jackie flew up and landed on it's middle neck, clothed in the garb of the 8 immortals. (5700/4900)
"No! I have no cards nor a stronger monster to destroy that! I've failed you Mister Globex! But rest assured the Paraspies I've ordered will divide and conquer!" Alan wailed as he looked at the behemoth before him. Phantom Mask's eyes narrowed.
"Paraspies? I hope that wasn't what I thought I heard. Oh well, finish him off. Twelve Talisman Oblivion, now!" Jackie yelled at the top of his lungs as the three headed dragon grew pumped on magic, it's fireballs changed from red to blue. In a split second, the entire arena where Alan was stood silent, then became a smoking crater. Alan's LP fell like a rock, as two of the dragons and Jackie Chan fired a burst of combustion at his LP.
"Aaaaugh!" Alan fell over heels, worn out from the attacks. Phantom Mask's eyes grinned as he walked over and took his BEUD and three locator cards. Then stomped down hard on Alan's thumb, breaking it, then cracked the remainder of his playing hand. "What the heck are you doing? Finish me off!" Alan screamed like a sissy as Phantom Mask dislocated Alan's wrist.
"No, I'll take my time on you. You deserve a long painful death." Phantom Mask murmured as he broke Alan's hamstring, causing the guy to screech in pain. Alan's eyes looked on hatefully at his foe, as he crept his working arm back on his pocket.
SWISH! A laser knife struck out at our unaware hero, cutting the bandanna away from his face. It fell down to the floor softly as a feather. Alan's eyes grew to the size of saucers.
"Then again, I'll make it fast yet highly painful. That was uncalled for."
"Wait! It- " TSSSEEW! Alan's mouth fused together from the Heat Beam Eyes shot from Phantom Mask. Phantom Mask sighed in annoyance as he kicked away the weak blaster in Alan's hands.
"Pity it had to end up this way, Alan, but you wrecked my favorite bandanna. You shouldn't have picked a fight with me, but now I can finish you off. And this time, you wouldn't be coming back." He glared at he remnants of his Bandanna and took a new one out from his pants pocket. Alan fumbled backwards as Phantom Mask reapplied the new bandanna, and watched in terror as the clouds turned crimson. "You see, I'm about to pull a 7-pronged attack to see how much pain I can place before you die. You will be my first guinea pig. Activate Chronoshifter, now!" His watch went off like a siren, as a Tiger Talisman, a Twin Card, and a Mirror card came forth materializing in front of him. Alan groaned as now seven Phantom Masks appeared before him. Their staffs materialized and Clow Cards loomed overhead, circling their masters whims.
"Power!" One of them jumped up, covered in a pink aura, and slammed his staff into his leg, shattering the bone joints like glass.
"Arrow!" The second one said as he leapt up and straightened his aim at Alan, sending a barrage of arrows into his arms, pining him down. Blood dripped from the wounds, and he moaned painfully.
"Watery!" The third one said as a massive flood fell from the sky, hitting Alan with the force of a Airliner. Alan's chest fell, as if his ribs were broken.
"Firey!" The fourth yelled as a fireball shot forth and caused the second leg to burn, but not spread, inflicting his tissue in the most torturous of ways. Alan squirmed, unable to scream.
"Earth!" A massive boulder fell down, and crushed his you-know-what with good accuracy. Alan's eyes bulged as he could no longer feel between the legs.
"Freeze!" Alan was frozen solid, his expression stuck stupid.
"It wasn't nice knowing you." The real Phantom Mask said as he opened his palm to reveal the Dragon Talisman. Alan's eyes quivered in fear as the Talisman absorbed the rage apparent on Phantom Mask's face. Swish! A cloaked figure zoomed by and grabbed the card out of Alan's hands. TSSSSSSEEEEW! The power of combustion flashed Alan's pitiful life before his eyes, shattering his cocoons body in multiple places. What remained was just guts, pieces of bones, and lots of blood. The idiot formerly known as Alan was now a puddle of goo.
"Well, that's that." Phantom Mask said, kicking part of Alan's 'brain' into the water below, "I'll have to check out this God Card's special abilities first, then find out who took Atomsk. As for Alan, I'll send in a clean-up crew to get rid of the remnants." He floated upwards and disappeared into the fog, unaware of the hundreds of black skinned, slimy one-eyed worms crawling out of the boxes and hull.
Domino Sea World Stadium
The crowd roared in excitement as Mako had once again defied the Killer Whales lunge at his leg, and dived under the war, carrying nothing but his ugly boxers and a small fish. Two minutes went by as bubbles kept coming up to the surface, the crowd watched patiently. Then the number of bubbles popped up and the crowd gasped, worried that he was killed by the hungry Orca. Then it shot out of the water, causing a massive splash that covered the front seats completely, getting exceptional complains.
"Ta da!" Mako said as he leapt from the snout of the killer whale and jumped onto the platform. The audience cheered in amazement, hoping he would do something even more dangerous. Mako waved as he took out the fish basket, feeding the poorly abused mammal.
"Mako Tsunami of the Ocean Depths, I challenge you to a duel!" A loud piercing yell was heard over the crowds, silencing them. A whirlwind shot from the water as Super Hurricane seemed to split the waves by his powerful aura. Mako looked at the duelist with a gaping mouth. SH smirked as he put his deck on the disk.
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Name: Super Hurricane
ATT/DEF: 3050/0
Speciality: Zoids (War-type)
Rare Card: Ancient Deathsaur
Traps: Mysteriously Deadly
Deck: 45 Cards
Special Attack: Final Destination (A/M: BWAHAHAHAHA!)
Weapon: Twin 11-inch Guns with powerful shells
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M: I accept your challenge! Let's-
SH: (draws card) DUEL! (Black clouds hover around the arena, as red lightning bolts strike the metal bleachers, paralyzing some of the spectators. That is the cue for the crowd to leave in panic)
Crowd: (panics and runs away)
M: (draws card) Odd weather we're having. I'll start off by placing a monster in defense mode.
SH: (draws card, doesn't look at the cards in hand) Ditto. 'Looks like a game of chess he wants to play.' (places card down)
M: (draws card) 'Strange, he doesn't even look like he sees the cards in his hand.' Another monster in defense mode. (places card down)
SH: (draws card) I lay one card face down. (places card down)
M: (draws card) I'll sacrifice the two monsters for a new monster and place it under the sea. (shadowy figure appears)
SH: (draws card) I'll play a monster in attack mode, but put him underwater as well. (shadowy figure appears)
M: (draws card) A ocean duelist as well? Hmm, I play one card face down. (places card down)
SH: (draws card) I sacrifice my two Cannon Tortoise to summon a higher monster. Yet keep it underwater. (bigger shadow)
M: I'll place a monster underwater as well in Defense mode. (big shadow)
SH: Ha! Effect activate! War Shark, crush his monster! (A barrage of missiles shoot out and Mako's monster explodes)
M: Huh?
SH: Allow me to explain, War Shark is in Defense Mode. Thus it cannot attack until a monster is in ATT mode. You wasted your turn! Now, I play the card Double Take! I discard two cards (monsters) and get four cards! (gets them in hand, but doesn't look at them.
M: I'll now use the magic card Umi! Which increases my Legendary Fisherman by 200 ATT! (LF: 2050/1600) Attack!
SH: (draws card, bored) Dang. But at least I can play this card, Card Destruction! It will get rid of both hands and replace it with a new one! 'Goodbye Rev Raptor and Zekes'
M: I don't know why doing that, it just paved the way for my fisherman! Attack his LP!
SH: Sorry, but when sent to the graveyard, Zeke is able to reappear to take the blow! (The white dino flies up and explodes upon contact of the spear, SH loses damage)
SH: (draws card) (4000-1950) 'Excellent' I play Gustav in DEF mode! (Gustav 1200/2100) and place one card face down.
M: Hmm.I'll place one card facedown and a monster in defense mode.
SH: (draws card) Hmm, I'll also play Elephander in DEF mode. (Elephander 1500/2400)
M: Aw, this reminds me of a tale that my father used to tell-
SH: Talk later, duel now.
M: (draws card) I'll just place another monster in DEF mode.
SH: (draws card) I'll place one card facedown and use the card Shield and Shield! It allows me to swap DEF and ATT for one turn! I'll have Elephander attack your fisherman, then my Gustav your Defense monster!
M: Activate Trap Card! Torrential Tribute! (The water overtakes War Shark and Elephander)
SH: I have a trap of my own, the rare card Raigeki! It annihilates all monsters on the field! (Lightning bolts shoot down, destroying the monsters and magic cards)
M: No, Father!
SH: (fuming) Will you stop talking about him?
M: Why?
SH: I have people to fight for, too! Now make your move!
M: (draws card) I lay a monster in defense mode and one card facedown
SH: (draws card) 'Man, you really have a thing for defense. Sort of like Black Panther when we dueled. Aw, it was such a glorious fight to the bitter end. But he cheated, using two of the same illegal rare card against me!' I play two cards face down, and end my turn.
M: I play Monster Reborn to bring forth my Whale King Fortress!
SH: Whoop de do. Now watch as I destroy your Whale King Fortress!
M: Impossible, you have no monsters!
SH: That's what I wanted you to think. See the pretty card? That's my trump card! Element Card, activate! Tag Team Revival!(the card goes up and flashes as three monsters appear on the field) It allows me to select 3 cards from the graveyard and revive them for a sacrifice! Behold, Mako, for a monster beyond comparison, a being that crushes Magic Elementals into powder! (A massive fortress appears behind SH, and explodes, sending real shrapnel into the panicked running crowd. A metal T-rex like monster appears behind SH, and he grins wickedly) (Deathsaur 3500/2800)
M: What is that thing?
SH: It's my Deathsaur! A beast designed with trap destroying spikes! (The beast's eyes lit up as it's tail launches a barrage at the trap card, destroying it in a millisecond.
SH: But that's not all, you see, one can play two Element Cards at a time, so the one next to it will insure my victory! Activate second Element Card! Customize! (Strange energy waves circle and entangle the giant dinosaur, freezing it to stone. However, it begins to grow and evolve, adding new features such as it's new vents instead of the Particle Fan, and grows bulky in armor. The stone cracks after 10 seconds of evolution, and the giant is released, screaming for chaos and massacre) (Ancient Deathsaur 4000/3800)
M: Ack!
SH: (smirks) You should never have accepted this duel, Mako, for this creature might as well be an Egyptian God Card! Observe! (4000-8000) It's special ability is Graveyard Absorption, for each Mech in the graveyard, it gains 500 ATT! Now! Finish him off my beast of machinery! Super-Nova Particle Cannon! (The giant beast opens wide, showing hundreds of metal teeth and a pulsing blue orb. It releases the beam, frying the giant whale and blows up part of the stadium, going out even farther in a wake of destruction through nearby emptied skyscrapers.)
M: (4000-0 LP) (gets knocked away by the attack, as he has several burns, and his hair is smoking black. ) What the?
SH: (Uses a wind funnel to suck up three locator cards and his Umi) You lost, and to a professional no less. I suggest you take up Go Fish, it's safer than chasing a MIA father whom you'll never meet again.
M: (Stumbles) No...come back...I need a ambulance.
SH: (Walks away) They're on their way, I called in advance. You should always take a soothsayer's word, as I knew you would fail ahead of time. That is my power of prediction, nearly absolute. 'Joe, you are going to get it now...' (grins)
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Drode: You do realize Mako is going to kill you for burning his hair.
SH: So? He should have kept it black, like a normal fisherman.
Drode: And what about that battle between Robster80 and RDZ?
SH: I haven't got a e-mail about their decks. I'll check on that later..(walks off stage)
Drode: (blows a raspberry) Pfffffffffft! Anyway, this is just a little song SH found, as he can only remember the first sentence of it
Jammer: (my younger but densely muscled brother) -------, I need to use the computer!
SH: (growls as his brother takes over the computer, Drode sighs in annoyance)
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- Closing Song: Change The World -
I want to change the world
jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e
te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland
kimi no kokoro furuete'ta asu no mienai yo
nanimo shinjirarezu mimi wo fusagu
kimi ni deaeta toki hontou no ibasho mitsuketa
nanigenai yasashisa ga koko ni atte
bokura mezameru
I want to change the world
nido to mayowanai kimi to iru mirai
katachi doreba doko made mo toberu sa
Change my mind
jounetsu tayasazu ni shiranai ashita e
tsubasa hiroge hanabatakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland
Next Time on Toonami Duel!
-Snap gets Slifer and prepares a set-up duel with the now dazed Yugi Muto. However, can he stand up to the new chaotic resident of the Millennium Puzzle?
-Ishizu and Bakura are in the fight of their lives against a bunch of Fighter-type Duelists who carve the taste of human blood....
-Ultima Trev tests his new secret weapon on someone with the power of Exodia, but who could this inflicted figure be?
-And the duel of Robster 80 and RDZ begins with a bang! (If they ever call back of course)
Drode: (pops in, smirks) Come on already! Did you get it finished?
SH: (groans as he points to the monitor)
Drode: Great! It's about time you did something useful. (pushes the submit button)
SH: Oh, and tell the folks at home I don't own Alan Capallo. He's one of Descendant of the Dragon's creations, from Survivor 3 and 4, in which I had consent from DotD to annihilate him. , and that the authors own themselves. I own myself and all the new element cards I design. Also, Yu-Gi-Oh is property of Toei. And if anyone who can tell me who Rebecca Hawkin's name is in the non-dub, as well as her Japanese Voice actress, it would be greatly needed. (goes off to find research for the murder game as well as the coded word "CGABE" formed from AZILE's simple code)
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"This looks like the place." A mysterious voice said, as the light sound of footsteps fell upon the duel arena of Kaiba Craft 3. The figure was at the moment shadowed for some reason, but was very swift as he dodged a pair of guards passing by. The figure grinned, as they walked back into the room, and produced a black sword of unknown origin. Slik! He shoved the sharp point of it into the ground, cutting the thick metal as if it was paper. The blade shone brightly as the floor melted from it's dark magic, and the figure fell through without a scream.
"Three-point landing as always." The figure said as time slowed down, allowing him to drop gracefully on his feet. Then the big lights flashed on all sides on him, partly cutting down on sight. Whiiiirrr! Clank! Whiiiiiirrrr! Clank! Five Globex Drones appeared, sent in through the floor, fully armed.
"Ah, the first author, and through one of my entrances too." The sound of Duke Devlin said over the loudspeaker, as the drones walked towards the figure. The figure smiled as the sluglish drones gathered energy in their palms. "This is your exam in order to fight Pegasus. You have 6 rooms to go through in order to fight the Card Axis, each much harder than the rest. What is your name?"
"Funny you should mention names," The figure chuckled as he brought his sword up to bear. The room lit up, and the figure was uncloaked. He was probably 10 years at the most, but had very distinct adult features. His ears were Vulcan-like, his eyes blood-red, and his hair a messy blonde. He was dressed in a archer's green suit, carrying a pack of different shields and weaponry. His sword was black, and was half the size of him, his shield had a odd snake design on it. "I am the one known as Lost-Link of the Five Hades Mutants. I have heard of your pathetic tournament, and soon the others will be joining me." He opened his hand, and a bomb appeared instantly. "Allow me to show you what a Mutant Author is capable of! Bomb Masquerade!" He threw the bomb high into the air, and in a flash, became hundreds of small bombs.
"I'm also combining it with Swift Rang!" He yelled as twin red-colored boomerangs appeared, and he tossed them at the drones. In just a few seconds, the rang went right through the drones thick metal, and then the bombs hit home with the impact of a Rocket Fuel explosion. KA-BOOOOM! They exploded all over, turning the drones into scrap metal.
"Nice try, but this is only round one. To get to the next room, you must go through 3 rounds." Duke said, slightly impressed, but still going to make it hard on the Elvin boy. "And there's plenty of rules to go with it, but I'll explain as you progress." WHIRRRR! The floor in front opened and five new Droids appeared, this time with laser-sabers.
"Bring-It-On." Lost-Link said, as he drew out his sword, ready to fight to the death.
Opening Song
Itsumade mo wasurenai Takusan no mono moratta ne Sora no iro utsushite hikaru aoi houseki ya
(The opening scene appears to be a happy meadow with dozens of authors, but after a few seconds, the sky becomes dark and flashes lightning)
koi no tachi hane mawaru hiroi ni wa ja nai motto motto daijina mono wo
(A pair of red eyes opens in the darkness as it launches a barrage of bolts, zapping several in their tracks. Two giant black hands reach down and snare some of the authors, silencing them permanently. However, a single card is launched and hit's one of the eyes, angering the beast. The person who threw it is none other than NocturneD, who holds his sword high for a battle to the death.)
Kinou kara kyou he Kyou kara asu he to Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo
(A shot of thousands of centipede-like creatures in combat with different authors. However, 6 streams of light shoot down from above and crash, revealing 6 very powerful cards that glow and transform. Six Authors are by each one, their faces are unseen because of their helmets.)
Yuuyake no sakamichi de Kataguruma shite moratta ne Warui koto shikarezu ni tada Kanashii me wo shita
(The authors point at the army, and the monsters glow as their respective energies combine into a giant energy ball and fires, killing every person in it's path. That over, the monsters glow purple and disappear, never to be unlocked again after the destruction they've caused.)
Tooi hibi utsusu kamera Dare no kokoro ni mo Kitto kitto aru hazu dakara
(Screenshot of the present, with Yugi and the others laughing. A battle in the sky between two legendary birds that rain down fire and ice on the ground. Civilians fleeing, with others staring at each other in defiantance. A dozen bombs destroying a building, with Marik staring in disbelief.)
mi toji meguru Arubamu no kazu dake Boku-tachi wa otona ni naru yo
(Shot of the different present day authors, with their weapons at the ready. NocturneD is in the front, although he isn't related to THE NocturneD, and flashes a smile. However, Ultima Trev comes up from behind and gives him a knuckle noogie, in which both laugh and the others sweatdrop)
Tsunaideku kizuna Hitori kara futari ne Te to te wo kasane ai Ato kara kuru kimi ni Onaji mono wa dashitai kara
(Shot of Pegasus brutally defeating a duelist with a monster that looks similar to a Jigglypuff with fangs. Another shot is Duke encasing a reluctant bodyguard in a large dice cube for disobeying him. Finally, a shot of Globex, scratching his beard as he overlooks the city, his eyes glowing red.)
Kinou kara kyou he Kyou kara asu he to Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo
(Shot of all the authors raising their arms as their watches/chronoshifters glow. The clouds turn dark as large green tentacles begin to impale the Earth. Tea and Yugi are in each other's arms, as Yami looks on with interest. Bakura and the other Millennium holders look on as well)
Kinou kara kyou he Kyou kara asu he to Boku-tachi wa aruite yuku yo
(Finally, a vision of the sun setting as the authors, right now on the beach, are relaxing and enjoying themselves.)
(End Song)
Battle City Harbor
Unlike most of the city, the entire area was completely fogged over by Globex's influence. Or rather, the several dozen fog machines pumping out thick smog to layer the area. The small fishing boats and all forms of travel by sea were hastily evacuated and then annihilated by Drones. The people themselves were escorted and evicted from the premises till further notice.
"What could Globex be up to?" The voice of Phantom Mask wondered as the fog began to part for his presence, a young lady in white robes seemed to shove it aside, in order to see the shipyard below.
"WRRRROOOOOOOO!" A blowhorn bellowed as ships of some sort appeared to be coming from the north. They were gigantic from ground level, each wide enough to support five football fields and a hockey stadium, and still have room to boot. In fact, they looked like Aircraft Carriers, only without aircraft or personnel, and were red colored instead of black. Phantom Mask's eyes widened at the cargo on the ships. Toonami Cards, unpackaged, opened all over the decks, perhaps hundreds of thousands on each one. Rare cards, common cards, every type of Promo and Counterfeit card was on those ships, as well as thousands of Duel Disks from Toy's R Us. (where one can get easily on the net)
"Man, it's if Globex was preparing an invasion of sorts." Phantom Mask said to himself as he hovered over the ships and their precious cargo. "Still, you'd think he would've hired a guard or something."
TSSSSEEEW! A orange beam of light was fired from one of the ships and struck his back before he even countered. It didn't exactly hurt, just burned a little. His staff glowed white as the burn disappeared, and he sighed in relief. However, that didn't stop him from finding out the source.
"Show yourself!" Phantom Mask said, his eyes turning amber. His staff glowed as well, as boxes and planks fell up into the air, and exploded, raining rare cards all over. The person who fired the shot was partly halfway in the air, but it was the cards he held in his hand that peaked Phantom Mask's interest. "The super rare Neo-Queen Serenity!" He vanished in a flash.
"Huh?" The cloaked figure gaped as the masked duelist disappeared, then felt his hand breaking from a uncontrollable grip. "Aaaccck!" He dropped the card and an invisible force grabbed it, pulling it back into Phantom Mask's hands. The figure drew back and became one with the fog.
"One of the most powerful cards in Toonami Duel, and you just happened to be looting this place. I should kick your sorry can for even getting close to such a card. Show yourself, coward!" His staff glowed as gravity kicked in and dropped to the ground in perfect form. The figure growled, walking forward, as he took off his mask. Phantom Mask gasped. It was...
(A/N:I love pulling a Chris McFeely © who of course is not my property )
"Alan Capello?" Indeed, it was the infamous bonehead of the News Media, but for some reason he didn't look like himself for some reason. Of course, that reason is mostly because he was gray-skinned and had black eyes. Also, his clothes stunk as if they've never been washed for several months.
"Do I know you? Hmmph, doesn't matter, you're probably one of the authors who witnessed my awesome power during Survivor 4. Oh, that's right, I kicked their butts! Hahaha!" The madman laughed as he produced his duel disk, and put in his card deck.
"All I know is that you were supposed to be locked up forever in the Shadow Realm." Phnatom Mask said, his eyes flashing as his watch glowed red.
"Ah yes, shame I didn't see 'Globie' and that Kaiser fella there. Playing Duel Monsters against myself gets boring after a year or so, but thankfully I was released due to this man named Globex." Alan laughed as he looked at his cards, his battle aura a pale purple. The fog around them turned black and misty, as they seemed to be in the Shadow Realm.
'I'll have to remember to kill Globex AFTER I deal with him.' Phantom Mask thought as he prepared to activate the power of Motion to the Motionless to his deck. After all, there was a chance the carrier would sink and the holo- emitters would drown. His cards glowed white and he grinned with his eyes at the ugly jerk and a half.
"Unfortunately, I'm part dead, but at least it allows me to use my customized TD deck that Globex gave me as a Enforcer. Globex speaks highly of you, but you won't get far against me! I summon Buster Eagle!" A sphere of energy shot from his deck and struck the floor.A giant of a metal bird launches out of the floor, carrying an impressive arsenal of weapons and it's tin cannons. (Buster Eagle 1800/1300)
"If you're a enforcer, why not wager your locator cards?" Phantom Mask said, stalling for time as the cards continued to flash throughout his deck, nearly completing the ritual of Rebirth. After all, this was no mere Toonami Duel game, but a Cursed Battle; one he had to win or lose his soul.
"Ha! Ha! Funny, but apparently we have a partial standoff. You have my Neo- Queen Serenity, awhile I have Atomsk the Pirate King!" Alan said, showing off a gold card with a blank picture on it. Phantom Mask didn't appear to be bothered.
"I fail to see the standoff. Okay, Sailor Jupiter, go! Attack his Buster Eagle!" The card was placed on the disk, and instantly, a very realistic Sailor Jupiter appeared. Sensing trouble from the Buster Eagle, she seemed to chant her attack. (Sailor Jupiter 2000/1800)
"Hmmph! I play the trap card, Shadow Spell! It reduces your Sailor down 700 ATT!" The chains shot all over the place, entwining the warrior of lightning.
'He didn't even announce that card!' Phantom Mask thought as the chains binded her neck, weakening her chant.
"I'm a Enforcer, and we don't play by the rules! Buster Eagle,attack his Sailor Jupiter!" Alan shouted, as the winged demon shot down upon the warrior.
"(4000-3500) Aaugh! I play a card in defense mode and put two cards face down. Thread carefully, for you won't have the privilege to strike twice!" Phantom Mask said, taking the blunt of the gusts.
(Alan grinned evilly as he put another card down without announcing, and then put a monster in ATT mode. "I now play Berzerk Fury! (2100/1900) Attack his defense monster!" The iron dino-mite opened his big mouth and released three Charged Particle Beams.
"I don't think so! Activate Trap Card! Spirit Mirror! It reflects the attack right back at your Life Points!" A large ghost girl holding a mirror appeared and countered the attack. With that the beam reflected off the lady with the mirror and struck Alan dead-on (A/N: I love puns).
Alan snarled as he recovered, drawing a new card. "I play Fusion! It allows me to combine Berzerk Fury and Buster Eagle into Buster Berzerk Fury!" The two attach, and the Berzerk Fury powers up to max. (BBF: 2600/2200) "I could attack, but fusions need a turn to prepare. But I doubt anything in your deck can beat this."
"That's what you think! I play Jackie Chan, and use the Element Card 'Unity of the Talismans" to raise his DEF and ATT by 1000!" (Jackie Chan-1700/2100 -2700/3100) And I switch my card to ATT mode, Uncle!" (Uncle-1400/2500) "His effect increases Jackie's power 400 ATT!" (Jackie Chan-2700- 3100)"Attack!" Jackie rose up to the challenge and glowed with a supernatural light. Jackie then yelled out his trademark scream as he jumped at the giant beast, and with one swift ox-powered kick, annihilated it.
"Don't be so sure about that! Time Machine! It brings my Buster Berserk Fury from one turn ago!" The machine from Casper appeared and the demon dino rose from the pit of the scrapyard.
"I'm telling right now, cheating will get you nowhere." Phantom Mask accused diligently.
"Says you. I draw." With that he took a card and looked at it with a smug grin, "I play Graceful Charity, allowing me to discard two to get three new cards," He disposed of the weak hand and got three new ones. "Finally I play one card face-down and a Rev Raptor in defense mode."
'A trap no doubt.' "I place one card face down and summon a Red Eyes Black Dragon onto the field! Red Eyes, attack his Rev Raptor!" (Red Eyes 2400/2100) The beast rose into the air and prepared a Fireball.
Alan's eyes widened in excitement. "Activate Element Card! Ancient Vile! This card allows me to absorb your Red Eyes and my Buster Berserk Fury to summon the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! Say goodbye to whatever hope you have left!" The two creatures screamed as a new more powerful monster appeared before Phantom Mask. It screamed it's powerful battle cry.
"I doubt it, as I place two cards face down and activate my Element Card that I won from Chibi Chan, Dragon Hatchlings! It brings 2 Red Eyes onto the field and revives one of them from the graveyard also on the field for only 500 LP. Then I play the special Element Card, Toonami Magic! It fuses my 3 dragons and Chan into one ultimate force! Behold! The mystic champion, the Jackie Chan Dragon Warrior!" The field rumbled in flames as a massive Red Eyes Ultimate Dragon flew out of the floor and roared. Then Jackie flew up and landed on it's middle neck, clothed in the garb of the 8 immortals. (5700/4900)
"No! I have no cards nor a stronger monster to destroy that! I've failed you Mister Globex! But rest assured the Paraspies I've ordered will divide and conquer!" Alan wailed as he looked at the behemoth before him. Phantom Mask's eyes narrowed.
"Paraspies? I hope that wasn't what I thought I heard. Oh well, finish him off. Twelve Talisman Oblivion, now!" Jackie yelled at the top of his lungs as the three headed dragon grew pumped on magic, it's fireballs changed from red to blue. In a split second, the entire arena where Alan was stood silent, then became a smoking crater. Alan's LP fell like a rock, as two of the dragons and Jackie Chan fired a burst of combustion at his LP.
"Aaaaugh!" Alan fell over heels, worn out from the attacks. Phantom Mask's eyes grinned as he walked over and took his BEUD and three locator cards. Then stomped down hard on Alan's thumb, breaking it, then cracked the remainder of his playing hand. "What the heck are you doing? Finish me off!" Alan screamed like a sissy as Phantom Mask dislocated Alan's wrist.
"No, I'll take my time on you. You deserve a long painful death." Phantom Mask murmured as he broke Alan's hamstring, causing the guy to screech in pain. Alan's eyes looked on hatefully at his foe, as he crept his working arm back on his pocket.
SWISH! A laser knife struck out at our unaware hero, cutting the bandanna away from his face. It fell down to the floor softly as a feather. Alan's eyes grew to the size of saucers.
"Then again, I'll make it fast yet highly painful. That was uncalled for."
"Wait! It- " TSSSEEW! Alan's mouth fused together from the Heat Beam Eyes shot from Phantom Mask. Phantom Mask sighed in annoyance as he kicked away the weak blaster in Alan's hands.
"Pity it had to end up this way, Alan, but you wrecked my favorite bandanna. You shouldn't have picked a fight with me, but now I can finish you off. And this time, you wouldn't be coming back." He glared at he remnants of his Bandanna and took a new one out from his pants pocket. Alan fumbled backwards as Phantom Mask reapplied the new bandanna, and watched in terror as the clouds turned crimson. "You see, I'm about to pull a 7-pronged attack to see how much pain I can place before you die. You will be my first guinea pig. Activate Chronoshifter, now!" His watch went off like a siren, as a Tiger Talisman, a Twin Card, and a Mirror card came forth materializing in front of him. Alan groaned as now seven Phantom Masks appeared before him. Their staffs materialized and Clow Cards loomed overhead, circling their masters whims.
"Power!" One of them jumped up, covered in a pink aura, and slammed his staff into his leg, shattering the bone joints like glass.
"Arrow!" The second one said as he leapt up and straightened his aim at Alan, sending a barrage of arrows into his arms, pining him down. Blood dripped from the wounds, and he moaned painfully.
"Watery!" The third one said as a massive flood fell from the sky, hitting Alan with the force of a Airliner. Alan's chest fell, as if his ribs were broken.
"Firey!" The fourth yelled as a fireball shot forth and caused the second leg to burn, but not spread, inflicting his tissue in the most torturous of ways. Alan squirmed, unable to scream.
"Earth!" A massive boulder fell down, and crushed his you-know-what with good accuracy. Alan's eyes bulged as he could no longer feel between the legs.
"Freeze!" Alan was frozen solid, his expression stuck stupid.
"It wasn't nice knowing you." The real Phantom Mask said as he opened his palm to reveal the Dragon Talisman. Alan's eyes quivered in fear as the Talisman absorbed the rage apparent on Phantom Mask's face. Swish! A cloaked figure zoomed by and grabbed the card out of Alan's hands. TSSSSSSEEEEW! The power of combustion flashed Alan's pitiful life before his eyes, shattering his cocoons body in multiple places. What remained was just guts, pieces of bones, and lots of blood. The idiot formerly known as Alan was now a puddle of goo.
"Well, that's that." Phantom Mask said, kicking part of Alan's 'brain' into the water below, "I'll have to check out this God Card's special abilities first, then find out who took Atomsk. As for Alan, I'll send in a clean-up crew to get rid of the remnants." He floated upwards and disappeared into the fog, unaware of the hundreds of black skinned, slimy one-eyed worms crawling out of the boxes and hull.
Domino Sea World Stadium
The crowd roared in excitement as Mako had once again defied the Killer Whales lunge at his leg, and dived under the war, carrying nothing but his ugly boxers and a small fish. Two minutes went by as bubbles kept coming up to the surface, the crowd watched patiently. Then the number of bubbles popped up and the crowd gasped, worried that he was killed by the hungry Orca. Then it shot out of the water, causing a massive splash that covered the front seats completely, getting exceptional complains.
"Ta da!" Mako said as he leapt from the snout of the killer whale and jumped onto the platform. The audience cheered in amazement, hoping he would do something even more dangerous. Mako waved as he took out the fish basket, feeding the poorly abused mammal.
"Mako Tsunami of the Ocean Depths, I challenge you to a duel!" A loud piercing yell was heard over the crowds, silencing them. A whirlwind shot from the water as Super Hurricane seemed to split the waves by his powerful aura. Mako looked at the duelist with a gaping mouth. SH smirked as he put his deck on the disk.
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Name: Super Hurricane
ATT/DEF: 3050/0
Speciality: Zoids (War-type)
Rare Card: Ancient Deathsaur
Traps: Mysteriously Deadly
Deck: 45 Cards
Special Attack: Final Destination (A/M: BWAHAHAHAHA!)
Weapon: Twin 11-inch Guns with powerful shells
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M: I accept your challenge! Let's-
SH: (draws card) DUEL! (Black clouds hover around the arena, as red lightning bolts strike the metal bleachers, paralyzing some of the spectators. That is the cue for the crowd to leave in panic)
Crowd: (panics and runs away)
M: (draws card) Odd weather we're having. I'll start off by placing a monster in defense mode.
SH: (draws card, doesn't look at the cards in hand) Ditto. 'Looks like a game of chess he wants to play.' (places card down)
M: (draws card) 'Strange, he doesn't even look like he sees the cards in his hand.' Another monster in defense mode. (places card down)
SH: (draws card) I lay one card face down. (places card down)
M: (draws card) I'll sacrifice the two monsters for a new monster and place it under the sea. (shadowy figure appears)
SH: (draws card) I'll play a monster in attack mode, but put him underwater as well. (shadowy figure appears)
M: (draws card) A ocean duelist as well? Hmm, I play one card face down. (places card down)
SH: (draws card) I sacrifice my two Cannon Tortoise to summon a higher monster. Yet keep it underwater. (bigger shadow)
M: I'll place a monster underwater as well in Defense mode. (big shadow)
SH: Ha! Effect activate! War Shark, crush his monster! (A barrage of missiles shoot out and Mako's monster explodes)
M: Huh?
SH: Allow me to explain, War Shark is in Defense Mode. Thus it cannot attack until a monster is in ATT mode. You wasted your turn! Now, I play the card Double Take! I discard two cards (monsters) and get four cards! (gets them in hand, but doesn't look at them.
M: I'll now use the magic card Umi! Which increases my Legendary Fisherman by 200 ATT! (LF: 2050/1600) Attack!
SH: (draws card, bored) Dang. But at least I can play this card, Card Destruction! It will get rid of both hands and replace it with a new one! 'Goodbye Rev Raptor and Zekes'
M: I don't know why doing that, it just paved the way for my fisherman! Attack his LP!
SH: Sorry, but when sent to the graveyard, Zeke is able to reappear to take the blow! (The white dino flies up and explodes upon contact of the spear, SH loses damage)
SH: (draws card) (4000-1950) 'Excellent' I play Gustav in DEF mode! (Gustav 1200/2100) and place one card face down.
M: Hmm.I'll place one card facedown and a monster in defense mode.
SH: (draws card) Hmm, I'll also play Elephander in DEF mode. (Elephander 1500/2400)
M: Aw, this reminds me of a tale that my father used to tell-
SH: Talk later, duel now.
M: (draws card) I'll just place another monster in DEF mode.
SH: (draws card) I'll place one card facedown and use the card Shield and Shield! It allows me to swap DEF and ATT for one turn! I'll have Elephander attack your fisherman, then my Gustav your Defense monster!
M: Activate Trap Card! Torrential Tribute! (The water overtakes War Shark and Elephander)
SH: I have a trap of my own, the rare card Raigeki! It annihilates all monsters on the field! (Lightning bolts shoot down, destroying the monsters and magic cards)
M: No, Father!
SH: (fuming) Will you stop talking about him?
M: Why?
SH: I have people to fight for, too! Now make your move!
M: (draws card) I lay a monster in defense mode and one card facedown
SH: (draws card) 'Man, you really have a thing for defense. Sort of like Black Panther when we dueled. Aw, it was such a glorious fight to the bitter end. But he cheated, using two of the same illegal rare card against me!' I play two cards face down, and end my turn.
M: I play Monster Reborn to bring forth my Whale King Fortress!
SH: Whoop de do. Now watch as I destroy your Whale King Fortress!
M: Impossible, you have no monsters!
SH: That's what I wanted you to think. See the pretty card? That's my trump card! Element Card, activate! Tag Team Revival!(the card goes up and flashes as three monsters appear on the field) It allows me to select 3 cards from the graveyard and revive them for a sacrifice! Behold, Mako, for a monster beyond comparison, a being that crushes Magic Elementals into powder! (A massive fortress appears behind SH, and explodes, sending real shrapnel into the panicked running crowd. A metal T-rex like monster appears behind SH, and he grins wickedly) (Deathsaur 3500/2800)
M: What is that thing?
SH: It's my Deathsaur! A beast designed with trap destroying spikes! (The beast's eyes lit up as it's tail launches a barrage at the trap card, destroying it in a millisecond.
SH: But that's not all, you see, one can play two Element Cards at a time, so the one next to it will insure my victory! Activate second Element Card! Customize! (Strange energy waves circle and entangle the giant dinosaur, freezing it to stone. However, it begins to grow and evolve, adding new features such as it's new vents instead of the Particle Fan, and grows bulky in armor. The stone cracks after 10 seconds of evolution, and the giant is released, screaming for chaos and massacre) (Ancient Deathsaur 4000/3800)
M: Ack!
SH: (smirks) You should never have accepted this duel, Mako, for this creature might as well be an Egyptian God Card! Observe! (4000-8000) It's special ability is Graveyard Absorption, for each Mech in the graveyard, it gains 500 ATT! Now! Finish him off my beast of machinery! Super-Nova Particle Cannon! (The giant beast opens wide, showing hundreds of metal teeth and a pulsing blue orb. It releases the beam, frying the giant whale and blows up part of the stadium, going out even farther in a wake of destruction through nearby emptied skyscrapers.)
M: (4000-0 LP) (gets knocked away by the attack, as he has several burns, and his hair is smoking black. ) What the?
SH: (Uses a wind funnel to suck up three locator cards and his Umi) You lost, and to a professional no less. I suggest you take up Go Fish, it's safer than chasing a MIA father whom you'll never meet again.
M: (Stumbles) No...come back...I need a ambulance.
SH: (Walks away) They're on their way, I called in advance. You should always take a soothsayer's word, as I knew you would fail ahead of time. That is my power of prediction, nearly absolute. 'Joe, you are going to get it now...' (grins)
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Drode: You do realize Mako is going to kill you for burning his hair.
SH: So? He should have kept it black, like a normal fisherman.
Drode: And what about that battle between Robster80 and RDZ?
SH: I haven't got a e-mail about their decks. I'll check on that later..(walks off stage)
Drode: (blows a raspberry) Pfffffffffft! Anyway, this is just a little song SH found, as he can only remember the first sentence of it
Jammer: (my younger but densely muscled brother) -------, I need to use the computer!
SH: (growls as his brother takes over the computer, Drode sighs in annoyance)
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- Closing Song: Change The World -
I want to change the world
jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e
te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland
kimi no kokoro furuete'ta asu no mienai yo
nanimo shinjirarezu mimi wo fusagu
kimi ni deaeta toki hontou no ibasho mitsuketa
nanigenai yasashisa ga koko ni atte
bokura mezameru
I want to change the world
nido to mayowanai kimi to iru mirai
katachi doreba doko made mo toberu sa
Change my mind
jounetsu tayasazu ni shiranai ashita e
tsubasa hiroge hanabatakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland
Next Time on Toonami Duel!
-Snap gets Slifer and prepares a set-up duel with the now dazed Yugi Muto. However, can he stand up to the new chaotic resident of the Millennium Puzzle?
-Ishizu and Bakura are in the fight of their lives against a bunch of Fighter-type Duelists who carve the taste of human blood....
-Ultima Trev tests his new secret weapon on someone with the power of Exodia, but who could this inflicted figure be?
-And the duel of Robster 80 and RDZ begins with a bang! (If they ever call back of course)