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Giles: How foolish of me. I remember now sugar gives me gas, so you
brought it here for nothing.
Buffy: What?! You made me walk all the way to the kitchen and back,
for nothing?
Giles: Yes, I guess so.ehmm..but it's good exercise. I was thinking
about your health and such.
Buffy: Yeah right Giles! You wanted to be alone with Angel didn't
you! Well I can tell you, he's mine!
Giles: I have no intention of stealing your boyfriend Buffy, I
rather dislike the chap actually, and I know enough about..ehm..sex
to know I'm not queer, and if I were, I wouldn't fall for a Vampire.
Buffy: What, so now you're saying you don't approve him?
Giles: No.I'm just saying I wouldn't feel attracted to him, even if
I was..err..homosexual.
Buffy: And you're not?
Giles: No, last time I checked I wasn't.
Buffy: Good! So you approve.
Giles: Well, I didn't say that either.
Buffy: You didn't?
Giles: No, quite frankly, I think you shouldn't be so friendly with
a creature you're supposed to slay.
Buffy: Yeah? Well, I chose whom I date and not you!
Giles: Ordinarily speaking I wouldn't, but now it involves a demonic
creature, so I step in.
Buffy: But I just can't resist his boy-ish charm and his body.
Angel: *sticking out his tongue at Giles* Told you so.
Giles: Yes..Well..Let's drop the subject, and attend to more
pressing needs.
Buffy: More pressing needs? Like?
Giles: Like drinking tea. *sips his tea*
Buffy: Whatever Giles.
Giles: I believe it is Earl Grey actually.
Angel: Wow Giles! I didn't know that one..Oh wait, I did..I was
about ten when I heard it the first time.
Buffy: Well it isn't that old then..Oh yeah I forgot..The vampire
thing right?
Right about that time someone knocked on the door. Buffy walked over to the door to answer the knock and opened it, and there stood..
Buffy: Spike!?
Spike: Hello love. Can I come in?
Buffy: No!
Spike: Well then. Can you say 'Spike, you're always welcome'?
Buffy: Sure. Why not?
Spike: Well then say it.
Buffy: I don't want to.
Spike: Well if you can't say it, you shouldn't have said you could.
Buffy: But I can say it, I just don't feel like it.
Spike: That maybe works on little kids, but I want to hear you say
it, otherwise I won't believe you.
Buffy: Oh yeah? Well. Spike, you're always welcome.
Spike: Thank you. *attempts to walk in*
Buffy: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Spike: You invited me in right?
Buffy: No.I said 'Spike, you're alwa...Oh..
Spike: So step aside then.
Buffy: *Steps aside* Damnit!
Spike: Angellus! Where's my tape? You said you would be done quickly
with this one.
Angel: I was, but there were some complications.
Spike: Complications? What kind of complications could a vampire
have?
Angel: Buffy said I couldn't give you the tape.
Spike: And you listen to her? Why's that?
Angel: She had a stake.
Spike: So?
Angel: She's the slayer.
Spike: So?
Angel: She could kill me in an instant.
Spike: So?
Angel: Spike! This is getting old!
Spike: No Giles is getting old. This is just starting.
Giles: I'm sitting right here you know.
Spike: So?
Angel: Spike!!
Spike: All right, all right, don't get all worked up now...So can I
have the tape?
Angel: No.
Spike: My dear Angel, do you want me to hurt you? Give me the tape!
Angel: Spikey, you can't hurt anyone remember. Your chip prevents
it.
Spike: Oh, right..You could have told me earlier you know. Would
have saved us both a lot of conversation.
Angel: It's more fun this way.
Spike: Well I'm not laughing.
Willow: *from bathroom* Whoopee!!
Spike: What's she up to?
Angel: She and Xander are in the bathroom doing something.
Spike: Can't they do it quietly then?
Buffy: *to Spike* Are you still here?
Spike: Would you shut up! You've caused enough trouble as it is.
Buffy: You are still in my house buddy!
Spike: So be a good hostess and offer me a drink.
Angel: Yes Buffy, offer him a drink.
Buffy: I thought you were on my side!
Angel: I was, but now Spike's here.
Buffy: So?
Angel: Don't you start!
Buffy: All right then..I can..err.squeeze my hamster.
Spike: Well, it's better than nothing.
Buffy: Okay, it might take a while, because I have to say goodbye to
it.
Spike: You'd better hurry then! I'm not getting any younger you
know.
Buffy walked into the kitchen to squeeze her hamster and Giles sat between two vampires.
Spike: All right. She's gone. You can give me the tape now.
Angel: I cannot give you the tape Spike!
Spike: Why the hell not?
Angel: It's still in the camera. I forgot to take it out.
Spike: Well that's not very smart now is it?
Angel: Guess not.
Giles: Yes..Well..I'm a bit uncomfortable here.
Spike: You should be. After all, you're just a snack.
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Giles: How foolish of me. I remember now sugar gives me gas, so you
brought it here for nothing.
Buffy: What?! You made me walk all the way to the kitchen and back,
for nothing?
Giles: Yes, I guess so.ehmm..but it's good exercise. I was thinking
about your health and such.
Buffy: Yeah right Giles! You wanted to be alone with Angel didn't
you! Well I can tell you, he's mine!
Giles: I have no intention of stealing your boyfriend Buffy, I
rather dislike the chap actually, and I know enough about..ehm..sex
to know I'm not queer, and if I were, I wouldn't fall for a Vampire.
Buffy: What, so now you're saying you don't approve him?
Giles: No.I'm just saying I wouldn't feel attracted to him, even if
I was..err..homosexual.
Buffy: And you're not?
Giles: No, last time I checked I wasn't.
Buffy: Good! So you approve.
Giles: Well, I didn't say that either.
Buffy: You didn't?
Giles: No, quite frankly, I think you shouldn't be so friendly with
a creature you're supposed to slay.
Buffy: Yeah? Well, I chose whom I date and not you!
Giles: Ordinarily speaking I wouldn't, but now it involves a demonic
creature, so I step in.
Buffy: But I just can't resist his boy-ish charm and his body.
Angel: *sticking out his tongue at Giles* Told you so.
Giles: Yes..Well..Let's drop the subject, and attend to more
pressing needs.
Buffy: More pressing needs? Like?
Giles: Like drinking tea. *sips his tea*
Buffy: Whatever Giles.
Giles: I believe it is Earl Grey actually.
Angel: Wow Giles! I didn't know that one..Oh wait, I did..I was
about ten when I heard it the first time.
Buffy: Well it isn't that old then..Oh yeah I forgot..The vampire
thing right?
Right about that time someone knocked on the door. Buffy walked over to the door to answer the knock and opened it, and there stood..
Buffy: Spike!?
Spike: Hello love. Can I come in?
Buffy: No!
Spike: Well then. Can you say 'Spike, you're always welcome'?
Buffy: Sure. Why not?
Spike: Well then say it.
Buffy: I don't want to.
Spike: Well if you can't say it, you shouldn't have said you could.
Buffy: But I can say it, I just don't feel like it.
Spike: That maybe works on little kids, but I want to hear you say
it, otherwise I won't believe you.
Buffy: Oh yeah? Well. Spike, you're always welcome.
Spike: Thank you. *attempts to walk in*
Buffy: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Spike: You invited me in right?
Buffy: No.I said 'Spike, you're alwa...Oh..
Spike: So step aside then.
Buffy: *Steps aside* Damnit!
Spike: Angellus! Where's my tape? You said you would be done quickly
with this one.
Angel: I was, but there were some complications.
Spike: Complications? What kind of complications could a vampire
have?
Angel: Buffy said I couldn't give you the tape.
Spike: And you listen to her? Why's that?
Angel: She had a stake.
Spike: So?
Angel: She's the slayer.
Spike: So?
Angel: She could kill me in an instant.
Spike: So?
Angel: Spike! This is getting old!
Spike: No Giles is getting old. This is just starting.
Giles: I'm sitting right here you know.
Spike: So?
Angel: Spike!!
Spike: All right, all right, don't get all worked up now...So can I
have the tape?
Angel: No.
Spike: My dear Angel, do you want me to hurt you? Give me the tape!
Angel: Spikey, you can't hurt anyone remember. Your chip prevents
it.
Spike: Oh, right..You could have told me earlier you know. Would
have saved us both a lot of conversation.
Angel: It's more fun this way.
Spike: Well I'm not laughing.
Willow: *from bathroom* Whoopee!!
Spike: What's she up to?
Angel: She and Xander are in the bathroom doing something.
Spike: Can't they do it quietly then?
Buffy: *to Spike* Are you still here?
Spike: Would you shut up! You've caused enough trouble as it is.
Buffy: You are still in my house buddy!
Spike: So be a good hostess and offer me a drink.
Angel: Yes Buffy, offer him a drink.
Buffy: I thought you were on my side!
Angel: I was, but now Spike's here.
Buffy: So?
Angel: Don't you start!
Buffy: All right then..I can..err.squeeze my hamster.
Spike: Well, it's better than nothing.
Buffy: Okay, it might take a while, because I have to say goodbye to
it.
Spike: You'd better hurry then! I'm not getting any younger you
know.
Buffy walked into the kitchen to squeeze her hamster and Giles sat between two vampires.
Spike: All right. She's gone. You can give me the tape now.
Angel: I cannot give you the tape Spike!
Spike: Why the hell not?
Angel: It's still in the camera. I forgot to take it out.
Spike: Well that's not very smart now is it?
Angel: Guess not.
Giles: Yes..Well..I'm a bit uncomfortable here.
Spike: You should be. After all, you're just a snack.