Author's note=

It is my belief that Aguywhoeats is the same as Aguywithnoname. We, the serious fanfic writers and the readers, need to get rid of this nonsense. While it is free for us to post stories here, the bandwidth here at Fanfiction is not free. That is one reason for the support services, to help with the expenses associated with running, maintaining, & improving FanFiction.net. In addition, the so-called stories from this person are wasting the bandwidth.

I have no problem with parodies and humor stories, provided that they are exactly that= a story. Three to four lines and an average of 18 to 30 words do NOT make it a story, but an abuse of the site.

If you truly want to get rid of this person then do not leave a review, it only encourages him. He is doing this for the readers' reactions and the flames. During the July 4th weekend, Aguywhoeats posted MANY of this bull, I remember that one story had about 70 reviews, 99% of them were flames but he still posted anyways.

Go to each of his 'stories' and if it is not a story then hit the report abuse, file it under NON-STORY.