Indigo: Hiei what are you reading?

Kuwabara: *gasping* He can read?

Hiei: Fiend by C. Dean Andersson.

Indigo: What's your favorite part?

Hiei: The Poem. *begins to read the poem 'Scream Fiend'
Have your brains shriveled and dried?
Do you think the Goddess died?
Think you that your deeds most dark
Will go unpunished? Just a lark?
Jason, you will writhe in hell!
This I vow! You know me well.
By my children's blood, you'll scream!
My sweet children. dead. Ah! Fiend!

Kurama: wow, Hiei I didn't know you could read so well.

Yusuke: Okay...so why are we here.

*Business by Eminem starts playing*

Yusuke and Hiei jump out in Batman and Robin alfits *Hiei in the

Robin alfit and Yusuke in the Batman alfit*

Yusuke: Hiei it seems like an SOS.

Hiei: Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Yusuke, you're fucking right.

Yusuke: to the rapemobile.

Indigo: will you two cut it out.

Yusuke and Hiei: Fine

Kurama: So..... Hiei how was your day?

Hiei: Hn, why are you talking to me like we're really close?

Kurama: We are friends, aren't we?

Hiei: *sits thinking, finally sighs* No.

Kurama: Fine you short little jackass.

Indigo: Enough, you two make up.

Hiei and Kurama: *looking at each other* Hell no!

Indigo: *pulsating vain on the side of her head* taste my fury *starts typing*

Hiei and Kurama: What the hell is going on * they were being drawn to each other until their lips touched*

Indigo: How do you like me now, Mwahahahahaha.

Hiei: Yuck! EWWWW, I kissed Kurama.

Kurama: disgusting, you sick person* points at Indigo*

Hiei: You will pay for that *He unsheathes his sword and charges at Indigo*

Indigo: Ahhhhhhh.* starts running for dear life* Hiei stop!!!!!

*Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama jumps on Hiei to stop him from chasing Indigo*

Hiei: *growls* Get Off!!!

*Kurama suddenly bends down and starts whispering in Hiei's ear*

Hiei: O.O you wouldn't.

*Yusuke turns to Indigo* Yusuke: what did he say to him?

Indigo: How the hell am I suppose to know, they were whispering.

Yusuke: you're the goddamn writer.

Indigo: oh