**Chapter II**
Me: Hey all! I would have had the chapter up sooner, but the stupid computer ERASED MY WORK!!!
Pippin: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!
Me: o_O You make me wonder about your brain.
Pippin: Starts singing the song from Wizard of OZ by the Scarecrow If only I had a brain.
Me: If only I had a mallet.
Everyone but Pippin and me: o_O
Pippin: I'm hungry.
Me: But you just ate lunch.
Pippin: I'm still hungry.
Me:Whispers Damn hobbits.
Pippin: What did you say?!?
Me: -_-' I said. uh. Ham bobs.
Pippin: Mmmm Ham!!
Me: o_O
Disclaimer: She doesn't own LOTR, but owning Legolas is WHOLE different story.
Legolas: x_X
On with chapter II.
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"Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the eastern shore." Legolas said.
"You mean not to follow them." Legolas said.
"Frodo's fate is no longer-" Aragorn said.
Suddenly, eight girls fell from the sky. Genie and I fell on Legolas. (A/N: ^_^) Nicole fell on Aragorn. Christina, Megan, Nikki fell on Gimli. Sam and Ashley fell on the ground. (A/N: Sorry guys: - ( )
Everyone got up except Megan, Gimli, and I. Gimli couldn't get up because Megan was on her. I tried to get up, but I failed miserably.
"Mind getting off of me." Gimli said.
Megan got up, and apologized to Gimli.
"Jokes over, Randi. You can get up now." Megan said.
"See there is a little problem there." I said.
"Why? What's wrong?" Nicole asked.
"I think I sprained my arm. Being the klutz I am, I probably did." I said. (A/N: I AM a Klutz. That is how I broke my arm. I slipped on ice. I'm a dumb ass!!)
Legolas came over to where I was, helped me up.
"Falan'tar!" I said still holding my arm.
"Your welcome." Legolas responded.
"Yo! Elf- boy! How are you ears pointy? Are they glued like that?" Megan asks as she starts to play with Legolas' ears.
"Rasafragit!" Legolas said.
"OoO! You cursed!" Megan said.
Legolas' eyes winded," How did you know what I said."
"We all know elvish." Nikki said.
"You called Megan goblin dung." I said.
"Gya'she!" Legolas said.
"Again with the potty mouth. Tsk! Tsk!" Megan said.
"Havo dad, Legolas." Nicole said.
Legolas sat down, and Aragorn pushed through the girls.
"Let me look at your arm." He said.
When he was done examining my arm he said," Just as I thought it is broken."
"Great! Just fucking great! A broken arm!" I said.
"Randi! Just calm down!" Genie said.
"You try to calm down, when you have a broken arm. I highly doubt there will be a hospital in Middle-Earth." I said angrily.
"What's a 'hospital'?" Gimli asked.
"It's a place where people go to get their wounds healed." Sam said.
"Oh." Gimli said.
"To make things better, Randi you are an elf." Xhemile said.
"Really?" I asked.
"Really!" Xhemile said.
"Really, Really?" I said.
"Yes!" Christina said.
I walked over to river, to look at my reflection. I gasped. It was true I was an elf. I was now 5'10; my short curly/wavy brown hair was now at my hip. My eyes were still brown. I kind of looked like Awren, but not as pale. My glasses and braces were gone.
I looked around to see my friends were different too.
Sam was now a hobbit. She shrunk! Her straight blond hair was now curly blond hair. Her glasses, and braces were gone. Christina is a hobbit too. Her short curly brown hair was now past her shoulder. Her glasses were gone too. Megan really didn't change. Hobbits are short, but Megan is normally short. Her hair was now curly. Genie had gotten shorter. Her long black hair is now curly short shoulder length.
Xhemile is still human she now is 5'4. Her brown hair was changed to blonde, with brown highlights. Her braces were gone too. Nicole is human too. She grew!! Nicole is a little shorter than Aragorn. Her short blond hair grew to her shoulder. Nikki is still human she is now 5'9, her short curly hair was now straight, and past her shoulders. Her braces and glasses were gone. Ashley is now 5'6, her hair didn't grow.
"How is my arm going to get better?" I asked as I walked back over to the boulder I was sitting on.
"Legolas is going to heal it." Aragorn said.
"I am?!" Legolas asked.
"Yes you are." Aragorn said.
"Gya'she!" Legolas said.
Legolas walked over to where I was sitting. He put his hands on my injured arm. Within thirty seconds it was healed. I began moving it.
No more pain.
"We better go find Frodo and Sam before they go to Mordor." Sam said.
Legolas raised an arrow to Sam's face, "Explain yourself, Halfling."
"Maybe if you get that arrow out of my face I will explain." Sam said.
Legolas lowered his bow," Now explain!!"
"She ain't telling no one nothing!" Xhemile said.
"Xhemile, you are speaking improper English it is 'She isn't telling anyone anything.' Ok?" I said.
"Whatever!" Xhemile said.
"Listen, if you let my Xhemile, Megan, Christina, Sam, and Genie go I will explain everything." I said.
"Fine." Legolas said.
Xhemile, Megan, Christina, Sam, and Genie got into the boat to go after Frodo, and Sam.
"Your friends left now explain." Gimli said.
"Somehow my friends and I got transported here. Where we come from anything on Middle- Earth is fantasy. Some dude made it up. There are no elves, dwarves, or orcs. Only humans, or as you say the race of men. All I know is that we must have been sent here for a reason. " I said.
"Oh."
"We don't know how to get back either." Nicole said.
"We must get moving, we cannot linger." Legolas said.
"Wait!" I said.
"What is it?" Aragorn asked.
"We need new clothes, the clothes that we can in are too small." Xhemile said.
"Oh." Aragorn said.
"Do you have to spare?" Nicole asked.
"I do." Legolas said.
"Luckily Galadriel gave me spare clothes." Legolas said.
"Dun! Dun!" I said.
Legolas gave us the clothes, and thank god they weren't dresses! We quickly changed into them. He gave us tunics, leggings, elven boots, and cloaks. Then we were on our way.
*** Frodo and Sam reached the top of the hill looking east over the Emyn Muli and the Dead Marshes.
"Mordor. I hope the others find a safer road." Frodo said.
"Strider'll look after 'em." Samwise said.
"I don't suppose we'll ever see them again." Frodo replied.
"We may yet Mr. Frodo. We may..." Samwise said.
"Sam. I'm glad you're with me." Frodo said.
"What about us?" Xhemile, Megan, Christina, Sam, and Genie say in unison.
"Who are you?" Samwise asked.
"We are umm.. From the Shire!" Sam said.
"Really?" Frodo asked.
"Yes." They all respond.
"Did you follow us here?" Frodo asked.
"No." Genie said.
"We were with Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli." Megan said.
"We were wondering if we could travel with you." Megan asked.
"Well. I don't know." Frodo said.
Xhemile, Megan, Christina, Sam, and Genie gave Frodo their best puppy dog face.
"Please." Christina asked.
"Fine." Frodo said.
"Thank you!" They all said in unison. They all run up to Frodo and Sam , and give them hugs.
"So what are your names anyway?" Sam asked.
"Oh! How rude of me! My name is Xhemile. This is Megan, that over there is Sam, the one with black hair is Genie, and she is Christina."
"Nice to meet you." Frodo said.
The Fellowship was on their way.
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Pippin: Still singing If only I had a brain
Me: o_O Anyway. Please R/R! You see that little button thing that say review do it!! Please!!
Me: Hey all! I would have had the chapter up sooner, but the stupid computer ERASED MY WORK!!!
Pippin: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!
Me: o_O You make me wonder about your brain.
Pippin: Starts singing the song from Wizard of OZ by the Scarecrow If only I had a brain.
Me: If only I had a mallet.
Everyone but Pippin and me: o_O
Pippin: I'm hungry.
Me: But you just ate lunch.
Pippin: I'm still hungry.
Me:Whispers Damn hobbits.
Pippin: What did you say?!?
Me: -_-' I said. uh. Ham bobs.
Pippin: Mmmm Ham!!
Me: o_O
Disclaimer: She doesn't own LOTR, but owning Legolas is WHOLE different story.
Legolas: x_X
On with chapter II.
I am Randi, Randi is I. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@
"Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the eastern shore." Legolas said.
"You mean not to follow them." Legolas said.
"Frodo's fate is no longer-" Aragorn said.
Suddenly, eight girls fell from the sky. Genie and I fell on Legolas. (A/N: ^_^) Nicole fell on Aragorn. Christina, Megan, Nikki fell on Gimli. Sam and Ashley fell on the ground. (A/N: Sorry guys: - ( )
Everyone got up except Megan, Gimli, and I. Gimli couldn't get up because Megan was on her. I tried to get up, but I failed miserably.
"Mind getting off of me." Gimli said.
Megan got up, and apologized to Gimli.
"Jokes over, Randi. You can get up now." Megan said.
"See there is a little problem there." I said.
"Why? What's wrong?" Nicole asked.
"I think I sprained my arm. Being the klutz I am, I probably did." I said. (A/N: I AM a Klutz. That is how I broke my arm. I slipped on ice. I'm a dumb ass!!)
Legolas came over to where I was, helped me up.
"Falan'tar!" I said still holding my arm.
"Your welcome." Legolas responded.
"Yo! Elf- boy! How are you ears pointy? Are they glued like that?" Megan asks as she starts to play with Legolas' ears.
"Rasafragit!" Legolas said.
"OoO! You cursed!" Megan said.
Legolas' eyes winded," How did you know what I said."
"We all know elvish." Nikki said.
"You called Megan goblin dung." I said.
"Gya'she!" Legolas said.
"Again with the potty mouth. Tsk! Tsk!" Megan said.
"Havo dad, Legolas." Nicole said.
Legolas sat down, and Aragorn pushed through the girls.
"Let me look at your arm." He said.
When he was done examining my arm he said," Just as I thought it is broken."
"Great! Just fucking great! A broken arm!" I said.
"Randi! Just calm down!" Genie said.
"You try to calm down, when you have a broken arm. I highly doubt there will be a hospital in Middle-Earth." I said angrily.
"What's a 'hospital'?" Gimli asked.
"It's a place where people go to get their wounds healed." Sam said.
"Oh." Gimli said.
"To make things better, Randi you are an elf." Xhemile said.
"Really?" I asked.
"Really!" Xhemile said.
"Really, Really?" I said.
"Yes!" Christina said.
I walked over to river, to look at my reflection. I gasped. It was true I was an elf. I was now 5'10; my short curly/wavy brown hair was now at my hip. My eyes were still brown. I kind of looked like Awren, but not as pale. My glasses and braces were gone.
I looked around to see my friends were different too.
Sam was now a hobbit. She shrunk! Her straight blond hair was now curly blond hair. Her glasses, and braces were gone. Christina is a hobbit too. Her short curly brown hair was now past her shoulder. Her glasses were gone too. Megan really didn't change. Hobbits are short, but Megan is normally short. Her hair was now curly. Genie had gotten shorter. Her long black hair is now curly short shoulder length.
Xhemile is still human she now is 5'4. Her brown hair was changed to blonde, with brown highlights. Her braces were gone too. Nicole is human too. She grew!! Nicole is a little shorter than Aragorn. Her short blond hair grew to her shoulder. Nikki is still human she is now 5'9, her short curly hair was now straight, and past her shoulders. Her braces and glasses were gone. Ashley is now 5'6, her hair didn't grow.
"How is my arm going to get better?" I asked as I walked back over to the boulder I was sitting on.
"Legolas is going to heal it." Aragorn said.
"I am?!" Legolas asked.
"Yes you are." Aragorn said.
"Gya'she!" Legolas said.
Legolas walked over to where I was sitting. He put his hands on my injured arm. Within thirty seconds it was healed. I began moving it.
No more pain.
"We better go find Frodo and Sam before they go to Mordor." Sam said.
Legolas raised an arrow to Sam's face, "Explain yourself, Halfling."
"Maybe if you get that arrow out of my face I will explain." Sam said.
Legolas lowered his bow," Now explain!!"
"She ain't telling no one nothing!" Xhemile said.
"Xhemile, you are speaking improper English it is 'She isn't telling anyone anything.' Ok?" I said.
"Whatever!" Xhemile said.
"Listen, if you let my Xhemile, Megan, Christina, Sam, and Genie go I will explain everything." I said.
"Fine." Legolas said.
Xhemile, Megan, Christina, Sam, and Genie got into the boat to go after Frodo, and Sam.
"Your friends left now explain." Gimli said.
"Somehow my friends and I got transported here. Where we come from anything on Middle- Earth is fantasy. Some dude made it up. There are no elves, dwarves, or orcs. Only humans, or as you say the race of men. All I know is that we must have been sent here for a reason. " I said.
"Oh."
"We don't know how to get back either." Nicole said.
"We must get moving, we cannot linger." Legolas said.
"Wait!" I said.
"What is it?" Aragorn asked.
"We need new clothes, the clothes that we can in are too small." Xhemile said.
"Oh." Aragorn said.
"Do you have to spare?" Nicole asked.
"I do." Legolas said.
"Luckily Galadriel gave me spare clothes." Legolas said.
"Dun! Dun!" I said.
Legolas gave us the clothes, and thank god they weren't dresses! We quickly changed into them. He gave us tunics, leggings, elven boots, and cloaks. Then we were on our way.
*** Frodo and Sam reached the top of the hill looking east over the Emyn Muli and the Dead Marshes.
"Mordor. I hope the others find a safer road." Frodo said.
"Strider'll look after 'em." Samwise said.
"I don't suppose we'll ever see them again." Frodo replied.
"We may yet Mr. Frodo. We may..." Samwise said.
"Sam. I'm glad you're with me." Frodo said.
"What about us?" Xhemile, Megan, Christina, Sam, and Genie say in unison.
"Who are you?" Samwise asked.
"We are umm.. From the Shire!" Sam said.
"Really?" Frodo asked.
"Yes." They all respond.
"Did you follow us here?" Frodo asked.
"No." Genie said.
"We were with Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli." Megan said.
"We were wondering if we could travel with you." Megan asked.
"Well. I don't know." Frodo said.
Xhemile, Megan, Christina, Sam, and Genie gave Frodo their best puppy dog face.
"Please." Christina asked.
"Fine." Frodo said.
"Thank you!" They all said in unison. They all run up to Frodo and Sam , and give them hugs.
"So what are your names anyway?" Sam asked.
"Oh! How rude of me! My name is Xhemile. This is Megan, that over there is Sam, the one with black hair is Genie, and she is Christina."
"Nice to meet you." Frodo said.
The Fellowship was on their way.
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Pippin: Still singing If only I had a brain
Me: o_O Anyway. Please R/R! You see that little button thing that say review do it!! Please!!