** Chapter V **
Me: Hey all!! MmM Lucky Charms!!
Pippin: I want some!! Reaches for the bowl.
Me: No!! Mine! Slaps hand.
Pippin: ;_; Meanie!!
Me: They are always tryin' to steal me lucky charms. Eyes shift back and forth.
Legolas: o_O right.
Me: Disclaimer!!
Disclaimer: Yes?
Me: Say it!!
Disclaimer: Okays!! LL123 doesn't own LOTR, her friends own themselves!
Me: ;_;
On with chapter five.
A/N: To the_nancing_elf I know that Legolas speaks Sindarin, I just felt like putting Quenya. So there! :-P Also I spelled Genie's name wrong! I'm sorry!! It's Geenie, not Genie.. I'm soo sorry!! Please forgive me!!
"Talking." 'Thinking.' :: Translation from elvish. :: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@
The battle between the orcs and the two humans was over. The two boys easily defeated them.
Ashley's eyes widen," Your not lying right? "
"You're telling the truth?" Nikki asked.
"I said that didn't I?!?" I responded.
"Ok. Squall's here!!" Ashley said jumping up and down.
Nikki started to do the same, but with Seifer's name instead.
"God! Save me from the insanity." Nicole whispered.
"Instead of just standing here, why don't you go greet them?" I asked.
Nikki gasped," Good idea!"
Nikki and Ashley began to run down the hill. Along the way Ashley fell in a mud puddle, and Nikki just fell getting her tunic dirty.
The Squall and Seifer just stared at the two girls.
" What the hell are they doing, Leonheart?" Seifer questioned.
"How the hell am I supposed to know?" Squall replied.
"Well.. You're the one that got us here!!" Seifer yell.
"I'm not the one who pissed off Edea!!" Squall screamed.
The two young adults began to bicker.
Nikki and Ashley were still running down the hill, falling many times.
Everyone walked away except me. I wanted see how much they would embarrass themselves.
I sighed, and began to walk down the hill.
"Ias bedich?" Legolas asked. ::Where are you going?::
I sighed," To go save them from farther embarrassment."
Legolas laughed," Henion. Anírach i tulu nín?" ::I understand. You need my help?:: (A/N: Or. DO you need my help? I'm not really sure.)
I smiled," With them two I'm going to need all the help I can get."
Legolas chuckled as he put his arm out," Shall we?"
I hooked onto his arm," Sure!"
*** Nicole glanced over her shoulder.
"Where is everyone?" She asked.
Aragorn turned around only to see Gimli trotting behind. There was no sign of Legolas, Randi, Nikki, or Ashley.
"We cannot leave them behind. We must find them." Aragorn responded.
"Thanks for pointing out the obvious!!" Nicole said.
Gimli chuckled," Even a little girl can make fun of you, Aragorn!"
"Hey! I'm not a little girl!!" Nicole replied.
"My mistake." Gimli answered.
The three turned around, and started to look for their friends.
*** Legolas and I were taking our sweet old time walking down the hill. By the time we reached Squall and Seifer Ashley and Nikki were hugging their "lovers."
"Would you get off of me??" Seifer yelled.
Nikki laughed nervously," Sorry!"
Nikki got off of Seifer, and Ashley did the same.
"Who the hell are you?" Seifer asked.
"I'm Ashley, and this is Nikki. We are like you number one fans!!"
I slapped my forehead, and said," Dumbasses. They are 100% dumbasses."
"Fans!? What the hell are you talking about?" Squall questioned.
"Well.. In our world.. . This isn't our world by the way. You are video game characters, and we both think you are totally hot!!" Nikki said.
"Fan girls, eh? This could be good, Leonheart." Seifer replied.
"God! He has that evil look in his eye." Squall said.
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP??" I screamed.
They all looked at me. It was quiet for about a minute.
"No!" Seifer replied.
"What did you just say?" I asked.
"I said no." He answered.
I was about to attack him, when someone's arm was holding me back. I turned around it was Legolas.
"Let go of me, Legolas!!" I screamed.
"No. You should know better than to act like this." He responded.
"I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna bring him pain!!" I answered.
"OoO! I'm scared now a girl is going to attack me!!" Seifer said sarcastically.
"Aww! Don't be scared!! Just remember big boys don't cry." I replied.
"No one insults me, and gets away with it." Seifer responded.
He started to walk toward me, but Squall was holding him back.
"Leonheart! Get off of me!!" Seifer yelled. "Seifer calm down! She is just a girl." Squall said.
"You're right. She is just a girl. What harm can a girl give?" Seifer questioned.
"Just a girl? Just a girl??? I'm the girl who can kick your ass." I replied elbowing Legolas in the gut, and stepping on his foot.
I went up to Seifer, and he backed up.
"What are you are of me?" I asked.
"Y-your. ears. they are pointy." Seifer said.
"No shit Sherlock! Now what color is the sky?" Nicole said.
I turned around Aragorn, and Gimli were just standing there, trying to hold in their laughter. Nicole was in front of them.
"B-b-but it's not normal!!!" Seifer responded.
"Well if you haven't noticed you aren't in Kansas anymore!!" Ashley replied.
"Then where are we?" Squall asked.
"You're in Middle- Earth.."
***
"Didn't you hear what my Frodo said?" Xhemile said.
"Uh.no." Zell replied.
"We are hobbits." Sam responded.
"Tobbits?" Zell asked.
"No! Hobbits. H-o-b-b-I-t-s." Geenie answered.
"What is that?" Zell questioned.
As they were explaining what a hobbit is, Megan and Christina started to wander off.
"Do you know where we are going?" Christina asked.
"No idea!" Megan replied.
"She has the brain of a hobbit, too." Christina whispered. (A/N: No offense Hobbit lovers!)
"What did you say?" Megan questioned.
"Nothing." Christina replied.
"Do you think we will find Merry, and Pippin?" Megan asked.
"I dunno." Christina answered.
Announcer Dude: Will Christina and Megan find Pippin and Merry? Will Zell get a brain? Will Seifer and Squall understand how they got in Middle- Earth? I Really don't know they didn't give me the script yet. Cheap sobs.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ Me: Finally!! It's done!! Yay!! Pippin: I still want lucky charms!!
Me: They are gone, sorry, pip!!
Pippin: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Cries
Me: o_O right. R/R Please!! Click the button that says Submit Reviews, and review me!!
Me: Hey all!! MmM Lucky Charms!!
Pippin: I want some!! Reaches for the bowl.
Me: No!! Mine! Slaps hand.
Pippin: ;_; Meanie!!
Me: They are always tryin' to steal me lucky charms. Eyes shift back and forth.
Legolas: o_O right.
Me: Disclaimer!!
Disclaimer: Yes?
Me: Say it!!
Disclaimer: Okays!! LL123 doesn't own LOTR, her friends own themselves!
Me: ;_;
On with chapter five.
A/N: To the_nancing_elf I know that Legolas speaks Sindarin, I just felt like putting Quenya. So there! :-P Also I spelled Genie's name wrong! I'm sorry!! It's Geenie, not Genie.. I'm soo sorry!! Please forgive me!!
"Talking." 'Thinking.' :: Translation from elvish. :: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@
The battle between the orcs and the two humans was over. The two boys easily defeated them.
Ashley's eyes widen," Your not lying right? "
"You're telling the truth?" Nikki asked.
"I said that didn't I?!?" I responded.
"Ok. Squall's here!!" Ashley said jumping up and down.
Nikki started to do the same, but with Seifer's name instead.
"God! Save me from the insanity." Nicole whispered.
"Instead of just standing here, why don't you go greet them?" I asked.
Nikki gasped," Good idea!"
Nikki and Ashley began to run down the hill. Along the way Ashley fell in a mud puddle, and Nikki just fell getting her tunic dirty.
The Squall and Seifer just stared at the two girls.
" What the hell are they doing, Leonheart?" Seifer questioned.
"How the hell am I supposed to know?" Squall replied.
"Well.. You're the one that got us here!!" Seifer yell.
"I'm not the one who pissed off Edea!!" Squall screamed.
The two young adults began to bicker.
Nikki and Ashley were still running down the hill, falling many times.
Everyone walked away except me. I wanted see how much they would embarrass themselves.
I sighed, and began to walk down the hill.
"Ias bedich?" Legolas asked. ::Where are you going?::
I sighed," To go save them from farther embarrassment."
Legolas laughed," Henion. Anírach i tulu nín?" ::I understand. You need my help?:: (A/N: Or. DO you need my help? I'm not really sure.)
I smiled," With them two I'm going to need all the help I can get."
Legolas chuckled as he put his arm out," Shall we?"
I hooked onto his arm," Sure!"
*** Nicole glanced over her shoulder.
"Where is everyone?" She asked.
Aragorn turned around only to see Gimli trotting behind. There was no sign of Legolas, Randi, Nikki, or Ashley.
"We cannot leave them behind. We must find them." Aragorn responded.
"Thanks for pointing out the obvious!!" Nicole said.
Gimli chuckled," Even a little girl can make fun of you, Aragorn!"
"Hey! I'm not a little girl!!" Nicole replied.
"My mistake." Gimli answered.
The three turned around, and started to look for their friends.
*** Legolas and I were taking our sweet old time walking down the hill. By the time we reached Squall and Seifer Ashley and Nikki were hugging their "lovers."
"Would you get off of me??" Seifer yelled.
Nikki laughed nervously," Sorry!"
Nikki got off of Seifer, and Ashley did the same.
"Who the hell are you?" Seifer asked.
"I'm Ashley, and this is Nikki. We are like you number one fans!!"
I slapped my forehead, and said," Dumbasses. They are 100% dumbasses."
"Fans!? What the hell are you talking about?" Squall questioned.
"Well.. In our world.. . This isn't our world by the way. You are video game characters, and we both think you are totally hot!!" Nikki said.
"Fan girls, eh? This could be good, Leonheart." Seifer replied.
"God! He has that evil look in his eye." Squall said.
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP??" I screamed.
They all looked at me. It was quiet for about a minute.
"No!" Seifer replied.
"What did you just say?" I asked.
"I said no." He answered.
I was about to attack him, when someone's arm was holding me back. I turned around it was Legolas.
"Let go of me, Legolas!!" I screamed.
"No. You should know better than to act like this." He responded.
"I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna bring him pain!!" I answered.
"OoO! I'm scared now a girl is going to attack me!!" Seifer said sarcastically.
"Aww! Don't be scared!! Just remember big boys don't cry." I replied.
"No one insults me, and gets away with it." Seifer responded.
He started to walk toward me, but Squall was holding him back.
"Leonheart! Get off of me!!" Seifer yelled. "Seifer calm down! She is just a girl." Squall said.
"You're right. She is just a girl. What harm can a girl give?" Seifer questioned.
"Just a girl? Just a girl??? I'm the girl who can kick your ass." I replied elbowing Legolas in the gut, and stepping on his foot.
I went up to Seifer, and he backed up.
"What are you are of me?" I asked.
"Y-your. ears. they are pointy." Seifer said.
"No shit Sherlock! Now what color is the sky?" Nicole said.
I turned around Aragorn, and Gimli were just standing there, trying to hold in their laughter. Nicole was in front of them.
"B-b-but it's not normal!!!" Seifer responded.
"Well if you haven't noticed you aren't in Kansas anymore!!" Ashley replied.
"Then where are we?" Squall asked.
"You're in Middle- Earth.."
***
"Didn't you hear what my Frodo said?" Xhemile said.
"Uh.no." Zell replied.
"We are hobbits." Sam responded.
"Tobbits?" Zell asked.
"No! Hobbits. H-o-b-b-I-t-s." Geenie answered.
"What is that?" Zell questioned.
As they were explaining what a hobbit is, Megan and Christina started to wander off.
"Do you know where we are going?" Christina asked.
"No idea!" Megan replied.
"She has the brain of a hobbit, too." Christina whispered. (A/N: No offense Hobbit lovers!)
"What did you say?" Megan questioned.
"Nothing." Christina replied.
"Do you think we will find Merry, and Pippin?" Megan asked.
"I dunno." Christina answered.
Announcer Dude: Will Christina and Megan find Pippin and Merry? Will Zell get a brain? Will Seifer and Squall understand how they got in Middle- Earth? I Really don't know they didn't give me the script yet. Cheap sobs.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ Me: Finally!! It's done!! Yay!! Pippin: I still want lucky charms!!
Me: They are gone, sorry, pip!!
Pippin: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Cries
Me: o_O right. R/R Please!! Click the button that says Submit Reviews, and review me!!