** Chapter VII **
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On with chapter seven.
"Talking." 'Thinking.' ::Translation Elvish to English. :: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@
The Company finally was on their way to Fangorn Forest. I had this weird feeling that someone was watching us; I looked at Legolas his eyes were darting back and forth.
"These are strange tracks." Said Aragorn.
"The air is so close in here." Replied Gimli.
"Isn't this the part where Gandalf comes back?" Asked Ashley.
"SHH!!" I yelled.
"Well.sorry!!"
"You can't say anything about the future. It will fuck up the timeline." Answered Nicole.
"Who the fuck is Gandalf?" Questioned Seifer.
"Isn't he some wizard dude?" Asked Squall.
The girls nodded.
"How do you know, Leonheart?" Questioned Seifer.
"Well. when I was really bored I read the books." Answered Squall.
"You must have been REALLY bored." Said Seifer.
"Seifer. Take that back before I kick you where the sun doesn't shine." Threatened Nikki.
"Make me!" Seifer replied.
With that Nikki kicked Seifer where the sun doesn't shine.
"Serves you right!" Answered Nicole.
"This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory... and anger." Responded Legolas.
Groans reverberate through the forest and Gimli raises his axe.
"The trees are speaking to each other."
Aragorn whispers to Gimli, " Gimli!"
"Huh?"
"Lower your axe." Replied Aragorn.
Gimli lowers his axe slowly," Oh."
"Aragorn, nad nâ ennas!" Exclaims Legolas. :: Something is out there!::
"Man cenich?" Asked Aragorn. :: What do you see?::
Legolas' eyes dart back, and forth," The White wizard approaches."
" This reminds me of the Wizard of Oz.. We should start singin' it." Said Ashley.
The girls nod, and start singing," We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was.
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because because because because because
Because of the wonderful things he does
.... because of the wonderful things he does!
We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We're off to see, We're off to see
The wonderful Wizard of Oz! "
Aragorn clears his throat.
"Did we interrupt you?" Asked Nikki.
Aragorn nodded.
"Oh..Umm. Sorry!!"
"Do not let him speak. He will put a spell on us." Responds Aragorn.
Aragorn wraps his hand around the hilt of his sword, Gimli tightens his hold on his axes, and Legolas notches an arrow to his bow. Seifer tights his grip on his sword, as does Squall. Nikki and I get into a fighting position. Nicole, and Ashley just sit there.
"We must be quick."
Nikki and I charge at the Wizard he tosses both of us aside. The axe that Gimli threw and the arrow that Legolas shot are deflected. Aragorn, Squall, and Seifer drop their swords, which has become red hot in his grasp. They shield their eyes with their hands from the bright light emanating from the White Wizard.
I rub my head," Oww!! That hurt!!!"
"Yea! You big Meanie!!" Yells Nikki.
"You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits." Replies the wizard.
"Duh!!" Responds Ashley.
"Where are they?" Asks Aragorn.
"They passed this way the day before yesterday. They met someone they did not expect. Does that comfort you?" The wizard answers.
"Who are you? Show yourself!" Yells Aragorn.
The bright light dims, revealing Gandalf, dressed all in white. Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli are astounded. The girls, and the two boys knew it what was going to happen. Legolas and Gimli bow.
"I will not bow down to anyone!" I said crossing my arms.
Legolas pulls me to the ground.
I growl at Legolas, and whisper," Stupid damn elf."
We get up from the ground.
"It cannot be. You fell." Said Aragorn.
"Through fire and water."
¿? Flash back ¿?
Gandalf is battling the Balrog on a peak.
"From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth."
Gandalf holds up Glamdring and a flash of lightning strikes it before he plunges the sword into the Balrog. With a final cry, the Balrog falls from the peak and lands, smoking, onto the icy rocks below.
"Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside."
On top of the mountain, Gandalf crawls a little ways and then collapses.
"Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life-age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again."
"I've been sent back until my task is done."
¿? End Flash back ¿?
"Gandalf!" Exclaims. Aragorn.
"Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. That was my name." Answers Gandalf.
"Gandalf!" Exclaims Gimli.
Gandalf has a twinkle in his eye," I am Gandalf the White."
Aragorn grins.
"And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
Aragorn nods.
"Tell me. Who are the six who travel with you?" Asks Gandalf.
"Oh. They say they are not from this world. Somehow they got transported here. Where they come from, is different from us." Replies Aragorn.
"I understand, we must be moving." Responded Gandalf.
They walk through the forest, with Gandalf leading the way, now wearing a gray cloak over his white robes.
"One stage of the journey is over, another begins. War has come to Rohan. We must ride to Edoras with all speed. "
Outside the forest, on the open grasslands again, Gandalf whistles piercingly. Soon an answering neigh is heard and a white horse appears from the plain, answering the call.
"That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell." Said Legolas.
"Nope! It's Shadowfax!" Exclaims Nikki.
Gimli bows.
"He's the lord of all horses and he's been my friend through many dangers. " Answered Gandalf.
The company and Gandalf ride swiftly across the plains of Edoras. Legolas and I are on one horse. Aragorn and Nicole on another. Ashley and Squall are on one, and Nikki, and Seifer on another.
***
The other part of the Fellowship is not in a good mood. Zell was annoying them, he was always complaining.
"I'm hungry.I could use some hotdogs right about now." Zell said.
"Hot.. dogs?" Questioned Frodo.
"Who would want to eat a warm dog?" Asked Samwise.
Frodo shrugged.
"What!?!? You haven't heard of hot dogs?" Questioned Zell.
Frodo, and Samwise shook their heads.
"AHHH!!!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!! THERE ARE NO HOT DOGS!!" Yelled Zell. (A/N: Hot dogs are Zell's favorite food.)
"Calm down, Zell." Sam said. (A/N: Not Samwise.)
" Why should I?!" Asked Zell.
"Because they are just hot dogs." Xhemile replied.
"Just hot dogs?! They aren't 'Just hot dogs', they are the BEST food ever created.."
Geenie was getting tired of this. She walked up to Zell, and kicked him in the 'Family jewels', immediately knocking him out.
"I thought he would never shut up." Xhemile said.
The girls dragged Zell away, as they continued their journey to Mordor.
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Me: Hey all!! Sorry it took me soo long to update..
Pippin: She was getting lazy..
Me: Uh. No!!
Pippin: Lair!!
Me: At least I do not sleep with a teddy bear.
Pippin: No I don't!!
Me: *Whips out tape recorder* Evidence is right here..
Pippin: Damn tape recorder..
Me: o_O Did he just same something smart.
Pippin: Buttered toast!!
Me: That's the Pippin we know and love.
Disclaimer: Go back to chapter one.
On with chapter seven.
"Talking." 'Thinking.' ::Translation Elvish to English. :: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@
The Company finally was on their way to Fangorn Forest. I had this weird feeling that someone was watching us; I looked at Legolas his eyes were darting back and forth.
"These are strange tracks." Said Aragorn.
"The air is so close in here." Replied Gimli.
"Isn't this the part where Gandalf comes back?" Asked Ashley.
"SHH!!" I yelled.
"Well.sorry!!"
"You can't say anything about the future. It will fuck up the timeline." Answered Nicole.
"Who the fuck is Gandalf?" Questioned Seifer.
"Isn't he some wizard dude?" Asked Squall.
The girls nodded.
"How do you know, Leonheart?" Questioned Seifer.
"Well. when I was really bored I read the books." Answered Squall.
"You must have been REALLY bored." Said Seifer.
"Seifer. Take that back before I kick you where the sun doesn't shine." Threatened Nikki.
"Make me!" Seifer replied.
With that Nikki kicked Seifer where the sun doesn't shine.
"Serves you right!" Answered Nicole.
"This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory... and anger." Responded Legolas.
Groans reverberate through the forest and Gimli raises his axe.
"The trees are speaking to each other."
Aragorn whispers to Gimli, " Gimli!"
"Huh?"
"Lower your axe." Replied Aragorn.
Gimli lowers his axe slowly," Oh."
"Aragorn, nad nâ ennas!" Exclaims Legolas. :: Something is out there!::
"Man cenich?" Asked Aragorn. :: What do you see?::
Legolas' eyes dart back, and forth," The White wizard approaches."
" This reminds me of the Wizard of Oz.. We should start singin' it." Said Ashley.
The girls nod, and start singing," We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was.
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because because because because because
Because of the wonderful things he does
.... because of the wonderful things he does!
We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We're off to see, We're off to see
The wonderful Wizard of Oz! "
Aragorn clears his throat.
"Did we interrupt you?" Asked Nikki.
Aragorn nodded.
"Oh..Umm. Sorry!!"
"Do not let him speak. He will put a spell on us." Responds Aragorn.
Aragorn wraps his hand around the hilt of his sword, Gimli tightens his hold on his axes, and Legolas notches an arrow to his bow. Seifer tights his grip on his sword, as does Squall. Nikki and I get into a fighting position. Nicole, and Ashley just sit there.
"We must be quick."
Nikki and I charge at the Wizard he tosses both of us aside. The axe that Gimli threw and the arrow that Legolas shot are deflected. Aragorn, Squall, and Seifer drop their swords, which has become red hot in his grasp. They shield their eyes with their hands from the bright light emanating from the White Wizard.
I rub my head," Oww!! That hurt!!!"
"Yea! You big Meanie!!" Yells Nikki.
"You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits." Replies the wizard.
"Duh!!" Responds Ashley.
"Where are they?" Asks Aragorn.
"They passed this way the day before yesterday. They met someone they did not expect. Does that comfort you?" The wizard answers.
"Who are you? Show yourself!" Yells Aragorn.
The bright light dims, revealing Gandalf, dressed all in white. Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli are astounded. The girls, and the two boys knew it what was going to happen. Legolas and Gimli bow.
"I will not bow down to anyone!" I said crossing my arms.
Legolas pulls me to the ground.
I growl at Legolas, and whisper," Stupid damn elf."
We get up from the ground.
"It cannot be. You fell." Said Aragorn.
"Through fire and water."
¿? Flash back ¿?
Gandalf is battling the Balrog on a peak.
"From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth."
Gandalf holds up Glamdring and a flash of lightning strikes it before he plunges the sword into the Balrog. With a final cry, the Balrog falls from the peak and lands, smoking, onto the icy rocks below.
"Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside."
On top of the mountain, Gandalf crawls a little ways and then collapses.
"Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life-age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again."
"I've been sent back until my task is done."
¿? End Flash back ¿?
"Gandalf!" Exclaims. Aragorn.
"Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. That was my name." Answers Gandalf.
"Gandalf!" Exclaims Gimli.
Gandalf has a twinkle in his eye," I am Gandalf the White."
Aragorn grins.
"And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
Aragorn nods.
"Tell me. Who are the six who travel with you?" Asks Gandalf.
"Oh. They say they are not from this world. Somehow they got transported here. Where they come from, is different from us." Replies Aragorn.
"I understand, we must be moving." Responded Gandalf.
They walk through the forest, with Gandalf leading the way, now wearing a gray cloak over his white robes.
"One stage of the journey is over, another begins. War has come to Rohan. We must ride to Edoras with all speed. "
Outside the forest, on the open grasslands again, Gandalf whistles piercingly. Soon an answering neigh is heard and a white horse appears from the plain, answering the call.
"That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell." Said Legolas.
"Nope! It's Shadowfax!" Exclaims Nikki.
Gimli bows.
"He's the lord of all horses and he's been my friend through many dangers. " Answered Gandalf.
The company and Gandalf ride swiftly across the plains of Edoras. Legolas and I are on one horse. Aragorn and Nicole on another. Ashley and Squall are on one, and Nikki, and Seifer on another.
***
The other part of the Fellowship is not in a good mood. Zell was annoying them, he was always complaining.
"I'm hungry.I could use some hotdogs right about now." Zell said.
"Hot.. dogs?" Questioned Frodo.
"Who would want to eat a warm dog?" Asked Samwise.
Frodo shrugged.
"What!?!? You haven't heard of hot dogs?" Questioned Zell.
Frodo, and Samwise shook their heads.
"AHHH!!!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!! THERE ARE NO HOT DOGS!!" Yelled Zell. (A/N: Hot dogs are Zell's favorite food.)
"Calm down, Zell." Sam said. (A/N: Not Samwise.)
" Why should I?!" Asked Zell.
"Because they are just hot dogs." Xhemile replied.
"Just hot dogs?! They aren't 'Just hot dogs', they are the BEST food ever created.."
Geenie was getting tired of this. She walked up to Zell, and kicked him in the 'Family jewels', immediately knocking him out.
"I thought he would never shut up." Xhemile said.
The girls dragged Zell away, as they continued their journey to Mordor.
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