~A Collection Of KH Song Parodies~
by Goggle
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DISCLAIMER:The following is a parody of "I'm OK", written by Christina Aguilera and Linda Perry, and performed by Christina Aguilera. The original song appears on Christina Aguilera's album "Stripped". I am in no way associated with the writers, performer, or anyone else involved in the making of this track.
Likewise, I do not own Kingdom Hearts. All characters belong to Squaresoft or Disney. I am not associated with Disney, Squaresoft, or anyone else involved in the making of this game.
**The original song's content is very serious. I understand that, and I am in no way making fun of the song, its writers, or its subject matter.**
**I am also not making fun of any writers of Sora/Riku fiction or any fiction they have written. I also understand that not only girls can write a Sora/Riku pairing. This parody is supposed to reflect Kairi's feelings if she happened to stumble upon this site and read some of your lovely Sora/Riku fiction. She would obviously hope it is not true because she would want Sora to be with her.**
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::Kairi's POV::
~HE'S NOT GAY~
Once upon a time there was a girl
She had a good boyfriend who saved the world
When he saved her life and she came back to her home
She found stories about boy/boy sexual tension
It hurt me to picture the look on my Sora's face
If he and Riku got it on in the Secret Place
Thinking of the butt sex I would cry up in my room
Hoping it would never be true
Stories fade fangirls but the pain remains the same
Even though I tell you those boys didn't get laid
Straight is my Sora, despite what all you say
And every morning that I wake I look back and then I pray
That he's not gay
I often worry for him, and carry all this guilt
Because my boyfriend's best friend is hot and nicely built
I hope that late at night, If I open up his door
Riku won't be banging him, making him moan for more
Fangirls don't you understand the damage you have done
For you it's just a fantasy but for me it's very wrong
Stories fade fangirls but the pain remains the same
Even though I tell you those boys didn't get, get laid
Gay? Not my Sora, he doesn't swing that way
And every morning that I wake I look back and then I pray
It's not so easy to forget, the stuff you make them do is oh so sick
When I read them, out pour the tears
Cause Sora being gay is one of my biggest, deepest fears
Stories fade fangirls but the pain remains the same
Even though I tell you those boys didn't get laid
Straight is my Sora, despite what all you say
And every morning that I wake I look back and then I pray
That he's not gay
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Well, did you like it? Then review it so I can know how much you liked it. Hated it? Review anyway! Tell me what I did wrong! I can take constructive criticism!Got any ideas? Tell me!
More parodies to come!
by Goggle
~~~~~
DISCLAIMER:The following is a parody of "I'm OK", written by Christina Aguilera and Linda Perry, and performed by Christina Aguilera. The original song appears on Christina Aguilera's album "Stripped". I am in no way associated with the writers, performer, or anyone else involved in the making of this track.
Likewise, I do not own Kingdom Hearts. All characters belong to Squaresoft or Disney. I am not associated with Disney, Squaresoft, or anyone else involved in the making of this game.
**The original song's content is very serious. I understand that, and I am in no way making fun of the song, its writers, or its subject matter.**
**I am also not making fun of any writers of Sora/Riku fiction or any fiction they have written. I also understand that not only girls can write a Sora/Riku pairing. This parody is supposed to reflect Kairi's feelings if she happened to stumble upon this site and read some of your lovely Sora/Riku fiction. She would obviously hope it is not true because she would want Sora to be with her.**
~~~~~
::Kairi's POV::
~HE'S NOT GAY~
Once upon a time there was a girl
She had a good boyfriend who saved the world
When he saved her life and she came back to her home
She found stories about boy/boy sexual tension
It hurt me to picture the look on my Sora's face
If he and Riku got it on in the Secret Place
Thinking of the butt sex I would cry up in my room
Hoping it would never be true
Stories fade fangirls but the pain remains the same
Even though I tell you those boys didn't get laid
Straight is my Sora, despite what all you say
And every morning that I wake I look back and then I pray
That he's not gay
I often worry for him, and carry all this guilt
Because my boyfriend's best friend is hot and nicely built
I hope that late at night, If I open up his door
Riku won't be banging him, making him moan for more
Fangirls don't you understand the damage you have done
For you it's just a fantasy but for me it's very wrong
Stories fade fangirls but the pain remains the same
Even though I tell you those boys didn't get, get laid
Gay? Not my Sora, he doesn't swing that way
And every morning that I wake I look back and then I pray
It's not so easy to forget, the stuff you make them do is oh so sick
When I read them, out pour the tears
Cause Sora being gay is one of my biggest, deepest fears
Stories fade fangirls but the pain remains the same
Even though I tell you those boys didn't get laid
Straight is my Sora, despite what all you say
And every morning that I wake I look back and then I pray
That he's not gay
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Well, did you like it? Then review it so I can know how much you liked it. Hated it? Review anyway! Tell me what I did wrong! I can take constructive criticism!Got any ideas? Tell me!
More parodies to come!