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Sadistic Hidden Camera

"Welcome back to the studio." The hostess said, "Now that last one had to be the best prank we ever pulled."

"I loved the look on his face when the tank turned around and ran over the man's dog." The male said, "But as they say. Oh baby, oh baby. You ain't seen nothing yet. Because this last prank of the show is a real doozy. Our woman in the field, Lucy Ferr is about to pull off the biggest prank ever on Sadistic Hidden Camera. Come in Lucy."

"Hello John." Lucy replied, "In our little combative spirit segment, The Prank to End All Pranks, tonight is my turn. We have called in a Hostage Situation to the FBI at this building. If you look closely you can see the man we said is the Hostage Taker."

In the third storey window, there was a man standing by the window drinking a cup of coffee and looking out.

"But as an extra bonus for this." Lucy continued, "We have told that man that there would be fake cops coming around and we wanted him to antagonise them as some sort of publicity stunt."

Sirens wailing could be heard as the law enforcement vehicles approached the area at great speed.

"We can hear the sirens coming fast." John said, "So we'll sit back and watch the events unfold."

"Ok." Lucy said. She stepped away from the camera and stood still to watch what they had started.

The FBI agents stepped out of their vehicles while the SWAT van pulled up and fully armed agents jumped out from it's back.

"What's the situation?" A middle-aged man asked.

"A man has taken several hostages. He's up there." Someone answered.

"Alright I want snipers up on the roof just behind me. And report when you have a clear shot at him." The agent in charge said. He took out a megaphone from the back seat, "Now listen up." He called through the megaphone, "Tell us what you want?"

The man opened the window to call out, "Piss off coppers!"

"Now look here." The AIC replied, "We just want to diffuse the situation before anybody gets hurt."

"You can't even diffuse a plastic bomb!" The man answered back. AIC listened in his earpiece. Two snipers had made their way to their positions and were ready for any orders, "Look here. What are your demands?"

"I demand that you go away and leave me to my business!"

Another agent leant over too him, "This is getting us nowhere."

"If you don't have anything more interesting to do, I suggest you go and dunk your doughnuts since that's what y'all are best at!"

"Stuff this!" He asked in his mic if anyone had a clear shot. They both replied in the affirmative, "This is your last chance to negotiate."

"Or what?!" The man asked, "You'll flash your badges? Oh that's really scary! I'm shaking so much!"

"Ok." AIC said to his snipers, "Take him out."

"Oh you know what they say about big guns guys?" The man called back, "Big guns equals small -"

A shot cut the taunts short and the man fell out of sight, "Target down." One of the snipers said through the headset, "Target down."

Lucy approached the scene and they attempted to get her to leave the area. Before long the AIC approached, "Leave the area ma-am." He ordered.

"Let me say one thing first." Lucy said, "You've been had by Sadistic Hidden Camera. You see that van over there?"

The AIC was stunned for a moment, "My God! You're Lucy Ferr! Everyone, we're on Sadistic Hidden Camera!"

Everyone paused for a moment before someone called back, "You're kidding? I watch that show almost all the time."



Back in the studio, the two was laughing, "Now that was a good one." Hostess said.

"That's right." John replied, "And remember the golden rule. Don't antagonise the law because you just might be on Sadistic Hidden Camera."

"That brings us to the end of another fun filled action packed show." Hostess said, "Remember to drive safely or at least drive really, really fast. Goodnight."