Tenshi-san: Uh… that was confusing…
Kurama: So, explain it.
Tenshi-san: I have an obsession with chibifying bishonen…
DISCLAIMER: I don't own YYH. I sure as hell wouldn't be writing fan fiction if I did own it.
Chapter 2: More Insanity. And Pizza In Tokyo.
Hiei: I don't see why we have to take her.
Kurama: She's paying for lunch…
Tenshi: Guess what I found out!
Hiei: You're going to die in ten minutes…
Tenshi: No. Be nice or I'll write you out of the fan fiction.
Hiei: Good! I have better things to do than cater to the whims of a madwoman!
Tenshi: or I could write you into an inexable pit filled with fangirls for the next ten thousand years…
Hiei: *glares* I'll be nice.
Chibi-Kurama: Can we get pizza?
Kurama: What did you find out?
Tenshi: Um… well, that a madman grabbed some of you DNA and created a chibi you, and now has the ability to turn anyone into a chibi form. And, yea, we can have pizza.
Kurama: Oh. *Watches Chibi-Kurama do the Pizza Dance* Really?
Tenshi: Yes. *grins*
Hiei: So this insane person just happened to pick Kurama out of the billions of people on this horrible little planet?
Tenshi: It's more… complicated than that…
Hiei: What did you do?
Tenshi: The pizza place!
Kurama: There's something peculiar about this place…
Yusuke: AHHHH!! *crashes through a plate glass window*
Hiei: Ha!
Tenshi: You're not a nice man, are you?
Hiei: I'm not a man, I'm a demon.
Tenshi: Technically, Kurama's a demon and he's nice.
Hiei: He has spent seventeen years as a human…
Kurama: Are you ok? *picks Yusuke out of the glass*
Yusuke: *!@?&
Kurama: Huh?
Tenshi: *giggle* No real swearing! This is staying PG.
Hiei: $#@!^&.
Chibi-Kurama: *tugs on Kurama's sleeve* What are they saying?
Kurama: Bad things. Yusuke, who threw you out the window?
Hiei: Yeah, because I want to congratulate him.* the ground opens up and squeals of crazed fan girls escape* Ahhhh! I'm sorry! I take it back!
*ground seals*
Rooster-Head: Hey, shorty, wanna insult Kenshin again?!
Tenshi: Kenshin? *goes white* oh $#@!, Kaoru is going to annihilate me…
Hiei: That should be interesting.
Tenshi: Oh, shut up.
END
Tenshi-san: It's short. But I'm so tired…
Kenshin: I didn't even get any lines…
Tenshi-san: Next time, small red-headed swordsperson.
Kurama: Stop flirting, he's taken.
Tenshi-san: I wouldn't dream of flirting with Kenshin.
Sano: At least while Kaoru is around…
Kenshin: My Kaoru is a bit scary, that she is. *smiles
Kurama: So, explain it.
Tenshi-san: I have an obsession with chibifying bishonen…
DISCLAIMER: I don't own YYH. I sure as hell wouldn't be writing fan fiction if I did own it.
Chapter 2: More Insanity. And Pizza In Tokyo.
Hiei: I don't see why we have to take her.
Kurama: She's paying for lunch…
Tenshi: Guess what I found out!
Hiei: You're going to die in ten minutes…
Tenshi: No. Be nice or I'll write you out of the fan fiction.
Hiei: Good! I have better things to do than cater to the whims of a madwoman!
Tenshi: or I could write you into an inexable pit filled with fangirls for the next ten thousand years…
Hiei: *glares* I'll be nice.
Chibi-Kurama: Can we get pizza?
Kurama: What did you find out?
Tenshi: Um… well, that a madman grabbed some of you DNA and created a chibi you, and now has the ability to turn anyone into a chibi form. And, yea, we can have pizza.
Kurama: Oh. *Watches Chibi-Kurama do the Pizza Dance* Really?
Tenshi: Yes. *grins*
Hiei: So this insane person just happened to pick Kurama out of the billions of people on this horrible little planet?
Tenshi: It's more… complicated than that…
Hiei: What did you do?
Tenshi: The pizza place!
Kurama: There's something peculiar about this place…
Yusuke: AHHHH!! *crashes through a plate glass window*
Hiei: Ha!
Tenshi: You're not a nice man, are you?
Hiei: I'm not a man, I'm a demon.
Tenshi: Technically, Kurama's a demon and he's nice.
Hiei: He has spent seventeen years as a human…
Kurama: Are you ok? *picks Yusuke out of the glass*
Yusuke: *!@?&
Kurama: Huh?
Tenshi: *giggle* No real swearing! This is staying PG.
Hiei: $#@!^&.
Chibi-Kurama: *tugs on Kurama's sleeve* What are they saying?
Kurama: Bad things. Yusuke, who threw you out the window?
Hiei: Yeah, because I want to congratulate him.* the ground opens up and squeals of crazed fan girls escape* Ahhhh! I'm sorry! I take it back!
*ground seals*
Rooster-Head: Hey, shorty, wanna insult Kenshin again?!
Tenshi: Kenshin? *goes white* oh $#@!, Kaoru is going to annihilate me…
Hiei: That should be interesting.
Tenshi: Oh, shut up.
END
Tenshi-san: It's short. But I'm so tired…
Kenshin: I didn't even get any lines…
Tenshi-san: Next time, small red-headed swordsperson.
Kurama: Stop flirting, he's taken.
Tenshi-san: I wouldn't dream of flirting with Kenshin.
Sano: At least while Kaoru is around…
Kenshin: My Kaoru is a bit scary, that she is. *smiles