Ginny Weasley. First off, what kind of name is Ginny Weasley? The poor (and I literally mean poor) girl must hate that name. So, forever more she shall be known as Gwenivere. Now. on with the story!

Gwenivere was a girl like no other (of course she is like no other. Everyone is different! Duh! Unless you account for the fact that her family multiplies like rabbits!) She had sparkling doe brown eyes, and dangerously long, flaming red hair that shimmered in the sunlight, and made all the boys swoon when they saw it. (Haha. I wonder what a guy would look like swooning!) However, those things weren't the only good qualities Gwenivere encompassed. She also had a body to die for that made all of the other girls in the school jealous (I wish I could say the same for me!), but was small enough to look good with any guy she wished to be with (I don't know about the readers, but my mom always says you have to be shorter than the guy you are dating, what a load of shit!) Then, to top it all off, she had the kind of personality that everyone could get along with.

I guess you could say that Gwenivere was the PERFECT teenage girl. There was only one problem. Gwenivere had no friends to speak of. Try as she might, she could not get anyone to notice her good looks, intelligent mind, or her keen sense. Even her brother, Ron, and his two best friends always left her out. It seemed as if there was nothing she could do to change herself (because she was already PERFECT!) to make people like her more.

Until.

One day, Gwenivere's favorite, sexy, and cool brother came home for a visit. (Yes, I think you all know who I'm talking about. Bill.) While he was there, Molly Weasley, the overprotecting, money-squandering, over- loving mother made him clean out his closet because he no longer lives there. And lo and behold! A star from heaven. out of his closet came the most bad ass pair of boots that Gwenivere had ever seen, and of course being that she needed to have a new image at school, she took Bill's sexy bad ass boots (with his permission of course! She has not become a kleptomaniac or anything!)

Then, she thought to herself. If I can get a new pair of boots this easily, I must be able to get a new wardrobe easily too. All I need to do is find some short skirts and several low slung tops that will make all of the boys stare at my ample cleavage. Now, whom shall I call.? Ah ha! Why didn't I think of this before.? I will call Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown, the two in-house sluts of Gryffindor tower.

So, little Gwenivere Weasley set off to call upon Parvati and Lavender to make her look beautiful for the new school year that was to come.

A/N. So, what did you think? Tell me everything. like if I should keep going or not. And everything in general. I want lots of reviews!! I'm a review hoarder! Mwa hahaha! Review!