"Yes. As a matter of fact, I would like to know what the hell is going on
here!" screamed Gwenivere.
"You have a right to be angry Gwen.. We should have told you more about.. ourselves.." whimpered Lavender, who was totally unaware that Gwen could look so menacing.
. "Yes, I think you should have! What were you doing?" questioned Gwen
"Well, to put it simply. Lava and I.. well, we like to trade boyfriends a lot?" suggested Parvati.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Lavender, glad that Parvati had come up with such a good excuse. (Wait a sec! That isn't a good excuse! I am such a liar!)
"Well, I guess that makes sense. The two of you are practically sisters; of course you would be curious what each other's boyfriends were like.. I mean, I should have realized this before! Fred and George trade girlfriends all the time, why would you to be any different!" concluded Gwen.
"Your so right Gwen, dear! I am so happy you are so smart. I would hate to have to have had to explain this to you!" said Parvati, while casting Lavender a shifty glance.
"Yes. We are so happy, and speaking of boyfriends.. Have you decided who your new boyfriend this year was going to be?" questioned Lavender.
"Actually, I haven't thought a thing about a boyfriend. Do you have any suggestions?" asked Gwen.
"First. Now this is really important so listen up. You HAVE to get over you ridiculous obsession with Harry Potter!" exclaimed Parvati.
"That's simple enough. I already decided that I was over him at the end of last year. That's why I decided it was time for a change. I need to appeal to someone other that Harry Potter. In fact, now that I think about it, I can't believe I ever liked him!" said Gwen.
"Great! So, getting you to stop liking Potter is already done. Now we need to get down to business!" yelled Parvati.
"Lets see.. You need a guy that is at least a year older than you. So, a sixth or seventh year." Mentioned Lavender.
"And don't forget, a guy, no scratch that.. A man with a tough image. No sissy boys"
"He needs to have a fit figure."
"Must have a great smile.. and ass"
"But most importantly.. He must be good in bed!" they both squealed.
"Okay. I got it. The only question is who should I pick?" questioned Gwen.
"Now, here is the tough part.. Blaise from Slytherin?" suggested Lavender.
"No, he's taken." said Gwen.
"How about Justin from---" Parvati started to suggest.
"Now way! He is not tough at all! Isn't he gay?" questioned Lavender.
"Oh right. Sorry. I forgot."
"That's okay." Gwen said. She didn't know Justin was gay anyway. In fact she was about to suggest him herself.
"Back to business!" yelled Lavender.
"Okay, okay.How about.. Draco Malfoy?" Parvati suggested.
"Oh! Oh! He is perfect! What do you say Gwen?"
"Well.. I guess he is okay.. He can just be such of an ass though."
"Perfect. The matter is settled!" exclaimed Lavender just as he train pulled into the station.
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has reviewed! I feel so bad for not updating last week! I promised I would update three times a week, and I didn't I am such a wretched person. (Someone should hit me!) Anyway, to make it up, I will do an actual sorting hat song and I will give out a personal thank-you to everyone who has given a signed review.
Thank you for being patient! And Please review, especially if you have any questions or comments! Or e-mail me (My address is in my profile)!
"You have a right to be angry Gwen.. We should have told you more about.. ourselves.." whimpered Lavender, who was totally unaware that Gwen could look so menacing.
. "Yes, I think you should have! What were you doing?" questioned Gwen
"Well, to put it simply. Lava and I.. well, we like to trade boyfriends a lot?" suggested Parvati.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Lavender, glad that Parvati had come up with such a good excuse. (Wait a sec! That isn't a good excuse! I am such a liar!)
"Well, I guess that makes sense. The two of you are practically sisters; of course you would be curious what each other's boyfriends were like.. I mean, I should have realized this before! Fred and George trade girlfriends all the time, why would you to be any different!" concluded Gwen.
"Your so right Gwen, dear! I am so happy you are so smart. I would hate to have to have had to explain this to you!" said Parvati, while casting Lavender a shifty glance.
"Yes. We are so happy, and speaking of boyfriends.. Have you decided who your new boyfriend this year was going to be?" questioned Lavender.
"Actually, I haven't thought a thing about a boyfriend. Do you have any suggestions?" asked Gwen.
"First. Now this is really important so listen up. You HAVE to get over you ridiculous obsession with Harry Potter!" exclaimed Parvati.
"That's simple enough. I already decided that I was over him at the end of last year. That's why I decided it was time for a change. I need to appeal to someone other that Harry Potter. In fact, now that I think about it, I can't believe I ever liked him!" said Gwen.
"Great! So, getting you to stop liking Potter is already done. Now we need to get down to business!" yelled Parvati.
"Lets see.. You need a guy that is at least a year older than you. So, a sixth or seventh year." Mentioned Lavender.
"And don't forget, a guy, no scratch that.. A man with a tough image. No sissy boys"
"He needs to have a fit figure."
"Must have a great smile.. and ass"
"But most importantly.. He must be good in bed!" they both squealed.
"Okay. I got it. The only question is who should I pick?" questioned Gwen.
"Now, here is the tough part.. Blaise from Slytherin?" suggested Lavender.
"No, he's taken." said Gwen.
"How about Justin from---" Parvati started to suggest.
"Now way! He is not tough at all! Isn't he gay?" questioned Lavender.
"Oh right. Sorry. I forgot."
"That's okay." Gwen said. She didn't know Justin was gay anyway. In fact she was about to suggest him herself.
"Back to business!" yelled Lavender.
"Okay, okay.How about.. Draco Malfoy?" Parvati suggested.
"Oh! Oh! He is perfect! What do you say Gwen?"
"Well.. I guess he is okay.. He can just be such of an ass though."
"Perfect. The matter is settled!" exclaimed Lavender just as he train pulled into the station.
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has reviewed! I feel so bad for not updating last week! I promised I would update three times a week, and I didn't I am such a wretched person. (Someone should hit me!) Anyway, to make it up, I will do an actual sorting hat song and I will give out a personal thank-you to everyone who has given a signed review.
Thank you for being patient! And Please review, especially if you have any questions or comments! Or e-mail me (My address is in my profile)!