A/N: This fanfiction/role play is written by my best friend Liz and I. We
came up with the idea not too long ago and decided to collaborate on it.
^.^ We do owe some credit to the writers of a Ronin Warrior fanfiction
called 'Guy Talk' who did a talk show kind of thing like this with the
anime characters from 'Ronin Warriors', we just decided to do a talk show
with Harry Potter characters and the characters of ourselves and friends.
I hope you'll enjoy our genius and humour. lol
Witches and Wizards Today Introduction
The fire is black and the only indication that there's nothing wrong is a low, resonant voice.
Host: "Hello, hello! Welcome to Witches and Wizards Today, a talk show dedicated to...you guessed it, Witches and Wizards...today!"
The lights are brought up until a spotlight is shining on a large man with light blue skin, wearing a flashy purple suit and bright green tie.
Host: He dons and ear-to-ear grin. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'll be your Host, Solmyr ibn Wali Barad. We'll be introducing you to such characters as Professor Severus Snape, Gilderoy Lockhart, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore, and many, many more. I hope you'll tune in to a fireplace near you. And now a closing word from some of our sponsors."
****
The fire dims again, then rises to show a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans.
Commercial guy: "Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. What's your flavour?"
The box opens magically and the candy beans jump out in all directions.
****
Another face appears in the fire, this one belonging to a creepy looking old man with a raspy voice.
Olivander: "Olivander's Wand Shop, where the wand chooses the Wizard. Be sure to stop in next week for our half off sale's event."
Small print disclaimer under the ancient face reads: 'Note that school is already in session.'
Witches and Wizards Today Introduction
The fire is black and the only indication that there's nothing wrong is a low, resonant voice.
Host: "Hello, hello! Welcome to Witches and Wizards Today, a talk show dedicated to...you guessed it, Witches and Wizards...today!"
The lights are brought up until a spotlight is shining on a large man with light blue skin, wearing a flashy purple suit and bright green tie.
Host: He dons and ear-to-ear grin. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'll be your Host, Solmyr ibn Wali Barad. We'll be introducing you to such characters as Professor Severus Snape, Gilderoy Lockhart, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore, and many, many more. I hope you'll tune in to a fireplace near you. And now a closing word from some of our sponsors."
****
The fire dims again, then rises to show a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans.
Commercial guy: "Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. What's your flavour?"
The box opens magically and the candy beans jump out in all directions.
****
Another face appears in the fire, this one belonging to a creepy looking old man with a raspy voice.
Olivander: "Olivander's Wand Shop, where the wand chooses the Wizard. Be sure to stop in next week for our half off sale's event."
Small print disclaimer under the ancient face reads: 'Note that school is already in session.'