Court TV
Hi everybody! YAY! People read my story....*sniffles* i feel so loveded*sniff sniff* i like popcorn and ice cream and oreos! and M&MS! thats why my nickname is M&M now!^_^ok what was i doing again?? OH YEAH! i was writing the story now!yay! I LYK SUGAR!!!!!!!!!and ICE CREAM!!!!!
Disclaimer:*sigh* do i always have to do these?? yes i own you all i am rich and own TV shows and have a popular video game thats why im writing a story about it...its funny though im only 13 and i have never been to Japan EVER..hhmm i wonder why my name is not in the credits of peoples court, court TV, OR harvest moon 64...hhhhmm i wonder...
Ch.2 Just Cuz You Sue Doesn't Mean You Win
*Gray walks in*
T1G:*has protective gear on* ok this is Gray*pauses and sees if anybody throws watermelon* he is suing Karen for...uumm...well im not sure cuz he doesn't talk...
Audience:BOOOOOOO!!!!! HE DOES TALK!!! BOO!!!!!! WE READ THAT STORY! BOOOO!!!!!*people throw moldy honeydew and cantaloupe at him*
T1G: HAHA YOU CAN'T GET ME CUZ I HAVE PROTECTIVE GEAR!!!!!!
Audience:*stops throwing*
T1G:*looks at the audience*
Audience:*looks at T1G then looks at each other and a guy named bob walks up to T1G*
Bob:*takes off protective gear and burns it with a lighter*
Audience:*cheers and applauses* YOU GO BOB!!!!!*starts throwing again after Bob moves*
T1G: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IM ALLERGIC TO HONEYDEW!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!THEY GIVE ME HIVES!!!!!!!!*runs out of the courtroom*
Audience: YAY!!!!!
*Karen walks in*
JL:...zZZ-_-*is talking in sleep* but why cant we go out?? we can! BUT KKEENNNYYYYYYYY!!!WHYWHYWHY!!!!*opens her eyes and all the court is staring*
Audience and Gray and Karen:*all stare*
JL: if i hear that anyone speaks a WORD of what i just said I WILL FIND OUT I CAN READ MINDS! YOU WILL DIE A SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH....
Audience looks scared
Karen:*whispering to herself* she can....hhmmmm*flashes back about how her mind was once read by someone*
JL:...ok...uumm...what the hell do yall want??
Gray:...............
JL:*somehow understanding* mmhhmmm and?
Gray:....
JL: I see....*talking to Karen* its obvious that this boy was in that story Karen....I have proof I was there reading yalls mind when it happened.....
Audience and Karen: *looks astonished*
Karen: IT WAS YOU!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT READ MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!
JL: annddddddd....your point is??
Karen: IM SUING YOU!!!!!AND I WILL WIN CUZ YOU JUST ADMITTED IT!!!!!
JL: Well actually deary...you lose both cases...the first one because I was there...and the second one just cuz I win....just because you have proof doesn't mean you win....plus....I ALWAYS WIN! ^_^
Karen: BUT!*starts throwing a temper tatrum*
JL: tsk tsk...well anyway..where is Jack with his popcorn?? I like to watch her whine...JACK!! JACK WHERE ARE YOU COME HERE!!!!!!AND BRING POPCORN!!
*Jack walks in the courtroom with his popcorn*
JL: there you are!!
Jack: *crunch* yup *walks up to the podium thingy and sits*
*both eat popcorn and watch Karen whine*
JL and Jack: DAMN THE POPCORN IS GONE!!!!!!
Jack:*Pulls another bag out of nowhere*
Jack and JL: YAY!
JL: *talking to Karen* are you done yet??
Karen: ...uumm...........................hold on i think i've got one more*screams* ok yes now im done
JL: good now get out!!!!!
Karen: fine..but i WILL get my revenge!
JL:...ok then..if you say so.....*starts cracking up* AHAHAHHA DID YOU HEAR THAT!!!!!!!!!!????????
Audience and Jack: *start laughing hysterically*
JL: o wait a minute Karen...the script says you need to stay cuz you and Kai are suing Popuri...oh and Jack you can go now im full of popcorn.
Jack: ok! bye*crunch*bye!uumm...you wanna go to the movies later???
JL: is there gonna be popcorn there??
Jack: yup!
JL: SURE!!!!!! ILL SEE YOU LATER!!!!
Jack: bye!
Audience: WE WANNA GO!!!!!
Jack: HELL NO YOU CANT GO ONLY ME AND LYNNIKA!!!!
Audience:O_O!!!! YOU CALLED HER BY HER FIRST NAME!!!!
Jack: well actually her first name is *screen blanks out*
Audience: OH MY GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!*all faint*
Jack: what I do???
JL: you didn't do anything Jack...you are the only one that knows me by that name but now everyone else does!
Jack:..oops...sorry..
JL: thats ok I can just kill them off if they repeat it
Audience: *instantly raises up* WE WON'T JE- JUGDE LYNNIKA!
JL: thats what I thought!ok byebye Jack go now before anybody else finds out what my real name is!
Jack: ok byebye I'll pick you up later!
JL: you don't HAVE a car...
Jack: who said I was going to drive?we are walking!
JL: oh..I knew that!
Jack: sure!*leaves*
JL: Ok lets make this next case quick I don't have time for yall today!
*Kai walks in followed by Popuri*
Popuri: please don't sue!! I swear it was an accident!!!!
Kai: LIAR!!!
Popuri: darn...
*the door starts to open again*
Audience: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT T1G!!!!! *door closes again*
Kai: hi Jes...I mean JL!!
JL: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!!?!?! Kai: You told me!
JL: oh...well im not telling anybody else cuz yall tell people!!!!!
Kai: nuh un!
JL: yes huh!
Karen: CAN WE START THE CASE ALREADY!!???
JL:fine be that way but you lost 2 cases already so HA!
Karen: ggrrr...
Popuri: PPPLLLEEAASSEE DONT SUE KAI!!!!!!! ILL GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai:..really??
Popuri: YES!!! Karen: KAI??!!!
Kai:*whispers something to Karen*
JL: *giggles* hehe..
Popuri: what??
JL: you are really in for it Popuri...*starts lauging hysterically*
Popuri: what have I gotten myself into...
JL: a whole lot of crap!!!!!AHAHAHHAA
Kai: uuumm JL I would like to scentence her on a date with me and she has to spend the-
JL: I already know I read your mind deary
Kai:..oh!! ok!
JL: yeah! so Popuri you are scented on a date with Kai... you have to spend 24 hours with him and if you flee I WILL KNOW I HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
Popuri:.....*sniff* ok
JL: *slams huge gravel on podium thing* CASE CLOSED I HAVE A DATE WITH SOME POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!..oh and Jack!*leaves*
*Credits Roll*
YAY! THAT IS THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!THANKS FOR READING IT!!!!!!!!THERE ARE MORE CASES TO COME AND WHEN I FIND A WAY TO FIT IT IN I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENED ON KAI AND POPURIS DATE! I LIKE YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHE now you have 3 choices!!!!
a) review!
b) review!
c) not review and burn a horrible slow death!!!!!
yay pick one i prefer any of the first 2!!! if you cant say nothing about the story(cuz you are speechless cuz the story is SOOO good) just review and say ALL HAIL QUEEN LYNNIKA THE RULER OF ALL!!!!!!!
Hi everybody! YAY! People read my story....*sniffles* i feel so loveded*sniff sniff* i like popcorn and ice cream and oreos! and M&MS! thats why my nickname is M&M now!^_^ok what was i doing again?? OH YEAH! i was writing the story now!yay! I LYK SUGAR!!!!!!!!!and ICE CREAM!!!!!
Disclaimer:*sigh* do i always have to do these?? yes i own you all i am rich and own TV shows and have a popular video game thats why im writing a story about it...its funny though im only 13 and i have never been to Japan EVER..hhmm i wonder why my name is not in the credits of peoples court, court TV, OR harvest moon 64...hhhhmm i wonder...
Ch.2 Just Cuz You Sue Doesn't Mean You Win
*Gray walks in*
T1G:*has protective gear on* ok this is Gray*pauses and sees if anybody throws watermelon* he is suing Karen for...uumm...well im not sure cuz he doesn't talk...
Audience:BOOOOOOO!!!!! HE DOES TALK!!! BOO!!!!!! WE READ THAT STORY! BOOOO!!!!!*people throw moldy honeydew and cantaloupe at him*
T1G: HAHA YOU CAN'T GET ME CUZ I HAVE PROTECTIVE GEAR!!!!!!
Audience:*stops throwing*
T1G:*looks at the audience*
Audience:*looks at T1G then looks at each other and a guy named bob walks up to T1G*
Bob:*takes off protective gear and burns it with a lighter*
Audience:*cheers and applauses* YOU GO BOB!!!!!*starts throwing again after Bob moves*
T1G: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IM ALLERGIC TO HONEYDEW!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!THEY GIVE ME HIVES!!!!!!!!*runs out of the courtroom*
Audience: YAY!!!!!
*Karen walks in*
JL:...zZZ-_-*is talking in sleep* but why cant we go out?? we can! BUT KKEENNNYYYYYYYY!!!WHYWHYWHY!!!!*opens her eyes and all the court is staring*
Audience and Gray and Karen:*all stare*
JL: if i hear that anyone speaks a WORD of what i just said I WILL FIND OUT I CAN READ MINDS! YOU WILL DIE A SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH....
Audience looks scared
Karen:*whispering to herself* she can....hhmmmm*flashes back about how her mind was once read by someone*
JL:...ok...uumm...what the hell do yall want??
Gray:...............
JL:*somehow understanding* mmhhmmm and?
Gray:....
JL: I see....*talking to Karen* its obvious that this boy was in that story Karen....I have proof I was there reading yalls mind when it happened.....
Audience and Karen: *looks astonished*
Karen: IT WAS YOU!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT READ MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!
JL: annddddddd....your point is??
Karen: IM SUING YOU!!!!!AND I WILL WIN CUZ YOU JUST ADMITTED IT!!!!!
JL: Well actually deary...you lose both cases...the first one because I was there...and the second one just cuz I win....just because you have proof doesn't mean you win....plus....I ALWAYS WIN! ^_^
Karen: BUT!*starts throwing a temper tatrum*
JL: tsk tsk...well anyway..where is Jack with his popcorn?? I like to watch her whine...JACK!! JACK WHERE ARE YOU COME HERE!!!!!!AND BRING POPCORN!!
*Jack walks in the courtroom with his popcorn*
JL: there you are!!
Jack: *crunch* yup *walks up to the podium thingy and sits*
*both eat popcorn and watch Karen whine*
JL and Jack: DAMN THE POPCORN IS GONE!!!!!!
Jack:*Pulls another bag out of nowhere*
Jack and JL: YAY!
JL: *talking to Karen* are you done yet??
Karen: ...uumm...........................hold on i think i've got one more*screams* ok yes now im done
JL: good now get out!!!!!
Karen: fine..but i WILL get my revenge!
JL:...ok then..if you say so.....*starts cracking up* AHAHAHHA DID YOU HEAR THAT!!!!!!!!!!????????
Audience and Jack: *start laughing hysterically*
JL: o wait a minute Karen...the script says you need to stay cuz you and Kai are suing Popuri...oh and Jack you can go now im full of popcorn.
Jack: ok! bye*crunch*bye!uumm...you wanna go to the movies later???
JL: is there gonna be popcorn there??
Jack: yup!
JL: SURE!!!!!! ILL SEE YOU LATER!!!!
Jack: bye!
Audience: WE WANNA GO!!!!!
Jack: HELL NO YOU CANT GO ONLY ME AND LYNNIKA!!!!
Audience:O_O!!!! YOU CALLED HER BY HER FIRST NAME!!!!
Jack: well actually her first name is *screen blanks out*
Audience: OH MY GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!*all faint*
Jack: what I do???
JL: you didn't do anything Jack...you are the only one that knows me by that name but now everyone else does!
Jack:..oops...sorry..
JL: thats ok I can just kill them off if they repeat it
Audience: *instantly raises up* WE WON'T JE- JUGDE LYNNIKA!
JL: thats what I thought!ok byebye Jack go now before anybody else finds out what my real name is!
Jack: ok byebye I'll pick you up later!
JL: you don't HAVE a car...
Jack: who said I was going to drive?we are walking!
JL: oh..I knew that!
Jack: sure!*leaves*
JL: Ok lets make this next case quick I don't have time for yall today!
*Kai walks in followed by Popuri*
Popuri: please don't sue!! I swear it was an accident!!!!
Kai: LIAR!!!
Popuri: darn...
*the door starts to open again*
Audience: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT T1G!!!!! *door closes again*
Kai: hi Jes...I mean JL!!
JL: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!!?!?! Kai: You told me!
JL: oh...well im not telling anybody else cuz yall tell people!!!!!
Kai: nuh un!
JL: yes huh!
Karen: CAN WE START THE CASE ALREADY!!???
JL:fine be that way but you lost 2 cases already so HA!
Karen: ggrrr...
Popuri: PPPLLLEEAASSEE DONT SUE KAI!!!!!!! ILL GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai:..really??
Popuri: YES!!! Karen: KAI??!!!
Kai:*whispers something to Karen*
JL: *giggles* hehe..
Popuri: what??
JL: you are really in for it Popuri...*starts lauging hysterically*
Popuri: what have I gotten myself into...
JL: a whole lot of crap!!!!!AHAHAHHAA
Kai: uuumm JL I would like to scentence her on a date with me and she has to spend the-
JL: I already know I read your mind deary
Kai:..oh!! ok!
JL: yeah! so Popuri you are scented on a date with Kai... you have to spend 24 hours with him and if you flee I WILL KNOW I HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
Popuri:.....*sniff* ok
JL: *slams huge gravel on podium thing* CASE CLOSED I HAVE A DATE WITH SOME POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!..oh and Jack!*leaves*
*Credits Roll*
YAY! THAT IS THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!THANKS FOR READING IT!!!!!!!!THERE ARE MORE CASES TO COME AND WHEN I FIND A WAY TO FIT IT IN I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENED ON KAI AND POPURIS DATE! I LIKE YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHE now you have 3 choices!!!!
a) review!
b) review!
c) not review and burn a horrible slow death!!!!!
yay pick one i prefer any of the first 2!!! if you cant say nothing about the story(cuz you are speechless cuz the story is SOOO good) just review and say ALL HAIL QUEEN LYNNIKA THE RULER OF ALL!!!!!!!