Court TV
nneww chhappeetterrr! yay! lolz ok uhh....to the chapter!Probably another random chapter!YAY!
Ch. 3 Random Stuff Happens In Court!AGAIN!
Audience: *Armed with apples*
JL: hes not coming audience....
Audience:*upset* WHY!??!!!
JL: hes sick...*looks upset* i was gonna enjoy that too....apples always work...
Audience:*bursts into tears* WAAHHH!!!!
JL: *tears form*..sad....
All of a sudden Cliff bursts in
Cliff: I GOT CAIN BACK!!!!!!NOW HELP ME!!!!
fairyfriend: CLIIFFIEEE!!!!!!!!!*runs out after him*hi lynnika!
JL: hi!whatcha doin?
fairyfriend: chasing cliffie!
JL: oh! have funfun!
Cliff: WHAT??YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME!
JL: But im tired *falls asleep*
Cliff: WHAT THE HEcK!*runs out*
fairyfriend: CLIFFIE! WAIT FOR ME!*runs out after him*
door slams
JL:*wakes up* huh? what happened?
Audience: Cliff ran out and fairyfriend went after him.
JL: oh! ok then...where are the plantiff and defendent?
Audience:*shrugs*
Audience:hhmmmm......*thinks hard*
Where the plantiff and defendent are
Jack: Why are I suing me again?
Maria: N-n-no Jack.....I-I am s-s-s-suing y-y-y-you...*burst into tears*
Jack: Why are is there water coming out of you eyes?
Maria: *through tears* I-I-I d-d-d-dont ww-w-w-want to s-s-s-s-sue you b-b-but that b-b-book w-w-w-was f-f-f-from 100 y-y-years a-a-a-ago...theres no o-o-other b-b-b-b-book l-l-l-like it.....*cries more*
Jack: Oh you mean this book*holds out an old book that has been bitten into*
Maria: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!
Jack: *gasps* YOU DIDNT STUTTER! and i fed it to my dog! it said on the cover "Food For Thought"!! i thought it would make my dog smart!!!
Maria: JACK THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE DAMN BOOK YOU JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cries*
Jack: DONT SAY SUCH THINGS MARIA!!!!!!!
Maria: I CAN NOW AND I WILL YOU RETARDED BASTARD!!!!!!!
Jack: WELL FINE THEN I GUESS YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO KISS YOUR DUMBASS BOOK GOODBYE!!!!!*runs into the bathroom and flush is heard*
Maria: MY BOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!*bursts into tears again*how could you J-J-Jack??
Jack: I dont know..
Maria: *mourns*m-m-m--m-m-my b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-book...
Jack: HEY! you got your stutter back!
Maria: A-a-a-a-a-a-as -m-m-m-m-much a-a-a-a-as i dont w-w-w-w-w-want to....i-i-i-i-im s-s-s-s-s-suing.....
Jack: Ok then...*starts eating popcorn*
JL:AHAHHAHAH THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
Audience: what happened??
JL: *explains*
20 minutes after explaining Maria comes in with Jack following her
Maria:*crying*
Jack: Why are you crying AGAIN?
Maria: I-I-I*gets hit in the head with an apple and passes out*
JL: WHAT HAPPENED? WHO DID THAT
Everyone in Audience except a person named Joe:*pointing at Joe* HE DID IT!
Joe: uuhhh......sorry?
JL: Sorry is right!*eyes turn blue*
Audience and Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW(not in the cute sweet way in the im telling way)
Joe: P-p-p-p-p--please dd-d-d-d-ddont ss-s-s-shoot!
JL: how does it feel to be Maria?
Joe: n-n-not g-g-g-good!
JL: GOOD! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY AUDIENCE!
Joe: Bb-b-b--b-b-but!
JL: OUT!
Joe:*runs out crying*
JL:*talking to herself* i tell ya....its getting SO much harder to find a good audience these days....*sighs*I need a break*walks behind the curtain thingamahbob*
Jack:uummm what am i supposed to do now.....Maria is sleeping....
JL:*from behind curtain thingy* JACK GET YOUR MINDLESS SELF BACK HERE SO I WILL HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK AT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: OK!*starts to run and trips over Maria* OUCH @__x IM OK!*runs back behind the curtain*
Audience: Now what?
JL:*comes back from behind the curtain and sits*
Jack:*from behind curtain* WHERE DID YOU GO?!?I DIDNT WIN YET!
JL: Thats cuz you lost deary....
Jack:*coming out of the curtain* but why?
JL: cuz you suck at it
Audience: at what?
JL: hockey*grins*
Jack: But i was winning....
JL: sure you were..
All of a sudden Kit-Girl comes rushing in
Kit-Girl: I LOST RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JL:*gasps*
Jack: why are you looking for that nerd?
Kit-Girl: HES NOT A NERD YOU RETARD!*hits him in the head with an apple*
Jack:OUCHIE! X__x *passes out*
JL: nice hit! and i know where he is!
Kit-Girl: WHERE!?!?!
JL: hold on*goes back behind the curtain and gets ricks thingamabober and there appears rick with as a frozen rick*
Kit-Girl: RICK!BUT HES FROZEN!
JL:*takes out a microwave* this will help! *plugs it in and stuffs rick in it and turns it on defrost*
5 minutes later
JL: there!*takes him out he is all sparkly and new
Kit-Girl: RICK! *glomp* my Rick! good Rick*pats him on the head*THANKS LYNNIKA!*rushes out with rick*
JL:BYE!OK its been an hour now! roll the credits!
*credits roll*
YAY! hehe i lyked this chapter! now im going to bed! i have a cold!*sneezez* excuse me..poor me!
nneww chhappeetterrr! yay! lolz ok uhh....to the chapter!Probably another random chapter!YAY!
Ch. 3 Random Stuff Happens In Court!AGAIN!
Audience: *Armed with apples*
JL: hes not coming audience....
Audience:*upset* WHY!??!!!
JL: hes sick...*looks upset* i was gonna enjoy that too....apples always work...
Audience:*bursts into tears* WAAHHH!!!!
JL: *tears form*..sad....
All of a sudden Cliff bursts in
Cliff: I GOT CAIN BACK!!!!!!NOW HELP ME!!!!
fairyfriend: CLIIFFIEEE!!!!!!!!!*runs out after him*hi lynnika!
JL: hi!whatcha doin?
fairyfriend: chasing cliffie!
JL: oh! have funfun!
Cliff: WHAT??YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME!
JL: But im tired *falls asleep*
Cliff: WHAT THE HEcK!*runs out*
fairyfriend: CLIFFIE! WAIT FOR ME!*runs out after him*
door slams
JL:*wakes up* huh? what happened?
Audience: Cliff ran out and fairyfriend went after him.
JL: oh! ok then...where are the plantiff and defendent?
Audience:*shrugs*
Audience:hhmmmm......*thinks hard*
Where the plantiff and defendent are
Jack: Why are I suing me again?
Maria: N-n-no Jack.....I-I am s-s-s-suing y-y-y-you...*burst into tears*
Jack: Why are is there water coming out of you eyes?
Maria: *through tears* I-I-I d-d-d-dont ww-w-w-want to s-s-s-s-sue you b-b-but that b-b-book w-w-w-was f-f-f-from 100 y-y-years a-a-a-ago...theres no o-o-other b-b-b-b-book l-l-l-like it.....*cries more*
Jack: Oh you mean this book*holds out an old book that has been bitten into*
Maria: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!
Jack: *gasps* YOU DIDNT STUTTER! and i fed it to my dog! it said on the cover "Food For Thought"!! i thought it would make my dog smart!!!
Maria: JACK THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE DAMN BOOK YOU JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cries*
Jack: DONT SAY SUCH THINGS MARIA!!!!!!!
Maria: I CAN NOW AND I WILL YOU RETARDED BASTARD!!!!!!!
Jack: WELL FINE THEN I GUESS YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO KISS YOUR DUMBASS BOOK GOODBYE!!!!!*runs into the bathroom and flush is heard*
Maria: MY BOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!*bursts into tears again*how could you J-J-Jack??
Jack: I dont know..
Maria: *mourns*m-m-m--m-m-my b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-book...
Jack: HEY! you got your stutter back!
Maria: A-a-a-a-a-a-as -m-m-m-m-much a-a-a-a-as i dont w-w-w-w-w-want to....i-i-i-i-im s-s-s-s-s-suing.....
Jack: Ok then...*starts eating popcorn*
JL:AHAHHAHAH THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
Audience: what happened??
JL: *explains*
20 minutes after explaining Maria comes in with Jack following her
Maria:*crying*
Jack: Why are you crying AGAIN?
Maria: I-I-I*gets hit in the head with an apple and passes out*
JL: WHAT HAPPENED? WHO DID THAT
Everyone in Audience except a person named Joe:*pointing at Joe* HE DID IT!
Joe: uuhhh......sorry?
JL: Sorry is right!*eyes turn blue*
Audience and Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW(not in the cute sweet way in the im telling way)
Joe: P-p-p-p-p--please dd-d-d-d-ddont ss-s-s-shoot!
JL: how does it feel to be Maria?
Joe: n-n-not g-g-g-good!
JL: GOOD! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY AUDIENCE!
Joe: Bb-b-b--b-b-but!
JL: OUT!
Joe:*runs out crying*
JL:*talking to herself* i tell ya....its getting SO much harder to find a good audience these days....*sighs*I need a break*walks behind the curtain thingamahbob*
Jack:uummm what am i supposed to do now.....Maria is sleeping....
JL:*from behind curtain thingy* JACK GET YOUR MINDLESS SELF BACK HERE SO I WILL HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK AT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: OK!*starts to run and trips over Maria* OUCH @__x IM OK!*runs back behind the curtain*
Audience: Now what?
JL:*comes back from behind the curtain and sits*
Jack:*from behind curtain* WHERE DID YOU GO?!?I DIDNT WIN YET!
JL: Thats cuz you lost deary....
Jack:*coming out of the curtain* but why?
JL: cuz you suck at it
Audience: at what?
JL: hockey*grins*
Jack: But i was winning....
JL: sure you were..
All of a sudden Kit-Girl comes rushing in
Kit-Girl: I LOST RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JL:*gasps*
Jack: why are you looking for that nerd?
Kit-Girl: HES NOT A NERD YOU RETARD!*hits him in the head with an apple*
Jack:OUCHIE! X__x *passes out*
JL: nice hit! and i know where he is!
Kit-Girl: WHERE!?!?!
JL: hold on*goes back behind the curtain and gets ricks thingamabober and there appears rick with as a frozen rick*
Kit-Girl: RICK!BUT HES FROZEN!
JL:*takes out a microwave* this will help! *plugs it in and stuffs rick in it and turns it on defrost*
5 minutes later
JL: there!*takes him out he is all sparkly and new
Kit-Girl: RICK! *glomp* my Rick! good Rick*pats him on the head*THANKS LYNNIKA!*rushes out with rick*
JL:BYE!OK its been an hour now! roll the credits!
*credits roll*
YAY! hehe i lyked this chapter! now im going to bed! i have a cold!*sneezez* excuse me..poor me!