Court TV
HI!!!!This is the 3rd story i am updating in the last 24 hours!!...er...or something like that......well anyway! off to the story!!!! By the way has any one noticed that i update my storys at the same time???? WELL NOW YOU KNoW!!!
Ch. 5 Thats Impossible!!!
Judge Lynnika is merrily spinning in her chair when a wet soggy Karen storms in
JL: *stops spinning* Whatcha want fish bitch? *plugs ears knowing she is about to scream*
Audience: *quickly puts ear plugs in ears*
Karen: *screams loudly*
JL: You done??? Whatcha want Karen??
Karen: I WANT TO FIGHT YOU!!!
JL: *gets up and rolls eyes* Okay...lets fight...*goes into a fighting position*
Karen: *gets ready to punch JL but starts floating in the air* WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!
JL: *looking at her evilly with grey eyes* What?? You said you wanted to fight!!
Karen: *upset* OH COME ON YOU WIMP! FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!!!!! YOU PANSY!
JL: *shrugs* Okay...if thats what you want....*eyes turn green and green flames appear around Karen* there! Fighting fire with fire!!!
Karen: *looking horrified*
JL: *plugs ears*
Audience: *plugs ears as well*
Karen: *screams again*
JL: *sounding like her mom* What do you say??
Karen: *starting to sweat* NO I WONT SAY IT!!
JL: *gets out a big cup of ice water* yum....ICE....COLD....WAAATTEERRR......could be yours for the price of 1 apology....
Karen: *wimpering*
JL: No?? Okay *plugs her ears and drinks the water as Karen screams* Yum...but there is more where that came from! *pulls out a whole big pitcher of water* YUM!!!
Karen: AAHHH!! IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY! GOD SAKES LEt ME HAVE SOME WATER!!!!
JL: *splashes her with water and zaps her with blue eyes back to the ocean* BYE KAREN!! COME AGAIN!!!*plugs ears*
Karen: *ear piercing scream and yelling of damn you lynnika*
JL: *sits back down the the chair and pulls out a gameboy, sticks harvest moon in it and starts playing*
All of a sudden Harris' ghost walks in with Rebecca following him scaredly
T1G: *peaks in the door*
Audience: *glares at him and holds up pineapples*
The door slowly closes
JL: *looking a little spooked* Not this shit again *turns the gameboy off*
Rebecca: *looking horrified*
HG(Harris' Ghost): I AM SUING HER FOR KILLING ME!!!
JL: *deciding to have a little fun and play two line vocabulary with Harris*
(A/N: Who watches Who's Line Is It Anyway??? THAT SHOW IS FUNNIEFUL!!! that is where 2 line vocabulary comes from! LOlZ THAT GAME IS FUNNY!!! Thought you just might like to know that...)
JL: Have you thought this through?
HG: Yes.....
JL: Thats impossible!!!
HG: HoW?!?!?!?!?!
JL: I don't know
HG: *looks oddly confused*
Rebecca: *looks highly amused*
JL: OH I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE!!! *points to his hat*
HG: *still looking confused*
JL: *his hat has something wet on it* ACK!! *throws down the hat* THATS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING!!!! *washes hands* DID YOU THINK THAT THROUGH?!?!?!
HG: *turning red* Uh...no??
JL: *points the a button on his shirt* WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO????
HG: uhm...
JL: *flicks his nose* I flicked the switch!!!
HG: STOP CONFUSING ME!!!
JL: Whens lunch??
HG: STOP DOING THAT OR IM GOING TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF!!!
JL: *sounding smart alecy* THATS IMPOSSIbLE!!!
HG: *overheats and blows himself back down to hell*
JL: *turns to Rebecca and audience and bows*
Audience: *cheering and applauding*
Rebecca: *laughing hysterically*
JL: *still bowing* THANK YOU! THANK YOU!! *sits back down* OKAI SHOWS OVER ROLL THE DAMN ASSED CREDITS!
Rebecca: JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JL: *rolls eyes* SORRY!!!
*credits roll*
YAY!! SLEEPY!! BED!!! NOW!! YAY!!! ITS 12:28am AINT I LUCKY YES I KNOW I AM!! NIGHT NIGHT!!!
HI!!!!This is the 3rd story i am updating in the last 24 hours!!...er...or something like that......well anyway! off to the story!!!! By the way has any one noticed that i update my storys at the same time???? WELL NOW YOU KNoW!!!
Ch. 5 Thats Impossible!!!
Judge Lynnika is merrily spinning in her chair when a wet soggy Karen storms in
JL: *stops spinning* Whatcha want fish bitch? *plugs ears knowing she is about to scream*
Audience: *quickly puts ear plugs in ears*
Karen: *screams loudly*
JL: You done??? Whatcha want Karen??
Karen: I WANT TO FIGHT YOU!!!
JL: *gets up and rolls eyes* Okay...lets fight...*goes into a fighting position*
Karen: *gets ready to punch JL but starts floating in the air* WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!
JL: *looking at her evilly with grey eyes* What?? You said you wanted to fight!!
Karen: *upset* OH COME ON YOU WIMP! FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!!!!! YOU PANSY!
JL: *shrugs* Okay...if thats what you want....*eyes turn green and green flames appear around Karen* there! Fighting fire with fire!!!
Karen: *looking horrified*
JL: *plugs ears*
Audience: *plugs ears as well*
Karen: *screams again*
JL: *sounding like her mom* What do you say??
Karen: *starting to sweat* NO I WONT SAY IT!!
JL: *gets out a big cup of ice water* yum....ICE....COLD....WAAATTEERRR......could be yours for the price of 1 apology....
Karen: *wimpering*
JL: No?? Okay *plugs her ears and drinks the water as Karen screams* Yum...but there is more where that came from! *pulls out a whole big pitcher of water* YUM!!!
Karen: AAHHH!! IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY! GOD SAKES LEt ME HAVE SOME WATER!!!!
JL: *splashes her with water and zaps her with blue eyes back to the ocean* BYE KAREN!! COME AGAIN!!!*plugs ears*
Karen: *ear piercing scream and yelling of damn you lynnika*
JL: *sits back down the the chair and pulls out a gameboy, sticks harvest moon in it and starts playing*
All of a sudden Harris' ghost walks in with Rebecca following him scaredly
T1G: *peaks in the door*
Audience: *glares at him and holds up pineapples*
The door slowly closes
JL: *looking a little spooked* Not this shit again *turns the gameboy off*
Rebecca: *looking horrified*
HG(Harris' Ghost): I AM SUING HER FOR KILLING ME!!!
JL: *deciding to have a little fun and play two line vocabulary with Harris*
(A/N: Who watches Who's Line Is It Anyway??? THAT SHOW IS FUNNIEFUL!!! that is where 2 line vocabulary comes from! LOlZ THAT GAME IS FUNNY!!! Thought you just might like to know that...)
JL: Have you thought this through?
HG: Yes.....
JL: Thats impossible!!!
HG: HoW?!?!?!?!?!
JL: I don't know
HG: *looks oddly confused*
Rebecca: *looks highly amused*
JL: OH I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE!!! *points to his hat*
HG: *still looking confused*
JL: *his hat has something wet on it* ACK!! *throws down the hat* THATS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING!!!! *washes hands* DID YOU THINK THAT THROUGH?!?!?!
HG: *turning red* Uh...no??
JL: *points the a button on his shirt* WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO????
HG: uhm...
JL: *flicks his nose* I flicked the switch!!!
HG: STOP CONFUSING ME!!!
JL: Whens lunch??
HG: STOP DOING THAT OR IM GOING TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF!!!
JL: *sounding smart alecy* THATS IMPOSSIbLE!!!
HG: *overheats and blows himself back down to hell*
JL: *turns to Rebecca and audience and bows*
Audience: *cheering and applauding*
Rebecca: *laughing hysterically*
JL: *still bowing* THANK YOU! THANK YOU!! *sits back down* OKAI SHOWS OVER ROLL THE DAMN ASSED CREDITS!
Rebecca: JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JL: *rolls eyes* SORRY!!!
*credits roll*
YAY!! SLEEPY!! BED!!! NOW!! YAY!!! ITS 12:28am AINT I LUCKY YES I KNOW I AM!! NIGHT NIGHT!!!