Court TV
Hi!! Today was the halloween dance! It twas super funfunfunfunfunfun!! Jeffery gave me 2 quarters! I bought a pizza with them! Hurray! Nuff said! STORY TIME!
Ch.6 The Halloween Dance!
Audience: *setting up the court room for a halloween party*
JL: *ordering people around just for the fun of it* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! THAT GOES OVER THERE BILLY!
Billy: *puts it over there*
JL: hmmm..nevermind! it looked right how you had it!
Billy: *sigh* *puts it back*
JL: NO NO NO NO NONO!!!!! UGH LET ME DO IT! *pushes him out of the way and puts it in an entirely different spot* there! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT?
Billy: *sigh* I don't know Mrs. Lynnika...
JL: *rolls eyes* JUST GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!
After about 2 hours of decorating and JL yelling at everybody the DJ arrives.
JL: Hi!!!! SET UP RIGHT OVER THERE! *clears out an area with eye powers*
DJ: *looking oddly* Uh..sure...*sets up and starts playing Boys and Girls by Good Charlotte*
JL: *imitates a punk rocker and sings along* GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY!!!! HURRAY! *imitating a punk rocker still*
Song goes off
JL: *sitting down* Ok..all that head bobbing really goes to your head....
People start arriving
JL: *sees Popuri, who is dressed up as satans child* HI POPURI *hugs her* LUV YOUR COSTUME!!!
Popuri: I know! Its awesome ain't it!!! What are you??
JL: HEHE! I am a devil and a cat!
Popuri: *laughing hysterically* Creative!
~*~*~*~*Flashback to what happened today*~*~*~*~
Jessica: *sitting next to stacy in the cafeteria waiting to go into the gym* My sister never did bring my halloween costume.
Stacy: *pulls out makeup kit* here! *puts silver stripes on Jessicas face* there!
Jessica: What do I look like? Lemme see your mirror!
Stacy: *pulls out a mirror* here
Jessica: *looks in the mirror and grins* HERE LEMME SEE THAT! *takes the makeup kit and puts big blue dot on nose* MEOW!!!
Stacy and Jessica: *laugh hysterically finally get called on and go to the gym*
Sade(Jessica's Niece): JESSICA! My momma brought your costume!!!
Jessica: *runs to get it and puts it on* *looks at self in mirror and bathroom* MEOW DEVIL PUMPKIN PUMPKIN!
~*~*~*~*~*~*Flashback to explain why I said Pumpkin*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jessica: *walking to second period with stacy in a bright orange jacket* Ya know what? If my mom or sister doesn't bring my halloween costume I can be a pumpkin!
Stacy: *laughs hysterically* Hey Jeffery! Look! JEsSICAS A PUMPKIN!
Jeffery: *laughs hysterically*
~*~*~**~And now..back to the story~*~*~*~*~*~
(A/N: If you were wondering....all this DID happen..I have proof..*starts imitating the preview to Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmoron*I was there and I remember!! LOL!)
JL: *watches as Ann comes in dressed as *gasp* a a a girl!, who is yelling at Cliff who is in a flowery sheet with holes in it*
Ann: CLIFF YOU DUMBASS!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT! WHY ARE You using MY SHEET! I MADE THAT FOR CRIPES SAKE! WHWYHWYHWYHWY!!
Cliff: *nervously* Uh..you see...uh..HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION!!! *points at something random*
Ann: Huh?*looks*
Cliff: *runs away*
Ann: *turns around* CLIFF!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!!??! *runs to find Cliff*
Karen and Kai walk in
JL: *takes a look at them* *trying to sound as serious as possible* Wow...a pimp and his hoe...how touching...
Karen and Kai: *give her an evil look and go on with their lives*
Jack comes in who is dressed as a priest.
Popuri and JL: HURRAY ITS JACK! *look at each other* Did we just say that at the same time?? *shrug* WELL ANYWAY! *huggle Jack*
Jack: *squished* your...*cough* choking me..
Both: *let go* SORRY!
DJ: OK YALL! WHO ARE THOSE CHA CHA SLIDERS OUT THERE?!?!?!!?!
JL: *raises hand up and down* ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!
DJ: OK YALL!!!!!! EVERYBODY GATHERROUND! *Starts music* NOW CLAP!
Everyone: *claps*
DJ: OK SLLIDE TO THE LEFT!
Everyone but JL: *slides to the left, JL slides the other way cuz she dont know her directions*
DJ: SLIDE TO THE RIGHT!
Everyone: *slides to the right*
DJ: ONE HOP THIS TIME!
Everyone: *hops*
DJ: LEFT STOMP LETS GO NOW!
Everyone except for JL who still doesnt know her directions: *stomps left foot*
DJ: RIGHT FOOT LETS STOMP NOW!
Everyone: *stomps right foot*
DJ: CHA CHA REAL GOOD NOW!!
Everyone: *cha chas*
DJ: TURN IT ROUND!
After doing that a couple times they get to the part where they charlie brown(lol that part is fun)
DJ: CHARLIE BROWN!
Everyone: *tries to Charlie Brown, some...like Jack, Elli, and Cliff, fall over trying to do it*
DJ: HOW LOW CAN YA GO!?!!
Everyone except Karen, Popuri, and JL: *stands there*
Karen: *dances all the way down to the floor in a disturbing way*
JL: LOOK POPURI!! *sitting down* *in a singing voice* LOOK HOW LOW I CAN GO!
Popuri: *laughs hysterically and sits down next to her* HEHE! I CAN DO THAT TOO!
After a while the song ends
JL: THAT WAS FUN! AGAIN AGAIN!
Someguy from backstage: HEY LYNNIKA!!! SOME GUY IS HERE! HE SAYS HIS NAME IS GREG!
JL: Uh..SURE SEND HIM IN!
Greg: *walks in and has a mask on* HI EVERYBODY!
Audience: *spread out across the room, automatically run up and take off the mask of greg and attack him*
Greg: AHHHH!!!!!!!
JL: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!
Audience: ITS THAT ONE GUY!!!
JL: Oh...proceed..
Audience: *proceeds*
Someguy from behind the stage* LYNNIKA!! ITS TIME TO ROLL THE CREDITS!!
JL: MAN!!! I WAS HAVING FUN!!! *looks around in disgust* EVERYONE GET OUT!!! *goes outside and waits for her mom to pick her up*
Credits roll
END OF CHAPTER!
LoL! THAT WAS FUN! *does the cha cha slide* THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN!! LOL!!! I AM SLEEPY! BED! NOW! L8TER!!! OH AND BELLDANDY YAZ HAPPY I MADE ANN ANGRY AT CLIFF!?!? LOL!
JL: *shouting over the music and therefore messing up on which way there were going
Hi!! Today was the halloween dance! It twas super funfunfunfunfunfun!! Jeffery gave me 2 quarters! I bought a pizza with them! Hurray! Nuff said! STORY TIME!
Ch.6 The Halloween Dance!
Audience: *setting up the court room for a halloween party*
JL: *ordering people around just for the fun of it* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! THAT GOES OVER THERE BILLY!
Billy: *puts it over there*
JL: hmmm..nevermind! it looked right how you had it!
Billy: *sigh* *puts it back*
JL: NO NO NO NO NONO!!!!! UGH LET ME DO IT! *pushes him out of the way and puts it in an entirely different spot* there! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT?
Billy: *sigh* I don't know Mrs. Lynnika...
JL: *rolls eyes* JUST GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!
After about 2 hours of decorating and JL yelling at everybody the DJ arrives.
JL: Hi!!!! SET UP RIGHT OVER THERE! *clears out an area with eye powers*
DJ: *looking oddly* Uh..sure...*sets up and starts playing Boys and Girls by Good Charlotte*
JL: *imitates a punk rocker and sings along* GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY!!!! HURRAY! *imitating a punk rocker still*
Song goes off
JL: *sitting down* Ok..all that head bobbing really goes to your head....
People start arriving
JL: *sees Popuri, who is dressed up as satans child* HI POPURI *hugs her* LUV YOUR COSTUME!!!
Popuri: I know! Its awesome ain't it!!! What are you??
JL: HEHE! I am a devil and a cat!
Popuri: *laughing hysterically* Creative!
~*~*~*~*Flashback to what happened today*~*~*~*~
Jessica: *sitting next to stacy in the cafeteria waiting to go into the gym* My sister never did bring my halloween costume.
Stacy: *pulls out makeup kit* here! *puts silver stripes on Jessicas face* there!
Jessica: What do I look like? Lemme see your mirror!
Stacy: *pulls out a mirror* here
Jessica: *looks in the mirror and grins* HERE LEMME SEE THAT! *takes the makeup kit and puts big blue dot on nose* MEOW!!!
Stacy and Jessica: *laugh hysterically finally get called on and go to the gym*
Sade(Jessica's Niece): JESSICA! My momma brought your costume!!!
Jessica: *runs to get it and puts it on* *looks at self in mirror and bathroom* MEOW DEVIL PUMPKIN PUMPKIN!
~*~*~*~*~*~*Flashback to explain why I said Pumpkin*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jessica: *walking to second period with stacy in a bright orange jacket* Ya know what? If my mom or sister doesn't bring my halloween costume I can be a pumpkin!
Stacy: *laughs hysterically* Hey Jeffery! Look! JEsSICAS A PUMPKIN!
Jeffery: *laughs hysterically*
~*~*~**~And now..back to the story~*~*~*~*~*~
(A/N: If you were wondering....all this DID happen..I have proof..*starts imitating the preview to Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmoron*I was there and I remember!! LOL!)
JL: *watches as Ann comes in dressed as *gasp* a a a girl!, who is yelling at Cliff who is in a flowery sheet with holes in it*
Ann: CLIFF YOU DUMBASS!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT! WHY ARE You using MY SHEET! I MADE THAT FOR CRIPES SAKE! WHWYHWYHWYHWY!!
Cliff: *nervously* Uh..you see...uh..HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION!!! *points at something random*
Ann: Huh?*looks*
Cliff: *runs away*
Ann: *turns around* CLIFF!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!!??! *runs to find Cliff*
Karen and Kai walk in
JL: *takes a look at them* *trying to sound as serious as possible* Wow...a pimp and his hoe...how touching...
Karen and Kai: *give her an evil look and go on with their lives*
Jack comes in who is dressed as a priest.
Popuri and JL: HURRAY ITS JACK! *look at each other* Did we just say that at the same time?? *shrug* WELL ANYWAY! *huggle Jack*
Jack: *squished* your...*cough* choking me..
Both: *let go* SORRY!
DJ: OK YALL! WHO ARE THOSE CHA CHA SLIDERS OUT THERE?!?!?!!?!
JL: *raises hand up and down* ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!
DJ: OK YALL!!!!!! EVERYBODY GATHERROUND! *Starts music* NOW CLAP!
Everyone: *claps*
DJ: OK SLLIDE TO THE LEFT!
Everyone but JL: *slides to the left, JL slides the other way cuz she dont know her directions*
DJ: SLIDE TO THE RIGHT!
Everyone: *slides to the right*
DJ: ONE HOP THIS TIME!
Everyone: *hops*
DJ: LEFT STOMP LETS GO NOW!
Everyone except for JL who still doesnt know her directions: *stomps left foot*
DJ: RIGHT FOOT LETS STOMP NOW!
Everyone: *stomps right foot*
DJ: CHA CHA REAL GOOD NOW!!
Everyone: *cha chas*
DJ: TURN IT ROUND!
After doing that a couple times they get to the part where they charlie brown(lol that part is fun)
DJ: CHARLIE BROWN!
Everyone: *tries to Charlie Brown, some...like Jack, Elli, and Cliff, fall over trying to do it*
DJ: HOW LOW CAN YA GO!?!!
Everyone except Karen, Popuri, and JL: *stands there*
Karen: *dances all the way down to the floor in a disturbing way*
JL: LOOK POPURI!! *sitting down* *in a singing voice* LOOK HOW LOW I CAN GO!
Popuri: *laughs hysterically and sits down next to her* HEHE! I CAN DO THAT TOO!
After a while the song ends
JL: THAT WAS FUN! AGAIN AGAIN!
Someguy from backstage: HEY LYNNIKA!!! SOME GUY IS HERE! HE SAYS HIS NAME IS GREG!
JL: Uh..SURE SEND HIM IN!
Greg: *walks in and has a mask on* HI EVERYBODY!
Audience: *spread out across the room, automatically run up and take off the mask of greg and attack him*
Greg: AHHHH!!!!!!!
JL: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!
Audience: ITS THAT ONE GUY!!!
JL: Oh...proceed..
Audience: *proceeds*
Someguy from behind the stage* LYNNIKA!! ITS TIME TO ROLL THE CREDITS!!
JL: MAN!!! I WAS HAVING FUN!!! *looks around in disgust* EVERYONE GET OUT!!! *goes outside and waits for her mom to pick her up*
Credits roll
END OF CHAPTER!
LoL! THAT WAS FUN! *does the cha cha slide* THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN!! LOL!!! I AM SLEEPY! BED! NOW! L8TER!!! OH AND BELLDANDY YAZ HAPPY I MADE ANN ANGRY AT CLIFF!?!? LOL!
JL: *shouting over the music and therefore messing up on which way there were going