[Announcer] Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Announcer: Numbah 1...he has an afro!
Numbah 1: You are mistaken on that...I don't have any hair see? [Numbah 1 holds down his shiny head for viewing]
Announcer: Numbah 1...he has never combed his hair.
Numbah 1: WHAT? I don't have any hair!
Announcer: Yes you do.
Numbah 1: No I don't..see...see? Hello? HELLO?
Announcer: Numbah 1...he weighs 705 pounds!
Numbah 1: I must say that is quite rude! First of all if I weighed that much I would take up this whole room. Hello? HELLO?!
Announcer: Now you know Numbah 1
Numbah 1: Oh no you don't!
Announcer: Go comb your hair.
[On to Numbah 2]
Announcer: Numbah 2...he is afraid of airplanes.
Numbah 2: Hey that's not right! I love airplanes!
Announcer: Numbah 2...he is in love with Lizzie.
Numbah 2: That's a lie! I despise her!
Announcer: Numbah 2 and Lizie, sitting in a tree...
Numbah 2: STOP!!!!
Announcer: Numbah 2...he still wears diapers.
Numbah 2: THAT IS THE BIGGEST LIE I HAVE EVER HEARD! I WEAR BOXERS NOT DIAPERS!
Announcer: Now you know Numbah 2.
Numbah 2: Nooo...no you don't!
Announcer: Go change your diaper.
[On to Numbah 3]
Numbah 3: HI!!!! [She waves]
Announcer: Numbah 3...she is from Italy.
Numbah 3: No silly that's not right! I'm from Japan. :)
Announcer: Numbah 3...she wears pink fuzzy bunny slippers!
Numbah 3: I love my pink fuzzy bunny slippers!
Announcer: I mean...Numbah 3...she likes steamed spinach.
Numbah 3: I like candy!!!
Announcer: Numbah 3...she hates rainbow monkeys
Numbah 3: [Her eyes go flaming red and she gets an angry look] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Announcer: Now you know Numbah 3.
Numbah 3: No you don't!
Announcer: Yes they do.
[On to Numbah 4]
Announcer: Numbah 4...he collects barbies.
Numbah 4: WHAT???? I DO NOT COLLECT BARBIES!! BARBIES ARE FOR CISSY GIRLS!
Announcer: Proove it.
Numbah 4: Proove that I don't like them!
Announcer: I just did
Numbah 4: You didn't say anything you dummy! Hello? HELLO? ANSWER ME!
Announcer: Numbah 4...he has never taken a bath.
Numbah 4: I TAKE BATHS!!!!
Announcer: Then why do you smell?
Numbah 4: [He rolls up his sleve and forms his hand into a fist]
Announcer: Numbah 4...he takes Ballet.
Numbah 4: WHAT??? NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Announcer: Now you know Numbah 4.
Numbah 4: NO...NO YOU DON'T! WAIT 'TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
[On to Numbah 5]
Announcer: Numbah 5...she likes raw fish.
Numbah 5: Eww Numbah 5 can't stand fish! And Eskimo Bob likes Raw Fish not me!
Announcer: Numbah 5...Lizzie is her best friend.
Numbah 5: Okay you have got that wrong! Numbah 5 thinks Lizzie is an idiot!
Announcer: Numbah 5...she won the burping contest.
Numbah 5: Now that's fake! Numbah 5 thinks burping is gross...Hello? Is anyone there?
Announcer: Now you know, Numbah 5.
Numbah 5: Oh no you don't! You don't know anything about Numbah 5!
Announcer: Go play with Lizzie.
Announcer: Numbah 1...he has an afro!
Numbah 1: You are mistaken on that...I don't have any hair see? [Numbah 1 holds down his shiny head for viewing]
Announcer: Numbah 1...he has never combed his hair.
Numbah 1: WHAT? I don't have any hair!
Announcer: Yes you do.
Numbah 1: No I don't..see...see? Hello? HELLO?
Announcer: Numbah 1...he weighs 705 pounds!
Numbah 1: I must say that is quite rude! First of all if I weighed that much I would take up this whole room. Hello? HELLO?!
Announcer: Now you know Numbah 1
Numbah 1: Oh no you don't!
Announcer: Go comb your hair.
[On to Numbah 2]
Announcer: Numbah 2...he is afraid of airplanes.
Numbah 2: Hey that's not right! I love airplanes!
Announcer: Numbah 2...he is in love with Lizzie.
Numbah 2: That's a lie! I despise her!
Announcer: Numbah 2 and Lizie, sitting in a tree...
Numbah 2: STOP!!!!
Announcer: Numbah 2...he still wears diapers.
Numbah 2: THAT IS THE BIGGEST LIE I HAVE EVER HEARD! I WEAR BOXERS NOT DIAPERS!
Announcer: Now you know Numbah 2.
Numbah 2: Nooo...no you don't!
Announcer: Go change your diaper.
[On to Numbah 3]
Numbah 3: HI!!!! [She waves]
Announcer: Numbah 3...she is from Italy.
Numbah 3: No silly that's not right! I'm from Japan. :)
Announcer: Numbah 3...she wears pink fuzzy bunny slippers!
Numbah 3: I love my pink fuzzy bunny slippers!
Announcer: I mean...Numbah 3...she likes steamed spinach.
Numbah 3: I like candy!!!
Announcer: Numbah 3...she hates rainbow monkeys
Numbah 3: [Her eyes go flaming red and she gets an angry look] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Announcer: Now you know Numbah 3.
Numbah 3: No you don't!
Announcer: Yes they do.
[On to Numbah 4]
Announcer: Numbah 4...he collects barbies.
Numbah 4: WHAT???? I DO NOT COLLECT BARBIES!! BARBIES ARE FOR CISSY GIRLS!
Announcer: Proove it.
Numbah 4: Proove that I don't like them!
Announcer: I just did
Numbah 4: You didn't say anything you dummy! Hello? HELLO? ANSWER ME!
Announcer: Numbah 4...he has never taken a bath.
Numbah 4: I TAKE BATHS!!!!
Announcer: Then why do you smell?
Numbah 4: [He rolls up his sleve and forms his hand into a fist]
Announcer: Numbah 4...he takes Ballet.
Numbah 4: WHAT??? NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Announcer: Now you know Numbah 4.
Numbah 4: NO...NO YOU DON'T! WAIT 'TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
[On to Numbah 5]
Announcer: Numbah 5...she likes raw fish.
Numbah 5: Eww Numbah 5 can't stand fish! And Eskimo Bob likes Raw Fish not me!
Announcer: Numbah 5...Lizzie is her best friend.
Numbah 5: Okay you have got that wrong! Numbah 5 thinks Lizzie is an idiot!
Announcer: Numbah 5...she won the burping contest.
Numbah 5: Now that's fake! Numbah 5 thinks burping is gross...Hello? Is anyone there?
Announcer: Now you know, Numbah 5.
Numbah 5: Oh no you don't! You don't know anything about Numbah 5!
Announcer: Go play with Lizzie.