Anime School
Nicky the Wolf
AN: Hope people are enjoying this. I sure am with writing it. For some reason torturing Legato is so fun ^^
Disclaimer: No I do not own any of the shows, but I did make up donudding
Dedications: Fuzz and Tiki
Anime School
Nicky the Wolf
_-_ABC Torture Preschool_-_
"CHILDREN!"
Kaede shouted.
"Gather around in a circle!"
Everyone gathered in a circle. Sano sitting a little too close to Milly.
"We shall have a Halloween Party! You must dress in a costume or else you will be kicked out! It will be tomorrow! Children run off and play now!"
"Doesn't she ever calm down?"
Vash questioned Kenshin.
"Nope, always sour and evil and bitter and evil and mean."
"Oh-"
"BROTHER! Did you take my Larry?"
"What's a Larry?"
"MY SPORK!"
"No…"
"WHERE IS MY SPORK THEN! KNIVES COMMANDS YOU TO TELL HIM!"
"I don't know. Have you checked your lunch box?"
"HAH! You will make a good person to be on my legion of world dominators!"
With that Knives left, dragging Legato with him.
"So Meryl what are you going to be?"
"I'm gonna be an insurance lady or maybe a princess. What about you?"
"Pudding."
"Pudding!?"
"Pudding."
"Pudding?!"
"Pudding."
"Donut!"
Vash interrupted while grinning.
"Pudding."
Milly added one more time.
"Hey! Who's that!?"
Someone shouted from the window. Vash, Milly, and Meryl ran to the window. A kid was riding a tricycle while getting chased by a circus clown. A shriek came from behind.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! CLOWN! EVIL!"
Knives shrieked before running off with Legato following.
"Master wait!"
"What's he doing?"
The kid was riding in circles until finally the clown collapsed. The kid did too from exhaustion. Several kids ran outside including Milly, Meryl, and the Donut King, Vash.
_-_Later at Snack_-_
"Hey are you alright?"
Vash asked.
"Yup!"
They brought him in where Vash gave him his juice. The kid drunk the whole thing.
"That's some good apple juice."
"That was my apple juice."
Vash said while trying to see if there was more.
The kid took out a little church like thing.
"YAY! Are we playing dolls?"
Milly said while clapping her hands.
"Sorry, we're playing 'Priest and his Portable Confessionaries' A cookie a confession. Here, it looks like you need to confess about something."
He placed the church on Vash's head.
"Confess away!"
"…"
"Ok…maybe not."
"Well anywho Nicholas D. Wolfwood, at your service. Travelling priest in training."
"Milly."
"Meryl."
"Vash."
"Pudding."
Milly said with a smile as she scooped spoonfuls of it in her mouth.
"KNIVES!"
Knives shouted, popping out of nowhere.
"…."
"Legato!"
"What were you doing getting chased by that clown?"
"NOOOOOOOO! Don't say that! AHHHHHHHHH!"
Knives jumped up, knocking his chair down as he ran off. Everyone stared as Knives ran into a wall and knocked himself out. Legato stood over him, poking him with a twig he found.
"Well the clown was my dad and I took his nose."
Nick paused and pulled out a red nose.
"And I wouldn't give it back so he started chasing me to get it back. I think he left now. Today's my first day here and I already like it here."
Nick was seated pretty close to Milly who didn't notice. From the other side of the room, Sano watched jealously.
"Nick bad. Milly good."
Sano mumbled.
"Hey Rooster Head, whatcha muttering about?"
Kenshin piped in, licking a lollipop.
"…eh..nothing?"
"Y'ok!"
_-_Next Day_-_
"Good bye my two little honey buns!"
Rem called to her kids as they ran eagerly into the playroom. It was the day of the Halloween Party and both wanted to show off their costume.
"Hi Milly, Meryl!"
Vash said while waving. He was dressed as a donut with a little crown on his head. A red velvet cape hanging loosely on his back.
"I AM KING DONUT!"
"Hi Vash!"
Milly was dressed as pudding, chocolate pudding to be exact. She was like one of those boxes of pudding and in her hand was a spoon. Chocolate pudding from breakfast spread around her mouth.
"What are you?"
Meryl was of course a princess. She had a light blue dress with white designs. A silver crown resting on her head with two little earrings on her ears. White slippers on her feet.
"A donut king of course."
"Morning folks!"
Nick said aloud to them. He was dressed as a wolf. He wore a strange looking costume and had a mask on. Nick was holding a large cross, bigger then him and around his neck was another cross, but smaller.
"What are you?"
Meryl asked Nick.
"Nicky the Travelling Priest Wolf in Training."
"Okay…"
"I AM KNIVES!"
Knives was standing on a bookshelf . He was something, he wore a long cape and a curly moustache. He wore a multi colored afro wig and pink sunglasses. Knives had a tye dye shirt and his pajama pants with knives all over them.
"I AM KNIVES, THE EVIL MASTER!"
"Master is good."
Legato added. He wore a clam suit with a white hat for the pearl. Legato could hardly walk with the suit on, but he seemed to like the costume.
"Get down from there, Kyle!"
Kaede yelled at Knives.
"Shoot yourself!"
He jumped down and landed on Vash with an oof.
"Brother Vash is a good cushion to land on."
Vash was currently groaning in pain. The air had been knocked out of him and it felt like several bones had broke.
"Kyle, you really need to lay off those pies."
Vash complained as Milly helped him up.
"Oh I like pies! Especially the pudding types."
Milly said excitedly.
"I am Knives!"
Knives shouted as he took out his spork threateningly.
"Okay, okay, Knives it is! Don't hurt me! I have too many donuts to eat before I die!"
Vash whimpered as Kaede suddenly behind Knives.
"Mr. Saverem, please step into my office."
"CATCH ME FIRST!"
Knives taunted as he ran off with Kaede right behind him.
"ONCE I GET MY HAND ON YOU, YOUNG MAN, I WILL DROWN YOU, CHOKE YOU, POISON YOU, AND NUMEROUS OTHER THINGS!"
Kaede yelled towards Knives who kept running.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Nick screamed as he pointed in horror.
"P-p-p-p-p-pink b-b-b-b-b-b-bunny!"
His finger was pointed towards Midvalley, the eccentric, musician worshipping, pink wearing shorty.
"ATTACK!"
Nick ran and began to hit Midvalley with his giant cross.
"AHH! Saxophone God please protect me!"
"There is no such thing as a Saxophone God! Die bunny Die!"
"Nick! Love and peace!"
Vash tackled Nick, trying to stop him from attacking.
"BOYS!"
A muffled cry came from the broom closet. Knives finishing the locking process.
"Mr. Saverem! GET ME OUT!"
"Fat chance of that."
With that he ran off to get in the fight for no reason at all.
"I am the great warlord KNIVES!"
With a loud war cry he tackled Midvalley.
"Join my army or die!"
"Yes s-s-s-sir!"
"I am called master, MASTER!"
"Yes, master?"
"Good. Now for reward I will punch you to an unconscious state for the rest of the day."
Knives punched Midvalley in the face and left for Wolfwood. Midvalley knocked out a moment later.
"Wolfwood! Join me or die!"
"NEVER!"
"THEN DIE!"
They rolled around and somehow they got outside into the mud. Everyone came outside and watched as they wrestled. A giddy looking boy dressed as someone called 'The Great Kuwabara' cheered on both of them. He had a shirt that said 'The Great Kuwabara' and a flag he waved around that said the same thing. He wore sunglasses and had a paper mache sword.
"YAY! A FIGHT!"
Shouted the Kuwabara kid.
"Shaddup!"
A black haired boy said in an annoyed voice, punching him. Soon that pair began to wrestle in the mud. A strangely dressed boy sold tickets to the show as the two pairs wrestled.
"Buy your tickets! A cookie a ticket!"
He wore fabric around his hand with beads messily lain around it. In one hand was a golden staff with a circular design on the top. He wore purple and black garments and kept on grinning at the girls.
The fight continued with Vash running around to try and stop both of them. He continued to shout his usual phrase 'Love and Peace' Soon he added 'By the order of the Donut King' for some reason. Soon the fight ended, the black haired boy known as Yusuke winning his fight and a draw ending with Knives and Wolfwood. Kaede during that whole time was in the broom closet, yelling or sleeping. For some reason Milly tackled Vash saying he was donudding. He got covered in mud and seemed to look like a chocolate glazed donut.
"DONUDDING!"
"GLAH!"
The rest of the day was the Halloween Party. A quick list of kids and costumes:
Yusuke: A skeleton
Keiko: A mouse
Kuwabara: The Great Kuwabara
Hiei: Dragon
Kurama: A fox
Inu Yasha: A doggie(^^)
Kagome: A doctor
Sango: Amazon Warrior
Miroku: Monk
Shippo: Yet another fox
Koenma: A pumpkin (o.o)
Koga: Wolfie (^^)
Ayame: A wolf princess
Sesshomaru: A knight
Jaken: A grim reaper
Rin: Yet Another Princess
Souta: Link (from Zelda)
Vash: Donut King
Meryl: Another Princess
Milly: Pudding
Wolfwood: Wolf priest in training
Midvalley: Pink Bunny (AAAH!)
Dominque: A milkshake
Legato: Clam
Knives: A warlord named Knives
Sano: A rooster
Misao: A weasel
Megumi: Another doctor
Kenshin: A samurai
Saitou: policeman
Shishio: fireman
Those were just a few of the many kids' costumes at ABC Torture Preschool.
AN: Hoped ya like it! R&R!