Disclaimer: PotC does not- and I repeat DOES not belong to me. Do I look like some incredibly good scriptwriter, who had money flowing out me pockets? (Uhhhh....actually I do....;)) but thats beside the point. Hehehe Disney owns PotC....gutted
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Hehe and to Skyler VonDetton- I think that mebbe you should email me! U sound like a real nutter like me, if you like my attempts at 'humour' LMAO. I am crazy as and u sound really cool.
Do you think the CIA might be reading this? Would you like to take over the Universe with me? I will give you Pluto.
XD. *pets Jack (the monkey, hehe not Jack Sparrow, although I god damn wish! ^^)
And to lemluvspirates, Your welcome, LOL, im more than happy to answer questions ^^
but im not answering that one. I think its kinda obvious Savvy ;).
Hopefully my attempts at making Jack Sparrow IC will not go down the drain, if they do, tell me guys, so I can fix it.
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Jack woke abruptly at about midday as a sudden movement of the ship set him headlong into the wall. He cursed as he got up, rubbing his pounding head, and staggering to his cabinet, wrenching it open. He pulled out a bottle of Rum.
"Ahhh," he smiled, "The only way to cure a hangover, drink more Rum."
He took a mouthful, but at that moment Anamaria burst through the door, slamming it against the wood, hard.
"Jack," she shouted, and he cringed, "Pirates are attacking the ship. Today might be nice."
He spat out his mouthful of Rum, spraying it everywhere, and dropped the Rum, then grabbed his gun, his sword, and his gunpowder. Having second thoughts, he picked up the bottle of Rum, which amazingly hadn't broken, and took a large swig.
"Jack," Anamaria shouted yet again, impaitently, tapping her foot.
"Coming, love," he said casually, and put the Rum back in the cabinet, and went to join the fight.
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Will ducked as he heard a blade cut the air far to close to his ear for his liking, and brought up his blade to block another blow. He lunged forwards and drove his own sword into the stomach of a pirate, leaving the man in front of him gasping, and pale- the pale white of death. He yanked his sword back, and turned, bringing it around to cut into the arm of a man trying to slam his fist into his side. The man cursed, and clutched his arm, giving Will an opportunity to push him overboard.
He took a second to look around, and stepped back away from the other three Pirates who were gaining on him. The biggest one drew his gun, and pointed it at him, and he froze.
"Im done with the swordfighting," he snarled, "This one is too dangerous. Lets finish this once and for all." He advanced on Will, who held his sword in front of him to keep them away from them.
It was then he heard the Captian of the enemy ship yell for their retreat.
"Get back to the ship, we are too many men down," The captian yelled, and drew his gun, shooting it at Anamaria, who collapsed to the ground, curling up.
The pirate advancing on Will unloaded his gun, and slipped it back into his belt. He smiled as he shifted his sword into his right hand, and brought the blade down with all his weight.
"Change of plans, gentlemen," he smiled sinisterly, and as Will Blocked, he drove his knee into the younger man's stomach. In the same second, one of the other men sliced up his arm, making a deep, painful wound, and causing him to drop his sword. The third stepped on the blade, and swung a punch at him, knocking him to the ground. Will cursed, and reached for his sword with his left hand, trying to wrench it from beneath the Pirates foot. Angered, the Pirate kicked him hard, in the face, catching him hard in the cheek, knocking him senseless.
The biggest Pirate laughed as the younger man groaned weakly, and rolled onto his back, his eyes closed. He struck him in the ribs with his boot, and then pulled him up by his hair, throwing him carelessly across his shoulder. Running to the side of the ship, the Pirate swung back to his own ship, and landed firmly on the deck, tossing Will carelessly down, and binding his wrists behind his back extremely tightly. He then roughly bound up the blacksmith's arm to stop the bleeding, and dragged him below deck to the cells.
The rest of the Pirates abandoned the Black Pearl, setting off a massive explosion of flour, which covered them from sight as they retreated.
When the enemy ship was finally out of sight of the Black Pearl, The Captian relaxed his orders on the exhausted crew, and they slowed a little. He then counted his men, and swore loudly as he noticed three were missing.
It was then that the Pirate who had captured Will appeared on deck.
"You are only two men down," he said, folding his arms and leaning casually on the mast.
"Two men short of a crew. It will still be nearly a two months till we near Tortuga, and that is too long for us to sail short of men," The Captain growled at his first mate, and spat on the deck.
"We brought back a hostage," The first mate said, smiling in satisfaction, "He can earn his keep on deck, and sail under threat of death. What's more, there is no need to waste provisions on him, and since we do not exactly care for him after he killed the two missing men from this ship, he can fill the positions of both of them."
The Captain smiled as he heard the idea of his first mate.
"Hmmmmm" he murmured, and laughed shortly, "Bring him up to me when he wakes, so I can....get to know him," he said sinisterly, "then he can be worked till he collapses- no-one gets away lightly with murdering two of my crew members."
The first mate nodded in approval, and disappeared below deck once more.
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Oh man, I got a funny as idea for a chapter later......gutted that I can't put it in sooner. Hehe
and it will be the IDEAL thing for Jack to say. *cries out in exasperation* Hehe but I hope u liked this chapter guys....R/R, no flames, and even if you do, it's just gonna be wasting your time even more, and I hate to break it to ya, but I will have no sympathy for those who go out and torture themselves......
Anyways, hope I don't let you nice reviewers down ^^