Anime School

Crazed Evil Mastermind/Swordsman vs. Crazed Evil Mastermind/Gunslinger

AN: Interesting title, eh? Well Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, but donudding and this storyline.

Dedications: All those who are well erm insane I guess

Anime School

Crazed Evil Mastermind/Swordsman vs. Crazed Evil Mastermind/Gunslinger

_-_ABC Torture Preschool_-_

In every world there are several types of people, the good, the bad, and the plain crazy. I'd have to fit my brother, Kyle, in the last two catergories with his plans of world domination and forcing people into his army. Well anyhow, I'm Vash, Vash the Stampede, King of Donuts and all that is peaceful. This is a story about two crazed evil masterminds going head to head and another evil mastermind who is somewhat scary.

_-_Freetime_-_

"COME LOYAL SERVANTS! FOLLOW ME TO THE CORRECT PATH!"

Knives shouted, atop of a table. He soon gathered a crowd including Legato, Midvalley, Dominque, Zazie, and Kikyo who watched Knives while blushing.

"Ahh...Knives, he sure knows how an army."

Kikyo said while sighing softly.

"Riiiiiiiight like that's the correct path, following that crazed lunatic called Knives."

Shishio and a group of his followers laughed. An arm around Yumi as Kikyo suddenly changed her crush, now blushing towards Shishio.

"You should follow me and we can destroy Japan together."

"NEVER!"

Suddenly Kenshin and his friends appeared out of nowhere.

"And who are you?"

"I am the Battousai! Also known as the Hygiene Fairy. WASH OR BE SHUNNED BY YOUR STINKINESS!"

Kenshin shouted.

"Right, like you're the famed Man Slayer. You never even killed a bug!"

Shishio replied with another laugh.

"What do you know? Do you stalk me or something?"

"Heh…maybe…"

Shishio replied quietly.

"Ahh! Who cares, prepare to die, Hygiene FAIRY!"

"NO WAY, NUH UH! Love and peace peoples, love and peace."

Vash suddenly sprang in-between the two with his forming fingers a peace sign.

"Vash, where did you that absolutely idiotic phrase!"

Knives yelled.

"Oh, I read it off a cereal box, Love and Peaces."

"You can't read, you idiot!"

"Oh, I know, but my spork does."

"Does you spork dare to rival Larry!"

"Maybe she does."

"I made you that spork and now I will kill you with mine!"

(AN: This is like the show, how Knives made the two guns, but this time it's sporks instead of guns.)

"No fighting. Period."

"I AM THE BATTOUSAI AND THE HYGIENE FAIRY! PREPARE TO MEET MY WRATH OF MY SQUEAKy CLEANNESS!"

Kenshin screamed as he took out his toy sword while Shishio did the same.

"MWHAHAHAHAH! Shishio, you dare to use a sword while I use a gun AND a spork?"

Knives said as he took out his two black weapons, a gun (toy; dart) and a spork (metal)

"This happens to be a legendary sword."

"That old piece of plastic won't stop my gun!"

Knives begins to shoot at Shishio. After he runs out of ammo (darts) he begins to attack Shishio with the spork.

"I will not let you be the bestest villian here!"

Shishio yelled as he charged at Knives.

"Oh no! This can't happen, it's already been 10 minutes. Lord Shishio must stop fighting!"

Yumi said as she looked at a Minnie Mouse watch.

"Don't worry, he'll when in the next five minutes. Yup he'll win."

Soujirou said, smiling.

"But Lord Shishio is…(dun dun dun!) unconscious and in sporking point of that freaky kid, Knives."

Yumi glanced at her watch again.

"His fighting time is up. LORD SHISHIO! YOU MUST STOP!"

Yumi screamed.

"Umm…Yumi, he already did. He got knocked out…"

Soujirou replied quietly as Shishio laid in a limp pile on the floor. Knives standing proudly with a foot on his stomach. The smell of burning rubber coming from his foot.

"Master Knives, your foot burns from the unconsious burnt one."

Legato said quietly as Knives began to run around screaming and yelping.

"Master Knives, I have cooling water! It is in my lunch box!"

Legato shouted towards Knives who was pouring Milly's pudding all over his foot. Milly began crying saying she was still hungry until Wolfwood gave her a jar of glue.

"Yum! Tapico, my favorite!"

Milly said before taking large spoonfuls of the glue into her mouth.

"Kinda sticky though."

Currently though, Knives and Vash have begun to fight. Vash reluctantly doing so by blocking his face with his arms.

"Kyle, please, no! Not the eyes! NO!"

"Kyle isn't here anymore, he has been replaced with Knives, enjoy!"

Knives shrieked into Vash's ear.

"Wha? I can't hear you anymore."

Vash got up, knocking Knives down. He began to rub his ears, trying to see if he could still hear.

"I AM THE CRAZY BESTEST VILLIAN IN ALL OF ANIME!"

Naraku came running by wearing a yellow Power Rangers costume. Knives was just about to stab Vash when he heard what Naraku said.

"NUH UH!"

Knives began to chase the foaming at the mouth Naraku.

_-_End of the Day_-_

Soon Knives was named the bestest evil crazy mastermind in school. He forced several kids to make him a crown. They did and he wore it proudly until a mutated car ran in and crushed the crown. Knives grew angry, attacked the car, and killed it. Shishio is still knocked out and Yumi and some others had to pour water on him to keep him cool. Vash still cannot hear and Milly has found a new favorite flavor, Gluioca (Glue-e-oca).

AN: Hope you like my story. Sneak peak on the next chapter:

Finally the crew from IY and YYH come in. What happens when the two wolves meet? Find out what Inu Yasha likes to have for snacktime too ^.~