Anime School
Two Wolves and a Dog
AN: Yes, I know, I exaggerated on the temperature of Shishio. I just love torturing him and Legato, well anywho thanks for the reviews.
Disclaimer: No I don't own any of the shows mentioned.
Dedications: My fans
Anime School
Two Wolves and a Dog
_-_ABC Torture Preschool_-_
"Jin Jin happy, Jin Jin bored, Jin Jin hyper, Jin Jin hungry, Jin Jin bouncy, Jin Jin strange, Jin Jin likey…Kagura?"
Jin Jin was bouncing up and down on a small trampoline. He was holding onto his feet and sitting like that. His red hair messily on his head with a small horn coming from his head. He paused as he watched Kagura go by with Kanna, Keiko, Kagome, and some other girls.
"Blah, blah, blah, blablah, blah! Blah, love, blah, blah, kissy, blah, blah, cute! Blah, blah, blah."
Was all that Jin could understand, trying to translate the conversation the girls were having in their own girly language.
"Jin Jin confused on what girlies say."
Jin said watching them talk, his eyes on Kagura.
"OOGA BOOGA WOOGA!"
A masked kid suddenly jumped in between the girls. He wore a black suit with a monster mask. The girls screamed and scattered as the kid took off his mask. It was of course Wolfwood, grinning with amusement.
"Why does the Priest Child scare girlies?"
Jin Jin asked as he jumped off the trampoline.
"'Cause it's fun…"
"Why is it fun?"
"'Cause it is fun to watch them scream."
"Why is it fun to watch girlies scream?"
By now Wolfwood was getting irritated by the questioning Jin.
"'CAUSE IT IS! OOGA BOOGA WOOGA!"
Nick suddenly leaped up and chased Jin while placing the mask back on his face. Knives walked out from behind a shelf snickering evilly.
"MWHAHAHAHAHA! Servant follow!"
He shouted at Legato as he strode away, planning another cruel joke.
"Jin Jin want Priest Child to remove maskie!"
Jin shouted as he circled twice around Milly.
"YAY! Are we playing tag! Lemme play!"
Milly clapped her hands as she hit Vash…a little too hard.
"OWW! Milly!"
Well anywho back to Wolfwood and Jin.
"Oh fine."
Wolfwood said as he began to tug off the mask. It wouldn't come off.
"I can't."
He said stopping the tugging since it hurt.
"It's stuck."
"MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I super-glued it to you! Now I will let it that horrifying mask free from your even more horrifying face IF you join me on the dark side."
Knives held out an anti-super-glue glue. He taunted it playfully in front of Wolfwood's face.
"Join me! Come to the Dark Side!"
Suddenly a dark flash went by and took the anti-super-glue glue.
"WHA!"
"I AM BATMAN! The Dark Knight! BEWARE!"
A boy named Hiei said as he stood on a table wearing a Batman costume.
"Here you go, young citizen!"
He threw the anti-super-glue glue towards Wolfwood who caught it easily. He smothered the stuff around his face and tugged the mask off. His face was all red from the heat of the mask and the pain from pulling.
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
He ran around before knocking himself out when he ran into a wall.
"Now evil doer, give up and be gone!"
Hiei shouted.
"I am Joker and I will laugh insanely now and run off. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Knives ran off leaving everyone staring.
"I swear, that kid gets stranger every day."
Kenshin said while watching as Knives got into a toy car and went to the bathroom.
_-_Snacktime_-_
Finally snack time came where everyone could finally eat. Let's see what people eat around here.
Wolfwood sat down next to Milly, getting out a box of cookies. He began to munch on them as Milly had her usual, pudding. Sano sat on the other side eating a piece of a fish. Sano and Wolfwood were arguing on who Milly liked better while Milly continued to eat.
"That's nice, but I really don't like any of you."
"WHAT!"
Wolfwood and Sano said in unison.
"I like my pudding more."
Inu Yasha wandered around with a box that said Scooby Doo on it. It had bone shaped 'cookies' on it. Each smelt of some type of meat. Kagome passed by, raising an eyebrow at the box.
"Why does Scooby Doo be on your box?"
Kagome asked.
"My snack, delicious, you want one?"
Inu Yasha offered, grinning widely.
"Sure."
Kagome took one and ate it. Soon she made a face.
"This ain't food! It's doggie food!"
"I know, I stole it from my doggie. It's very good."
Kagome walked on while making a face. Kuwabara was singing and dancing on the table with a bottle of grape soda with an arm around Yusuke. They both sang pirate tunes with a bottle of grape soda in their hand.
"LALALA I am a pirate. We go haha and hehe."
Kuwabara sang in a horrible voice while Yusuke hiccupped.
"Yusuke! Stop that immediately."
Botan said while she waved her oar around.
"Make me!"
Yusuke replied.
Botan accepted and gracefully whacked Yusuke on the head, then Kuwabara. Each were knocked unconscious.
"There we go!"
With that she left with her chicken fingers.
_-_Showdown on the Playground_-_
As I've said before, there are the good, the bad, and the plain crazy. One of my new friends, Nicky the Wolf as we like to call him is the crazy type as many are at my school. This is the tale of the two wolves, Nicky and Koga, also known as Koggie.
"Prepare to meet your doom, Nicholas."
Koga said with a smirk.
"No, prepare to meet your doom, Kogifer Walter Lupen."
Nicky said with a smirk.
"How'd you know!?"
Koga shouted.
"I checked the records. It says that you we-"
"Don't even think about saying that!"
"-t your bed."
Suddenly everyone there burst out laughing while chanting 'Bed Wetter, bed wetter!'
"Touche, Nicholas, but I know something that could ruin you."
Koga calmly replied while looking at his nails.
"Don't even think about it."
"Nicky is a momma's boy."
Koga sneered. Everyone sweat dropped.
"Is that the best you can do?"
"Hey, it was short notice, okay?"
Koga said quietly.
"Pfft, I WILL DESTROY YOU NOW!"
Wolfwood takes off the cloth that surrounded his Cross Punisher. A large cross is underneath, shiney and even more shinier. He holds it and pulls the trigger. A large dart hits Koga and Koga (dun dun dun!) nothing really I guess, just with a bruised pride.
"HAHA! Face the wrath of my Cross Punisher."
"That didn't even hurt, now prepare to face the wrath of the great KOGGIE!"
Koggie charged towards Wolfwood who sidestepped resulting in Koga on the ground.
This continued on for ages until finally Koga collapsed and Nicky fell asleep since it was already past Nappie Time. Everyone left as the two rivals slept on and on until it was the end of the day.
_-_End of the Day_-_
What have we done on this day? Particulary stupid idiotic things…of DOOM! Knives had his glue backfire on him, his hair was glued to a door so he contiously whacked his head. Wolfwood wouldn't give the anti-super-glue glue back so Knives just took the door home. Wolfwood and Koga promised a rematch later on. Vash, Milly, and Meryl well they didn't do anything. Hiei, also known as Batman, saved the day again by well saving the cat from the tree except he got stuck there too.