Anime School

Nightmare

AN:....ENJOY! @_@

Disclaimer: I wish I did own any of these shows.

Dedications: The Ants of La La Land

Guest Starring: Raiku from my other story, Hold Me Tight and Never Let Go and Scooby Doo and the Gang.

Anime School

Nightmare

_-_ABC Torture Preschool_-_

Knives runs in and drags Legato to the bathroom. He presses a button and a wall opens up. He drags Legato into the room and turns on the light.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Spiders crawl around the room. He gets out Larry and begins to whack the spiders. Legato cowers in a corner as Knives begins to foam at the mouth.

Spider parts flew everywhere as Knives finished off the last of them.

"Master what has happened?"

"I HAVE! Killarachnaphobia."

"What is that?"

"I have a phobia of living spiders."

"..."

"KILL THE SPIDERS!"

"Master is scary. Where are we?"

"The Lair, MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"What are we doing here?"

"Servant asks too many questions. We shall plot our plan!"

"?"

"We turn on the Nightmare machine during naptime."

"?"

"It causes nightmares in their sleep! Here take this caffeine pill to stay awake. IT IS ON!"

Knives pulled the lever and swallowed the caffeine pill. Legato did the same.

"HYPER!"

They ran around in circles before running into each other, knocking themselves out.

_-_Vash's Dream_-_

"NOO!"

"Evening folks. Everyone has forgotten about donut recipes so there will be no more donuts available."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Vash curled up next to the tv.

"DONUTS! MUST HAVE!"

"But the Dictator Knives insists on eating toenails. Quote unquote ' IF YOU DO NOT EAT TOENAILS, YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Today a girl named Meryl Stryfe has died by the hands of Vash the Stampede."

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Vash the Stampede has a bounty of 60,000,000,000 double dollars on his head, dead or alive."

Suddenly Vash sees himself in a prison cell with an executioner next to him. The executioner swung his axe and!

_-_Wolfwood's Dream_-_

"Nicky...Nicky!"

A voice called at him. It was feminine and it echoed around him.

"What! COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!"

He shrieks.

Suddenly Nicky's grandmother came next to him dressed as a pink bunny.

"MWHAHAHAHA!"

She shoved a pink bunny costume on him. Suddenly out of nowhere pink bunnies attacked him.

"AHHHH!"

Soon Chapel came and threw green apples at him.

"DIE WOLFWOOD DIE! I'M THE BEST PRIEST HERE!"

"Noo!"

Suddenly the ground beneath him collapsed and he fell and fell for what seemed like ages. He continued to fall until he fell right into a giant pink bunny's mouth.

_-_Milly's Dream_-_

"NOO! COME BACK!"

Milly cried (in her dream) kneeling on the ground. She was all alone. No one would come to her no matter how much she yelled and shouted. The town was deserted as she looked everywhere. Finally coming to her own home, she enters. All of her family were there.

"HI!"

She waved, but no one looked her way.

"Hello? Mikey?"

Milly put her hand on her brother's shoulder, but it passed right through.

"NOOO!"

Milly sat in a corner as her family had dinner. She cried and cried. Suddenly the scene changed and she was a rag doll. Nicky and Sano came next to her and began having a tug-o-war with her.

"She's mine!"

"No, mine!"

"OOWW! It hurts!"

Suddenly she ripped right down the middle.

_-_Meryl's Dream_-_

Meryl stood on the high dive looking down at the pool. It was like miles away. A plane flew by and she was higher then the skyscrapers! Suddenly Knives came out of nowhere and shoved her off.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Meryl fell and plunged into the pool. It was the deep end and she couldn't swim. Slowly she drowned as she saw several of her friends swim by. Vash, Milly, Nicky, and a few others. They didn't notice her as slowly they faded away along with the scenery.

"NOOOOO!"

Suddenly it all went black.

_-_Knive's Dream_-_

"Let's goto La La Land, Kyle."

Knives was wearing normal clothing and he had a lollipop in his mouth.

"EWW! I hate strawberry. I wish it was toenail. GLAH!"

A clown came and swept him away. It was all cheery and smiling.

"Let me GO! NO NO! NOT THE BALLS!"

Suddenly Knives was thrown into a room filled with those plastic multi colored balls.

"AHH! CAN'T BREATHE!"

Knives was struggling as he sank deeper beneath the balls. He fell until he dropped onto the ground. Clowns surrounded him with balloons. He suddenly got tied up by the long colorful balloons.

"LET ME GO! The warlord, Knives, demands it!"

Suddenly a freaky looking man stepped forward.

"Who are you!"

"Lord Raiku, Master of Colors, Dance, Love, and Music!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I shall kill you with my colors!"

Suddenly Knives fell and fell and fell until he fell into a room filled with spiders.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

He began to try and kill them, but they wouldn't die. This scared him since he had killarachnaphobia.

"THEY WON'T DIE!"

Suddenly a huge spider came and well stabbed him right through the stomach.

THE END...of Knives' dream...

_-_Legato's Dream_-_

"NOO! MOMMY DON'T EAT ME!"

Legato was in a bowl of clam chowder, his mother drinking the bowl up. He closed his eyes as he entered his mommy's mouth. When he opened them, he was on a ship and he was the captain!

"'Ey, captain! Land Ahoy!"

"Er...good?"

"Captain, we're being fired upon!"

"Fire back?"

"We're sinking, Captain!"

"Abandon ship?"

"..."

The first mate jumps off.

"B-but I can't swim!"

Suddenly a shark comes up and eats up the ship. Legato starts swimming for his life. Soon he can't swim anymore and is swallowed by a clam. Legato tries to free himself. He does, but ends up being suffocated by a giant squid.

_-_Kenshin's Dream_-_

"You killed them!"

"You killed the innocent!"

Several villagers accused Kenshin. Blood covered him and his sword as he backed up into a corner.

"You killed our families!"

"No, no, I'm innocent! I didn't kill them!"

(Yes, I know, I'm making some characters very adultish)

"No, I didn't!"

"Then why is there blood covering you?"

"It's ketchup...I like ketchup."

"Riiiight."

"It's true! I'm innocent!"

Suddenly Kenshin sees Kaoru in the midst of the crowd.

"KAORU! You know I'm innocent, don't you?"

"Sorry, I don't know you..."

Sano, Shrimpy, and Misao walked by too. Each not bothering to look towards Kenshin who yelled and shouted at them.

"The price of the deaths of others is death upon the culprit and you are the culprit. NOW YOU MUST DIE HYGIENE FAIRY!"

"All I wanted to do was spread wholesome hygienic cleanliness!"

"CLEAN EVIL!"

Soon music from Scooby Doo started to play and they began doing a chase scene. The villagers holding torches and pitchforks. Kenshin ran by screaming and went through a door. Seconds later the angry mob followed. This continued with Kaoru and Kenshin's friends walking by. Suddenly Scooby Doo and the gang stopped in the middle watching the three groups.

"Jinkies!"

Velma said.

"Hey Scooby, I'll give ya a Scooby Snack if you lure that monster here!"

"No way, nuh uh!"

"How about two?"

"Ya, ya!"

Scooby Doo lured Kenshin towards a trap Velma magically created with dental floss. Kenshin was on all fours, sniffing like a doggie. Suddenly Kenshin stepped onto a net, which whooshed upwards and trapped him. Kenshin began to whimper like a captured animal baby.

"Let's take off his mask!"

"Do you know who it is?"

"Of course! Red Herring!"

Freddy began to tug the supposed mask off of Kenshin.

"Hey it doesn't come off!"

"Of course it doesn't, baka! This is my real face!"

Suddenly a loud ripping noise came from Kenshin. His 'face' came off

"AAHHHHHHH! I look just like B.U.O.! Butt Ugly One or also known as Burnt Ugly One! EEEK! I'm Shishio! HELP!"

"DIE KENSHIN DIE!"

A villager shouted as he lit wood that surrounded him. Kenshin was tied to a pole like in those witch hunting movies his evil babysitter showed him.

"WITCH! WITCH!"

"Can't you tell I'm not a witch?! I didn't kill anyone! I'm innocent! Bunch of bakas!"

"I'm surprised a kid his age knows such horrid words!"

"If I'm so young that I shouldn't know the word baka then how did I kill anyone!"

"You did because the guy over there who says he framed you confessed for you."

"ARGH! BAKAS!"

Soon the fire engulfed him. He began to burn and soon died (in his dreams though. Phew! ^^) Suddenly a shout came from the group.

"HE'S INNOCENT! I CONFESS, I DID IT!"

"Hmph...Too late now...he's dead."

"No I'm not!"

Kenshin said as they ignored him.

"Shut up! You're supposed to be dead!"

A villager threw a rock at his head.

"Ow...that hurts y'know."

But then Kenshin did die for some unexplained reasons or was thought to. No one knows what happened to him. Some say he just got swept away by aliens or the big giant monster ate him up. Who knows? The villagers were too stupid to notice he was yelling or screaming or even there anymore. Who knows?

_-_Sano's Dream_-_

"I AM THE CHICKEN ROOSTER THINGY!"

Sano was currently a giant rooster, clucking and eating food from the ground. Kenshin and his friends pointed and laughed.

"Look at that one! He looks so stupid and...STUPID!"

Shrimpy said as he pointed and laughed at Sano.

"Wha?!"

Sano's lower beak trembled, as he seemed he was about to cry. A chicken came and began to peck at Sano, as if his feathers were food.

"FOOD!"

More chickens came and began to rip his feathers off.

"PLEASE! Oww! Hurt!"

Suddenly a giant fish came and he began to stare at Sano.

"You ATE me! Now I eat YOU!"

The fish swallowed Sano up. He fell into a black abyss where he was attacked by more fishies.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

His voice echoed off as he continued to get attacked.

_-_Hiei's Dream_-_

"NO! I won't join you!"

Hiei was currently dressed as Batman with Kurama next to him dressed as Robin

(Hehe...Hiei seemed more suited for the Batman position)

"Join me!"

Knives who was dressed as Joker said as Legato limped his way over towards them. Legato looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame.

"Master..."

He said in a nasal voice with one of his eyes twitching.

"Servant that is unpleasing to the eye, off we go!"

They both jumped off the building, somehow landed perfectly in their escape car, and escape. Well actually Legato landed on his head that, but oh well!

"Come, Robin! To the Batmobile! To fight crime!"

They race off in the Batmobile to some unknown island. Somehow the Batmobile got them to the island, crossing miles of water.

"Joker's Hideout."

Robin or Kurama whispered looking at the Joker influenced island. A volcano had the outline of Joker's face with a crudely written 'Welcome to Joker's Hideout' Banner flashing above. They entered the building and bought two tickets at the ticket booth for a guided tour. A grinning lady showed them around the hideout.

"And here is we're all the top secret stuff is. Let's take a look inside!"

Inside was a Joker shrine with clown stuff filling the room.

"He sure is self-centered."

Kurama said while picking up a Limited Edition Lunch Spork.

"Yup."

Hiei replied while staring at the many pictures of him. Suddenly Joker came into the room with Legato following behind.

"MWAHAHA! You shall die and I shall conquer the world with my highly disgusting servant named...Staccato!"

"Ahem...master, mind name is Legato, not Staccato."

"WHO CARES?!"

"I do master…"

"GLAH! WHO CARES! Now PREPARE to meet your doom Batman…and Robin!"

Knives got out his spork and Batman got out a random gadget, the Bat Paper Clip.

"On Guard!"

While those two fought Robin and Legato just hanged around the snack table.

"So you have a crazy master bent on taking over the world?"

"Yep. You have a goody two shoe glory hog?"

"Yep."

"Uh huh."

"Ye-ep."

While the two sidekicks conversed casually at the snack table while the other two wrestled.

"This is getting stupid isn't it?"

Legato asked while taking a Dorito.

"Yup, maybe we should do something."

"Sure, why not?"

"FREE TOENAILS! FREE BATMAN STUFF!"

Legato and Kurama shout in unison.

"WHAT!?"

The two yell as they stopped fighting.

"Over there!"

Knives and Hiei ran until they fell in a dark pit. Soon the scenery changed and Hiei was watching a scene. He was older and so was Yusuke. They were fighting and Botan and Keiko were off somewhere. Keiko was unconscious and Botan was sitting next to her with a worried expression.

"What's going on? How come we're fighting? We're supposed to be friends."

Batman said as he ripped off his mask. Just as the older Hiei was about to strike Yusuke, Chibi Hiei jumped infront.

"STOP FIGHTING!"

Chibi Hiei was struck by the older Hiei.

"I killed myself!"

Suddenly Chibi Hiei was gone and the fight between the two continued without noticing Chibi Hiei.

_-_Inu Yasha's Dream_-_

"Yum! Ramen is delicious!"

Inu Yasha sat with a group of his friends eating ramen.

"NOODLES!"

"Hey Inu Yasha, don't hog it all up!"

Yusuke complained as he took more of it.

"It's not my fault! I'm hungry."

He ate his ramen in a flash.

"Inu Yasha stop eating!"

Miroku cried out.

""Why should I"

But instead of getting a response, he found out for himself. The ramen noodles stood up and began to tangle around his friends. One of the noodles laughed and pointed towards Inu Yasha.

"You humans shall eat us no more!"

"WATCH ME!"

Inu Yasha began to eat away at the ramen noodles wrapped around him. Miroku, Yusuke, Kazuma, Sano, Nicky, Hiei, and Kurama followed suit. But it wasn't over yet. The remaining ramen mutated and grew and grew. Soon they were like noodle skyscrapers.

"I guess the ramen was right."

Inu Yasha remarked.

"Here eat this!"

Kenshin in the form of the Hygiene Fairy appeared out of nowhere holding a mint. Kenshin was wearing all white or light blue. He had little fairy wings and a toothbrush for a wand.

"Why?"

"JUST DO IT OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BATTOUSAI!"

Kenshin suddenly became all angry with a vein popping. He shoved the mint into Inu Yasha's mouth and left in a POOF!

"WHA!"

Suddenly Inu Yasha grew and grew until he was the same size as the Ramen Leader.

"Prepare to meet your doom, Noodle Head!"

Soon the two began to fight. Each tried to push the other down, the noodle losing so far.

"I am the Eater of Ramen! I shall WIN!"

"But I will prevail! Like now!"

The Noodle suddenly grew twice its size and crushed Inu Yasha. Inu Yasha soon shrank and was carried away by the noodles to be a sacrifice to their Noodle Gods.

_-_Kazuma's Dream_-_

"Eikichi!"

Kazuma screamed as he wandered a dark, lonely, forest.

"WHERE ARE YOU!?"

Kazuma wandered deeper into the forest, hearing a soft mewing noise.

"EIKICHI!"

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!"

Suddenly a giant mutated kitty came out from the other side and begant to chase Kazuma.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kazuma ran in a sort of hopping style. It seemed like Kazuma ran like a bunny. His step bouncy and quick.

"EIKICHI! IT'S MEEEE!"

"Kazuma?"

Eikichi shrank, her voice high and squeaky.

"Eikichi, I was so-"

Eikichi suddenly mutated again and ripped a passage to another dimension. She threw Kazuma in there and left humming to 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'

_-_End of Naptime_-_

""Wake up fool!"

Knives poked Legato awake.

"Master…I think I wetted my clothing."

"Come! We must check on our victims!"

The duo entered the main room. Most of the kids were awake, trembling in fear.

"Eikichi…"

"Scooby Doo…"

"Fishies…chickens!"

"Older Hiei…"

"Water!"

"WE HAVE SUCCEEDED!"

Suddenly Raku, Raiku's son popped out singing and dancing.

"LALALALALALAA!"

Raku twirled and danced a ballet, unaffected by the Nightmare Machine.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Knives ran around and knocked himself out when he ran into wall.

AN: Yes, this chapter was…strange. R&R!