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chapter2:The vault and blackmail
Star:We don't own Yu Gi Oh! or whatever you may have heard of! Stop following us!!!
Z: Sure, follow, I don't mind. I'll just stab you or put your head in your own ass. Or.... *Takes out a B X 25 with only one bullet.* I'll kill you all!!!!
Star: She's joking!!! hehehe....yeah...*nervous laughter*
Z: *watch beeps* Ok, I'm don'e being physco, time for breakfast!
Star: (we're writing this in the morning. Zene's grumpy.)
Z: Dare to say that again?
Star: No *whimpers* That's ok
Z: I'm done being physco, but I'm not quite sure if I should be dumb or mean.
Star: Dumb!
Z: grrrrrr....
Star: Whimpers* *some short cries*
*Scene turns black and you hear a B X 25 go off.* *lights come back on*
Z: That was fun
Star: She didn't hit anything?! That's a first....wait! I'm not dead!! YEAH!!
Z: Damn...I really did miss.
Star: What's that suppose to mean?
Z: Um....back to the Sleepover!!!
Lights begin to fade.
Star can be heard: Zene!!!!
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Z: Like I was saying we're going to play .......
Yugi: Monapoly?
Bakura: kill the pharoh?
Yami: Kill the Tomb Robber?
Ryou: Jepordy?
Tea: Sherades?
Seto: Twister?
everyone:0.0!!!!
Seto: What.
Z: Any ways we're going to play *more interuptions of game ideas* Will you people shut up!!! We're going to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Star: Um...*blushes* Zene...*blushes more* You think that that's a good idea?
Z: Sure. And the place has been made.
Everyone: *blushes* -_-
Z: Anyone disagree? *holds up another B X 25 and aims at the crowd*
Everyone: We agreee!!! We agree!!!!
Z: Good. The place is the vault, and we play spin-the-bottle that will decide your fate. *evil smirk*
Everyone: *cringes*
Z: OK, Star goes first.
Star: ok ....... alrighty then. *spins bottle*
Everyone: *holding breath*
*bottle lands on Yami* (through some strange undiscovered reason of the authors)
Yami: Why me!?!?!
Star: *dragging Yami* Alright come on let's get this over with!
*Star and Yami leave the room and now are in the vault.*
Z: Hehehehee....!!!! *evil smile* I know Star knows that she's being watched, so lets see how Yami's doing! *Turns off lights*
*A 'click' noise can be heard*
*Just then, thousands and even maybe millions of Tv's came out of the wall.*
Z: hehehehe!! Let's watch (I'll just erase your minds on the cameras thing anyways, so you'll have no idea!)
Yugi: Did you say something, Zene?
Z: Why, wanna make something otta it?
Yugi: *Cringes* no!
Z: *folds arms and look at cameras that have pictures of Star and Yami in the vault doing nothing...yet* (I wonder why everyone fears me? So what if I'm a person who likes guns and other instruments of torture...but?)
Star: *From the vault, (and yes, there is sound)* Becasue you freakin' hurt people!
Zene: *Turns on loudspeaker* Shutup Star, or I can use blackmail on you!
Star: NO!!!! (goddammit!)
Z: *Smiles evilly, yet triumphently too.* The seven minutes begin now (for this we're going to take it from the people in the vaults view okay?)
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Yami: *under breath* no one better be watching.
Star: *smiles slyly* Hey Yami what kind of girls have you made out with in your 5,000 year life span?
Everyonee: 0.0?!?!?!?!?!
Yami: Alright now that's not cool!!!! I'm not telling you about my social
life!!
Star: Hey! Did you have a queen when you were pharoh?
Yami: *covers ears/ closes eyes* lalalallalala .... I'm not listening ..... llalalalallala!
Star: *walks up to Yami so she is looking him staight in the eyes* Did I say something wrong?
Everyone: Yes!!!!!!!
Star: Oh! *under breath* while he's not looking ..... *reaches into Yami's pocket. Takes out deck and goes through it. When she's done adds a card from her pocket*
Yami: Lalalallalala ......... still not listening ..... lalallallalala!
Star: *takes out notepad. Writes quick note and puts the deck and the note back into Yami's pocket*
Z: *on loudspeaker* Okay that's enough !!!! Times up!! (That was a little interesting. Considering Yami's wearing those pants that are tight and his deck is in his back pocket.)
Star: *nervous laughter* *Evil grin*
*Star and Yami come out.*
Tea: Yipee! My turn! I'm in the story again!
Z: *cringes* Yeah.... Damn Kastuka.
*Tea spins bottle and it lands on.......................................................................... ............................................................................ ............MALIK!*
Malik: NNNNOOOOOOoooooo!!!! Why do I get stuck with the scotic Friendship person!!!!
Z: Well, it is 7 minutes in heaven. And in heaven you are allowed to do whatever you want. *evil smirk* Get it Malik? You get to do whatever your kawaii little heart desires!
Tea: I'm going to hell, goddammit, I'm going to hell!
Malik: *catches on to what Zene is saying* Oh!!!!!!!! Oh Teaaaaaa............
Tea: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Star: This is going to be interesting.
Seto: I bet she dies.
Star: I'll take you on that bet.
Zene: Well, I won't.
Everyone: Malik is going to kill Tea! Hello, Zene???????? Don't you see it?
Z: She's like a cockroach, you can't get rid of her!
Everyone: Ohhhhh
Seto: Ok, I'm going with you then.
Star: After this, we'll be getting either drunk, or we'll be saying all of Zene's lovers!!
Z: Star!
Star: What?
Z: I'm going to kill you!
Star: What? I'm hyper. You expect any better of me? *Runs to Yami and gives him a Phoenix Down.* If she kills me, use this on me please!
Z: *A/N: somewhat by our own stupidness and hyperness, Zene missed that.*
Star: *happily*Right so let's go to Tea and Malik in the vault!
Bakura: Tea's going to die!! Yeaaaaa!!!
*Alright let's get back to Tea and Malik in the vault*
Malik: *pulls out knife* Time to die Tea!!!
Tea: *whimpers* *starts to cry* You .....(sob) can't kill me ..... I'm one of the main characters!!!
Malik: No one really cares!!!
Tea: *strangely grows happy* Well as long as I'm going to die I might as well give out all dirty secrets I have on people!!
Everyone: 0.0?!?!?! Dirty secrets???
Tea: *thinking* let's see..... Yugi's really short because he smoked crack when he was little. Joey's way stupid because his mother dropped him on his head at birth. Tristen keeps his hair all pointy by putting glue in it.
*six minutes later*
everyone: make it stop!!!!
Malik: AhHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not bi!!!!!!
Tea: Yes you are!
Z:*on loudspeaker* Times up. Tea stop bashing people. That's stuff we just did not need to know!!
*Malik runs out of vault screaming. Tea skips happily out of vault* Z: Pay up people. Tea ain't dead.
*People reluncktently give her ten bucks each*
*A/N: What a rip off.*
Z: Acutally, that stuff is good blackmail.
Star: *Takes out notebook and writes all she can remember* What was the one on Yugi again?
Tea: He smoked crack when he was little.
Star: Right! *jots it down.* Oh, you do realize that Zene is going to kill you now for bashing on her.
*Just then the lights go off, becomes pitch black, and a gun shot is heard, with the following of a body hitting the floor.*
Z: hehehehehe *evilly cackles*
*Lights go back on*
Everyone: Tea's dead!!!!!!
Z: Yugi, aren't you sad?
Yugi: No, I'm married to my grandfather already.
Star: *Strangles him* No! I forbid it!
*Lawyer pops out from no where* Here is the divorce papers.
Z: *signs them* You're officially not married, and hopefully officially not gay.
Everyone: *Looks disgusted.*
Star: *becomes silent. Stops strangleing Yugi*
Yugi: Star?
Star: *hands still around Yugi's neck. Faints but falls stiffly backwards*
yugi: Star are you all right?
Star: *frozen in stangleing position from shock*
Z: It's alright she'll recover in about ten seconds.
Star: *Jumps Up* It's Seto's turn!! HeHehehehehehhe!!! *evil smile*
*Seto spins the bottle, grumbling something about killing Star, and by some people who created this story and who like Seto Kaiba, it landed on the best, Zene!*
Zene: *Tries to hide a blush and somewhat succeeds*
Star: *Grins evilly* So, what are you guys gonna do in there?
Zene: *hits star upside the head* At least we won't be reaching into each others back pockets!!
Star: *Grumbles, but cringes* *then slightly blushes*
Yami: *checks back pocket, sees it one card to large*
Star: How could he tell?
Z: Ah, the many mysteries of life.
Yami: *pulls out note and starts to read*
Star: *sees Yami. hurridly* Right let's get you two into the vault shall we?
Yami: *Blushes badly. Falls over, stunned.*
Joey/Tristen: *look at note* *start to giggle and blush*
Star: *sees her secret is about to be given away* Let's go to Zene and Kaiba in the vault.
***********In the vault*************
Seto: This is extremely boring
Zene: Those stupid mortals. They don't even think of stealing the money in here?
Star: Think: BANK, Zene!
Zene: *opens a drawer* *gasps* *then starts laughing uncontrollably.*
Seto: What is it?
Zene: Porn and how to-- hweheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeheheheheheheheheha hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha-- become the woman underneath!
Seto: *Also starts laughing uncontrollably.*
Everyone outside the vault: *Laughing*
Star: *Face in hands* My uncles secret stash...! *Idea* Blackmail! *grins evilly*
Everyone: what is it with you and blackmail??!?!?!
Star: it's fun and funnny. *giggles*
everyone: suger.
Zene: she did have enough of that, didn't she. Well, you can't blame her. Not only was she socially deprived, but sugerly deprived also!
Everyone: Oh!!!!
Star: Suger! *imitates golem* my precious!
Bakura: *strokes ring* that's my saying!!!
Star: Ok times up!!!! You can come out now.
*Seto and Zene come out of vault carrying some of pegasus' 'goods'*
Z: Auction! First we have this nice Victoria Secret magazine! Do I hear one hundred dollars? I know you guys want some!!!
Joey: Mine!
Tristen: 3 hundred!
Malik: 6 hundred!
Zene: Going once, twice, sold to Malik!!!
Malik: YEAH!
Zene: Pay up!
*Malik gives her an IOU*
*Zene hurts Malik severely*
*Malik (for some unknowned reason) then gives Zene 1 thousand dollars happily.*
Star: How in the world did you get that much money?
Malik: Working at Jack-in-the-box!
Zene: Next, we have this porn magazine! Do I hear six hundred?
Joey: three hundred!
Zene: I said six hundred!
Joey: Um...how about two hundred?
*Zene gives up on Joey*
Zene: six hundred anyone?
*Malik and Bakura shout 7 hundred at the same time*
Yugi: one thousand!
Tea: 2 thousands!
Zene: I thought you were dead.
Tea: I'm a cockroach!
Star: And why the hell would you want it?
Tea: I'm giving out my secretest secret! Damn me!
Zene: I think we could all do that.
*lights go out* * several gunshots are heard*
*lights go back up. Star and Zene both have a B X 25*
*Malik is standing behind Tea with a knife.* *Tea suddenly falls* *Tea gets back up.*
Zene and Star: WHAT?!?!?!!
Zene: *idea* we've been doing it all wrong! The only way to kill a cockroach is to step on it!!
Star: OHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everyone but Tea: *Stomps on Tea*
Tea: *dies*
Star: Cool now we can get back on with the game!!
Zene: NOOOOO!!!! It's too late! We have to wait till the next chapter, which will either be about me getting drunk or Star saying all my secret lovers!
Star: Yeah!!!! Chapter 3! Chapter 3! Die Tea! Die! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha(continue until we type next chapter)
Zene: Suger rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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END CHAPTER 2
Star: Right well um .... yeah. Oh! Right! Will Zene get drunk?
Z: Will Star reveal all of my secret lovers?
Star: or will we do some other insane thing?
Z: When will I get to kill?
Star: uh ..... later.
Z: Damn.
chapter2:The vault and blackmail
Star:We don't own Yu Gi Oh! or whatever you may have heard of! Stop following us!!!
Z: Sure, follow, I don't mind. I'll just stab you or put your head in your own ass. Or.... *Takes out a B X 25 with only one bullet.* I'll kill you all!!!!
Star: She's joking!!! hehehe....yeah...*nervous laughter*
Z: *watch beeps* Ok, I'm don'e being physco, time for breakfast!
Star: (we're writing this in the morning. Zene's grumpy.)
Z: Dare to say that again?
Star: No *whimpers* That's ok
Z: I'm done being physco, but I'm not quite sure if I should be dumb or mean.
Star: Dumb!
Z: grrrrrr....
Star: Whimpers* *some short cries*
*Scene turns black and you hear a B X 25 go off.* *lights come back on*
Z: That was fun
Star: She didn't hit anything?! That's a first....wait! I'm not dead!! YEAH!!
Z: Damn...I really did miss.
Star: What's that suppose to mean?
Z: Um....back to the Sleepover!!!
Lights begin to fade.
Star can be heard: Zene!!!!
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Z: Like I was saying we're going to play .......
Yugi: Monapoly?
Bakura: kill the pharoh?
Yami: Kill the Tomb Robber?
Ryou: Jepordy?
Tea: Sherades?
Seto: Twister?
everyone:0.0!!!!
Seto: What.
Z: Any ways we're going to play *more interuptions of game ideas* Will you people shut up!!! We're going to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Star: Um...*blushes* Zene...*blushes more* You think that that's a good idea?
Z: Sure. And the place has been made.
Everyone: *blushes* -_-
Z: Anyone disagree? *holds up another B X 25 and aims at the crowd*
Everyone: We agreee!!! We agree!!!!
Z: Good. The place is the vault, and we play spin-the-bottle that will decide your fate. *evil smirk*
Everyone: *cringes*
Z: OK, Star goes first.
Star: ok ....... alrighty then. *spins bottle*
Everyone: *holding breath*
*bottle lands on Yami* (through some strange undiscovered reason of the authors)
Yami: Why me!?!?!
Star: *dragging Yami* Alright come on let's get this over with!
*Star and Yami leave the room and now are in the vault.*
Z: Hehehehee....!!!! *evil smile* I know Star knows that she's being watched, so lets see how Yami's doing! *Turns off lights*
*A 'click' noise can be heard*
*Just then, thousands and even maybe millions of Tv's came out of the wall.*
Z: hehehehe!! Let's watch (I'll just erase your minds on the cameras thing anyways, so you'll have no idea!)
Yugi: Did you say something, Zene?
Z: Why, wanna make something otta it?
Yugi: *Cringes* no!
Z: *folds arms and look at cameras that have pictures of Star and Yami in the vault doing nothing...yet* (I wonder why everyone fears me? So what if I'm a person who likes guns and other instruments of torture...but?)
Star: *From the vault, (and yes, there is sound)* Becasue you freakin' hurt people!
Zene: *Turns on loudspeaker* Shutup Star, or I can use blackmail on you!
Star: NO!!!! (goddammit!)
Z: *Smiles evilly, yet triumphently too.* The seven minutes begin now (for this we're going to take it from the people in the vaults view okay?)
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Yami: *under breath* no one better be watching.
Star: *smiles slyly* Hey Yami what kind of girls have you made out with in your 5,000 year life span?
Everyonee: 0.0?!?!?!?!?!
Yami: Alright now that's not cool!!!! I'm not telling you about my social
life!!
Star: Hey! Did you have a queen when you were pharoh?
Yami: *covers ears/ closes eyes* lalalallalala .... I'm not listening ..... llalalalallala!
Star: *walks up to Yami so she is looking him staight in the eyes* Did I say something wrong?
Everyone: Yes!!!!!!!
Star: Oh! *under breath* while he's not looking ..... *reaches into Yami's pocket. Takes out deck and goes through it. When she's done adds a card from her pocket*
Yami: Lalalallalala ......... still not listening ..... lalallallalala!
Star: *takes out notepad. Writes quick note and puts the deck and the note back into Yami's pocket*
Z: *on loudspeaker* Okay that's enough !!!! Times up!! (That was a little interesting. Considering Yami's wearing those pants that are tight and his deck is in his back pocket.)
Star: *nervous laughter* *Evil grin*
*Star and Yami come out.*
Tea: Yipee! My turn! I'm in the story again!
Z: *cringes* Yeah.... Damn Kastuka.
*Tea spins bottle and it lands on.......................................................................... ............................................................................ ............MALIK!*
Malik: NNNNOOOOOOoooooo!!!! Why do I get stuck with the scotic Friendship person!!!!
Z: Well, it is 7 minutes in heaven. And in heaven you are allowed to do whatever you want. *evil smirk* Get it Malik? You get to do whatever your kawaii little heart desires!
Tea: I'm going to hell, goddammit, I'm going to hell!
Malik: *catches on to what Zene is saying* Oh!!!!!!!! Oh Teaaaaaa............
Tea: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Star: This is going to be interesting.
Seto: I bet she dies.
Star: I'll take you on that bet.
Zene: Well, I won't.
Everyone: Malik is going to kill Tea! Hello, Zene???????? Don't you see it?
Z: She's like a cockroach, you can't get rid of her!
Everyone: Ohhhhh
Seto: Ok, I'm going with you then.
Star: After this, we'll be getting either drunk, or we'll be saying all of Zene's lovers!!
Z: Star!
Star: What?
Z: I'm going to kill you!
Star: What? I'm hyper. You expect any better of me? *Runs to Yami and gives him a Phoenix Down.* If she kills me, use this on me please!
Z: *A/N: somewhat by our own stupidness and hyperness, Zene missed that.*
Star: *happily*Right so let's go to Tea and Malik in the vault!
Bakura: Tea's going to die!! Yeaaaaa!!!
*Alright let's get back to Tea and Malik in the vault*
Malik: *pulls out knife* Time to die Tea!!!
Tea: *whimpers* *starts to cry* You .....(sob) can't kill me ..... I'm one of the main characters!!!
Malik: No one really cares!!!
Tea: *strangely grows happy* Well as long as I'm going to die I might as well give out all dirty secrets I have on people!!
Everyone: 0.0?!?!?! Dirty secrets???
Tea: *thinking* let's see..... Yugi's really short because he smoked crack when he was little. Joey's way stupid because his mother dropped him on his head at birth. Tristen keeps his hair all pointy by putting glue in it.
*six minutes later*
everyone: make it stop!!!!
Malik: AhHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not bi!!!!!!
Tea: Yes you are!
Z:*on loudspeaker* Times up. Tea stop bashing people. That's stuff we just did not need to know!!
*Malik runs out of vault screaming. Tea skips happily out of vault* Z: Pay up people. Tea ain't dead.
*People reluncktently give her ten bucks each*
*A/N: What a rip off.*
Z: Acutally, that stuff is good blackmail.
Star: *Takes out notebook and writes all she can remember* What was the one on Yugi again?
Tea: He smoked crack when he was little.
Star: Right! *jots it down.* Oh, you do realize that Zene is going to kill you now for bashing on her.
*Just then the lights go off, becomes pitch black, and a gun shot is heard, with the following of a body hitting the floor.*
Z: hehehehehe *evilly cackles*
*Lights go back on*
Everyone: Tea's dead!!!!!!
Z: Yugi, aren't you sad?
Yugi: No, I'm married to my grandfather already.
Star: *Strangles him* No! I forbid it!
*Lawyer pops out from no where* Here is the divorce papers.
Z: *signs them* You're officially not married, and hopefully officially not gay.
Everyone: *Looks disgusted.*
Star: *becomes silent. Stops strangleing Yugi*
Yugi: Star?
Star: *hands still around Yugi's neck. Faints but falls stiffly backwards*
yugi: Star are you all right?
Star: *frozen in stangleing position from shock*
Z: It's alright she'll recover in about ten seconds.
Star: *Jumps Up* It's Seto's turn!! HeHehehehehehhe!!! *evil smile*
*Seto spins the bottle, grumbling something about killing Star, and by some people who created this story and who like Seto Kaiba, it landed on the best, Zene!*
Zene: *Tries to hide a blush and somewhat succeeds*
Star: *Grins evilly* So, what are you guys gonna do in there?
Zene: *hits star upside the head* At least we won't be reaching into each others back pockets!!
Star: *Grumbles, but cringes* *then slightly blushes*
Yami: *checks back pocket, sees it one card to large*
Star: How could he tell?
Z: Ah, the many mysteries of life.
Yami: *pulls out note and starts to read*
Star: *sees Yami. hurridly* Right let's get you two into the vault shall we?
Yami: *Blushes badly. Falls over, stunned.*
Joey/Tristen: *look at note* *start to giggle and blush*
Star: *sees her secret is about to be given away* Let's go to Zene and Kaiba in the vault.
***********In the vault*************
Seto: This is extremely boring
Zene: Those stupid mortals. They don't even think of stealing the money in here?
Star: Think: BANK, Zene!
Zene: *opens a drawer* *gasps* *then starts laughing uncontrollably.*
Seto: What is it?
Zene: Porn and how to-- hweheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeheheheheheheheheha hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha-- become the woman underneath!
Seto: *Also starts laughing uncontrollably.*
Everyone outside the vault: *Laughing*
Star: *Face in hands* My uncles secret stash...! *Idea* Blackmail! *grins evilly*
Everyone: what is it with you and blackmail??!?!?!
Star: it's fun and funnny. *giggles*
everyone: suger.
Zene: she did have enough of that, didn't she. Well, you can't blame her. Not only was she socially deprived, but sugerly deprived also!
Everyone: Oh!!!!
Star: Suger! *imitates golem* my precious!
Bakura: *strokes ring* that's my saying!!!
Star: Ok times up!!!! You can come out now.
*Seto and Zene come out of vault carrying some of pegasus' 'goods'*
Z: Auction! First we have this nice Victoria Secret magazine! Do I hear one hundred dollars? I know you guys want some!!!
Joey: Mine!
Tristen: 3 hundred!
Malik: 6 hundred!
Zene: Going once, twice, sold to Malik!!!
Malik: YEAH!
Zene: Pay up!
*Malik gives her an IOU*
*Zene hurts Malik severely*
*Malik (for some unknowned reason) then gives Zene 1 thousand dollars happily.*
Star: How in the world did you get that much money?
Malik: Working at Jack-in-the-box!
Zene: Next, we have this porn magazine! Do I hear six hundred?
Joey: three hundred!
Zene: I said six hundred!
Joey: Um...how about two hundred?
*Zene gives up on Joey*
Zene: six hundred anyone?
*Malik and Bakura shout 7 hundred at the same time*
Yugi: one thousand!
Tea: 2 thousands!
Zene: I thought you were dead.
Tea: I'm a cockroach!
Star: And why the hell would you want it?
Tea: I'm giving out my secretest secret! Damn me!
Zene: I think we could all do that.
*lights go out* * several gunshots are heard*
*lights go back up. Star and Zene both have a B X 25*
*Malik is standing behind Tea with a knife.* *Tea suddenly falls* *Tea gets back up.*
Zene and Star: WHAT?!?!?!!
Zene: *idea* we've been doing it all wrong! The only way to kill a cockroach is to step on it!!
Star: OHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everyone but Tea: *Stomps on Tea*
Tea: *dies*
Star: Cool now we can get back on with the game!!
Zene: NOOOOO!!!! It's too late! We have to wait till the next chapter, which will either be about me getting drunk or Star saying all my secret lovers!
Star: Yeah!!!! Chapter 3! Chapter 3! Die Tea! Die! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha(continue until we type next chapter)
Zene: Suger rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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END CHAPTER 2
Star: Right well um .... yeah. Oh! Right! Will Zene get drunk?
Z: Will Star reveal all of my secret lovers?
Star: or will we do some other insane thing?
Z: When will I get to kill?
Star: uh ..... later.
Z: Damn.