I know, I've taken a while to update. But ideas don't just pop up people! Just because I'm random doesn't mean its easy. Ask any random person out there! It's why we don't update everyday. Hmph. Well, I decided to get off my ass, sit down in another wheelie chair, and get to work. Yep. Time to get to work. Start off the story. Yep………………………………………………….alright I have to start now! NOW!
Ps- I can review again people. I'm okay! Ah, I didn't know how much I wanted to review until I couldn't.
Disclaimer: hey you! You think you're better than me? You don't own FFX? Well, I'm not as good as you so how the hell would I own FFX? Or even start up a company!? See, anything you can do I most probably won't do. Because I'm too lazy. So while you hiring your lawyers and coming up with evidence and losing money and customers, I'll spend my time relaxing on the beach where it's free. Go ahead, sue me. Bet ya can't trace me down. Unless you're a cop…(gulp)
Anything within the : marks are noises coming from the other room. So there.
Behind The SuitcaseBut alas, Yuna would never know where the Cranberry Sauce went. Well actually, she did. It was at the back of her cupboard, but there was a leprechaun back there and she was going near that thing. It kept biting her. So here she was, lying on the dirt with only a squealing Tidus as company. What a flute. Yes, a flute. Yuna was strange like that. She wasn't too good at teasing.
Yep. All alone. No one but her and Tidus the Flute.
"YARGHXJYFBJERFEJRNJAKRGENIWJE STROKE MAH TENDER JGJREBKMFD,KENBFDJBGFGSLEIBFNEFHD OH A CLOVERKJLESAFDHRDGRIRFJF ME TEETH IS YELLOW!"
Oh no! Evil leprechaun!
"Ah! Wh-whats your name?" Yuna squealed without making much sense.
"I be telling ye to talk in ye old language! Can't understand y' language sweety!" she was hard to understand, but Yuna, being the Unerish girl she is, knew what to say.
"What be ye name?" she said surprisingly viciously.
"I be Jenrie of the isle in Cali! Be ye Yuna, ye old witch that tied thee in powder and called mah Shwob?" Jenrie was a strange, strange leprechaun.
"Aye, that be me. And I do m'self proud of it!" Tidus began to wake with this strange talk. He wondered what a talking 'ball of hair' was saying to Yuna.
"Well then ye be calling mah…EVIL MINDY!"
* Crowd Gasps * Dun, dun DUN! She said Mindy! Whoa.
"Evil Mindy? She's that evil legendary…legend!" Tidus yelled, and with a flip of his hair using extra care, strutted his stuff to look real tough.
With Gary (remember, the suitcase?)
Damn that Ronso! He let out Jenrie the leprechaun! Or more commonly known as Evil Mindy. She's pretty damn scary, especially with that butter knife. Man can she butter! She was the SBY (Smack Bang Ya's!) secret weapon, but once she buttered Wakka's hand they realised, they wanted nachos. And so they forgot all about her. My thing is, when do I get to go on a pilgrimage? Cousin Bob went on one, Cousin Pierre went on one, even Cousin Shat-Head went on a pilgrimage! I WILL HAVE MY OWN PILGRIMAGE! And I will call this pilgrimage…Eliza. Yes. I will go on a merry trip of Eliza! LOOK! WE'RE LEAVING TO THE PORT! Forwards, for we shall start Eliza today!
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Back With Wakka and Lulu
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"Wakka, look at you! Completely shirtless and wet and sweaty and handsome and tanned skin and…" she drooled.
"Lu? Uh, weren't you supposed to put me down?" Wakka was confused, so much so that he twiddled his toes! TWIDDLED!
"Hm? Yes, I did. Uh…in a sarcastic way, of subliminal messaging to send you into a cowering frenzy of superstitious fridges!" Lulu used her frothing lips and sharp tongue to come up with that one. *See, they're next to her right now! Hello frothing lips, sharp tongue.
Frothing Lips: Gosf Nshlay (Good Day)
Sharp Tongue: Fuck off!
Yes, can you see the similarities between them? *
"Oh. You know, I don't have to live with these insults, ya! I could bury…UNDER THE SEA!" * Dreams of dancing with fish and eating all types of sea-bread and sea-bacon and sea-fanta*
"What the hell are you talking about? You can't dance! Ya muffin!"
"If you don't shutup, I'ma name you Gertrude!" Wakka had a vicious tone to his voice, the words lashed at her face like whips. WHIP! WHIP THEY SAY!
"Gertrude? No! I'll sound like some sort of a pickle! Nooooooooooooooo!" Lulu spun around in circles for a little while.
"Pickle, Pickle! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah! Gertrude is pickle! Gertrude is a pickle!" the children spat. So she was a spinning, saliva covered, naked (Don't know how she got naked), green (she's a pickle!), screaming Lulu. Doesn't seem so attractive when she's covered in saliva, green, and sand covered does she?
Maroda: Yes.
Did I mention her name is Gertrude?
Maroda: AH! EW! DISGUSTING HO!
Ehem, anyway, back to the problem at hand.
"Look Lu, I won't call you Gertrude…if you do something for me, ya? Or rather to me." Wakka had a rather seductive grin.
With Tidus, Yuna and Evil Mindy
"Dance for ye! Dance for ye! Dance for ye, WEE!"
Yuna was rather embarrassed. Rather scared. Rather beautiful smelling. Rather NAKED. Oh no she wasn't, scratch that you SLUT!
"Must I dance?" Evil Mindy bit Yuna rather hard. She was rather pained.
"YES! Fer I be waiting for this sexy young thing to awaken the leprechaun inside of me." Evil Mindy swayed her head, as if she was a meticulous petal in the wind of HATE!
(An: I don't know what meticulous means…)
"What does that have to do with me?" Yuna was quite confused, and her skirt was too, so it showed it concern by summoning the wind and blowing towards the skies. Luckily, she had three hundred other disposable skirts beneath it, so that in the attempted rape category, the rapist's boredom would overcome their desire. And it worked! On Luzzu anyway. Horny bastard.
"Shutup! MINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINIMINI!" AND SUDDEN BEAM OF GREEN CAME FROM THE PLANET OF BROOMS, AND STRUCK EVIL MINDY ON THE SPOT!
"Ah piddlypoop." And away she flew.
"Well thank goodness for that! Last time she came around she made me strip. All the way until I was shirtless! ALL THE WAY! SHIRTLESS!" Somehow it had been a 'horrible' experience for Tidus. Although some people weren't having such horrible ones. Wink wink-Gertrude and Fireboy-Nudge nudge
"Come along Tidus, its time to board the ship." And with the sound of her voice, Yuna soothed his nerves.
We'd go to Lulu and Wakka…but…this is rated PG, and that's goes along a much higher rating. So tiddletetee!
Yuna and Tidus sat rather boredly in their room. They were oblivious to hormones at the moment; they had been disabled by the Plant Of Brooms beam for a day or two.
"Well, isn't it convenient our room is located right beside Lulu and Wakka's?" Yuna said softly as she laid her body down on the ONE bed.
"I guess. Although I can't help but notice those noises coming from their room…" Tidus was confused to what the noises were. Any intelligent person would've figured it out. Are YOU intelligent or a spotted cow with the body of a frivolous PINT of piss? I should hope not. So anyway, being the hormoneless teenagers they were, Tidus and Yuna crawled into bed and lay in silence.
: *moaning * :
"See Yuna? There are strange noises coming from there!" Tidus exclaimed.
: *male voice growls* :
"There are too. Is that a fiend?"
: *bed starts squeaking* :
"I don't think so. Those two are doing something, though." Tidus scrunched up his face.
: *moaning* :
"There's that noise again!" A certain red haired blitzers name is called out by a female voice. Both Yuna and Tidus become pale.
: *screaming* :
"Oh…I think we should ignore those noises. Nothing to be heard Yuna. Absolutely nothing. Goodnight." Tidus turned away from the wall.
"What do you mean? I'd like to know what's going on. Maybe we should just take a little peek? Someone could be hurt from all that groaning and screaming."
"NO! I think it's about the extreme opposite of pain.
The planet of brooms effect wore off, and they regained their hormones.
"I mean, yes Yuna, I believe we should." And away Tidus crawled with his video camera, towards the small hole in the wall. He pressed the big red button. I said record. Can you believe that? I mean, RECORD, of all things to say.
"So, what are they doing Tidus?" Yuna sat up in the bed; her hands folded AS USUAL, LIKE THE UNERISH FISH SHE IS! Ehem. Anyway.
"Um…They're moving a lot…um…I think…they're nake-" Tidus finally accepted what was happening in the other room," No, they're uh…massaging each others feet." Tidus commended himself on a well put cover up.
"Really? Let me see." Before Tidus had a chance to make up a lie, he was viciously pushed onto the floor and out of the fish like girls way. He quickly scampered to watch with her, and repeatedly told himself he was only doing so to keep Yuna innocent.
"Are you sure? That doesn't look like Wakka's hand. Too big."
Tidus blanched.
"Uh…I'm certain. Yuna, us guys know this stuff, so uh, time for bed, right?" He started to lift her up.
"But his 'hand' is like, thir-"
"BED, Yuna." And he forcibly forced her to sleep. Of course, he sat up and recorded the entire thing.
To Gary
Pf. Ya know, I might have had a half-decent nights sleep if it hadn't been for that couple next door making all that noise last night. Damn, did they have a good time or what!? The Ronso's keeping me had an argument. Ronso's are quite slow witted. One Ronso insisted they were playing 'Uno', another that they were playing poker, one said they were having a personal wild off, if you catch his drift, and the last said the must be massaging each others feet. Where'd he get that from? You'd have to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal slow to buy that shit. Or damn naïve. Oh well, all I can say is that girl was a FOX. And a howler. Oh, by the way, the Lucan hostage thinks she's a werewolf and she was eating the blitzball guy. How do we know he's a blitzball guy? Well, there's a peep hole in every cabin for the…old perverted men. Well, one of ours was covered by his 'Besaid aurochs' pants. Now I'll have nothing more to speak of on that notion. Good day to you, and please somebody tell this Ronso to STOP SMOKING! MY DAMN LEATHER IS DYING HERE!
Well, well, well, that was very…not like me. But oh well, I'm a teenager, there's gotta be SOME mental changes, right? Yeah. Sure. So anyway, I'm going to hold you guys to a poll. You don't have to vote, but if you don't I'll hate you and won't say thank you. In fact, I think I'm going to thank all those who reviewed right now.
Solei Lizebeth Alice Grinaldi- Woo. What a name to type. Well, I guess a lot of people would say 'poor thing', but it'll meet up with them soon enough. Besides, I still have to make them fight Sin, and the suitcase is going to help…dunno how yet. I'll find out though.
Clownsareevil & Darkshadowheartless- coughs.
Guffrey- Have you reviewed one of my fics before? I swear I've heard that name. Oh well, thanks for the review, didn't think anyone would laugh. I thought they'd throw their wine at it or…something along those lines.
Qui-Ti- Prostitute, eh? Hooker, eh? Where is this leading, eh? I don't know what I'm suggesting by this, eh? Why do I keep saying eh, eh? Ahem. Anyways, where have you been lately? What, doing your own thing, ignoring your FRIENDS! On MSN you wouldn't talk to me and Be Nice To Wakka and Aurons Mujan, and so I came up with the theory that you're a paedophile tracking us down as we speak to you on MSN so you can molest us. Prove me wrong.
NanakiThirteen- Hmm…I used my initiative to figure that one out. But don't worry, it was sweet correcting yourself. I think. I don't know, very confused at the moment. Well keep reading and reviewing!
Arcandar- …are you trying to tell me something? Something along the lines of…funny? HAHA I THOUGHT SO! I hope I spelt your name properly. New chapter comin' up shortly!
And now, onto the pole…wait, poll.
POLL (or is it pole?)
What WERE Wakka and Lulu doing in there? Were they-?
() Touching each other
() Doing each others hair
() Massaging their feet
() Playing Uno
() Playing Poker
() Lulu was a werewolf and ate Wakka whom just happened to be naked
() They were Getting It On!
Hey, it's your choice, it's not like I readily implied anything. Actually I did, but it's up to what you guys want. Unless I just really want it my way…but then I wouldn't have friends, so it's up to you guys! NOW REVIEW DEAREST!
ADIOS AMIGOS
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