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Chamber of Secrets alternate ending. : )
We start right where Harry Potter gives Tom Riddle's diary to Mr. Malfoy. (I'm using the movie ending because that's where I thought this up)
Mr. Malfoy hands the diary to Doby and starts to walk away. He tells Doby to follow. Doby finds the sock in the diary and says "Master has set me free." Mr. Malfoy turns around and says "What are you talking about?" Then he spots the sock. He glares at Harry and says "You have made me lose my servant!"
Harry grins as he flips off Mr. Malfoy with both fingers and says "That's right, Bitch"
Mr. Malfoy, not aware of muggle slang, makes a look of confusion and walks away.
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We now find ourselves in the great hall.
The doors to the entrance open and Hagrid walks through.
He stops half way through the aisle and yells "Wassup dawgs? Hagrid in da house." Every one bursts out in cheer.
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We now find now find us in the Malfoy study. Mr. Malfoy is hunched over a muggle slang book. He finds "bitch" and being flipped off. He stands in anger and yells "I'M GOING TO KILL HARRY POTTER" Draco, his son, sticks his head in the study door and says "Dad, we all want to kill Harry, but its 3 a.m. Keep it down."
I'm thinking about continuing this but I'm not sure anyone would read them please review and tell me even if you don't like it.