Hmmmm. not much to say here really.
For disclaimer, see previous page.
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The Second Bit: Extremely Linear Mansion
Opening Theme plays
- Classroom -
Fuuko: Look! They put the place we completely destroyed in the newspaper!
Recca: Reeeeeally. What a surprise.
Author: Hey, I should be saying that.
- Other Classroom -
Tatesako: I'm your substitute teacher. Yay!
Recca: Just start talking about ninjas.
Rest Of Class: *pulls out preprepared pillows*
- Staff Room -
Tatesako: Surprise! I'm as obsessed with ninjas as he is!
Recca: Yeah, but what do you know about the Hokage?
Tatesako: Come to my house and I'll tell you.
- Tatesako's House -
Tatesako: Hi! Look at my museum-like collection!
- Street in Town -
TV: Mori Kouran is a nice man!
- Mysterious Place -
Mori Kouran: People are stupid. I hate mortality.
- Tatesako's House -
Tatesako: The Hokage are really secret ninjas. Even more so than normal ninjas. Plus they made secret powerful weapons.
Recca: Hmmm. those look familiar.
Koganei: Hey. I'm now going to kidnap the girl.
Recca: Why you little.
Koganei: *dodge*
Recca: Ow. Hey, what the? I can't move!
Mokuren: Hehe, I am so clever. Must attack women!
Fuuko: Aah! Evil guy! Attack!
Mokuren: Ooh! Another woman!
Koganei: Stop it and let's get on with it.
Mokuren: Sure, I'll obey this small kid.
Recca: Uurgh. must.
Mokuren: Ow.
Koganei: Meh. Pathetic-type person.
- Mysterious Place -
Kurei: We captured the girl.
Mori Kouran: About time.
- Mansion Bedroom -
Yanagi: -line everyone says after waking up in mysterious circumstances-
Koganei: Here, have your clothes. I want to seem like a nice person.
Yanagi: Oh, thanks. You're a nice person.
- Hospital -
Recca: -line everyone says after waking up in mysterious circumstances-
Fuuko: Tatesako's wife isn't dead. But Tatesako and Yanagi were kidnapped.
- Mansion Loungeroom -
Kurei: The guy who everyone thinks is nice is my father. But he's actually really evil. And he wants eternal life, and you have the secret.
Yanagi: Ummmm.
- Outside Hanabishi House -
Recca: I'm going to rescue Yanagi
Domon: We're coming too.
- Warehouse -
Recca: Graaah! Kage Houshi! You know where Yanagi is.
Kage Houshi: I didn't do it. But she's at this mansion. And you have to run away if you're going to die.
- Outside Mansion -
Recca: Hah! We are so sneaky! We are sneaking in!
Guards: Stupid kids.
Guards: Ow. Hey, let's run away.
- Mansion Bedroom -
Kurei: Fire the *does the finger inverted commas thing* laser!
Frau Farbissina: Firing the LaSAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!
Yanagi: Look! Fireworks! They dodged the *does the finger inverted commas thing* laser!
- Mansion Corridor -
Recca: Look at all the stone statues. Whoa!
Kurei: *over intercom* Bet you can't get past the statue with the *voice pauses as he does the finger inverted commas thing* laser!
Recca: Hah! I'll smash theOW.
Fuuko: Look! The laser has a delay! We can win if we work together!
Domon: Watch me headbutt the stone statue to death!
- Mansion Control Room -
Kurei: Koganei, get everyone who can fight ready. In true villan style, I must send them all against the heroes one by one, in progressive order of strength.
Koganei: But Evil Overlord Rule number 80 says.
Kurei: Shut up.
- Mansion Ballroom -
Reiran: Look at my dolls! They will kill you!
Fuuko: I don't think so.
Reiran: Noooo! My dolls! You killed my only friends!
Fuuko: You REALLY need to get out more.
Reiran: Die!
Fuuko: Hm. She seems to be not hurt by my attacks. Funny, that.
Reiran: Hehehehe. I have you trapped now!
Fuuko: Oh no! Shock!
Reiran: I will now take a long time to kill you so you can figure out my secret!
Fuuko: Wait! I figured out your secret!
Ganko: You killed my mother! * flashback*
Fuuko: Don't worry, I will be your friend!
- Mansion Control Room -
Koganei: Kurei! She lost!
Kurei: See, notice over here the large TV? See how it has those people on it? I wonder if I already knew?
- Fountain -
Kage Houshi: Help Recca!
Mikagami: No.
Kage Houshi: Whoa. déjà vu.
- Mansion Cell -
Koganei: Fight these people.
- Mansion Ballroom -
Domon: Hah! You have an amusing name!
- Mansion Stone Room -
Ganko: Oh no! It's -HIM-!
Domon: Graaaaaah!! I'm stronger than you!
Recca: Wow, that was easy.
Seikoh: Graaaah! Feel my stronger attack!
Domon: Ow!
- Flashback -
Kage Houshi: Use this. But it may not let you use it.
Domon: Gee, thanks.
- Mansion Stone Room -
Domon: Haha! I am so clever because I attacked the one really small vulnerable spot!
Seikoh: Ow. Feel my wrath!
Domon: Ow.
Recca: Ow.
Fuuko: Ow.
Domon: GrrrrrrrrraaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Now my nose is glowing I am stronger than you!
- Very Ordinary Mansion Room -
Koganei: Hi! You lot are still pathetic, so I'm going to stop you with this door!
Domon: Graaaah. must stop door.
Fuuko: I'll help!
Author: For what it's worth. ie nothing.
Recca: So will I!
Author: Oh, brilliant. Clap, clap.
Mikagami: Hm. I might as well destroy this door.
Author: Couldn't you have waited until it squashed them?
Mikagami: Appealing prospect, but they're sort of going to be neccesary later on. You of all people should know that.
Author: I know. still, I can always hope.
Koganei: Wow, you're better than they are.
Mikagami: Naturally.
- Mansion Upstairs Corridor -
Recca: Oh no! Pitfalls! Arrows shooting from walls! Doors lowering from the ceiling blocking the passage!
Author: Now where have I heard this before. *starts humming Indiana Jones theme*
Recca: A door stopped us! But fear not, I shall flame it!
Fuuko: Why didn't you do that to the other one?
Recca: I dunno.
- Mansion Control Room -
Kurei: He shoots flame? Could he be. ?
Author: Gee, I wonder.
- Other Ordinary Mansion Room -
Recca: Kurei? Yaaaah!
Kurei: Pathetic fool. You and I came from 400 years ago, and I need the madougu to take over the world.
Author: Must escape, the total creativity is killing me.
Recca: I will beat you soon!
Closing Theme plays
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*is still humming Indiana Jones* What? So I got it stuck in my head, big deal. At least there was no giant boulder. Which reminds me of an idea I had for a one-off shortish parody. I may do that before the next Bit. We'll see.
Next week: The Third Bit: Flame, and the Longest Flashback Yet!
For disclaimer, see previous page.
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The Second Bit: Extremely Linear Mansion
Opening Theme plays
- Classroom -
Fuuko: Look! They put the place we completely destroyed in the newspaper!
Recca: Reeeeeally. What a surprise.
Author: Hey, I should be saying that.
- Other Classroom -
Tatesako: I'm your substitute teacher. Yay!
Recca: Just start talking about ninjas.
Rest Of Class: *pulls out preprepared pillows*
- Staff Room -
Tatesako: Surprise! I'm as obsessed with ninjas as he is!
Recca: Yeah, but what do you know about the Hokage?
Tatesako: Come to my house and I'll tell you.
- Tatesako's House -
Tatesako: Hi! Look at my museum-like collection!
- Street in Town -
TV: Mori Kouran is a nice man!
- Mysterious Place -
Mori Kouran: People are stupid. I hate mortality.
- Tatesako's House -
Tatesako: The Hokage are really secret ninjas. Even more so than normal ninjas. Plus they made secret powerful weapons.
Recca: Hmmm. those look familiar.
Koganei: Hey. I'm now going to kidnap the girl.
Recca: Why you little.
Koganei: *dodge*
Recca: Ow. Hey, what the? I can't move!
Mokuren: Hehe, I am so clever. Must attack women!
Fuuko: Aah! Evil guy! Attack!
Mokuren: Ooh! Another woman!
Koganei: Stop it and let's get on with it.
Mokuren: Sure, I'll obey this small kid.
Recca: Uurgh. must.
Mokuren: Ow.
Koganei: Meh. Pathetic-type person.
- Mysterious Place -
Kurei: We captured the girl.
Mori Kouran: About time.
- Mansion Bedroom -
Yanagi: -line everyone says after waking up in mysterious circumstances-
Koganei: Here, have your clothes. I want to seem like a nice person.
Yanagi: Oh, thanks. You're a nice person.
- Hospital -
Recca: -line everyone says after waking up in mysterious circumstances-
Fuuko: Tatesako's wife isn't dead. But Tatesako and Yanagi were kidnapped.
- Mansion Loungeroom -
Kurei: The guy who everyone thinks is nice is my father. But he's actually really evil. And he wants eternal life, and you have the secret.
Yanagi: Ummmm.
- Outside Hanabishi House -
Recca: I'm going to rescue Yanagi
Domon: We're coming too.
- Warehouse -
Recca: Graaah! Kage Houshi! You know where Yanagi is.
Kage Houshi: I didn't do it. But she's at this mansion. And you have to run away if you're going to die.
- Outside Mansion -
Recca: Hah! We are so sneaky! We are sneaking in!
Guards: Stupid kids.
Guards: Ow. Hey, let's run away.
- Mansion Bedroom -
Kurei: Fire the *does the finger inverted commas thing* laser!
Frau Farbissina: Firing the LaSAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!
Yanagi: Look! Fireworks! They dodged the *does the finger inverted commas thing* laser!
- Mansion Corridor -
Recca: Look at all the stone statues. Whoa!
Kurei: *over intercom* Bet you can't get past the statue with the *voice pauses as he does the finger inverted commas thing* laser!
Recca: Hah! I'll smash theOW.
Fuuko: Look! The laser has a delay! We can win if we work together!
Domon: Watch me headbutt the stone statue to death!
- Mansion Control Room -
Kurei: Koganei, get everyone who can fight ready. In true villan style, I must send them all against the heroes one by one, in progressive order of strength.
Koganei: But Evil Overlord Rule number 80 says.
Kurei: Shut up.
- Mansion Ballroom -
Reiran: Look at my dolls! They will kill you!
Fuuko: I don't think so.
Reiran: Noooo! My dolls! You killed my only friends!
Fuuko: You REALLY need to get out more.
Reiran: Die!
Fuuko: Hm. She seems to be not hurt by my attacks. Funny, that.
Reiran: Hehehehe. I have you trapped now!
Fuuko: Oh no! Shock!
Reiran: I will now take a long time to kill you so you can figure out my secret!
Fuuko: Wait! I figured out your secret!
Ganko: You killed my mother! * flashback*
Fuuko: Don't worry, I will be your friend!
- Mansion Control Room -
Koganei: Kurei! She lost!
Kurei: See, notice over here the large TV? See how it has those people on it? I wonder if I already knew?
- Fountain -
Kage Houshi: Help Recca!
Mikagami: No.
Kage Houshi: Whoa. déjà vu.
- Mansion Cell -
Koganei: Fight these people.
- Mansion Ballroom -
Domon: Hah! You have an amusing name!
- Mansion Stone Room -
Ganko: Oh no! It's -HIM-!
Domon: Graaaaaah!! I'm stronger than you!
Recca: Wow, that was easy.
Seikoh: Graaaah! Feel my stronger attack!
Domon: Ow!
- Flashback -
Kage Houshi: Use this. But it may not let you use it.
Domon: Gee, thanks.
- Mansion Stone Room -
Domon: Haha! I am so clever because I attacked the one really small vulnerable spot!
Seikoh: Ow. Feel my wrath!
Domon: Ow.
Recca: Ow.
Fuuko: Ow.
Domon: GrrrrrrrrraaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Now my nose is glowing I am stronger than you!
- Very Ordinary Mansion Room -
Koganei: Hi! You lot are still pathetic, so I'm going to stop you with this door!
Domon: Graaaah. must stop door.
Fuuko: I'll help!
Author: For what it's worth. ie nothing.
Recca: So will I!
Author: Oh, brilliant. Clap, clap.
Mikagami: Hm. I might as well destroy this door.
Author: Couldn't you have waited until it squashed them?
Mikagami: Appealing prospect, but they're sort of going to be neccesary later on. You of all people should know that.
Author: I know. still, I can always hope.
Koganei: Wow, you're better than they are.
Mikagami: Naturally.
- Mansion Upstairs Corridor -
Recca: Oh no! Pitfalls! Arrows shooting from walls! Doors lowering from the ceiling blocking the passage!
Author: Now where have I heard this before. *starts humming Indiana Jones theme*
Recca: A door stopped us! But fear not, I shall flame it!
Fuuko: Why didn't you do that to the other one?
Recca: I dunno.
- Mansion Control Room -
Kurei: He shoots flame? Could he be. ?
Author: Gee, I wonder.
- Other Ordinary Mansion Room -
Recca: Kurei? Yaaaah!
Kurei: Pathetic fool. You and I came from 400 years ago, and I need the madougu to take over the world.
Author: Must escape, the total creativity is killing me.
Recca: I will beat you soon!
Closing Theme plays
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*is still humming Indiana Jones* What? So I got it stuck in my head, big deal. At least there was no giant boulder. Which reminds me of an idea I had for a one-off shortish parody. I may do that before the next Bit. We'll see.
Next week: The Third Bit: Flame, and the Longest Flashback Yet!