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Tristan: Did you know trees grow from the ground?

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Cat: *over at restaurant where Joey and Mai went* (Now let's see, if I can remember correctly the two broke up here)

Cat: *appears in security room and starts pushing random buttons* (why the hell does EVERYONE use computers!?) (Aha, here we are)

The cat watches the tape of the date Joey and Mai had.

Cat: (hmm, that's weird. Why are they acting like that? Talk about screwed up humans. Jeez, do I need to do everything!?)

Cat: *sighs* (hmm, okay something about a movie too. Joey being stupid, that's normal, umm, why else would Mai be upset? Acting like a jerk, kay, damn this is confusing! Why can't I just read their minds!? Stupid limits....)

The cat exited through the window, and noticed someone heading towards Kaiba's mansion on a motorcycle.

Cat: *jumps on* (may as well catch me a ride)

LATER

The cat followed the boy whose motorcycle she had hitched a ride on up Kaiba's steps, careful not to be seen.

Cat: (wonder who this guy is? Didn't see him last time. Probably just a new friend of theirs) *notices rod* (hmm, wonder what that thing does? All the millennium items I've encountered are hazardous to my health-_-)

Marik: *rings doorbell* (Bwahaha, I'll just take over whoever's mind answers the door!)

Isis: *opens door* Marik?

Marik: 0_0 oops! Miscalculation!

Cat: (Marik?)

Marik: ehehehe, hello dear sister!

Isis: *narrows eyes* what are you doing here?

Marik: *looks around nervously* nothiiiiiiing

Isis: I knew it! *grabs rod* your going to use this to control someone's mind to fix my room!

Cat: (control minds!? That could be useful...)

Marik: Yes, I mean No! Well yeah, of course not! Uhh...

Isis: *sighs* fine, fine, call the repair people, as long as _you_ pay. I'll be keeping this. *closes door*

Cat: (Actually, I'll be keeping that.)

LATER

Tristan: hey Yugi, have you seen Joey anywhere?

Yugi: I think I saw him going outside

Tristan later finds Joey sitting in a tree in the garden, staring into space.

Tristan: watcha doing up there?

Joey: thinking

Tristan: about what?

Joey: stuff

Tristan: *knowingly* you miss being with Mai right?

Joey: *almost falls off tree* how do _you_ know that!?

Tristan: eh? What'd I just say?

Joey: -_- never mind

Tristan: so... watcha doing up there?

Joey: *sarcastic* looking for flying pigs

Tristan: really!? I wanna help! *climbs up tree*

Tristan: so tell me Joey, do you miss being with Mai?

Joey: dude, you must have the worst memory ever!

Tristan: why's that? You're the one who forgot how much fun you and Mai had together, and then broke up in one night

Joey: you know, sometimes I think you're actually smart and you don't want us to know it.

Tristan: really? Thanks! But you know, I think flying pigs are a different color than the normal ones, so they might be like white or blue to match the sky and you wouldn't know?

Joey: -_- then I think, nah

LATER

Isis: why won't you speak to me!? I know you can speak! Why won't you speak to me!?

Cat: (dunno)

Isis: please! Speak to me!

Cat: (okay, fine! Here, this better!?)

Isis: I'm hearing voices in my head now... great...

Cat: (no, that was me. I speak to people through their minds usually)

Isis: *looks down at cat* y-you're speaking to me!

Cat: (great, not I gotta go k bye!) *runs off*

Isis: wait!

The cat smiled down at the Millennium Rod in her paw.

Cat: (score!)

That night, Ryou woke up feeling thirsty. He was going to the 3rd kitchen, when he heard a noise.

Ryou: o_o wh-whose th-there!?

*shuffleshufflecreak*

Ryou: 0_0 *grabs bat* Wh-who are y-you!?

Raccoon: *scampers out* (I hate this! Oooh, why did I hafta come to this mansion!? There are people everywhere!)

Ryou: *about to scream* ooh, wait, it's just a raccoon.

Raccoon: (oooh, I'm SO gonna kill you someday! Oooh, you just wait!) *runs off*

Ryou: o_o

The raccoon stopped as it saw the cat, sitting near the main computer room.

Cat: (finally here? You're late damnit)

Raccoon: (ooooh, I'd have been here earlier if it wasn't for that mouse biting my foot! Oooh, I hate that mouse!)

Cat: (can you PLEASE stop saying oooh?)

Raccoon: (no. Now, what did you want?)

The cat pointed to the dozens of screens.

Cat: (I need this all accessible whenever I want)

Raccoon: (oooh, that's so easy) *starts pressing buttons* *8 minutes later* (k, done)

He handed the cat a small cell-phone-like... thing, and left. On it was downloaded all the screens.

Cat: (sweeeet)

IN THE MORNING

Joey: *wakes up early* crap, I seriously need Christmas presents. *pulls out a list* ok, let's see.

Mai Tristan Yugi Tea Serenity Isis Ryou Yami Bakura Mokuba ?Kaiba?

Joey: k, I bought a chocolate Santa for Mokuba already, that's done, I ordered a book off the internet for Tea, done, I got a shirt for Bakura, a shirt for Ryou, a pack of cards for Yami, a book for Isis, that leaves Kaiba, Serenity, Yugi, Tristan and ... Mai.

MEANWHILE

Mai: a girl knows to always get most of her Christmas shopping done early, so you don't have to fuss. But I still need a gift for Mokuba and Joey...*sighs*

AFTER BREAKFAST

Tristan: *singing song* Somewheeeeere over the raaaaainbooooww-

Kaiba: AGH! That's it! *pushes Tristan out door* I can't stand it anymore!

Everyone: *cheers*

*Tristan's voice comes drifting through windows*

Everyone: -_- nice try Kaiba...

Tristan: *suddenly comes in through a window* Hey, look at this! People are going to the beach for some kind carnival thingy, and going in the cold cold water for money. Stupid people!

Mokuba: ooooh, can we go to the festival please please please please please!!!

Kaiba: no I-

Mokuba: *puppy-dog eyes* PLEASE!?

Kaiba: *sighs* ok....

Mokuba: YAY! Can they all come too?

Kaiba: No I- oh, fine

Mokuba: YAY!

LATER AT THE THING A MA JIG

Kaiba: I can't believe I'm at the beach and it's Winter...

Isis: I can't believe it's freezing and it hasn't snowed yet.

Tristan: I can't believe they're not selling ice cream! Man! It's the beach!

Kaiba: It's also the WINTER!

Tea: I should be doing my Christmas shopping right now. Why are we here anyways!?

Joey: this was a stupid idea

Serenity: shh! *points to Mokuba*

Mokuba: this is fun isn't it!?

Everyone: ehhh, yeaaaahhh

(A/N: doesn't this show just how bad at ideas I am? I'm so desperate, I'm making them go to the beach. Wow)

Mokuba: *frowns* heeeyyy... what's that? *points at shore-thingy*

Yugi: I think- It's a bottle!

Ryou: with a message inside?

Mai: let's go check it out!

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Nananana, what's in the bottle!? Dun dun dun! Ok, I know that's the crappiest cliffhanger ever, it's not even supposed to be a cliffie I was just ending the chapter^^ Sorry this chapter took so long, one of my friends couldn't update so I thought I couldn't either. I couldn't review either.