-Full Summary-
Kamiya Kaoru and Himura Kenshin are married, but there's three problems,
three MAJOR problems.1) They don't love each other. 2) Kenshin is a super
notorious assassin. 3) Kaoru is a secret agent who married Kenshin only to
investigate him. And 4) Kenshin doesn't know about it. Okay, make that FOUR
major problems. How are they gonna get through this one?
Kaoru Himura sat facing her boss with an indignant expression. "Listen, sir. I have been observing Himura for two years! There is no evidence to suspect-"
"I don't wanna hear it, Kamiya. I really don't." Saitoh Hajime, head of the agency snapped. "So the man is running on an irregular schedule. That doesn't mean he's given up in the assassination business entirely!"
"But sir-" Kaoru tried again to make her boss see reason; there was really no point of continuing the mission if there was no reason to suspect him of anything.
"Look, Kamiya!" Saitoh boomed. "Kenshin Himura is the most dangerous man in Japan right now, and will probably pose as a threat for years to come. Until the threat is gone, you are not getting an annulment! You're the one who wanted to find your father's killer!"
Now it was Kaoru's turn to get angry. "You would too, wouldn't you?! I said I would do anything, but now I'm just wasting time! The man hasn't killed anyone for two years! His attitude totally portrays that he's turned pacifist." She jumped to her feet.
Saitoh stood as well. "You watch who you're talking to, Kamiya!! I am your superior and you WILL address me with respect! When I say NO, I mean NO. You are NOT getting an annulment until you can give me solid evidence that he no longer poses a threat to the international community." Saitoh said.
Kaoru stood there, knowing that if she hadn't gotten him to listen already, he wouldn't be swayed. "Understood, sir." She muttered out of agitation. Spinning on her heels, she walked out of the office in a rage.
"I take it Hajime-san isn't too partial to you getting an annulment." A chipper voice said out of nowhere.
Kaoru smacked her forehead in frustration and squeezed her eyes shut. "Why, Misao, why?!?!?! WHY did I say yes to this?!"
Misao smiled sympathetically. "Kaoru, you're getting a chance to bust the guy who killed your parents! Why WOULDN'T you take a chance like this? It's a once in a lifetime deal, Kaoru! You'd have been crazy NOT to have taken it. And if you hadn't, I'd have beat you into it!" Misao playfully punched Kaoru in the arm.
Kaoru looked a her friend and smiled. "Thanks, Misao."
"I'm always up for helping out a friend!" Misao grinned. "So since we're on the subject, how's married life treating you?"
Kaoru groaned as she sat down at Misao's desk; she was a field agent, but she also did a lot of her own research. "I don't get how you do it, Misao. Did you know that there are things you HAVE to do like laundry and junk?"
Misao laughed. "Well, duh. You didn't think that all married couples did was have babies and go to work, did you?" she shook her head.
"Seriously, how do you do it, Misao? You've a husband AND a daughter! I can barely deal with the husband part!" Kaoru exclaimed.
"Well, for one, I'm married under different circumstances. Aoshi and me, we're in love, he's not a mission. Second, he's an agent too, so we see pretty eye to eye. And third, we love our little Aiko-chan very very much!" Misao cooed at the picture of her daughter on her desk.
"Well, that's sweet, Misao, really. But I don't plan on having any kids anytime soon. And definitely not by that guy." Kaoru rolled her eyes.
"Don't get cross with me!" Misao frowned. "Look, I've got a favor to ask you."
"Go ahead, shoot."
"Well, I've got a job to do in Sicily this weekend, and Aoshi has to go to America. Needless to say, we can't really take Aiko with us." Misao said. "Our nanny is sick and she can't watch Aiko, so I was wondering."
"If I would watch her while you guys are away?" Kaoru finished for her friend.
"So you'll do it?!" Misao asked hopefully.
"I'm married, remember?"
"Yeah, so?" Misao shrugged.
"So, I can't just say yes. Himura might try and kill the girl. I don't think he likes kids." Kaoru said.
"Why do call your husband by his last name? By YOUR last name? What's up with that, Kaoru. You'll have to drop that if you're gonna pretend like you like this guy." Misao scolded.
"Misao, you're missing the point. Aiko is adorable, really she is, but she might aggravate him to no end with waking up in the middle of the night thing and crying thing."
"I thought you said he was a pacifist."
"I didn't say he didn't have a temper." Kaoru pointed out.
"Then if he tries, to kill her, protect her. You're more than capable of it." Misao shrugged.
"Misao, he's the BATTOUSSAI! What part about this arranged marriage did you miss?!" Kaoru yelled.
"Fine, you don't have to take Aiko for the weekend. I'll just have to. take her with me. I want you to come say goodbye. she might be killed.." Misao sigh melodramatically.
Kaoru looked as if she wanted to kill Misao. "Fine. I'll talk to him about it."
"Arigatou, Kaoru-chan!!!!" Misao jumped up and hugged her best friend tightly.
"Yeah, yeah." Kaoru rolled her eyes, "Don't get your hopes up too soon. I'll call you later tonight."
"Okay, thanks Kaoru! You're the best!" Misao cheered.
So, what did you think? I know, logically, this is pretty much impossible, but I'm still thinking out the bugs. Until then, though, drop about five reviews or more, thanks!
Kaoru Himura sat facing her boss with an indignant expression. "Listen, sir. I have been observing Himura for two years! There is no evidence to suspect-"
"I don't wanna hear it, Kamiya. I really don't." Saitoh Hajime, head of the agency snapped. "So the man is running on an irregular schedule. That doesn't mean he's given up in the assassination business entirely!"
"But sir-" Kaoru tried again to make her boss see reason; there was really no point of continuing the mission if there was no reason to suspect him of anything.
"Look, Kamiya!" Saitoh boomed. "Kenshin Himura is the most dangerous man in Japan right now, and will probably pose as a threat for years to come. Until the threat is gone, you are not getting an annulment! You're the one who wanted to find your father's killer!"
Now it was Kaoru's turn to get angry. "You would too, wouldn't you?! I said I would do anything, but now I'm just wasting time! The man hasn't killed anyone for two years! His attitude totally portrays that he's turned pacifist." She jumped to her feet.
Saitoh stood as well. "You watch who you're talking to, Kamiya!! I am your superior and you WILL address me with respect! When I say NO, I mean NO. You are NOT getting an annulment until you can give me solid evidence that he no longer poses a threat to the international community." Saitoh said.
Kaoru stood there, knowing that if she hadn't gotten him to listen already, he wouldn't be swayed. "Understood, sir." She muttered out of agitation. Spinning on her heels, she walked out of the office in a rage.
"I take it Hajime-san isn't too partial to you getting an annulment." A chipper voice said out of nowhere.
Kaoru smacked her forehead in frustration and squeezed her eyes shut. "Why, Misao, why?!?!?! WHY did I say yes to this?!"
Misao smiled sympathetically. "Kaoru, you're getting a chance to bust the guy who killed your parents! Why WOULDN'T you take a chance like this? It's a once in a lifetime deal, Kaoru! You'd have been crazy NOT to have taken it. And if you hadn't, I'd have beat you into it!" Misao playfully punched Kaoru in the arm.
Kaoru looked a her friend and smiled. "Thanks, Misao."
"I'm always up for helping out a friend!" Misao grinned. "So since we're on the subject, how's married life treating you?"
Kaoru groaned as she sat down at Misao's desk; she was a field agent, but she also did a lot of her own research. "I don't get how you do it, Misao. Did you know that there are things you HAVE to do like laundry and junk?"
Misao laughed. "Well, duh. You didn't think that all married couples did was have babies and go to work, did you?" she shook her head.
"Seriously, how do you do it, Misao? You've a husband AND a daughter! I can barely deal with the husband part!" Kaoru exclaimed.
"Well, for one, I'm married under different circumstances. Aoshi and me, we're in love, he's not a mission. Second, he's an agent too, so we see pretty eye to eye. And third, we love our little Aiko-chan very very much!" Misao cooed at the picture of her daughter on her desk.
"Well, that's sweet, Misao, really. But I don't plan on having any kids anytime soon. And definitely not by that guy." Kaoru rolled her eyes.
"Don't get cross with me!" Misao frowned. "Look, I've got a favor to ask you."
"Go ahead, shoot."
"Well, I've got a job to do in Sicily this weekend, and Aoshi has to go to America. Needless to say, we can't really take Aiko with us." Misao said. "Our nanny is sick and she can't watch Aiko, so I was wondering."
"If I would watch her while you guys are away?" Kaoru finished for her friend.
"So you'll do it?!" Misao asked hopefully.
"I'm married, remember?"
"Yeah, so?" Misao shrugged.
"So, I can't just say yes. Himura might try and kill the girl. I don't think he likes kids." Kaoru said.
"Why do call your husband by his last name? By YOUR last name? What's up with that, Kaoru. You'll have to drop that if you're gonna pretend like you like this guy." Misao scolded.
"Misao, you're missing the point. Aiko is adorable, really she is, but she might aggravate him to no end with waking up in the middle of the night thing and crying thing."
"I thought you said he was a pacifist."
"I didn't say he didn't have a temper." Kaoru pointed out.
"Then if he tries, to kill her, protect her. You're more than capable of it." Misao shrugged.
"Misao, he's the BATTOUSSAI! What part about this arranged marriage did you miss?!" Kaoru yelled.
"Fine, you don't have to take Aiko for the weekend. I'll just have to. take her with me. I want you to come say goodbye. she might be killed.." Misao sigh melodramatically.
Kaoru looked as if she wanted to kill Misao. "Fine. I'll talk to him about it."
"Arigatou, Kaoru-chan!!!!" Misao jumped up and hugged her best friend tightly.
"Yeah, yeah." Kaoru rolled her eyes, "Don't get your hopes up too soon. I'll call you later tonight."
"Okay, thanks Kaoru! You're the best!" Misao cheered.
So, what did you think? I know, logically, this is pretty much impossible, but I'm still thinking out the bugs. Until then, though, drop about five reviews or more, thanks!