Update: at the end of the month I'm going to China for 3-4 weeks.... DO YOU
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?!? No internet, no Yugioh, no English! FOR 4 WEEKS!
*sniff* sorry, I'm just depressed cuz I'm gonna miss so much YGO, and I
won't be able to go on the internet probably, and no one likes my story...
('cept darkshadow-23 but she only reviews cuz she's my friend) Yes well...
I've only gotten 4 reviews for the last 4 chapters. So I hope you like this
chapter... I went back and read one of my old fav stories... not that it
helped much only to think I won't be able to read her story for a while-_-
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Joey, Mai and Mokuba sat in living room #2, eating pizza. Joey and Mai were silent, listening to Mokuba ramble on about Winnie the Pooh. Actually, neither of them were really paying attention to Mokuba, lost in their own thoughts.
Joey: (I wonder why everyone left us with Mokuba. Did they plan this, just to get me and Mai back together? They should not it's over. And the cat. Why is she here? I bet she's back to get us together again. Why can't everyone just mind their own business, they never leave me alone, do they...)
Mai: (What Mokuba said... Joey still likes me, is that true? Well what does Mokuba know? No one here knows anything, they're just trying to get us back together without even bothering to think how we feel. But Mokuba can be pretty smart sometimes... or maybe they're just paying him to tell me this?) *looks up at Joey, but quickly looks away when he turns to her*
Mokuba: (I like pizza! Pepperoni especially. WHEE!)
Tea: *suddenly runs down the stairs* help me, Tristan stole Bakura's pants while he was taking a shower and he thinks I did it! No idea why he's accusing me, such a-
Mai: Tea, Bakura's shirt is sticking out of your purse O.o
Tea: what!? Oh shit, I'm gonna kill Tristan! Ahh, here comes Bakura!
Bakura: *comes raging down the stairs in Kaiba-style clothes* TEA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Mai: she didn't do it, really-
Bakura: YOU'LL SHUT UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
Mai: *_* yup. Sorry Tea, I tried.
Bakura: *turns to Tea* YOU! *pulls out his ring*
Tea: really, I didn't! It was Tristan, he-
Bakura: SILENCE!
Tea: meep!
Mai: (the things I do for my friends) Tea, here! *points to a pole thingy like those firemen people have to move fast, which was probably built for Mokuba*
Tea: thanks! *quickly slides down and runs away*
Bakura: *turns to Mai* YOU!
Mokuba: *watching amusedly*
Mai: *cringes* I knew that was a bad idea. Hey, if you run, you can still catch her!
Bakura: I'm not in the mood for running. NOW I WILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALMMMMMMM! ..... no that doesn't sound right. SHADOW REALLLLLLL- no, wait. Hmm, I'm gonna hafta work on that. ANYWAYS! Back to the matter at hand!
Mai: err, I was gonna make you cookies?
Bakura: *squints* hmm, I like cookies... BUT I LIKE TORTURING PEOPLE EVEN MORE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Mai: oh shit.
Joey: dude, you gotta calm down-
Bakura: SILENCE! *millennium ring glows* It's time for me to do what I should have done to you all a long time ago!
Mai: *hopefully* make us make cookies for you?
Bakura: no, damnit stop tempting me! Anyways...
Mokuba: *eating pizza calmly* don't you think you should do something?
Joey: who me!?
Mokuba: *shrugs* she is your _friend_, isn't she?
Joey: well yeah, but it's Bakura.
Bakura: SHADOW RE-
Joey: WAIT!
Bakura: *turns to him angrily* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?
Joey: err, umm, damnit stop picking on people just cuz they're weaker than you! Mai didn't even do anything to you, she just helped Tea escape! Leave her alone! (Now he's gonna kill me. Shit! What've I gotten myself into this time!?)
Mai: *stares at Joey*
Mokuba: *trying not to laugh*
Cat: (A/N: yup, she's watching. I know she hasn't said anything, which is strange for her) (aww, isn't that sweet^^)
Bakura: ... *grins* good, now I have someone else to send to the shadow realm! Excellent... SHADOW RE-
Mokuba: *loud cough*
Bakura: *turns to Mokuba* ARGH! WILL YOU IDIOTS STOP INTERRUPTING ME! I'M _TRYING_ TO SEND PEOPLE TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Mokuba: *shrugs* sorry
Bakura: *turns back to Joey and Mai* *hisses* I'll deal with you later. Now I must find my clothes because Kaiba's old clothes are too small, uncomfortable, and ugly. *stomps off*
Joey: *sinks onto couch* that- was close.
Mokuba: wheee! *bounces away, leaving Mai and Joey alone in the room* (A/N: except for the cat, but she's in the closet)
Mai: *stammering* umm, I- I...
Joey: erm, good thing Mokuba, err, coughed when he did eh?
Cat: (how lame-_-)
Mai: umm, yeah...
Joey: well, I better go find Mokuba now. *leaves*
Mai: Joey wait! Thanks... for helping me...
Joey: yeah, no problem.
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Cat: *grins* *leaves*
Mai: *suddenly remembers Tea dropped her purse earlier* I should go get it for her. *goes back* hmm, oh hey, you dropped something! *talking to the cat*
Cat: (perfect timing) *pretends she didn't hear and leaves*
Mai: *goes over to pick it up* hmph, looks like a cell phone. The cat has a cell phone!? *picks it up* (A/N: it's that thing the raccoon gave her, the one that lets the cat see what's going on in every room of the house. Right now the cat has some old tape on it)
Mai: what the- *scene when Mai and Joey were at the restaurant starts playing*
SCREEN
Mai: oops, wait a minute, I don't have any money either.
Waiter: *raises eyebrows*
Mai: we could go to McDonalds?
Joey: McDonalds on a date?
Mai: well what else can you think of Dog?
Joey: excuse me!?
Waiter: I'm going to have to ask you two to leave
TAPE OVER (actually it's not but the cat made it start and end there for Mai)
Mai: *frowns* what the- I don't remember that happening! In fact... all I can remember about the restaurant was when Joey was being stupid... well no, Joey wasn't being stupid, so why am I mad at him? The movie, duh. Well, argh, why can't I remember anything about the restaurant! *looks at spot where cat left* I think I'll keep this for now, I hope you don't mind...
Cat: (oh no, I don't mind at all)
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Fwoooosh! Okay, I know this chapter was a bit Bakura based, sorry. I was reading a Bakura story^^ Hey, I have a question, I want to start an angst as my next story, but I'm not sure which one to do... help me?
1. Bakura tries to find the meaning of life. (Idiot) Umm, *need better summary* and he ... can't find it so he gets depressed and angry and stuff???
2. same thing but with Marik. (not the Yami)
3. Bakura is erm, evil and dark and being himself and ... Tea I guess, tries to help him and show him life's ... good!? I suck at summaries. This one will be a romance too, so I'm not sure about it, cuz I suck at angst and I suck at romance so an angst/romance would be a nightmare from hell. Wait, I've already got my nightmare from hell, 4 weeks of no YGO or internet-_-
4. same thing but with Marik.
See ya! And tell me which story you want! And review!
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Joey, Mai and Mokuba sat in living room #2, eating pizza. Joey and Mai were silent, listening to Mokuba ramble on about Winnie the Pooh. Actually, neither of them were really paying attention to Mokuba, lost in their own thoughts.
Joey: (I wonder why everyone left us with Mokuba. Did they plan this, just to get me and Mai back together? They should not it's over. And the cat. Why is she here? I bet she's back to get us together again. Why can't everyone just mind their own business, they never leave me alone, do they...)
Mai: (What Mokuba said... Joey still likes me, is that true? Well what does Mokuba know? No one here knows anything, they're just trying to get us back together without even bothering to think how we feel. But Mokuba can be pretty smart sometimes... or maybe they're just paying him to tell me this?) *looks up at Joey, but quickly looks away when he turns to her*
Mokuba: (I like pizza! Pepperoni especially. WHEE!)
Tea: *suddenly runs down the stairs* help me, Tristan stole Bakura's pants while he was taking a shower and he thinks I did it! No idea why he's accusing me, such a-
Mai: Tea, Bakura's shirt is sticking out of your purse O.o
Tea: what!? Oh shit, I'm gonna kill Tristan! Ahh, here comes Bakura!
Bakura: *comes raging down the stairs in Kaiba-style clothes* TEA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Mai: she didn't do it, really-
Bakura: YOU'LL SHUT UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
Mai: *_* yup. Sorry Tea, I tried.
Bakura: *turns to Tea* YOU! *pulls out his ring*
Tea: really, I didn't! It was Tristan, he-
Bakura: SILENCE!
Tea: meep!
Mai: (the things I do for my friends) Tea, here! *points to a pole thingy like those firemen people have to move fast, which was probably built for Mokuba*
Tea: thanks! *quickly slides down and runs away*
Bakura: *turns to Mai* YOU!
Mokuba: *watching amusedly*
Mai: *cringes* I knew that was a bad idea. Hey, if you run, you can still catch her!
Bakura: I'm not in the mood for running. NOW I WILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALMMMMMMM! ..... no that doesn't sound right. SHADOW REALLLLLLL- no, wait. Hmm, I'm gonna hafta work on that. ANYWAYS! Back to the matter at hand!
Mai: err, I was gonna make you cookies?
Bakura: *squints* hmm, I like cookies... BUT I LIKE TORTURING PEOPLE EVEN MORE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Mai: oh shit.
Joey: dude, you gotta calm down-
Bakura: SILENCE! *millennium ring glows* It's time for me to do what I should have done to you all a long time ago!
Mai: *hopefully* make us make cookies for you?
Bakura: no, damnit stop tempting me! Anyways...
Mokuba: *eating pizza calmly* don't you think you should do something?
Joey: who me!?
Mokuba: *shrugs* she is your _friend_, isn't she?
Joey: well yeah, but it's Bakura.
Bakura: SHADOW RE-
Joey: WAIT!
Bakura: *turns to him angrily* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?
Joey: err, umm, damnit stop picking on people just cuz they're weaker than you! Mai didn't even do anything to you, she just helped Tea escape! Leave her alone! (Now he's gonna kill me. Shit! What've I gotten myself into this time!?)
Mai: *stares at Joey*
Mokuba: *trying not to laugh*
Cat: (A/N: yup, she's watching. I know she hasn't said anything, which is strange for her) (aww, isn't that sweet^^)
Bakura: ... *grins* good, now I have someone else to send to the shadow realm! Excellent... SHADOW RE-
Mokuba: *loud cough*
Bakura: *turns to Mokuba* ARGH! WILL YOU IDIOTS STOP INTERRUPTING ME! I'M _TRYING_ TO SEND PEOPLE TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Mokuba: *shrugs* sorry
Bakura: *turns back to Joey and Mai* *hisses* I'll deal with you later. Now I must find my clothes because Kaiba's old clothes are too small, uncomfortable, and ugly. *stomps off*
Joey: *sinks onto couch* that- was close.
Mokuba: wheee! *bounces away, leaving Mai and Joey alone in the room* (A/N: except for the cat, but she's in the closet)
Mai: *stammering* umm, I- I...
Joey: erm, good thing Mokuba, err, coughed when he did eh?
Cat: (how lame-_-)
Mai: umm, yeah...
Joey: well, I better go find Mokuba now. *leaves*
Mai: Joey wait! Thanks... for helping me...
Joey: yeah, no problem.
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Cat: *grins* *leaves*
Mai: *suddenly remembers Tea dropped her purse earlier* I should go get it for her. *goes back* hmm, oh hey, you dropped something! *talking to the cat*
Cat: (perfect timing) *pretends she didn't hear and leaves*
Mai: *goes over to pick it up* hmph, looks like a cell phone. The cat has a cell phone!? *picks it up* (A/N: it's that thing the raccoon gave her, the one that lets the cat see what's going on in every room of the house. Right now the cat has some old tape on it)
Mai: what the- *scene when Mai and Joey were at the restaurant starts playing*
SCREEN
Mai: oops, wait a minute, I don't have any money either.
Waiter: *raises eyebrows*
Mai: we could go to McDonalds?
Joey: McDonalds on a date?
Mai: well what else can you think of Dog?
Joey: excuse me!?
Waiter: I'm going to have to ask you two to leave
TAPE OVER (actually it's not but the cat made it start and end there for Mai)
Mai: *frowns* what the- I don't remember that happening! In fact... all I can remember about the restaurant was when Joey was being stupid... well no, Joey wasn't being stupid, so why am I mad at him? The movie, duh. Well, argh, why can't I remember anything about the restaurant! *looks at spot where cat left* I think I'll keep this for now, I hope you don't mind...
Cat: (oh no, I don't mind at all)
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Fwoooosh! Okay, I know this chapter was a bit Bakura based, sorry. I was reading a Bakura story^^ Hey, I have a question, I want to start an angst as my next story, but I'm not sure which one to do... help me?
1. Bakura tries to find the meaning of life. (Idiot) Umm, *need better summary* and he ... can't find it so he gets depressed and angry and stuff???
2. same thing but with Marik. (not the Yami)
3. Bakura is erm, evil and dark and being himself and ... Tea I guess, tries to help him and show him life's ... good!? I suck at summaries. This one will be a romance too, so I'm not sure about it, cuz I suck at angst and I suck at romance so an angst/romance would be a nightmare from hell. Wait, I've already got my nightmare from hell, 4 weeks of no YGO or internet-_-
4. same thing but with Marik.
See ya! And tell me which story you want! And review!