TWO
On the way to English Saruman was forced to stop at his locker to pick up The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, a book that he really hated and he much rather would have read The Hobbit. While at his locker, the school security officer walked up to him slowly. "Err. um. sir, is your name Saruman White?"
Saruman stared at him. "Yes, it is."
"Oh, um, well, see, we kind of need you to come down to the office and turn yourself over to the police officer because you turned the Spanish teacher into a sheep and turned Bill Phillips into a frog," the security officer stammered. He was 5 feet tall and had only started the job as an excuse to beat up kids and force them to remove their clothing.
Saruman closed his locker. "I don't think that I will," he said.
The security officer pulled out a revolver. "Um, well, I sort of need you to." He pointed at his gun. "As you can see, I'm armed."
Saruman snapped his fingers and the man's pants fell down, revealing a petticoat with I LUV JENNIFER written on it in red letters.
"EEK!" the man screamed in a girl like fashion. "My petties!" He grabbed his shirt. "Don't take off my bra too!"
The wizard shuddered. "Oh, don't worry about that." He raised his hand high in the air. "But now it's time for you to die!"
With a huge crack, the man's stomach tripled in size.
"Oops, wrong spell," said Saruman. He waved his hand in a different fashion and the now humongous fat man toppled over on his side, dead.
Saruman walked off to English.
On the way to English Saruman was forced to stop at his locker to pick up The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, a book that he really hated and he much rather would have read The Hobbit. While at his locker, the school security officer walked up to him slowly. "Err. um. sir, is your name Saruman White?"
Saruman stared at him. "Yes, it is."
"Oh, um, well, see, we kind of need you to come down to the office and turn yourself over to the police officer because you turned the Spanish teacher into a sheep and turned Bill Phillips into a frog," the security officer stammered. He was 5 feet tall and had only started the job as an excuse to beat up kids and force them to remove their clothing.
Saruman closed his locker. "I don't think that I will," he said.
The security officer pulled out a revolver. "Um, well, I sort of need you to." He pointed at his gun. "As you can see, I'm armed."
Saruman snapped his fingers and the man's pants fell down, revealing a petticoat with I LUV JENNIFER written on it in red letters.
"EEK!" the man screamed in a girl like fashion. "My petties!" He grabbed his shirt. "Don't take off my bra too!"
The wizard shuddered. "Oh, don't worry about that." He raised his hand high in the air. "But now it's time for you to die!"
With a huge crack, the man's stomach tripled in size.
"Oops, wrong spell," said Saruman. He waved his hand in a different fashion and the now humongous fat man toppled over on his side, dead.
Saruman walked off to English.