OKIES! Listen up my only 2 readers, I'm changing something. When the cat thinks, it will be using brackets: (blah blah blah). When the cat speaks to someone through their mind, it will be like THIS: =blah blah blah=. LAME, EH!?

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Yami: Bwahahaha, prepare to be de-masked! You have been caught by the one, the only, the best ever Pharaoh of Egypt! You know, I have done such a good job in assuring that my friends are safe and- hey!

Thief: *takes advantage of Yami's ranting and runs*

Bakura: *takes over Ryou* DAMNIT! Now look what happened you idiot! The thief took advantage of you're ranting and ran!

Yugi: we can still catch him! He's heading for- Mai's room!

Mai: what!? Why mine!?

Thief: (hmm, oh shit wrong room! And they're coming!) *locks door*

Thief: (gotta buy some time! Hmm)

He/she/it looked around the room, and noticed a small book lying on the bed. When he/she/it stepped closer, he/she/it- it's a guy okay!? Noticed that it was a diary.

Thief: (hehehe, blackmail time to whoever's room this is!)

Mai: (damnit! I left my diary on my bed unlocked!)

Thief: *opens to first page* (hmm, new. Only a few pages have been used)

December 17th, 2003. (A/N: alright, I know in chapter 3 it said it was December 21st, ignore that okay? I'm so stupid. Ignore the whole time thing for this story)

Me and Joey broke up. He was being such a jerk at the movie theatres, I don't know what got into him. And at the restaurant he was accusing me of doing things I never did. I don't care if I never see him again.

December 18th, 2003

Never mind, me and Joey are friends again. I'm still kind of mad at him, but whatever. But I know it's going to be awkward with us being friends after we were together.

December 20th, 2003

Today was weird, we traveled back in time thanks to the cat. She says there was no point to it, but I have a feeling she did it for a reason. But there was such a pretty sunset. I wish I could have shared it with Joey.

Thief: (hmm, so this is Mai's diary eh? Looks like my fun really made her pay the price. Oh well, their problem, not mine. Crap, they've picked the lock!)

Bakura: *throws open door* there, can I go back to sleep now? *lets Ryou take over again*

Tristan: BWAHAHA! *tackles thief to the ground*

Everyone: ...

Yugi: he's been watching wrestling-_-

Tristan: ^_^

Mai: *quickly snatches her diary, blushing*

Yami: *grabs bottom of mask* Aha! Once again you have been caught by-

Joey: ahh screw it! *pulls off his mask*

All: Marik!?

Marik: errrr, no, *faking it* Bwahahaha, this is Yami Marik, muahahaha.

Everyone: oh. AHH!

Marik: *incredibly fake voice* yes, I advise you to stay away, or I will hurt you. Umm, Bwahahaha.

Isis: -_- ok, that's obviously you Marik.

Marik: I have no idea what you are talking about, Bwahahaha.

Tea: prove it.

Marik: err, Marik sucks.

All: -_-

Marik: hehe^^" damnit okay fine! You caught me! I'll bet Bakura has robbed this place at least 3 times! Where do you think he bought that new winter jacket he had a few days ago!?

All: hmmm.... *look suspiciously at ring*

Ryou: don't do that, it's freaky o_o

Yami: yeah, well- hey! He's getting away!

Marik: *half way out window* damnit! *crawls out window onto ledge* goodbye! And now I'm off to Isis' room to get my rod back!

Ryou: -_- why did you tell us that?

Marik: ... shiiiiiit... fine then, keep my rod!

Isis: well actually-

Marik: I don't need it, I'll take over the world without it!

Isis: I really don't-

Marik: I'll be seeing you around! *hops out window*

Isis: *calling down* I don't have your rod!

Marik: *calling up* WHAT!? THEN WHO THE FU-

Serenity: *shuts window* ^^

Mai: *yawns and drops diary on bed*

Tea: guess we should all go back to sleep now.

Ryou: well we did knock down a lot of Kaiba's stuff.

Tristan: guess we should clean it up now

All: *stare at this mature side of Tristan*

Tristan: what? Otherwise we hafta do it in the morning, and I'd miss my cartoons.

Everyone: oh. *slowly shuffles out*

Joey: *lingers back* *looking at Mai's diary curiously*

Cat: *hops on bed out of nowhere* =go on, read it=

Joey: where did you come from?

Cat: =come on, read it!=

Joey; what, no way! She'd kill me if she found out

Cat: =then she better not find out=

Joey: I bet there's nothing interesting in it anyways.

Cat: =you might be in it=

Joey: *sighs and opens book* *reads first page and blushes*

Cat: =well?=

Joey: nothing interesting, just boring girl stuff.

Cat: =don't be an idiot, if you don't want to tell me, fine. I've already read everyone here's diary anyways, I just wanted to hear you read it=

Joey: what!?

Cat: meow! *licks paw*

Joey: you've read our diaries!?

Cat: *looks at him blankly* mew?

Joey: -_- I hate you

Serenity: *comes in* Joey did you just say you hate the cat? How could you hate the sweet little thing? *scratches it between the ears* *frowns* what are you holding?

Joey: nothing! *quickly hides it behind his back*

Serenity: *narrows eyes* Joey, are you reading Mai's diary!?

Joey: what!? No I-

Mai: *comes in* who's reading my diary?

Joey: *trying to stop Serenity from saying anything* the cat! It's been reading everyone's diaries.

Cat: meow?

Mai: suuuure, okay then. Are you sure the cat can even read?

Cat: (aww man, what idiots. If I can write, obviously I can read-_-)

Joey: *puts diary down on table behind him* heh, well, yeah, see ya! *leaves*

Serenity: *strokes cat* Joey was reading your diary Mai

Mai: *blinks* really? Damn! I'll kill him! *blinks* ohhh, wait. Which one?

Serenity: *points to diary on table* come on kitty, let's go get a kitty treat!

The cat and Serenity leave.

Mai: *picks up diary and sighs* aww, not this one! Oh well, it's all stuff he already knows anyways. *blinks as she notices something in the back page, and pulls it out* oh, it's that old letter we found at the beach. *reads it over* hmm, how right she is. *flips paper over and reads a small cutout from the newspaper* what- this makes no sense, this paper is from an old newspaper, but that was before we broke up. Can the cat tell the future? No, I don't think it can. Then what's up with that?

Mysterious voice from doorway: do you believe in fate?

Mai: o_o *turns around* oh, it's you Isis

Isis: yup, I was practicing my mysterious voice^^ haven't used it in a while, because my voice sounds mysterious enough without it^^

Mai: hmm... tell me Isis, did you hear what I said?

Isis: nope! I was just talking^^

Mai: ....oh...

Isis: *leaves*

Mai: *talking to herself* do I believe in fate...

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there we go! If you didn't get the whole fate bit at the end, the cat writing the letter before she knew anything was going to happen was supposed to be an example of fate or something, and Isis saying the right answer even though she had no idea what she was talking about was supposed to convince Mai it was fate or something like that^^" Yep.