HIYAAAAAAAAAAA! *cackles madly* right.... Well I need to get more
reviews.... DARN! Weeeeelllll, I'm gonna try to wrap this story up in 5-7
more chapters or something like that..... I'M BAD AT MATH! AHHHHHHH!
NUMBERS! *spazzes because of the numbers*
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Joey: g-r-eaaaaaaaatt......
Mai: *sighs* how long is this stupid ride?
Joey: dunno. It's pretty long though.... like.... half an hour?
Mai: HALF AN HOUR!!?!?
Joey: one hour?
Mai slumped over her seat. Right now a little both thingy was carrying them both slowly over a calm river. The typical romance scene. Couldn't any of these idiots think of something new?
Joey: *humming home on the range to himself*
Mai: will you stop that?
Joey: sorry, Tristan got it stuck in my head- hey oww! What the- Spot?
Spot: (EEEEE! THAT CAT IS CHASING ME! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!)
Cat: (don't be stupid, I am above such undignified acts. I'm merely chasing you for sport.)
Spot: (.......EEEEEEEE!!)
Dovey: *flies over head* (I'm pretty! Don't you just love my white feathers! They are like, soooooo cool!) (A/N: Dovey acts like Jennifer)
Joey: arghhh, stop pecking me you stupid bird-
Mai: don't hurt Dovey!
Joey: Spot's falling overboard!
Cat: =WHAT ABOUT ME!?!? I'M A CAT! CAT'S PLUS WATER EQUALS NO!=
Joey: then get off! *throws cat and Spot onto plastic/cardboard shore nearby, and Dovey flies off*
Joey: great-_-
(A/N: HEY! I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN ADD YOURSELF/YOUR STORIES TO YOUR FAVE STORIES/AUTHORS LIST! SWEET!)
Mai: at least the seats are comfortable. Oh look, cherry trees! With pretty, pink flowers......
Joey: ugh-_- I wonder if they serve food on this thing?
Mai: *reaching out* I can almost- touch the- flowers- EEK!
Dovey: *flies right by, causing Mai to almost fall into the water, if it weren't for Joey catching her first*
Spot: *sitting on Dovey* (I'M STUART LITTLE! EHEHEHE! YOU CAN'T GET ME SNOWBELL! FLY FASTER MARGARET!)
Cat: (what an idiot-_-)
Mai: *blush* ahhhh, thanks!
Joey: yeah, sure.....
*silence*
Joey: *picks up a cherry blossom from the ground* here, you can have it. No wait, it's plastic.... cheap.....
Mai: *sweatdrop* And they said this was such a great ride.
Joey: yep. Eh, this plastic smells like chocolate!
Mai: don't eat it Joey...
Joey: I'm not that stupid..... but really, it smells like chocolate, smell it!
Mai: no, I'm not gonna sniff the plastic.
Joey: c'mon, just a sniff!
Mai: no, that's stupid Joey!
Joey: but it smells like chocolate!
Mai: alright, fine! *smells plastic flower* no it doesn't! It smells like salt!
Joey: it does not! It's chocolate!
Mai: it is so obviously salt, look the water is salt water too, that's a logical explanation.
Joey: It's chocolate!
Cat: (hmm, they're getting better) *sitting on back of boat* (ehehehe, Try to shove ME onto a fake cardboard/plastic shore will you!?!? EHEHEHE! Argh, I knew I spent too much time with these idiots...)
Mai: alright alright, whatever.
Joey: you don't believe me.
Mai: no, I don't.
Joey: how can I convince you it smells like chocolate!?!?
Mai: you can't, because it doesn't.
Joey: yes it does!
Mai: oh here we go again-_- hey, the scene changed!
The boat passed under a bridge, and they were now in a land of rolling green hills, tiny villages, and mini people wearing huge smiles and waving too each other in a friendly way.
Joey: I think I'm gonna barf-_-
Mai: over the boat please, not on me.
Joey: Tea should be here.
Mai: One of the little people just fell over...... chhh, cardboard-_-
Joey: man, they must've spent like $75 on this maximum....
Mai: yeah, they probably dragged this water over from the ocean illegally
Joey: *grins* and made the people out of cardboard they found out of recycling bins!
Mai: *laughs* and stole the paint from a kindergarten class!
Joey: AND FOUND THE FLOWERS IN A GARBAGE CAN, WHICH IS WHY THEY SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE AND SALT!
Mai: *smiles vaguely* (just like before, me and Joey are just friends.....)
Cat: (Man, these people are REALLY stupid..... They get amused WAY to easily.....)
Mai: hey.... is there something in the water ahead....?
Joey: yeah... Yeah I see it too, it's all... dark... Ya think the cat is drowning?
Mai: I dunno- ACK!
The boat hit the weird dark thing, which turned out to be a weird dark thing, or I suppose you could call it a wooden drawer, and the boat tipped, causing them both to fall into the water.
Joey: YIPE! *splashes over to the plastic/cardboard shore and pushes a smiling cardboard man out of the way to make room* You okay Mai?
Mai: *shivers* yeah, lucky the water's only knee height.
Joey: Why the hell did they put a wooden drawer in the water!?!?!?
Mai: *shrugs* hey.... D'you see that?
Joey: wheh? *looks blankly ahead, at a carved door* *walks up* oooohh, it's not cardboard OR plastic!!
Cat: (hehehehehehe, that's cuz it's magic you fools....)
Joey: should we go through?
Mai: looks like one of the cats tricks to me.....
Joey: on the other hand, it might be the only way to get out of this hell- hole.
Mai: let's go-_-
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Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......... this is getting so painstakingly boring... EHEHEHEHE! I SAID A BIG WORD! VUX! SHO! KEW!
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Joey: g-r-eaaaaaaaatt......
Mai: *sighs* how long is this stupid ride?
Joey: dunno. It's pretty long though.... like.... half an hour?
Mai: HALF AN HOUR!!?!?
Joey: one hour?
Mai slumped over her seat. Right now a little both thingy was carrying them both slowly over a calm river. The typical romance scene. Couldn't any of these idiots think of something new?
Joey: *humming home on the range to himself*
Mai: will you stop that?
Joey: sorry, Tristan got it stuck in my head- hey oww! What the- Spot?
Spot: (EEEEE! THAT CAT IS CHASING ME! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!)
Cat: (don't be stupid, I am above such undignified acts. I'm merely chasing you for sport.)
Spot: (.......EEEEEEEE!!)
Dovey: *flies over head* (I'm pretty! Don't you just love my white feathers! They are like, soooooo cool!) (A/N: Dovey acts like Jennifer)
Joey: arghhh, stop pecking me you stupid bird-
Mai: don't hurt Dovey!
Joey: Spot's falling overboard!
Cat: =WHAT ABOUT ME!?!? I'M A CAT! CAT'S PLUS WATER EQUALS NO!=
Joey: then get off! *throws cat and Spot onto plastic/cardboard shore nearby, and Dovey flies off*
Joey: great-_-
(A/N: HEY! I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN ADD YOURSELF/YOUR STORIES TO YOUR FAVE STORIES/AUTHORS LIST! SWEET!)
Mai: at least the seats are comfortable. Oh look, cherry trees! With pretty, pink flowers......
Joey: ugh-_- I wonder if they serve food on this thing?
Mai: *reaching out* I can almost- touch the- flowers- EEK!
Dovey: *flies right by, causing Mai to almost fall into the water, if it weren't for Joey catching her first*
Spot: *sitting on Dovey* (I'M STUART LITTLE! EHEHEHE! YOU CAN'T GET ME SNOWBELL! FLY FASTER MARGARET!)
Cat: (what an idiot-_-)
Mai: *blush* ahhhh, thanks!
Joey: yeah, sure.....
*silence*
Joey: *picks up a cherry blossom from the ground* here, you can have it. No wait, it's plastic.... cheap.....
Mai: *sweatdrop* And they said this was such a great ride.
Joey: yep. Eh, this plastic smells like chocolate!
Mai: don't eat it Joey...
Joey: I'm not that stupid..... but really, it smells like chocolate, smell it!
Mai: no, I'm not gonna sniff the plastic.
Joey: c'mon, just a sniff!
Mai: no, that's stupid Joey!
Joey: but it smells like chocolate!
Mai: alright, fine! *smells plastic flower* no it doesn't! It smells like salt!
Joey: it does not! It's chocolate!
Mai: it is so obviously salt, look the water is salt water too, that's a logical explanation.
Joey: It's chocolate!
Cat: (hmm, they're getting better) *sitting on back of boat* (ehehehe, Try to shove ME onto a fake cardboard/plastic shore will you!?!? EHEHEHE! Argh, I knew I spent too much time with these idiots...)
Mai: alright alright, whatever.
Joey: you don't believe me.
Mai: no, I don't.
Joey: how can I convince you it smells like chocolate!?!?
Mai: you can't, because it doesn't.
Joey: yes it does!
Mai: oh here we go again-_- hey, the scene changed!
The boat passed under a bridge, and they were now in a land of rolling green hills, tiny villages, and mini people wearing huge smiles and waving too each other in a friendly way.
Joey: I think I'm gonna barf-_-
Mai: over the boat please, not on me.
Joey: Tea should be here.
Mai: One of the little people just fell over...... chhh, cardboard-_-
Joey: man, they must've spent like $75 on this maximum....
Mai: yeah, they probably dragged this water over from the ocean illegally
Joey: *grins* and made the people out of cardboard they found out of recycling bins!
Mai: *laughs* and stole the paint from a kindergarten class!
Joey: AND FOUND THE FLOWERS IN A GARBAGE CAN, WHICH IS WHY THEY SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE AND SALT!
Mai: *smiles vaguely* (just like before, me and Joey are just friends.....)
Cat: (Man, these people are REALLY stupid..... They get amused WAY to easily.....)
Mai: hey.... is there something in the water ahead....?
Joey: yeah... Yeah I see it too, it's all... dark... Ya think the cat is drowning?
Mai: I dunno- ACK!
The boat hit the weird dark thing, which turned out to be a weird dark thing, or I suppose you could call it a wooden drawer, and the boat tipped, causing them both to fall into the water.
Joey: YIPE! *splashes over to the plastic/cardboard shore and pushes a smiling cardboard man out of the way to make room* You okay Mai?
Mai: *shivers* yeah, lucky the water's only knee height.
Joey: Why the hell did they put a wooden drawer in the water!?!?!?
Mai: *shrugs* hey.... D'you see that?
Joey: wheh? *looks blankly ahead, at a carved door* *walks up* oooohh, it's not cardboard OR plastic!!
Cat: (hehehehehehe, that's cuz it's magic you fools....)
Joey: should we go through?
Mai: looks like one of the cats tricks to me.....
Joey: on the other hand, it might be the only way to get out of this hell- hole.
Mai: let's go-_-
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Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......... this is getting so painstakingly boring... EHEHEHEHE! I SAID A BIG WORD! VUX! SHO! KEW!