Dear Diary,

I know, I know. This is starting to get pathetic, but this is what you're here for, right? At the beginning of the year I was a bit better than I am now. The thing is, is that after Morag MacDougal & Justin Finch-Fletchley tried to get me to go out with them (at different times, I turned them both down) I realized how powerful I really am. I have suspicions, you see. I think that Millie, Francis, Morag, Justin, Seth, Josh, and Kendall have crushes on me. I know Seth does (I'll spill more, later), and I know Millie does. Yes, Millie is a girl. Did I ever tell you that I'm bi-sexual? No? Well now you know. Josh and Kendall are the ones I'm least sure about. A lot of the time, I joke around with Josh or Seth, and call them sexy or something like that.

So I was talking to Seth on IMQ, and he said that he had four dates planned out with a girlfriend he didn't even have. (we were talking about new Zonko products) I tried to get him to spill about this mysterious, non-existent girlfriend, but he wouldn't, so lucky for me Mill comes on, and gets it out of him. Now, being the slow person I am, after Mill said "I can't tell you, Seth would kill me." I didn't get it until she said "You. He likes you." I was shocked, and told Mill, saying it sucked, and stuff like that. She then snaps at me, saying that I sound like a total bitch saying shit like "Poor me. Too many guys like me, and I don't want them." I then yelled at her for her stupidity, because she forgot that I don't want to go out with a guy! Now she's probably pissed at me because two of the guys (Morag and Seth) she's liked have liked me, and she had/has to make up stories about all of her "boyfriends" in other countries. ARGH! SHE'S SO PATHETIC!

The thing is, I like the game of seduction. I go after Morag because he's got a girlfriend. Francis is some hot guy who seems interested. Josh is a bit different because he's the type of guy, who given a couple of years, will turn into a hunk of eye candy, the fact that he flirts back helps, too! Can you say "Fun!"? I play with Seth because I know he's constantly horny, so what kind of girl wouldn't have fun?

Mill's gotten on my nerves again. She's started wearing this cheap eyeliner, which by the end of the day, makes her look like she has two beautiful black eyes! She thinks she's sexy, and she has an f***ing crush on MANDY! The other thing is, she can't say that guys don't like her, because she's… large. Her hair ALWAYS looks like shit, her breathe stinks, her clothes don't fit properly, her nails aren't even clean, and she has this fake, "I don't give a f~~~" personality that's infuriating. Do you know WHY it's infuriating? Because she soaks in every single piece of crap thrown her way. Mandy was trying to be close friends with Mill, but it turned out wrong, because Millie and her family are so screwed up. Her father is jobless, her mother gets drunk on a regular basis, and her younger brother is just as poorly groomed as she is (Durmstrang). Quite frankly, she disgusts me.

Did I tell you? I'm moving! New school and everything! I hope the boys I've been toying with, don't miss me too much! I think I'm going to have a party, inviting my new and old friends. Probably a pool party. Hey… I just realized something… many of my friends aren't compatible… This is going to be one heck of a party… I almost forgot Morgan! Yes, he is a guy. I don't work on him, because he's gay. Big surprise (odd name, no?), I know, but he's the coolest and most loyal friend, you could ever have. Now get this, he isn't air-headedly loyal, like, "If you jump off a cliff, I'll jump after you!" but he's cool all the same! Even a bit on the sadistic side…

Love,
Blaise Zabini