Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters (and I do
not own Inuyasha).
THE CAST:
Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Yukina, Shizuru, Botan, Juri, Koto, Koenma, Kayko, and a special guest from another show, Inuyasha!
KAA: Hey guys!
All: Hi.
Hiei: Why are you wasting our time with this stupid game?
KAA: Because I feel like it, and since I'm the ALMIGHTY AUTHOR, I can do whatever I want.
Kuwabara: She's got a point.
KAA: Ok, now here's how to play spin the bottle. Everybody sits down in one big circle and then someone spins the bottle and blah, blah, blah.
Everyone gets in a circle.
KAA: Hiei, since you're my favorite character you go first.
Hiei spins the bottle and it lands on Yukina.
Hiei: Now what am I supposed to do?
KAA: Kiss her!
Hiei: But I can't!
Yusuke: Why not? Are you chicken?
Hiei: No. She's my si---. Oh never mind.
Hiei quickly kisses Yukina, runs out of the room and into the bathroom, washes his mouth out, and then screams (except he whispers the last word), "OMG! I cannot believe I just kissed my sister."
KAA: Ok Yukina, its your turn.
Yukina: Ok. *Spins the bottle*
It lands on Yusuke.
Kayko: You better not kiss her for more than half a second Yusuke Urameshi or I will make you take ballet!
Yusuke: (frightened) Ok.
Kayko: I'm timing you!
Yusuke kisses Yukina so fast that Kurama couldn't get a picture of it.
Kayko: That was more than half a second mister.
Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not ballet!!!
Kayko: Come on, I'm taking you right now to register.
Yusuke: (starts to cry)
Kayko: Bye! I'll be back soon.
Kurama: I wonder what Yusuke looks like in a tutu.
Hiei: Guys don't wear tutus in ballet.
Kurama: They do too.
Hiei: No they don't.
Kurama: Yes they do.
Hiei: No they don't.
Kurama: How would you know?
Hiei: Well, um, I did ballet for one year.
Kurama: *twitch twitch*
Hiei: Guys don't wear tutus, and I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
KAA: Ok guys, now it is Kuwabara's turn since he was sitting next to Yusuke.
Kuwabara: Ok. *Spins the bottle*
It lands on Koto.
Kuwabara: Pucker up!
Koto: Ewww! Not a human! Anything but a human, especially this one!
Juri: Ha ha.
Kuwabara kisses Koto. Koto runs to the bathroom and barfs.
KAA: Ok Koto, it is your turn to spin the bottle.
Koto: Great. *Spins the bottle and whispers to self, "Not a human, not a human"*
It lands on Inuyasha.
Koto: Hmm.he's a cute one. Inuyasha: *rolls eyes*
Koto kisses Inuyasha.
30 seconds later..
KAA: Guys do you think you can hurry it up?
They ignore her.
KAA: Please.
They still ignore her.
KAA: Oh, go get a room!
Koto: Fine.
Inuyasha and Koto walk to a room upstairs.
KAA: Not my room!
Koto: How about your sister's?
KAA: Sure, she won't care. Even if she did, so what?
Koto: Ok then.
KAA: Ok who's next?
Shizuru: Me, Me, pick me!
KAA: Ok.
Shizuru spun the bottle and it landed on Koenma.
Shizuru: No fair I demand a respin.
KAA: Sorry, you have to kiss Koenma.
Shizuru: Can't he at least turn into teen form?
Koenma: No. Muhahahaha!
Shizuru: Hn.
Hiei: Hey that's my line!
Shizuru: Fine I'll kiss him.
Shizuru kisses Koenma.
1 minute later.
KAA: Hey I thought you didn't want to kiss Koenma.
Shizuru: Well Koenma said that if I kissed for one whole minute he would change into teen form. I love his teen form.
KAA: Ok.
*Koenma changes into teen form*
Shizuru: (goes up and kisses Koenma)
KAA: Go a get a room.
Shizuru: No.
Kuwabara: This is gross. Hey, Kurama can I borrow your camera?
Kurama: Sure.
Kuwabara: Thanks. *Takes pictures of Shizuru and Koenma making out* Shizuru! I'm gonna tell Mom!
Shizuru: So? *Goes back to kissing Koenma*
KAA: Will you please get a room.downstairs? I don't trust you two upstairs by yourselves.
Koenma: Fine.
KAA: Where is Koto and Inuyasha? KOTO! INUYASHA! The ALMIGHTY AUTHOR wants to see you!
Koto and Inuyasha come downstairs. Koto's hair is messed up and so Inuyasha's.
Inuyasha: Yes?
KAA: What took you so long? I mean 20 minutes. God.
Koto: Well, I asked him if I could brush his hair and he had a lot of knots and I just had to get them out.
KAA: Ok, whatever.
Inuyasha: Where's Koenma and Shizuru?
KAA: Somewhere.
*Doorbell rings*
Botan: I'll get it!
She opens the door and Yusuke and Kayko come in, Yusuke looks miserable.
KAA: So what happened?
Yusuke: I'll tell you later, let's get on with the game.
KAA: Ok Botan it's your turn
Botan: Ok-dokey.
She spins the bottle and it lands on Kurama.
Kurama: Jackpot!
Botan: It's better than Kuwabara.
Botan kisses Kurama for awhile until he pulls back.
Botan: Wait, where are you going? I'm NOT FINISHED!
Kurama: I had to get a breath mint.
Botan: Oh.
Kurama and Botan continue kissing and then stop and walk into another room.
KAA: Ok, now it's Kayko's turn.
Kayko: Me?
KAA: Do you know any other Kayko's in this room?
Kayko: No.
She spins the bottle and it lands on Hiei and then "magically" (*cough* Yusuke moved it *cough*) turned toward Yusuke.
Kayko: YAY!
Yusuke go finds an empty room and makes out with her (She is his girlfriend)
KAA: Ok, now it's Juri's turn. Then the doorbell rings once more.
Juri: I'll get it, I'll get it!
She answers the door.
Juri: Why hello there, Blue Ogre.
Blue Ogre: How many times have I told you to call me Jeremiah?
Juri: Ok Jeremiah, do you want to play spin the bottle?
Jeremiah: Sure.
KAA: Now whose turn was it?
Juri: Mine!
Juri spins the bottle. It lands on Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Another one.. yes!
Juri kisses Inuyasha. No fireworks go off or anything.
KAA: Ok, well now it's Kayko's turn.
Kayko: Ok.
She spins the bottle and it lands on Jeremiah.
Kayko: Oh, great. Just what I always wanted to do in life, kiss a blue ogre. No really I'm not kidding. (Seriously she's not.)
Kayko and Jeremiah kiss.
Doorbell rings again.
KAA: We're not buying! Hiei answers the door and is standing face to face with his evil cloned twin Hiay (pronounced Hi-A.).
Hiei: You! I thought I locked you up to never see you again.
Hiay: Well I escaped. Listen before you try to kill me, let me tell you why I'm here.
(The entire cast listens in.)
Hiei: Ok.
Hiay: All I wanted to do is ask you if you had seen a girl named Yukina around here.
Hiei: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. Why would you want to know?
Hiay: Because she invited me to the dance.
Hiei: SHE WHAT???
A/N Ok, that's all for today. I'll update soon.
THE CAST:
Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Yukina, Shizuru, Botan, Juri, Koto, Koenma, Kayko, and a special guest from another show, Inuyasha!
KAA: Hey guys!
All: Hi.
Hiei: Why are you wasting our time with this stupid game?
KAA: Because I feel like it, and since I'm the ALMIGHTY AUTHOR, I can do whatever I want.
Kuwabara: She's got a point.
KAA: Ok, now here's how to play spin the bottle. Everybody sits down in one big circle and then someone spins the bottle and blah, blah, blah.
Everyone gets in a circle.
KAA: Hiei, since you're my favorite character you go first.
Hiei spins the bottle and it lands on Yukina.
Hiei: Now what am I supposed to do?
KAA: Kiss her!
Hiei: But I can't!
Yusuke: Why not? Are you chicken?
Hiei: No. She's my si---. Oh never mind.
Hiei quickly kisses Yukina, runs out of the room and into the bathroom, washes his mouth out, and then screams (except he whispers the last word), "OMG! I cannot believe I just kissed my sister."
KAA: Ok Yukina, its your turn.
Yukina: Ok. *Spins the bottle*
It lands on Yusuke.
Kayko: You better not kiss her for more than half a second Yusuke Urameshi or I will make you take ballet!
Yusuke: (frightened) Ok.
Kayko: I'm timing you!
Yusuke kisses Yukina so fast that Kurama couldn't get a picture of it.
Kayko: That was more than half a second mister.
Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not ballet!!!
Kayko: Come on, I'm taking you right now to register.
Yusuke: (starts to cry)
Kayko: Bye! I'll be back soon.
Kurama: I wonder what Yusuke looks like in a tutu.
Hiei: Guys don't wear tutus in ballet.
Kurama: They do too.
Hiei: No they don't.
Kurama: Yes they do.
Hiei: No they don't.
Kurama: How would you know?
Hiei: Well, um, I did ballet for one year.
Kurama: *twitch twitch*
Hiei: Guys don't wear tutus, and I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
KAA: Ok guys, now it is Kuwabara's turn since he was sitting next to Yusuke.
Kuwabara: Ok. *Spins the bottle*
It lands on Koto.
Kuwabara: Pucker up!
Koto: Ewww! Not a human! Anything but a human, especially this one!
Juri: Ha ha.
Kuwabara kisses Koto. Koto runs to the bathroom and barfs.
KAA: Ok Koto, it is your turn to spin the bottle.
Koto: Great. *Spins the bottle and whispers to self, "Not a human, not a human"*
It lands on Inuyasha.
Koto: Hmm.he's a cute one. Inuyasha: *rolls eyes*
Koto kisses Inuyasha.
30 seconds later..
KAA: Guys do you think you can hurry it up?
They ignore her.
KAA: Please.
They still ignore her.
KAA: Oh, go get a room!
Koto: Fine.
Inuyasha and Koto walk to a room upstairs.
KAA: Not my room!
Koto: How about your sister's?
KAA: Sure, she won't care. Even if she did, so what?
Koto: Ok then.
KAA: Ok who's next?
Shizuru: Me, Me, pick me!
KAA: Ok.
Shizuru spun the bottle and it landed on Koenma.
Shizuru: No fair I demand a respin.
KAA: Sorry, you have to kiss Koenma.
Shizuru: Can't he at least turn into teen form?
Koenma: No. Muhahahaha!
Shizuru: Hn.
Hiei: Hey that's my line!
Shizuru: Fine I'll kiss him.
Shizuru kisses Koenma.
1 minute later.
KAA: Hey I thought you didn't want to kiss Koenma.
Shizuru: Well Koenma said that if I kissed for one whole minute he would change into teen form. I love his teen form.
KAA: Ok.
*Koenma changes into teen form*
Shizuru: (goes up and kisses Koenma)
KAA: Go a get a room.
Shizuru: No.
Kuwabara: This is gross. Hey, Kurama can I borrow your camera?
Kurama: Sure.
Kuwabara: Thanks. *Takes pictures of Shizuru and Koenma making out* Shizuru! I'm gonna tell Mom!
Shizuru: So? *Goes back to kissing Koenma*
KAA: Will you please get a room.downstairs? I don't trust you two upstairs by yourselves.
Koenma: Fine.
KAA: Where is Koto and Inuyasha? KOTO! INUYASHA! The ALMIGHTY AUTHOR wants to see you!
Koto and Inuyasha come downstairs. Koto's hair is messed up and so Inuyasha's.
Inuyasha: Yes?
KAA: What took you so long? I mean 20 minutes. God.
Koto: Well, I asked him if I could brush his hair and he had a lot of knots and I just had to get them out.
KAA: Ok, whatever.
Inuyasha: Where's Koenma and Shizuru?
KAA: Somewhere.
*Doorbell rings*
Botan: I'll get it!
She opens the door and Yusuke and Kayko come in, Yusuke looks miserable.
KAA: So what happened?
Yusuke: I'll tell you later, let's get on with the game.
KAA: Ok Botan it's your turn
Botan: Ok-dokey.
She spins the bottle and it lands on Kurama.
Kurama: Jackpot!
Botan: It's better than Kuwabara.
Botan kisses Kurama for awhile until he pulls back.
Botan: Wait, where are you going? I'm NOT FINISHED!
Kurama: I had to get a breath mint.
Botan: Oh.
Kurama and Botan continue kissing and then stop and walk into another room.
KAA: Ok, now it's Kayko's turn.
Kayko: Me?
KAA: Do you know any other Kayko's in this room?
Kayko: No.
She spins the bottle and it lands on Hiei and then "magically" (*cough* Yusuke moved it *cough*) turned toward Yusuke.
Kayko: YAY!
Yusuke go finds an empty room and makes out with her (She is his girlfriend)
KAA: Ok, now it's Juri's turn. Then the doorbell rings once more.
Juri: I'll get it, I'll get it!
She answers the door.
Juri: Why hello there, Blue Ogre.
Blue Ogre: How many times have I told you to call me Jeremiah?
Juri: Ok Jeremiah, do you want to play spin the bottle?
Jeremiah: Sure.
KAA: Now whose turn was it?
Juri: Mine!
Juri spins the bottle. It lands on Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Another one.. yes!
Juri kisses Inuyasha. No fireworks go off or anything.
KAA: Ok, well now it's Kayko's turn.
Kayko: Ok.
She spins the bottle and it lands on Jeremiah.
Kayko: Oh, great. Just what I always wanted to do in life, kiss a blue ogre. No really I'm not kidding. (Seriously she's not.)
Kayko and Jeremiah kiss.
Doorbell rings again.
KAA: We're not buying! Hiei answers the door and is standing face to face with his evil cloned twin Hiay (pronounced Hi-A.).
Hiei: You! I thought I locked you up to never see you again.
Hiay: Well I escaped. Listen before you try to kill me, let me tell you why I'm here.
(The entire cast listens in.)
Hiei: Ok.
Hiay: All I wanted to do is ask you if you had seen a girl named Yukina around here.
Hiei: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. Why would you want to know?
Hiay: Because she invited me to the dance.
Hiei: SHE WHAT???
A/N Ok, that's all for today. I'll update soon.