RPM2: Green and Gooey Slime STILL doesn't own Voldie-Poo or anyone from the
Harry Potter series. Hell she doesn't even Bruce Willis who also stars in
this chapter.
AND she doesn't own the joke. It comes from The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes.
Anyway I have to go get ready for my close-up now so.. Yippee-ki-oh doods (THIS MUGGLE WAS REFRAINED FROM SWEARING.. Unlike Bruce Willis)
Director: CUT! CUT! RPM2 U weren't supposed to say that Bruce Willis was! *Points to Bruce Willis who smiles and flexes absolutely nothing*
RPM2: Sorry. Oh and we do not own the saying yippee-ki-oh ***** ******* (Yet again he was stop from saying it.)
Chapter 2: Brucey!!!
Hell has frozen over us.
*Bruce Willis comes flying down on a burning airplane that crashes and hits the ground. Audience laps. Miraculously Brucey and all the victims were alive but the baddies died.*
Bruce Willis looked up in disgust. "That's Bruce Willis to you."
*Sorry*
Bruce looks across at the audience. "Haven't you got anything better to do?" Disgruntled, the audience packs up and moves inside a nearby building where Green and Gooey Slime has set up a TV screen.
*Who died and made you god?*
Bruce looks up at the sky madder than hell, my home. "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP IT'LL BE YOU!"
*Sorry. Please continue.*
"Finally!" grumbles Brucey..Bruce as he walks over to a group of Death Eaters and Moldy-Shorts.
The audience watches as Bruce lugs a twenty-gallon tub of petrol across the ground. The Death Eaters and Moldy hear it but are ignore it. They're that ignorant.
Everyone watches as he proceeds to pour petrol over the Death Eaters and the Moldy-Waldy-Shorts. They all flinch at contact with it but still ignore it and continue with talks of torturing Muggles and people less than Half- Bloods.
Laughing to himself, Bruce Willis walks about a hundred metres away from the Death Eaters and then pulled out his lighter. Then Bruce cackles and throws the lighted lighter onto the oil. "YIPEE KI OH MOTHA FUCKA'S!!!!"
Sumbudies busssssted.
However, as he was too close to the flame he also booms up and lands in Hells Prison.
There at the prison the Demon Warden came across him and two other prisoners. "What are you in for?" he asked the first inmate.
"Murder." The Demon Warden then asked what sentence he had gotten for it. "Eternity." Was the reply. The next prisoner told the guard he was in for fraud with a fifteen year sentence.
"And what are you in here for, Bruce Willis?" the Demon asked. "Under direct order I poured petrol over Death Eaters and Lord Voldie-Wart." "And what did you get for that?" "About fifteen to the gallon."
*****End of da chapta my dahlins.
AND she doesn't own the joke. It comes from The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes.
Anyway I have to go get ready for my close-up now so.. Yippee-ki-oh doods (THIS MUGGLE WAS REFRAINED FROM SWEARING.. Unlike Bruce Willis)
Director: CUT! CUT! RPM2 U weren't supposed to say that Bruce Willis was! *Points to Bruce Willis who smiles and flexes absolutely nothing*
RPM2: Sorry. Oh and we do not own the saying yippee-ki-oh ***** ******* (Yet again he was stop from saying it.)
Chapter 2: Brucey!!!
Hell has frozen over us.
*Bruce Willis comes flying down on a burning airplane that crashes and hits the ground. Audience laps. Miraculously Brucey and all the victims were alive but the baddies died.*
Bruce Willis looked up in disgust. "That's Bruce Willis to you."
*Sorry*
Bruce looks across at the audience. "Haven't you got anything better to do?" Disgruntled, the audience packs up and moves inside a nearby building where Green and Gooey Slime has set up a TV screen.
*Who died and made you god?*
Bruce looks up at the sky madder than hell, my home. "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP IT'LL BE YOU!"
*Sorry. Please continue.*
"Finally!" grumbles Brucey..Bruce as he walks over to a group of Death Eaters and Moldy-Shorts.
The audience watches as Bruce lugs a twenty-gallon tub of petrol across the ground. The Death Eaters and Moldy hear it but are ignore it. They're that ignorant.
Everyone watches as he proceeds to pour petrol over the Death Eaters and the Moldy-Waldy-Shorts. They all flinch at contact with it but still ignore it and continue with talks of torturing Muggles and people less than Half- Bloods.
Laughing to himself, Bruce Willis walks about a hundred metres away from the Death Eaters and then pulled out his lighter. Then Bruce cackles and throws the lighted lighter onto the oil. "YIPEE KI OH MOTHA FUCKA'S!!!!"
Sumbudies busssssted.
However, as he was too close to the flame he also booms up and lands in Hells Prison.
There at the prison the Demon Warden came across him and two other prisoners. "What are you in for?" he asked the first inmate.
"Murder." The Demon Warden then asked what sentence he had gotten for it. "Eternity." Was the reply. The next prisoner told the guard he was in for fraud with a fifteen year sentence.
"And what are you in here for, Bruce Willis?" the Demon asked. "Under direct order I poured petrol over Death Eaters and Lord Voldie-Wart." "And what did you get for that?" "About fifteen to the gallon."
*****End of da chapta my dahlins.