RPM3: Yes Green and Gooey Slime doesn't own Harry Potter things STILL! Not
even though she's had about fifty attempts trying to get the license for
them. She doesn't even own cowboys ever. ~grumbles~ Do I have to do this?
*Yes* The RPM runs off as lightening hits him on the bum. "Doooooonnnn'tttt Suuueeee and GAGS'S thanxxxx to LiRA, PrincessJCWR, maruder no.5, Kafira Dalila, annnnnndddddd TomFeltonSexiiWun..ciao amigos."
Kafira Dalila Basically we're torturing Voldemort to the very end.
Chapter 3: Ring, a ring a rosy. Cowboy's are too nosy.
Hell has frozen over us. It's about bloody time!!!!
A man in leather, a cowboy hat, and pistol holders rides into a clearing. Almost immediately bushes start to shiver. It was time for excitement.
In his pistol holders were two deadly gu. wands?!?!?!?!
"Cut! I SAID CUT!" A man in his late fifties walks out. He has puffs of hair all over his head.
*It looks like someone's been tearing his hair.*
"SHUT UP!!!! And you! You give me those wands NOW or it'll be your hair that's gone!"
John Wayne blushes as the bushes giggle and quietly turns over the wands. Then, brightening considerably, he pleaded "Can I have the dynamite now?"
The director groans pull a puff of his hair out. "GAGS!!!!!" In fast motion three dynamite sticks fall on the directors head.
KerplopKerplopBOOM
*Let's have that in normal motion shall we?*
Kerplop Kerplop BOOM
*And in slow please.*
Ker-plop.. Ker-plop.. BO-OM.
*That's like, what? Twenty directors in three episodes?*
John Wayne grins and picks up a crate of dynamite. Then he looks around. "Let's see." he murmurs as the bushes start to move again.
Two hours later and fifty more crates of dynamite it's time to rock & roll.
The surrounding is still pretty much the same except there are slight lumps in the ground now and a cord runs off into the distance.
*And the cord ran off with John Wayne.*
"Boom shucka lucka Voldies got da intellect, Boom shucka." Twenty Death Eater's enter the clearing holding the body of Harry Potter.
Amazingly they place it in the middle of the lumpy circle and Voldemort swoops in, an amazing feat for such an old dude.
Voldemort then links hands with two of the nearest Death Eaters who in turn grab others hands until they are all in a circle.
John Wayne cackles and grips a handlebar tightly.
Then the DE and Volders start to skip around merrily, still in a circle.
*OMG It's. it's a gay parade!*
Then they started to.........................
SING!!!!!!!!
*Block your ears! Save yourselves!*
"Ring a ring a rosy, a pocket full of nosey's, a snicker, a snicker, we all go" "BOOM!" Bit's of Death Eaters, Volders, and Harry Potter go everywhere.
"Hey cool!" John Wayne stoops and picks up a small piece of skin.
With a lightning scar on it! Another boom sounded. When the smoke cleared the lightning scar was gone and John Wayne was in hell.
*I have the scar!!!!!!!!!*
*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAUAHAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUHAUAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAUUAUUAUAUAUAAAAHH HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHHUUHHUH..~cough, cough*
Please review!!!!! Pretty please?
*Yes* The RPM runs off as lightening hits him on the bum. "Doooooonnnn'tttt Suuueeee and GAGS'S thanxxxx to LiRA, PrincessJCWR, maruder no.5, Kafira Dalila, annnnnndddddd TomFeltonSexiiWun..ciao amigos."
Kafira Dalila Basically we're torturing Voldemort to the very end.
Chapter 3: Ring, a ring a rosy. Cowboy's are too nosy.
Hell has frozen over us. It's about bloody time!!!!
A man in leather, a cowboy hat, and pistol holders rides into a clearing. Almost immediately bushes start to shiver. It was time for excitement.
In his pistol holders were two deadly gu. wands?!?!?!?!
"Cut! I SAID CUT!" A man in his late fifties walks out. He has puffs of hair all over his head.
*It looks like someone's been tearing his hair.*
"SHUT UP!!!! And you! You give me those wands NOW or it'll be your hair that's gone!"
John Wayne blushes as the bushes giggle and quietly turns over the wands. Then, brightening considerably, he pleaded "Can I have the dynamite now?"
The director groans pull a puff of his hair out. "GAGS!!!!!" In fast motion three dynamite sticks fall on the directors head.
KerplopKerplopBOOM
*Let's have that in normal motion shall we?*
Kerplop Kerplop BOOM
*And in slow please.*
Ker-plop.. Ker-plop.. BO-OM.
*That's like, what? Twenty directors in three episodes?*
John Wayne grins and picks up a crate of dynamite. Then he looks around. "Let's see." he murmurs as the bushes start to move again.
Two hours later and fifty more crates of dynamite it's time to rock & roll.
The surrounding is still pretty much the same except there are slight lumps in the ground now and a cord runs off into the distance.
*And the cord ran off with John Wayne.*
"Boom shucka lucka Voldies got da intellect, Boom shucka." Twenty Death Eater's enter the clearing holding the body of Harry Potter.
Amazingly they place it in the middle of the lumpy circle and Voldemort swoops in, an amazing feat for such an old dude.
Voldemort then links hands with two of the nearest Death Eaters who in turn grab others hands until they are all in a circle.
John Wayne cackles and grips a handlebar tightly.
Then the DE and Volders start to skip around merrily, still in a circle.
*OMG It's. it's a gay parade!*
Then they started to.........................
SING!!!!!!!!
*Block your ears! Save yourselves!*
"Ring a ring a rosy, a pocket full of nosey's, a snicker, a snicker, we all go" "BOOM!" Bit's of Death Eaters, Volders, and Harry Potter go everywhere.
"Hey cool!" John Wayne stoops and picks up a small piece of skin.
With a lightning scar on it! Another boom sounded. When the smoke cleared the lightning scar was gone and John Wayne was in hell.
*I have the scar!!!!!!!!!*
*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAUAHAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUHAUAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAUUAUUAUAUAUAAAAHH HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHHUUHHUH..~cough, cough*
Please review!!!!! Pretty please?